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Vasaratti16:
Call of Duty
I hear my friends telling me Call of Duty the best game ever go and get it. As recession is i didnt want to waste my money so I first look at IGN reviews and it got a 9.4 out of 10 . I wasn't sure if I wanted to get the game so I borrowed it from my cousins. I beat up the campaign on veteran on the 1st try. I analyzed the game's multiplayer, zombies and campaign. Multiplayer gets a 3/10. Boring and repetitive. Campaign 1/10 Bad storyline and 6 hours is not worth a #7800 game. Seriously! The guns seem all the same, like smgs, assault , and light machine. There is no difference. Despite the fact that Nazis are one of the most viscerally satisfying, guilt-free enemies to be pitted against it gets tiresome mowing down fascists with a Thompson. The war went on for years, but in many places that was generally long periods of watching and waiting followed by action, which was often taking place in unremarkable forests or fields. The games were good for a time, but with no new material to draw from, anything that has to pump out more content will become stagnant. Even the tightest controls can’t make up for repetitive level design.

mr oga! Go and play call of duty modern warfare and advanced warfare, should satisfy your quest for varieties in military technology and weaponry and also tough gameplay.... Then also play "for honour"

Benita27:
It's part of getting to know each other. So if he should ask for what I do on our first meeting would that make him a gold miner?.

Touche!

pocohantas:
Normal thing, the married man is what we call sponsor. They don't in anyway stop you from having your own boyfriend, the married man might be in that party, watching the young boyfriend do his thing.

After marriage, it's the girl's decision to continue with him or not.


I am not in anyway supporting the act, I am only being realistic, not moralistic. It happens more often than you know, sometimes the guy is aware, most times he isn't. The lady can call the sugar daddy, 'uncle', 'godfather', 'father's business partner' and so many coded names they have for it.

Judgemetal pricks should stay off my post, I am not an olosho...will never be. If you can't read and learn, bad for you.

These men show little or no jealousy, you won't even suspect. They even encourage their girls to have a boyfriend, that way she won't bug him and scatter his own marriage. She might even collect your CV and give him to help you with a job...

can you hear yourself? This is how y'all go about justifying oloshery.....

samtee37:
you've just spoken my mind, this guy's should just keep their heads and pass through the right channel instead of initiating violence

very hypocritical statement right there sir, do ou really like Nigeria the way it is...... SMH

IHEJIRIKAisBOKO:
This Kaduna declaration saga has confirmed the already known fact the the ibos agitation for biafra is not well intentioned. The call for biafra is just the default mode the ibos enter into whenever the loose out of the politics at the centre.

I had expected the ibos, in furtherance to their biafra ambition, would have started leaving the North following the ultimatum served by the Arewa Youths. But it seems the ibos would rather die in the North than go back to iboland

The ibos want to break away from Nigeria but at the same time want to remain in other part of Nigeria

The ibos want an independent iboland but they are afraid of going back to iboland

your rhetoric sparks of insanity

Mup4life:
pls i nid advice if 3or4 inches height is suitable just for a 2bedroom flat thnks in anticipation of your answers.

yes sir, four inches can serve for your oversite concrete because
* your soil as you said is stable
*its a bungalow therefore no risk of excessive load
*100mm or 4inch is also applicable in slab design and can serve.
My opinion is to go for 150mm thickness since the difference in material to 100mm is pocket friendly. But note that 100mm is not bad at all

Am not married, but I have a fetish for staring at the breasts of pregnant women, just the fact that it swells twice over is enough to get my shit on.....
When I marry, I doubt wifey pregnancy will stop me from doing due diligence to that business.. Iyama or not

Same for me too! Used to be I chased after the big babes then and they'd ignore me like I didn't exist.... Forward 5 years, successful engineer and these now irritating wanton women call and text me all day. I just wish them a good life and put up pictures of my GF who sacrificed for me.... Let them continue, its slowly dawning on them.....

Keenly following this development,

I used to say I like women who make up blah blah blah, omor I go investigate properly b4 marriage o.. B4 person go carry sumtin wey En no know o

I can categorically say that this man is the only person i respect after nnamdi kanu... I will vote for him if he ever shows interest in the shit we call presidential election

psallmuel:
*its Fire that makes diamond much harder than gold

*You can't win a war without a few strategic losses, no matter how regrettable they may be.

*on the road to success, there are few collateral damages, the best u could do is cut your losses, set your eyes on the price and move on
!

MY POINT.
Lagos is getting somewhere can you not see it or would you rather live under the covering of woods?? How long before the flood comes and take you along with it??

