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bibijay123:
Happy birthday in advance

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Iamcomfidence
domini.que

Bibi which day I go dey get your mentions with the way you take dey spell moniker

Abi another Confidence dey here?

jakandeola:
myfantasies kweenkong dangotesmummy leprezident aderola15 skarlett joy1706 ayamconfidence fluxbush jenny21 tsmith montezz nne5 megareal twaci biafrabushboy amarabae lsofdk lezz princeakins vizkiz will u beat ur woman

baba wetin I do you na

Milonis:
glory Isaac, Royalb.lak, a yam confidence

bro sleep has been deceiving me these past few days oooo....how have you been

Explorers:
Anyone wishing to become an Austrian citizen must reside there continuously for a minimum of 15 years and denounce any other citizenship.




Doubt if Nigerians would do this...

is that so??

I'm off to Austria now....naija no epp anybody

jagugu88li:
The hype around Miss NL is not for me. Too forming , just to impress.

Thank you though. I have no real capturing reads to follow of late. My authors are still doing great, just that the stories are not for me.

Will shout out. Enjoy

I get you...a lotta girls here ain't been the same since they ventured into the competition

I'll be following you then

daamazing:
where are they burying him?

oga better dey come house....no let them shoot you ooo

my tweakware neva work

jagugu88li:
Decided to let the thred die before thnking you for making me .......... (forgot the word) . Thanks deari

Nerul...chop em knuckles

I had to me the guy know he was wrong...if you contest for Miss NL you'll surely win

been seeing less of you on here... maybe because ion frequent literature section as before

but I trust you'll mention me if you find a good story

NwaAmaikpe:

Sapele Water at work..she obviously drank on an empty stomach.

But why is she pressing her boobi

you lack brain...gosh...I spit on you

CaroLyner:
What can i say?
tough atm

all serves to refine us and make us better people

I'll tell you something..... When life (school) gives you pepper... You make pepper soup

You'll be fine

Aurforce1 (da hell?)

Wuzyurdaddy:
I took a Lagos taxi cab once, the ones with the yellow and black swag. I told him where I was headed, from airport to Isolo. We settled for #1,500, on getting to my crib I brought out the #1,500 just to hear him say "oga na #4,500 we talk na" got to be very careful with those men.

I don die

XINZ:
That No.12 though....


OP, so you're saying I won't score a chic with my one pack?

I was hoping not to see that 12 on the list...the thing just weak me

tosyne2much:
Same with me bro.. What's your RAM size?

1 GB baba

Na wetin I dey manage be that

When I first bought my phone...I pack all these apps full everywhere..... Now I barely have 2 pages of apps cos they all just consume space and make the damn phone slower

I only keep necessary apps

Meanwhile our government is busy boasting about creating email accounts

God just help me....I need to move outta this country

hahn:
Threads like this make me want to create something similar in Nigeria

you and I know it's practically impossible

CaroLyner:
Holla esquire


Ayamconfidence lol y'all flatter too much.
How'v you been tho?

I ain't flattering you and you know it

Me been as good as new

How's school treating your adorable self

enemyofprogress:
so you never know sey pu^ssy wey dem fok from back Na him dry sweet pass

I never saw this coming

Smellymouth:
Barman. Pls give all Manchester United fans Monkey tail, ogogoro, shekpe, alomo, trsmadol!!!!!

Please if you are in warri, come to Samosa Ashawo night club and knack any Ashawo for free..

We have done IT!!!!!!!

UCL NEXT SEASON!!!!

una use backyard enter joor

Fuckshiit:
[color=#F535AA] Sexyceline,Ivyy, Bibijay123, Shinarlaura __ Fúçking Sexiest Female Nairalanders [/color]

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ion think you have seen Sleekyshuga, Jagugu88li or CaroLyner

You will fücking be imfuckingpressed

crazysaint:
Lol....the one with mouth no power got me rolling. That remind of my secondary school days. One afonja boy by name oluwatosin, was fun of looking for my trouble.

so one day after school, he run up to me, hit me on my back, you son of a pig. that word pig got me piss off, I couldn't hold back my anger , I retorted back immediately, your father, mother is a pig! omoh oluwa commot cloth for body, say him go show me pepper, the way oluwa the move , the shout , the make mouth self, I can feel some dropped of urine pouring down on my knicker.

Before I know what was happening he gave me a hot slap, I didn't know where I gather strength at that moment, I returned the slapped back, he stumbled, immediately I move toward him, grabbed him on the throat, raised him up, hit him seriously on the ground.... he gave a loud moaned, I didn't stop there, I give him some sound slapped, before our classmate could rush to the scene , I have given the useless cone headed dwarf what he deserve, when he couldn't take it anymore, he bite my middle finger, this triggered my anger, omoh see finishing I give the afonja boy... since then the guy the avoid me like plague up till this day.


Afonjas with mouth be like 5and6

na mouth them dey use fight

For Lagos here... You no need to get power or sabi fight....just get loud voice and know how to shout....nobody go fit beat you

SCOOPERJEF:
don't be too confident bros that was how someone predicted that we will retain the league after 2015 / 2016 but we ended up finishing 10th position almost relegation

we need new signings... That's all...we have the depth, experience and coach

Add a few players and we will beat anybody

Lol Man Utd fans don dey plan for next season

I pity una because no be only.una get plans....we are retaining the league next season and there's nothing none of you can do about it

Na me say so....quote me anywhere

And three weeks later, 6 of them reports to you that they have lost their period

The moment you enter camp and the first girl you try to chyk just dey give you green lightlight and you know you're gonna be balling throughout

solutionsnow:
The one who tells you the truth.

oga gerout joor

makydebbie:
Nothing happened dear, I'm sorry.

we missed you ni

What you been up to? You dey Naija?

makydebbie:
I'm good jare. How you dey dear?

I'm okay...you left without a trace na

What happened?

Atlantia:

auto correct no like your moniker at all

makydebbie:
Hello.

Debbie long time no see...how far na

Scatterscatter:
What is this one saying

daamazing
Atlanta
Make una come grate una yansh ooo

solutionsnow:
As old as you are, you are still fighting the truth! God will shine his light on you to know the truth of the gospel.

who be this one again??