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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Posted 'Somebody's Son Go Find Me One Day' On Her WhatsApp Status by Awesomeking: 5:16pm On Oct 27, 2021
You know quite well she is trying to tell you intensify your efforts and make her your wife this December or Atleast engage her this December but you are already mentally looking for a reason to bail out..if you love her, propose to her and see if she will ever post that song again.
Family / Re: Am About To End My 15yrs Marriage by Awesomeking: 3:36pm On Sep 27, 2021
Calm down,how long has this been going on? Try talking to her first before ending a marriage because your wife is focused on getting the bag.. You can talk to her and try to compromise
Crime / Re: Passengers Strangle Lagos Doctor-Turned Uber Driver, Steal Car by Awesomeking: 5:56am On Sep 09, 2021
This is sad, its good the criminals were caught
.. I know in my heart that if the company hadn't implanted a tracker in the car and if the girlfriend wasnt so caring, those guys would have gotten away with it.. By the time nigerian police open his file.. It will be 3 weeks from now

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Health / Re: Please What Is Breaking Out On My Skin ? by Awesomeking: 10:21am On Aug 26, 2021
Did you recently use a thick shirt or polo as singlet? When liquid is locked on the skin for too long, it causes this, i experienced this in nysc camp.. ThankGod Google helped me and it didn't last more than 3 days
Politics / Re: Kumba, Buhari Impeached: Kebbi Assembly Elects New Speaker, Deputy Speaker by Awesomeking: 12:08pm On Aug 24, 2021
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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Hosts Fatoumata Ban Barrow (Photos) by Awesomeking: 9:50am On Aug 21, 2021
Engrjamjam:
Gambia's firstly is very beautiful.
Aisha is always beautiful too.

OP correct yourself she's Fatoumatta Bah-Barrow
shes very light skin.
Romance / Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Awesomeking: 9:37am On Aug 20, 2021
You dont reslise that you are also a public toilet for having so many girlfriends
Religion / Re: Maiduguri EYN Church Members Still Worship At The Demolished Premises (photos) by Awesomeking: 11:11am On Aug 09, 2021
SportsHD:
Where's the tolerance prophet Muhammad taught?
Hypocrite governor.
they are in danger and he demolished it for their own safety, if boko haram bombed the church tomorrow, wont the governor be blamed?
Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri Student Removes Shoes To Enter Lecturer's Office by Awesomeking: 5:00pm On Aug 08, 2021
Its a normal thing in the north, i schooled in the north and we all regularly do it.
Entertainment / Re: Is This Lady a jornalist or she come sell market for super Eagles players by Awesomeking: 7:49am On Aug 03, 2021
I was expecting to see someone badly dressed sef, the dressing here is not immoral in any way, you all are simply perverted and stupid.. Dont you realize that she could lose her job because of your stupid comments? All of una dey ment? There's nothing wrong with her outfit.

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Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Exes You Can Hardly Forget And Move On. Do You Agree? by Awesomeking: 4:04pm On Jul 27, 2021
mbahdi:
My regrets in my exes are the ones I didn't nack cos there were virgins and I can't be so wicked to disvirgin an innocent girl I know I wunt later marry
dont regret bro, you did the right thing, the fact that you didn't have sex with them due to their virginity proves that you are a good person with a good heart, if you had put in more effort, your regrets would be deeper and worse now because it will be mixed with guilt.

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Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Buys A New Mercedes Benz. by Awesomeking: 7:11pm On Jul 12, 2021
johnwegs:
But what happened to the actors ,are the not working hard ? ohh sorry I forgot she has a pussycat under
you clearly don't know who you are talking about

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Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Buys A New Mercedes Benz. by Awesomeking: 7:10pm On Jul 12, 2021
Sikay19:
She is really hardworking. She deserves it. Clitocurrency is a very good business one can engage in wink

By the way, Arakunrin Iamdbull. Come and see your crush grin
Nancy's case has proven beyond reasonable doubt that you people on nairaland simply go about shouting clitocurrency for every female entertainer that achieves anything in nigeria, a whole nancy isime that has a tv show on AIT and hip tv at the same time acting in movies and anchoring a cooking show.. Na the same person una dey shout CLITOCURRENCY for? Is this ment? Do you know her at all?

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Politics / Re: Yeye Osun River Goddess Runs As Police Use Water Cannons On Protesters (Pics) by Awesomeking: 8:22pm On Jul 03, 2021
melzabull:
but your useless federal govt together with their incompetent police and army have been killing innocent people because of their ethnicity for long
my useless federal government? How am i affiliated with the federal government? Because i am trynna remind you that not all northerners are terrorists or fulani herdsmen?
Politics / Re: Yeye Osun River Goddess Runs As Police Use Water Cannons On Protesters (Pics) by Awesomeking: 6:29pm On Jul 03, 2021
InaNla:
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Kano man. are you back into the con3 or still hiding in another man's land?

