₦airaland Forum

justfash50:
It is very easy to lump religion with culture of some people, it is also equally worrisome to know next to nothing about Islam ideals and way of life.

I am disappointed with the generation of youth we have now that are quick to point fingers at a religion.

Do you know in Islam the girl have a right to choose whoever suitors she seemed fit for her?

Research before throwing hatred all over the place. Bigotry won't get us anywhere please.

you mean that little girl can say no and be left alone abi? Will you keep quiet and condemn evil.... If I see something bad, I'd condemn it no matter what, not justify it with even more stupid excuses

enchantedone:
I don't know why soldiers like posting write ups like this so that we can pity them. 4 goodness sake, u were not kidnapped and drafted into d army, ur entry into d army was voluntary so u signed up 4 it. stop making pple feel guilty with ur emotional posts cos no one owes u an apology.

your case is serious...... May the good lord deliver you from such selfishness

Chriswazo:
Oga please gist me more about the red cross group, what are their activities in the camp like?

always exempted from doing strenuous activities when on duty, they basically tend to fainted babes, carry sick people to clinic, especially giving first aid.... Everyone knows them from their red cross insignia.... Even the soldiers give them way

purplish:
Please gist me, how did you join? I'm a Lawyer with good communication skills. Do I qualify? I need to limit the stress in camp for myself abeg

obs people rarely have good friends my dear, they sit all day while others relate and communicate, and their ppa always pay little.... Join the red cross if you badly need to join a group

guruvicawelt:
350k chiaehya.. na wa o.. na big man area sha.. i have a friend dah stays there buh dey posted him to enugu, i will sha ask him how u can get a place there.. na sec skul abi na company them post u?

na construction company... Abeg any help will be greatly appreciated

Dream2:
350k?haaaaa,poor guy like me,the money is like heaven oo.
More reason I didn't choose Lagos and Abuja and some of the expensive states.
Quote me 50k gan I no get.

Bro which state you dey

guruvicawelt:
hmmm wait o no b d awakeuche were been dey tell us about how e fall inlove with an army lady in camp dats if am not wrong mayb them done pana beat am after camp naw..

I no disappear o, and no body Don panel beat me..... I was posted to Lekki phase 1 for my Ppa, I dey try reason accommodation o, d place cost die... I waka enter chevron estate go dey ask for house like mumu, d only gate wet try open invite me inside dey tell me 350 to rent dia boys quarter for 1 year, i just carry myself waka comot for dia..... Abeg who fit arrange accommodation for me for lekki-ajah or even epe axis, I dey pay transport from ikorodu to Lekki everyday, na beg I dey beg

Uchihaitaci:
Hahahahahahahaha...Nwanne you have the IQ level of a snail... Chei
See my point is its illiterates like you that make then say all of us Igbos are ignorant.
Having knowledge is psareparts or electronis doesn't mean you are a genius.
In fact a nutless monkey can sell spare parts and make money .
It's high time you illiterates let us the educated Igbos have our own voice .
Stop spreading mediocrity and claiming to speak for us .
Bruv if you know my surname you would take a long chill ...I don't just come from any bottom feeder family like you.. my name means something in Anambra. Go research...I would have given you a clue but you would need Barney and bouncing colored balls to interpret my comment .
I love you brother but really you are ignorant and delusional

no my friend, you're the illiterate one... I have read all your supposed literate rants especially where you based the emotions of both tribes from observing the character of your supposed yoruba best friend, the Yoruba's and the Igbo's as far as am concerned are the most confused tribes in Nigeria.... They give stupid and flimsy excuses why they can't tolerate the other and do everything in their power to undermine the other, why the enemies grow fat and benefit from this national stupidity.... If you must talk foolishness at least you should base it on politics and not on where you or who you are.
Ps, from your rants I can tell you weren't properly educated

segunk1:
I too dey feel you my guy and guruvicawelt too, thumz up niggz.

But @awakeuche no go let that soldier lady shange am for u ooo, make she no go remove ut two teeths b4 camp end ooh.

my bro, the army has transferred her out of camp o, she even has a case to answer at lagos command headquarters, we can only pray she doesn't get court martialed

aydeluxe:
There is Union atm, even though state coordinator claimed dat other banks suppose come

you damn correct bro

This babe is in deep trouble now, infact the military police have come to whisk her away this morning

segunk1:
@awakeuche is this the babe you ve been talking about?

yes bro, and she's in trouble o

Blessograo:
She doesn't need to look tough to be an army. Maybe she's a doctor to the army cos doctors are important to the armies for after training or war. Which is why they try to protect their doctors at war.

oh she's tough yall, you dont wanna mess with this bad bitch yall

Fabulocity:
Awakeuche, is this the babe? she hot though .

she's currently trending in nairaland yall.... Here's a picture to wow yall.

