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Jokes Etc › Re: Quality Meme Thread. Laugh Your Sorrow Out. by Ayanfe29(f): 10:44pm On Nov 15, 2019

wizflame:
Anyone following let me wether to continue or stop

I'm following...
Please, continue

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:35pm On Nov 15, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which makes my left hand, my right?

Your mirror

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:34am On Nov 15, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I have a tail, I have a head, I have no body, no hands and no legs.
I am NOT a snake.

What am I?

This is too easy ooooo.... the answer is coin

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:56pm On Nov 13, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

By moon or by sun, I shall be found;
Yet I am undone when there is no light around.

What am I?

Shadow

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:12am On Nov 09, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A man was shot while in his car. The person who shot him was outside of the car.
However, the windows of the car were up and the doors locked; Yet no bullet holes on the car.

How is this possible?

He was shot with a camera..... snap shot

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:44pm On Nov 08, 2019

Nayo08:
Five hundred and five

No...5 00 5 00

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:32pm On Nov 07, 2019

Nayo08:
fifty five as in 55

5 0 5

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:30pm On Nov 07, 2019

BankyGee:
Bae nibo lo loh na?

I've been busy with work ni ooo

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:06am On Nov 07, 2019

Nayo08:
fifty five as in 55

No, 5 0 5

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:23am On Nov 06, 2019

Nayo08:
how many of you?

Fifty five of us

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:44pm On Nov 05, 2019

BankyGee:
Aden777, Ayanfe29, ellahzy, acegodstime. WHERE una dey?

We're here o

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:25pm On Oct 27, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Who is the 4th child

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:30pm On Oct 26, 2019

pu7pl3:
These are the people that said they would dethrone me

God pass you o!!!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:30pm On Oct 26, 2019

BankyGee:
Aden777, Ayanfe29, ellahzy, acegodstime. WHERE una dey?

I'm here o.... sorry, I've been quite busy

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:57am On Oct 19, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail?

A horse and a rider

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:48am On Oct 18, 2019

Aden777:
5

pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29 and co...
I must bench una...
*But before then, please "Riddle Me This".

Lol....na D.O.G na

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:27am On Oct 18, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

There are five men in za other room

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:28am On Oct 16, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

My fingers

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Literature › Re: Above The Shadows by Ayanfe29(f): 9:24pm On Oct 14, 2019

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Present Ma'am.... thanks for the mention

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:12am On Oct 14, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Expired milk

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Romance › Re: Indomie generation can't relate! by Ayanfe29(f): 5:59am On Oct 13, 2019

Apeshy101:
The area's big boy!

Palito, #150

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:55am On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It's because it was framed

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:25pm On Oct 07, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can't a deaf man be convicted legally?

Because he's incapable of hearing

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:31pm On Oct 06, 2019

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling happy with - pu7pl3, wizi44, Ayanfe29, wrose, Nayo08, PrincessB1, donielord, daddytime, topher052, Centino, greatmetoogood, odefagirl and 2,218,007 others.

Happy Independence to you all!

Happy independence day and happy Sunday.... sorry it's late

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:16pm On Sep 23, 2019*

Woman

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:21pm On Sep 19, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

TON

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:20pm On Sep 19, 2019

BankyGee:
Welcome back Ayanfemi

M blushing khe

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:05pm On Sep 14, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is it that a man, no matter how smart, overlooks?

I'm back ooooo
His nose

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:48pm On Sep 14, 2019

Still waiting o cos I plan to steal a lion soon oooo

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling inspired with - pu7pl3, wizi44, PrincessB1, Eagleyes, Ayanfe29, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, MasonKendall, daddytime, donielord, greatme2good, topher052, statistics1, Fhadey, ZoeyJ and 2,316,772 others.

10 Steps on How to Steal A Chicken
Step 1: Target the chicken you want to steal
Step 2: Study the chicken for a minimum of 1 week
Step 3: After studying the chicken, you are good to go
Step 4: On the day of operation, make sure to wear a big shirt, about 4-5 yards, and a nickerbugger
Step 5: Go to the targeted location around 1pm in the afternoon - by this time, everyone would've gone to work
Step 6: Walk close to the target and throw some groundnut on the floor
Step 7: Grab the chicken by the head - this is to prevent it from screaming
Step 8: Quickly fold the head into the feathers and shove it into your big shirt
Step 9: Turn immediately and don't look back
Step 10: Move on as though nothing happened

Next: How to steal a lion from a zoo

TO BE CONTINUED

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Ayanfe29(f): 7:08pm On Aug 06, 2019

MumJJJ:
I am in need of a good English grammar textbook.A kind an English teacher should have.English teachers recommend please

Which class?

Literature › Re: Purple Roses by Ayanfe29(f): 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2019

Thanks for the update.....

Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Ayanfe29(f): 8:57am On Aug 06, 2019

Wishing you quick recovery. Get well soon and be strong

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