₦airaland Forum

ArchiLimited:
I admire Ben Affleck's tenacity. Being in the backup plan for 20 years, and finally be rewarded with the main cookie for his patience. Apparently, the patient dog eats the fat bone that others have finished sucking the marrow from.

main cookie wey like 10 guys ddon chop remain no be cookie again.. Na crumb

This is shocking

NwaAmaikpe:




Things are relatively affordable in Kebbi State.
I know someone who paid 700naira for TDB sex with a married woman in Bin Yauri.

But, if the cost of living is so cheap, why would they rather flood the South where the cost of living is so expensive just to be a nuisance.

the routes to get money in the south are more, in the north, if you know how to make shoes, that's all you will do until death, income won't Increase, it will remain small and consistent.. People want more

EmiDon11:
ok let me shock you.,
I don't even want her kpekus.,
Kpekus is not the only thing nigerian girls can offer in a relationship.
Some of them can still offer true love IF u too show them real love,IF u are not stingy, IF u are not cheating on her, IF u protect and guard her well.,
Mind you, girls only cheat when u are stingy.
U can be stingy to ur fellow man but not to a girl.
They are wonderfull made

simp pro max � � U Don dey dash her money plenty plenty.. She dey whine u.. E dey sweet you..

EmiDon11:
Member's in the house.,
I am bout to take a blood oath with my girlfriend but i am afraid, what if we cant marry?
How can it be broken?
Can the two partners(me and my girlfriend, if the two of us agree) break it?
Pls i don't want insult .,
I only need matured answers

you want mature answers after dropping immature crap.. Guy.. Don't take any stupid blood oath.. This is honestly unbelievable

We all know she was being sarcastic.. But Nigerian bloggers no wan let us rest and perverted nairaland men will pretend to be stupid

AbelAbdul:
drop is number thanks

text on WhatsApp here 08120520368, ask for his online pages.. He has both Facebook and insta pages.. You will go to his car lot and see everything with your own eyes..

AbelAbdul:
Good morning all. I believe you all are doing great.
I want to share my experience leaving Port Harcourt for Lagos to buy a Toyota Corolla.

I embarked on this journey on Sunday 10th July.
I came to Lagos to purchase the car because of these three conditions;
1. I thought it will cheaper in Lagos than Port Harcourt.
2. I believed in Lagos I will see much of it and would have a choice.
3. I believed in Lagos I will get the best with everything intact.

Before coming to Lagos I had my preferred model in mind. That's 2005 LE model.

if you are in lagos I can direct you to a car dealer I can vouch for, simply quote me so I can forward his number.. You can contact him.. He doesn't purchase a car with even minor problems so he can't sell you any with even a slight problem.. The car you are looking for is 3.3, last time I checked his online pages

Imagine Nigerians making fun of musk for a failed test.. Don't you all realise that it was a test to see what could go wrong. Now they know what is wrong with their creation so they will fix it.. If na for Nigerian. Nothing like tests, launching straight.. Just because they want to cut ribbon and snap picture

nwajesus12:
If you comment in this thread, you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour
Since, seun and co. Can't do the needful

look all through this thread, check very well.. And let me know if you come across a comment by a Muslim insulting jesus Christ and calling him derogatory names.


Seun made that rule because a lot of Christians go out of their way to derail Muslim threads to insult Islam, Allah and the prophet too


Upon the rule, people still "accept" Islam only for the opportunity to insult it in front of muslims


You know what I am saying is true, unless you want to pretend that you haven't noticed it.

BigVawulence:
Funke that can't keep her home....



This country get k keg abeg.






Big vawulence on the beat....

when will Nigerians stop this mentality of saying a woman who can't keep a home can also not manage a state? Weton concern marriage and deputy governor? Do you know how many business and companies are being run by that woman? Do you think its easy to have thousands of people who work under her earn a living through her job opportunities?

Do you understand how marriage works? Do you realise that there are numerous factors that play to the success of failure of a marriage.. It doesn't matter how much of a good wife one can be, a single factor that's beyond her control can affect a marriage.. Try dey apply sense

It's just sad.. That's why I advice using only dettol to Bath and rubbing only baseline on the body. U no go hear all these kind complains.. Its just terrible..

Brotherman:
If really os soap that caused it, you would have named the soap and the manufacturers, I strongly doubt this claim

the soap iss there in the video na

Diamondniyi:
In the Second picture,, it was her left eye that got blind, but looking at the fourth picture, it was the right eye. How come??

some cameras tend to switch sides.. Its normal with infinix phones.. In order to accommodate the entire side of the hand holding the phone.. If you notice when you take a selfie.. Most of the selfie hand isn't shown and its shadows are blurry.. That's what they are trying to correct but messed up

Fahdiga:
Trash. Na because of cum splattered on your face make you blind.

once in a while talk like someone with sense and home training.. A lady just lost an eye and this is what you have to say

flejnr2:
See mutilated fingers, probably from boko haram punishments, this one is a hardened terrorist o

from using weapons while lacking the training and experience.. Lots of advanced weapons kickback when you shoot them without holding them properly.. So many people dislocate fingers or have them cut off completely.

All those name checkers go Don dey happy

Sabadon:
Why is it hard for most politician to have a complete certificate

certificates of old usually have much details.. From date of birth down to hometown.. That's why they tend to hide theirr real certificate and pretend they don't have it.. So they can falsify age and other things.. Many politicians are 85 and above but are pretending to be 60+

Meteng:
Yes. Jazz her with gbola

no be everything be gbola.. Guy. Jazz na powerful thing

kponkedenge:
They set him up to be wasted. RIP champ

clearly he was set up to be wasted.. He is so young

This isn't a network problem bro. Your Glo sim is damaged.. Remove it and compare it with another sim card.. U will notice that the gold panel under it I'd either faded or fading.. Go to a Glo store.. Do welcome back but tell them your sim was damaged

before locking the money, the app will ask for your permission to lock the money until the specific date. You agreed to it.. Go and wait for the date agreed please. Na laptop no be human being.

unclejb2:
Biden is a sorrugate islamist. He helped to foist this calamity called Buhari on us when he was vice president


Nigeria remains a country where being a Christian is a death warrant.

you will just be talking anyhow.. Surrogate islamist ke? Like wtf

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Not that..just suprised that there are Nigerians who can fry a banana the proper way..

plantain abi banana? � �

rickpat:
200k...300k and 200k....I thought ATM withdrawals have a daily limit of 150k?..na wa

not all arms, in some you can withdraw close to 400k

Righteousness2:
According to you, You have been Vaccinated, yet you contacted it. Yet you are advising us to go get the Jab.
No be juju and confusion be that?

she was vaccinated after testing positive.

Otunbaigwe:
Apc matter just tire me. Why most of them have this certificate issue. Them use am swear for them?

they all hve certicates..na age falsification cause am.. Olden days certicate has date of birth and date of graduation on it... They no want make we know their true age.

Farid24224:
Jinns are REAL!!!

I never said they were fake bro..

That's why it's not logical to join those people who don't believe in spirits or jinn..

Baba priest Don jazz this girl.. A lot of priests, alfas and holy men use their powers for evil.. This is not the first time we have heard of such.

pretydiva:
He is high on osogbo weed. World class kor, world class ni. Keep celebrating mediocrity

nothing person no go talk wen e go benefit am in one way or the other.

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