Thank Ambode

you even compared the situation to a war!!! Tell me; do you breath nitrogen?

amc:
Do you know what a Pako house is?

yes, it is a house where humans live

I wish he didn't and had lied under oath, I just need to see politicians sent to jail, even if their crime is kissing babies, I just need them to suffer

[quote author=Kondomatic post=54892996]I personally can't marry a single mom and I won't allow my daughter to marry a single dad./[quote]you were making sense until this statement jumped at me

kunlesufyan:
Put your self in your parent's shoes, would you allow your child who has had a child before??Think very hard before answering the question.

Are you normal?

I blame lalasticlala for allowing tribalism to dominate nairaland, there is nothing you can read in nairaland without these sorry tribalists dominating and corrupting with their petty quarrels, every tribe is corrupt, wicked, and should as far as am concerned manage themselves.....
Though I experienced the pogrom in the north and I'm Igbo I can honestly say I met hundreds of Hausa's who would have died for me in a heartbeat,
Fast forward 10 years; am in Lagos and currently employed by a Yoruba Muslim who treats me like his brother, another who has paid my rent twice just because I teach his kids mathematics sometimes,
All the Christian Yoruba's in my office make it a duty to give me the best experience in Lagos.... And so much kindness I never thought was possible......
Please nairalanders the problem is not the people or their cultures, its the political elite who constantly divide the people, rob us and allow hate to reign....
The moment we realize these politicians are the problem, the faster our salvation

For the first time since joining nairaland in the year 2014 AD, I took a look at the first 3 lines and blah blah blahed to the end......
Op whatever the guy did to you, I came to tell you its your fault, for not been smart enough.... Mtchwww

I expected nothing less, after all I couldn't recognize any of my female cousins after been away for 3 years, they all had become whites..... Its well

shinebabe:
Ohh, I'm proud its a Nigerian product! If its well known around the world and we don't run it down ourselves, maybe it will be the gift this country will give to the world. At least we'll be known for something positive.

Our agbo had been working for generations. But ppl said it doesn' t have dosage and its not fda approved. Now Ruzu is and its being exported to several countries as we speak.

and I've never taken it before, let me put down orders.... You sell?

shinebabe:
It is agbo that is nafdac and American FDA (American version of nafdac) approved. It has dosage, is I also in capsules and actually has been proven to work. This differentiates it from your normal agbo. There were and are toxicologists pharmacists and doctors working with this products. Its not just agbo my bro.

@helpforever look for the product and buy. I can help find you one if you're in lagos

I am glad we are on the same page

helpforever:
Thank you. Someone advise I take Ruzu bitters, will that be okay to flush out the sugar in my body or should I go with the local original agbo?

Ruzu bitters and agbo and any other will all serve the same purpose, drink them.... And remember that your case is not unique, its actually very common now, with the advent of accessible internet...
Don't use your imaginations to conjure up fantasies of women
Don't watch porn ever again, and don't follow the advice of that poster who asked you to.
Staying away from masturbating will not be difficult in the first few months, as the fear alone will keep you focused and consistent, but whatever you do, do not relapse, or it will be even worse.
Look at real women like you have never done before and crave whatever it is pervs do, cause its important you condition your brain to really appreciate a good ass and boobs... No joke bro.
Never touch your self more than necessary, so you don't get tempted.
Follow my older advice religiously.
Delete all bookmarked porn sites, delete all sexual videos and especially pictures, stay away from sites that advertise women in pornish light (Lol)..
It should not surprise you to know that 60% of men now suffer this, whether they agree or not....
Hence the promiscuity of our women....
Oga, Oga, the ball is in your court

helpforever:
I saw a post about a woman complaining that her sister married an impotent man. I smiled, the man probably knew he had an issue and still went ahead and married. I also have this issue and its really bothering me for over 5 years. Mine is complicated and I think its spiritual.

It all started in 2011 when I was 20 and was ready to have sex. I went to a popular brothel in Lagos with a friend to try it out.
Though I was very nervous because I was a virgin and my heart was beating very fast.

We actually went in and two women approached us. A young woman of about 28 and one of about 40.

I am my other virgin friend had eye on the one of about 28 cause she was very beautiful. My friend immediately held on to her. The other one of 40 now held on to me that I should carry her lets go do it. I angrily said "You be my mama mate na", she got angry and left.

Then the younger one said, if I and my friend wants, we can take turns with her.

We left for her room. I entered first and was very nervous and sluggish even in removing my cloth.

She said, "e be like say u be virgin...so na me go disvrigin" you. She started touching my di*k, but it didn't get hard.

