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Asuokaa:
‘Okanku’ masquerade, Mask called 'Otili’, of Ohaffia tribe, Cross River (1931).

this should be Abia state, I should know since I hail from there

as a broke working-class young man, who has seen a lot of bullshit in both sexes, I humbly conclude that
1. most ladies prefer dating older men who may at least take care of their immediate needs,
2. Most eligible Nigerian men are broke more times than not.
3. Single sisters expect too much from single brothers and in most cases are impatient
4. Nigerian women are HEAVILY Emotional as compared to their male counterparts, who are at best rational.
5. Nigerian men are stupidly promiscuous

This is the first Article that has held my interest on this forum, and made me comment 3 times in quick succession.
Mods take note: lack of discuss like this is the reason reasonable people just read and pass, allowing only the small minded little people write and discuss trash sun-up to sun-down

Ranchhoddas:
Something as interesting as this they are all asking for summary.
Lack of investment in education.
It's what Oga Gates is talking about.

I even screenshoted the write-up and saved it on my phone So I can read it to know there is a way forward out of this miasmic situation we all suffer.
I feel everybody should do the same, everyone should know, discuss and analyse how to move this brilliant man's idea..... This should be a national discuss. It should be talked about in homes, churches, schools everyfuckingwhere... Oh God! I'm overwhelmed...

It's a hideous disgrace that most of the people in this forum could not read what this brilliant brilliant man talked about on how to help Nigeria grow.
It's so sad.... All our myopic youths talk about is a stupid and meaningless TV show, useless emotions on who love who... Stupid stupid stupid.
All around the world the youths are aggressively demanding for change while applying sound dictates to prepare them for the future, but here in Nigeria You See little brainless people coming in to work to discuss the latest goings-on in the BBN crapshit...
May God deliver my generation, especially myself and our evil, heartless and wickedly clueless leaders.

XhosaNostra:
Yeah, but I'm nothing like her. I can never put money above my own happiness. Never. Nothing is worth being in a miserable relationship for.

Good for you

XhosaNostra:
#1 I'd still rather be used & dumped by a rich guy. I don't think I'd ever get over the shock of being used & dumped by a penniless church rat

Chai, I'd kill myself!

This made me laugh..... Very honest.... I have this female friend who one time wanted to go meet her very rich guy and was so ashamed of her handbag which by all means was a very fine bag (Turns out the said rich guy had told her to only wear designer handbags when she was with him). She couldn't even look me in the eye when I told her that if a man likes you.... The quality of your handbag means Little.... She was so desperate to please this dude and I even helped her sometimes but we both knew this was heading nowhere..... They are engaged now and she still calls me to tell me his many infidelities, and I encourage her......
She finally told me one day that she'd rather marry an unfaithful rich guy than suffer in her life.... I laughed and wished her much luck....
What you said reminded me of this friend of mine.

It is sad that a failed Nation like Nigeria, where our armed force personnels are as illiterate as they come still feel that oneupping a civilian is the path to professional development.....

Just yesterday when I went to the Ogudu police station to make a complaint, I met this unkempt officer who I shall not mention his name. I asked him to show me to the office of their Human Rights personnel, he rudely pointed a finger some blocks away and went back to what he was doing.
When I came back and told him I'd like to make a report on some greviance I had experienced, this policeman with illiteracy pouring off him started rudely asking me what I went to do in the Human Rights office In the first place, that I didn't greet him, acting like I owned the place, that do I think this was my house, I was beyond words...
I just stared at him for awhile, looked at the other foolishly smirking officers, turned and left......
With no apology whatsoever, The Armed Forces of Nigeria are filled with 85% illiterates and their vindictiveness depresses me greatly.

Just so you know, having a car does not equate financial stability especially in our sorryass country....
It's not easy to be financially stable in today's Nigeria... I work in a good company, earn decent pay, save like a miser, still I'm not financially stable, not by a long shot..... It's not easy.
Debasing young men who struggle with unimaginable hardship to survive in a failing Nation does not count as wisdom, it only shows how small minded and petty you are....