Days are becoming episodal here, the more we stay clustered in camp the more we lose foresight of what we want to do, i am currently listening to the SAED instructors talk about sme's and shiit, and all i can think about is how uptight all this mofo's are.... Notwithstanding i see the whole point in skill acquisition. Business is the way forward for a growing economy like Nigeria. Now stream 2 yall, this isn't some educational cra.p to assist you when you eventually make it to camp, but me pouring out my fustrations on yall.... Even the big yanshes no longer have the power to motivate me, i have joined every frigging group in camp, i am even dancing in a group filled with mad sex starved babes.... I joined a drama group today and is currently sitting very close to a very sexy big assed babe, she ain't smiling and i ain't quitting.. Make i just try my luck sha..... Lest i forget i finally spoke to the army sergent, and she didnt find it funny o, asking me if i'm not afraid and shii, i told her boldly that i didn't mean any offence, that i admired her for her strength and verve and would be honored to be her friend. This babe just walked away, leaving me standing like a complete mumu der,... Anyhow i close that chapter for now until maybe on pass out

aydeluxe:
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oya na, wic platoon nd room u dey

platoon 4, first floor room 2

aydeluxe:
The major good thing in lagos camp is that the camp dey bubble frm morning till night, jams everywhere nd friendly soldiers.....

u dey lag camp, identify na make we relate

princedmiayer:
brah finally eh what was the background colour accepted in camp, i de hear red, some saying white. apy sunday

colour doesn't matter, just get a good passport

guruvicawelt:
Diz reg shay is when u write ur name in d "book of life" dah ur reg iz overam currently on d access bank aspect..

dont make mistakes o, make ur alawee no get leg

chiefojiji:
awakeuche!!! u try jare. u keeping things awake here

Nice play of words bruh, appreciate

surpriseMe:
Thanks bro..I was wondering why making such millions of photocopies when people are just using 2 photocopies each to complete their reg in camp..is better that u guys in camp are giving us updates so that we stream ii can prepare for what to expect in camp come JAN 2017...thanks G! lemme hear from awakeuche from Lagos camp..

one photocopy is enough, i made 5 copies of all my document and ended up using 1 each, but even at that, endeavor to at least make 3 photocopies of all your documents. Dazall, i shall provide further updates as time goes by.

surpriseMe:
Sup Gee! Hw is Reg in lagos camp? wot are the requirement they asked for? Wanna know if Me having Certificate without SOR weda im free with Reg..
need ur updates thanks man!

you are supremely free bro, either you have a statement of result or original certificate.... Anyone of them would serve, dont worry

prettyAdaolisa:
I will love to date a Yoruba guy tho...so I can come up with my own list...

hmm, you lucky you fine, looking to have a list

RadicallyBlunt:
Lol. You've seen only the goodies part of life. Inside that same tribe are great ritualists because of the money-oriented culture. The highest IBO obituary I've seen is 53yrs. The elderly ones I know are not too rich and care more about a good name than money which is the proper way to view life. Money should be secondary but their cultural orientation causes horrible things to be done all for the sake of money. If you dont believe me go to the obituary printing press of alaba international.

are you sure you are ok

Fabulocity:
I don't think it'd be easy and convenient for them to give constant updates, with all the drills, activities and so on. Plus, they may not even be able to charge their phones. I can hardly even reach my friends currently in camp. We'll probably hear all the gist at the end.

with the way lagos camp is organised, i am always online, but i like to put up updates at day's end..... Its not easy though, will try to update yall with the needful

Dotman2210:
NYSC Orientation;my brief experience
Well I need not bore you with what NYSC is and how every Nigerian youth whom had passed through an higher institution of learning always look forward to it,
So I was posted to Ekiti state,before I continue one thing is I dont like long journeys,so been posted to a South-Western state was a relieve not as if I really the state as such,so on Wednesday I did my last minutes shopping,on Thursday morning I took off,on getting to the park at Oshodi I thought am going to meet quite a handful corp members posted to Ekiti but I was wrong,we were only two in the bus and got to know when we got to Ado,it was a bumpy ride down to Ekiti,no thanks to the bad roads well am aware of this though cos this is actually my third time in Ekiti
MY CAMP EXPERIENCE
Nysc orientation camp is located in Ise,Emure local government,
On getting to the gate we were checked in by some policemen and proceeded to pick our tally number for camp registration,the thing is Ekiti camp is just there...yes,I got my bed and went back to the registration point,I didnt get to finish it until yesterday evening ,the people involved are few,the process is somehow which make all the whole thing slow,stressful and tiring,
So was just sitting down this morning and a lady walked up to me and said,you are from Onitsha right was like🤗,naso I touched my head but my head no flat na😄 how I come take resemble my brothers from the East,the next one was a guy an Hausa,this guy just walked up to me and start speaking hausa was like😒 oga calm down you are neither in Kano or Sokoto me sef come confuse o,
On ladies here still observing,gracelanders in Ekiti quote me
Will keep you all ůpdated as events unfold.

of all the things you could write about, na to mention flat head you believe go motivate stream 2, like say head shape for different tribes na by prescription, just continue

LBlessing:
I always look forward to your updates. One thing I've learnt from you stream 1 peeps, is to resume a day before camp opens. Registration seems to be less stressful when one does.