In the fullness of time, if Nigeria ever remain one, you guys (Fulani terrorists: Herdsmen, Bandits & Boko Haram) will not escape. You will answer for the killings and blood of innocent Nigerians murdered under the Buhari REGIME.
thats how you will go and kill innocent people simply because of their ethnicity...
Health / Re: Folashade Adesina: Nurse ‘Pierced Newborn Baby’s Eyes To Avenge Carryover’ by Awesomeking: 6:27pm On Jul 03, 2021
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NYSC / Any Corp Members Going To Ogun From Lokoja On Friday? by Awesomeking: 4:26pm On May 19, 2021
Any corp members going from lokoja to ogun state on friday kindly comment
NYSC / PCM Going From Lokoja To Ogun State On Friday ? by Awesomeking: 8:58pm On May 18, 2021
Any pcm going from lokoja to ogun state on friday?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan Killed Iniobong Umoren And Buried Her - Confession To Police by Awesomeking: 9:14am On May 02, 2021
Subhanallahi, killed and buried how? Why? What kinda demon is that man.. This is terrible.

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Romance / Re: How I Got To Know I Was Still Single. by Awesomeking: 4:47am On Apr 18, 2021
We both know you had no intentions of marrying her and you were just looking for a reason and now you have it.. Shes 27 guy.. At that age.. The pressure to marry is big, pressure from friends and family and even online pressure.. Consider her situation before you go ahead and break up with her.. Know in your heart that if the tables were turned, you would have done the same thing.

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Happened In Your Relationship? by Awesomeking: 3:25pm On Apr 17, 2021
merits:
During my school days.I picked tiling as my side hussle work and the hussle makes my palm to rough a little bit but most times I used glycerine oil to rub my palm to keep it moist and soft but still my palm remain adamant to be smooth and soft.
So back to business I sat in front of my department when I saw this biochem pretty babe. I approached her and I made my intentions known to her and she agreed to visit me any time she's chance.Meanwhile I stayed off campus aspa big guy,on D-Day she came and to cut long story short we started caresing for each other,the moment I rubbed my palm on her dimples, alas!! she shouted your palm be like sand paper.i was dumbfounded and she left with hanger.since then I have no respect for ladies again.they are gold diggers now that am blessed I treat them like trash.brother hussle and make it in life you will see them rally around you like swap of bees.
is it her fault that you have a rough palm? She is clearly someone who doesn't like being touched by rough hands and u are here calling all ladies goldigger

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Expiation For One Who Had Intercourse With His Wife During The Day In Ramadan by Awesomeking: 2:41pm On Apr 16, 2021
BF69BF:


This is a very valid question, anyone care to answer?
i have genuinely never met a muslim man who married a girl of below 18 years.. But i know it happens, the truth is that even Christians in deep southern and eastern states marry underage girls.. What i am trynna say is that people who marry underage girls are simply wicked and inhumane, they just happen to be muslim sometimes.

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Business / Re: Lagos Amputee Hawker: "Sometimes Pipo Dey Carry My Money Waka" (Video) by Awesomeking: 11:22am On Apr 14, 2021
Elgorny:
Hi mary, am also intresting to help you out, if you don't mind, and for the fact that now you are single, i want your hand in marriage, am single 29 year old, 6 ft tall, with net worth of over 2.7 m. Thanks
are you okay? Whats the meaning of all this?

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani's Father, Olanrewaju Is Dead by Awesomeking: 3:50am On Apr 09, 2021
viincent:
When she was posing nude with nun attire, little did she know that doom
awaits her.
her father died because it was his time, real life no be super story
Travel / Re: Eva Gichuru: Female Pilot Applauded For Landing Plane Safely Despite Bad Weather by Awesomeking: 3:37pm On Mar 26, 2021
Its her job na.. Wetin con be the essence of adding "female" there... Its basically like you all don't expect her to be able to do It since she didn't learn it in school
Education / Re: Adamawa Polytechnic Shut As Students Burn Hostel (Photos) by Awesomeking: 10:00am On Mar 26, 2021
Mjshexy:
And they will all be forced to pay for reconstruction and renovation, i only pity the innocent ones who had no hand in this ugly senseless act angry
my thoughts exactly, i was also a victim of general punishment in my school, my school warned against unreligious celebrations so immediately after my final paper, i went home to sleep, cuz wallahi school tire me.. Only to wake up and find out that parties were organised everywhere... The school delayed our nysc for one year �����

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Crime / Re: Police Arraigns Lawyer For Stealing ₦5 Million In Ebonyi by Awesomeking: 6:35am On Mar 25, 2021
No be small thing
Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Harry Gets A New Job At BetterUp by Awesomeking: 9:08am On Mar 24, 2021
This guy matter tire me

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Business / Re: Money Transfer Operators Authorised By CBN To Facilitate Remittances (Full List) by Awesomeking: 8:33pm On Mar 22, 2021
Does that mean Western union can transfer to bank account in nigeria now?
Nairaland / General / Re: 6 Yahoo Boys Die In Delta Accident While Celebrating New Lexus SUV (Pictures) by Awesomeking: 8:48pm On Mar 21, 2021
DSC7:
Remain small make i type RIP......

I hold am tight jareh.....

Ogume boys.....

sef..
abeg na wetin be ogume boys

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