Why I bothered to reply this is beyond me, must mean I'm getting frustrated.

I swear this shit is true, working Class ladies don't look down on a guy because you don't own a car, they look at his potentials.
The jobless one's just want a bank, any bank that pays the bills. Fast forward 4 years and they begin to go to 3 churches in 1 Sunday. � �

Sometimes I wonder if there is a lick of sense to reading all this inane posts on nairaland.

Am Uche, a 28 yr old civil engr in Lagos, I wish to meet a matured fair lady, has to be above 25 as I have had my fill of childish women, I am a Caring soul and consider myself a good man...
I am not rich by any standard, but I have a good job and would like a woman who is ready for a serious relationship, don't care if she has kids....
Whatsapp me on 09034747782.
Kindly don't bother if you're below 25

Hi, Name's Uche, Am a civil engr, dark, tall, caring and blah blah blah, I just want to meet a wonderful woman, don't care if she has kids,
Gotta be fair, and at least between 25-38... ..and I am 28 by the way...
Kindly don't bother if you're below 25 as I have had my fill of childish women.. . I consider myself a good man by all standards ... Here's my contact 09034747782

Rokia2:
Hahahahah women we can really act funny sometimes I swear.

Reminds me of myself way back when I use to act foolishly. This super duper good looking guy asked me out. Come see me forming, took me a proper 5 months to even give him a response.............chie see as he almost die on top my matter chasing me up and down. His friends were all pissed at him. that was when I don't know who gave him the super smart idea of asking out someone I know........and someone who's like 10 times good looking than me.

Yeah, this move always works, I asked a pretty Air Force officer out, and because her colleagues were there she demeaned me, two months later I met a more pretty officer, asked her out and she accepted, we dated for awhile and I visited her home at the Air Force Base, turns out the one who jilted me was her roommate and boy you need to see the way she looked, like she would faint or something.. .. Wetin concern me, I just got more intimate with my girl in her presence. .. It pained her something fierce...

mrdickhead:
There is a new trending in all the romance Landers ladies siggies,I don't reply pms as if there pms will get me millions in my account.
who are those even sending these girls who see their selves like a Demi god pms,chai I shy for Una guys.

if you happen to see the boyfriend of this so called"I won't reply your pms"you will clap for yourself.

wish many will be like me,let's teach these girls they worth nothing.

#belikemrdickhead#

I'm always surprised when everyone talk about sending pm's and whatnot, I find it demeaning begging women on nairaland for attention... God help us men

All gods require worship, or they fade away.. . Even the most high talked about raising stones to worship him if we fail to do so, and don't also forget the 24 elders whose sole purpose is to praise and worship God. That should tell you something

LaExpert:
What are you saying?
Their mates are out there making a living, you're here giving these lazy ones flimsy excuses!


Seems you've never been robbed by these riff raffs before!
You're only pretending you've been, I really hope you lose something valuable to you to people like these soon...then you'll know how it feels and you'll stop giving excuses for crime.

There is a reason why crime is prevalent in Africa and almost non existent in other countries, but that's a story for another day

Fingerprinter:
Stop making stupid argument. Are they the only products of a corrupt system. The Igbo boys selling gala and lacasera in that same traffic, are they not also products if a corrupt system? Oga, look for another thing to say.

Only kids feel the need to insult while making conversation, try to act your age next time

kenex4ever:
If dem jam you for traffic you no go talk like this again


They are evil

Actually I have lost my phone to these set of people before, but I still say that if the system was not a hideously corrupt one where the elite steal our Commonwealth so brazenly and we the sheep applaud them, these little boys would not be on the street stealing petty things for survival

GloriaNinja:
SEE THEIR CHICKEN LEGS, DON'T KNOW WHY EVIL PEOPLE USUALLY RESEMBLE WILD MAD DOGS. THEY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR GOOD.

these are not evil people madam, these are hungry people and a product of a failed system

Ladies love all sorts of men, list or no list

Please sexual satisfaction is a major factor in marriage o, no deceive yourself

Alariwo2:
If you really want freedom, pack you baggages back to the East and let others have peace and space.