Please, do keep it coming. You guys are our eye and ear in camp, till January comes.

Thank you sweetness

guruvicawelt:
Lolz guy no do o.. military lady just kidding tho i have forbia for dat uniform.. mehn anytime i see them i go just compose maself.. well from ur post i think she's into u.. not a bad ideal to approach her.. Free world, and who knows u guys might b great. goodluck with her..

men i found her doing her makeup in mami market, oboy, c fine assed bae, na so i just greet her politely come ask her if she go like to drink anything.... She just look me bad eye for like 5mins, i no dull, the next thing i heard was, copper return back to your platoon now.... I believe say she dey feel me sha, so i go try again.

Fabulocity:
How much is an average plate of food in the maami market? Me I do not joke with my food oh And aren't they supposed to control and kinda regulate the prices of stuff in maami market to avoid exploitation of the corpers? And you keep talking about hot girls, hot boys nko Are there eye candy guys there that mere looking at them would alleviate one's suffering in camp Or you think we don't care about that? And please don't give me the excuse that you ain't gay and you can't be checking out other guys... Do this for the ladies abeg Are there enough pretty boys in camp?

of course i can talk about boys too, will talk about that too later...for the ladies you should see the guys....ladies if you are the type that like too handsome boys that are as arrogant AF then lagos is for you, infact the nominal topic among some ladies here is having mami boyfriend. Its as if all the cool guys were hand picked and personally sent to lagos to camp

HOW TO ARRIVE CAMP LIKE A BOSS: true yall, other things you must know so as to look like a seasoned professional when arriving camp, and not some clueless kitten.
1. Pack light
2. Dont take any other photographs whether red or blue as the photographers are looking to scam new arrivals with baseless threats that without colored passports you cant do reg.... THATS A FAT LIE.... Just use the passports you came with
3. Never buy anything directly outside the camp gates if you arrive at night or whenever, mostly fakes and more xpensive
4. Buy plenty white inner wears
5. When you get to camp, just ask for the hostel registration area like a boss and go sign in to get a bunk and bed.
6. Take your call up letter, call up no, certificate and passports and ask for the registration area to process yourself.
7. After reg, you will be giving a file with your camp no like this, in my case since its lagos its la/b16/0100, an id will also be given to you bearing this same no, its very important to keep it safe, get an id holder and put it inside, always hang around your neck.
8. Your platoon is the last in the camp number giving to you, in my case its zero, meaning camp 10
9. Always try to get involved in camp activities, and especially try impressing your platoon leader and commander by buying them drinks like soft drinks, water etc.
10. If you have a skill, like any skill at all, just bring the materials along with you to camp, you will be engaged and paid for it, and of course the popularity no go be here, eg if you're a good architect, you can bring texts and materials to teach other architects, make sure to meet the SAED leader to include you in their lecturing shit
Beagle sounded yall, gotta bounce

Haychay:
Keep it coming bro

definitely

guruvicawelt:
well starting to enjoy camp tho.. mayb twas due to d sressful process involved in getting registered that really got me obsessed wit d whole ideal of nysc.. met pretty nice people both male and female.. tho made a new friend today. a foreign trained graduate from a skul in Ukraine, mehn d bae z gorgeous, tho we started with quarreling due to d stress everyone was passing tru during todays reg she talked to me with a lil harsh voice buh leta apologised, currently chatting on whatsapp buh i gat a bae i've been also following up after we boarded same bus to camp, a gal from iz it caleb uni abi buh mehn d babe dey cut ma slip. shes just so straight abi she no send me ni buh anyways i just hope am arent going back to ma ways.. aside dah iss mehn d military guys no geh joy o.. those phyno kinda guys dah barb thier hair in diff shapes and sizes. ones ur spotted on d reg queue they will bring u out and sit u on d floor afterwards some other drilling.. for some that Thiers is worst dey asked them to shave der beards b4 dey will b allowed to do reg. so plz dont dress like radical to camp.. aside that d drilling no b here i've already lost some few pounce. i just hope ah can keep escaping frog jump for coming late.. what else ok yeah shaping camp kit is 1.8k.. on diz case i like baggy. 50cent and 2pac

nice one bruh, i like the ukranian trained bae, you guys have chemistry abi physics, and i've always been a sucker for rude women..... To mend the babarigas here na 1500 o bro, dem don promise to cut down on the shii so fingers xssed..... Meanwhile no dull o... E get one military babe here wey sexy die wey i dey eye, i just dey stare her down, she been dey stare right back but now she dey avoid my eye, i count that as 1 battle won