Time started to waste and I got tired and asked her to refund my money. She started shouting that its not possible, that the fact that my dick did not rise is none of her business. I asked that my friend should use the money and attempt, she said no. that he must bring his own money.

We left the building and started the arguments outside. Other prostitutes came to her aid and started asking what was wrong. She explained to them that I tried to have sex with her and my thing did not rise and now I want my money back, they started shouting and said its not possible that we should better get out of her.

At one corner, the older woman of about 40 that I earlier rejected started giving me the "ntoor" look and was saying "You see your life"

I got very scared and left for home immediately.

I tried to watch porn to see if it will get up, I can't really remember if it did.

Long and short, I have not been able to have sex since then. I have not even had sex in my life. I have never tried to have sex with a real girl before, so I won't embarrass myself. I have never had a girlfriend. Though girls keep flocking around me, since I am doing well both academically and business wise, but I never attempt to have sex with them and they keep wondering whats wrong with me. One of the unilag girls that seduced me and I did nothing concluded that I was impotent because she feels no man in the world would have resisted her seduction since she was very hot.

I have tried to have sex 3 more times, with prostitutes, but still same thing happens. No erection

In 2012, I spent the whole year going to church everyday. Nothing happened. I have stopped now and accepted my fate.

Only my best friend knows about this, he keeps saying its not a spiritual condition but medical condition due to the fact that I started
masturbating right since I was 17.

He says I might have had the issue right before the prostitute encounter. Sometimes he says that it is a psychological condition.

But the thing is, how can a young boy of 20 then have Erectile dysfunction due to masturbation.
Many young boys masturbate and nothing happened to them.

I was sad for a while, but now it seems I have accepted my fate. This issue have made me focus on my studies and business and now, at 26. I have finished my BSC, and my MSC

Whenever I am Hot, I masturbate and I think that has worsened my issue. I have been masturbating since 2011 when this happened

Lots of order thing happens in between that confuses me. Like 2 years after the prostitute encounter, when I was in my 3rd year, one beautiful edo girl who really loved me was making out with me and flirting around me and I got a rock solid erection 100%. Very hard. Also, in 2014. A girl who liked me came to my house and she was flirting with me, though she didn't plan on having sex with me. Only the flirting alone made me hard. The erection was 70% hard. But then, those are the only occurrences.

Whenever I watch porn, I get semi erection - say about 60% hard.

Whenever I jerk my joystick, it gets hard - about 80% and within minutes, it deflates again.

Lot of different things have happened along the line which is too much to type. Long and short, I don't get erections when I wakeup again. I used to before all this issues.

Or is it the excess sugar I take, or the belly fat I have gotten due to the way I eat carelessly and spend on myself. (Since I don't have any woman to cater for) that is the cause.

Is it spiritual, medical or psychological?

Is it due to masturbation? Is it an infection?

Because I can remember in late 2012 or early 2013. When I tried to urinate, I had and felt a sharp pain.

I happened for about 2 days and stopped by itself.

I am getting older and my mother is already reminding me about marriage. I don't think I will marry until this issue is resolved. I can't
subject any woman to emotional pain.

At some point, I thought I was gay, but I am in no way attracted to men. But I am attracted to women. I tried watch transgender porn to confirm if I was gay (since I couldn't stand real gay porn). I actually got aroused and had a mild erection. But come on, transgenders are women who just have a joystick.

I have put up my issues on a foreign site (because other people who have put up their problems on nairaland gets abused, mocked, insulted and bullied) and I was advised by the whites to see a doctor and counselor. They didn't even understand what I meant by spiritual issue. But they have been very concerned and helpful

I don't need to see any counselor because my case would confuse who ever I tell.

I have been living in pains. No sex life and no real social life. I keep falling out with female friend because I don't make any move towards them.

I keep falling out with male friends, because they keep wondering "why this their guy no dey nack woman like them". They feel I am weird because they 100% know I am not gay and wonder why a normal guy will be avoiding women like this.

I hope my issue is resolved.

But if its not, I would live the rest of my life like this. Probably keep on masturbating and never get married.

It might actually be my excessive masturbation that might be the cause of this. I don't really know. Only God knows.

I am depressed. But suicide is not an option for me. God forbid.