Gone are those days when Igbos misbehave and get away with it. This generation of Yorubas no send you atal and will readily fvck you lots up in no time.

Nigeria is an independent nation just like UK, US and Russia so noone will dictate to us cos we don't dictate to them.

The greatest tool igbo leaders used in defeating you Igbos is illiteracy, despite getting top notch education form SW (Kings college, OAU, UI, UNILAG etc). Forget the wawa English you speak, a large fraction of you lots are illiterates and it's really affecting your tribe.

And Yes Buhari will keep going to UK, US etc. as he likes because they have establishments like Embassies, Companies in Nigeria they won't toy with for a terrorist group lile Ipob. ILLITERATE !!

my first post in years.. . You're a bastard

OP i have never for once skipped through an important writeup, but this your own tire me... I just dey skip upandan, y now?

glo4chuks:
We have been married 4 - 5 years with so many ups n down but by the God's grace we are gaining balance now. But my husband just got a habit of always pressing his phone, while eating, talking evening wake up at midnight just to operate phone.

This habit has limited communication, sex, in fact anything at all couples can do. He goes to office in the morning, comes back by 6 or 7 :oo but all he will do for the rest of the day is phone.

l have talked to him several times about it but no change, I don't want to suspect anything but am getting tired of this union pls advice a sister tnx.

probably because you both have little in common... Find something else he'd like to do in the evenings, yall can do exercise runs, watch current movies together, try to go out of your way to seduce your husband like wearing push up bras, wearing bum shorts and coyly inviting him to check it out. Dear you need to bring sexy back, exercise more.. The truth is the issue may not be you or him, but a general lack of willingness to try new things.... Give him head, if you can..just change overnight my dear, i promise you he will definitely notice....

EzeUche:
My brother I understand your point.

But I believe in One East.

Have faith in IPOB as they unite the Old East.

words of great faith brother.... We are waiting

honeychild:
It's better for them to call their mad dog Nnamdi Kanu to order instead of running around the North like headless chickens.

Go home, draw your pikin ear, discipline him and send him back to London. Not to be running around the North unity-begging.

Yeye elders who kept quiet when their untrained son was ranting like a lunatic.

No my dear, you are the lunatic ranting

LordVoldemort:
If op is looking for a good story he should go and read John grisham or Fredrick Forsyth

Some games have bad stories but they are solidly built.

He said the guns in Modern warfare looks the same did he bother to check how different were the guns used in the world war.

This guy is just a novice

lol, i pitied him when iread it too, probably expecting futuristic weapons in world war 2........ Call of duty ghost and advanced warfare were exceptional

Vasaratti16:
God of War
Alot of Nairalanders are going to come at me for this, but that doesn't mean i shouldn't speak my mind. At some point - possibly at E3, as Sony seem to be bringing Kratos back again - they might as well just call it "God of War: Square, Square, Triangle" instead of God of War 3 and be done with, as the winning formula from the first game has barely been improved upon since. After playing the game and its sequels and comparing it to all other games, I can safely say that this game has the most over bloodline fan base for such a bad game. I can tell you this about the campaign, I never died, and people whine about Halo games being easy, the puzzle part is mind numbingly easy, and I never could like Kratos, He is the biggest Asshole I have ever seen, watch the game and you'll see there is a reason why I feel sorry for Zeus and the Gods. Unlike most Video game characters which are noble, Kratos is the poorest excuse for a good character and constantly reminds me of Hoped from Final Fantasy 13.

another mistake bro, kratos is supposed to be an arrogant and vengeful soul with a thirst for blood and not your average noble hero.... This in itself is one of the reasons the game keeps grossing..... I can relate with the sequels and prequels, they should end the franchise already.