I feel your pains bro, Erectile dysfunction is growing faster in men of 20-50 years, and this is solely because
1. They started masturbating at a very young age and their brains have rewired itself to feel pleasure that way
2. They are not really attracted to real women except ones of pornstars and such, and their brain have forgotten reality or have wired itself to think all women should be like pornstars
3. Excessive intake of sugar without taking bitters
There are so many examples.....
The simplest solution is to
1. Stay away from sugary stuffs
2. Stop masturbating and time your periods of abstinence like an addict would do so you don't relapse, as this is a horrid addiction
3. Take a lot of herbal bitters as long as its bitter its OK
4. Make a clean break from anything sexual like pornography, women, sexual pictures whatever... For 1- 16months (yes! You heard right) and it can be longer
5. Allow your brain to rewire itself naturally, after you have religiously followed this regimen.
6. Do lots of exercises
7. Pray and keep focused and its going to change
8. You are not impotent, you just have damaged the sensual muscles in your penis from overtly rough stimulation.
9. Remember when you start this regimen, you may have no feeling down there for months, it may feel like nothing completely, just hang on and don't give up
10. A lesson to all young men (Vaseline crews) this is what awaits you when you finally get married and cannot satisfy your wife daily, na then you go know say to stand preek no be by muscle...... A word as they say is enough for whatever.....

skyisthelimit:
That Magu has just been invited to deliver a paper in London almost immediately by Transparency International an indicator in anyway?..who still remembers the video where the Bishop of Canterbury was interrupting British PM Cameron before the Queen of England that the corruption fight in Nigeria has improved? Has ever and I mean ever in the history of this country has it been heard that you arrest Generals,Air Vice Marshall or even the supposed gods being the Supreme Court Justices?..Magu and Buhari are no angels but it's humans that must do something..a one sided fight?..no problem, another govt will come one day and also deal with the TInubu and Amaechi...we will get full cleansing that way if the circle continues..pls allow the elite and politicians fight themselves cos u and me dont have the guts except by demonstrations and may be social media..these guys always use us to achieve their selfish interests, what's your loss if they are indicted?..if only we know that life can really be better than we are getting from government presently..these old men gas failed us because they were the ones who really enjoyed this country and are just passing it on to their next generations...if you can act,act but if you can't then you don't have to always be a pessimist..hope is the reason we wake up everyday from our beds and go to hustle, it's not negotiable if not one is just a walking dead...minus sentiments but practical positive solutions please..we can do better as Nigerians because we got the natural will to survive as can be seen wherever we are in the world.

you are a great man, brother!

I have considered dealing death to every politician in Nigeria before, but now that there's someone who feels as I do, I shall join his campaign against this horrendous looters, who have capitalized on the terribly biased, senseless and tribalistic Nigerian who cannot see beyond his selfish nose... All you bastards in this Nairaland, so engrossed in tribalism are Nigeria's problem, instead of applying your self to solving important issues like dealing with these devilish thieves, and taking back our country, you instead talk and discuss selfish and useless matters mired in hate and tribalism, why are we so blind...... Stop everything you do right now and join Charley's campaign, our campaign to END this brazen rape of our Commonwealth..

welldone everyone, its been too long.... abeg i tire to dey shuttle ikorodu to lekki everyday for this NYSC waka, lets just say i don spend 200k for transportation since i left camp..... anyone in the island axis looking for a roommate?
i shall pay what i can and throw in a further bonus of teaching you everything i know which includes
1. Microsoft office works (whole package) e.g excel, word, powerpoint. Advanced level by the way and not the bullshit they serve.
2. Orion
3. Revit Architecture
4. Photoshop cc
5. Autocaad
6. 3ds max
7. Costing/Estimation (Road/House)
8. Lumion
9. And basically anything one needs to know to make it in this Pitiful country...............
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TundeHashim:
I expected this nonsense from ffk and funny enough, he didn't disappoint. his narrative just doesn't hold up. he started by saying a woman was attacked...is that the first time a woman is passing through sabo? how on earth would an Hausa man attack a woman without having a cogent reason for doing such? obviously, there's more to this than meet the eye. FFK was just appealing to emotions and not reason..it was NEVER reported anywhere that the head of a Yoruba man was put on stake...amongst the various outlets thAt published this story, it is only FFK that asserted this..he knew he had to chip in fiction to gain sympathy and which is wrong..he should have allowed sleeping dog lie than fanning the embers of discord between the Hausas and Yorubas

I have broken my self induced rule never to comment on nairaland just to tell you how cowardly and honest to god bleeped up you are

Eyezonly01@yahoo.com 09034747782

guruvicawelt:
hmmm which kian gist *dah man o war song "if soldier marry corper them go born mumu" playing in ma head*

;Dso you follow sing am

Graceland, how Una dey! I get so many gists and information for una but I just lazy to type.... Merry Xmas y'all, as you await the new year