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Literature › Re: KINGS 2(battleground) by Ayanfe29(f): 11:51am On Jun 20, 2019

Silver1996:
Good morning guys, is my birthday today.
Expecting a gift from y'all..

You're sharing the same day with my big brother.
Happy birthday to you. May God lift you in every ramifications of life. Av a fantastic celebration.... Proudly Gemini!!!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:47am On Jun 20, 2019

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:20pm On Jun 19, 2019

Nayo08:
Jesu!!! What's this

Shey BankyGee was looking for long word?! That's it nau tongue

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:06pm On Jun 19, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is the longest word in the English Language?

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Literature › Re: Why I Decided To Use My Right Hand- Akintayo Akinjide by Ayanfe29(f): 5:56am On Jun 19, 2019

I don't know why we lefties are seen as outcasts! It's so unfair. I'm a teacher. Whenever I change environment or school, I'm always prepared for the first "hush hush" within my students. Some even have the boldness to say, "Aunty, so you're Lefty. Hey ya". Infact, cooking outside is a no no for me. Handling cooking ingredients with left hand is seen as a taboo. What of eating outside? Ah, I'd rather take snacks or starve myself.
What do I do when that's what I know how to use. I've tried to change but it isn't easy! But I'm happy because Lefties are always termed as "intelligent" and thank God, I'm not left behind.

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Literature › Re: A Girl Called Fib & The Axe Of Fury by Ayanfe29(f): 9:03pm On Jun 18, 2019

More wisdom and insight. Thanks for also sharing your story with us.. You'd definitely make sales. Here's my email address ---- alabimotunrayo15@gmail.com

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:10pm On Jun 18, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that from which you may take away the whole and still have some left?

Wholesome

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:08am On Jun 18, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you break by even naming it?

Silence

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Literature › Re: The Tale Of A Private Lesson Teacher by Ayanfe29(f): 3:31pm On Jun 17, 2019

You've posted this earlier. You're supposed to post episode 26 now

Family › Re: Woman Gives Birth To A Baby After 10 Years Of Pregnancy (pic) by Ayanfe29(f): 9:32pm On Jun 16, 2019

Freeeanijor:
Agboyankee, agboyinbo hand work, if you know you know.

Centino, come and see something o

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:12pm On Jun 16, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh?

He weighs the meat to be sold on the scale

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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Ayanfe29(f): 5:05pm On Jun 16, 2019

Centino, wait o! Are you indirectly insinuating that 225 Katakata Street is gradually coming to an end?! Me, I won't agree o lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:28pm On Jun 16, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous?

This is because he sells fish, i.e, he's selfish!

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:32pm On Jun 14, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you can keep after giving it to someone else?

My name

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:11pm On Jun 14, 2019

BankyGee:
Guys, I'm back!
Ban ultimatum exceeded

Answer to Riddle
- Yesterday

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
wizi44!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Welcome back Boss!

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Literature › Re: The Kings of Kentworth (Book Two) by Ayanfe29(f): 4:06pm On Jun 13, 2019

Well, well. Isn't this lovely?! Trevor, you're bisexual my friend.

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:50am On Jun 13, 2019

BankyGee:
*Whispers* I missed u

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:03pm On Jun 12, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which every living person has seen, but will never see again?

I'm back again ooooo

Yesterday

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:58pm On Jun 12, 2019

BankyGee:
[color=orange]BankyGee is feeling scared with Nayo08, pu7pl3, dimelo, donielord, walterterri555, Hayqiu010, uzhofficial, McRhelax, Hussar, wizi44, Ayanfe29, topher052, INDUSTRIALFAN, ZoeyJ, HerCuteness, daddytime and 2,266,898 others...[/color]

Baby, he is the one that slapped me

Reply as a responsible BF

Lol...y d head come small like this na?

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:44pm On Jun 03, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

We are soldiers stretched across plains and valleys. We have many swords, yet, not a single shield to count. What are we?

Lemon grass

We're done thinking tongue

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:21pm On Jun 03, 2019

BankyGee:
Eyah... Sorry bby. I said think hard . Well, it's in the past now

Get ready for tha next bomb!

Lol.... we'll think about it and get back to you... grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:13pm On Jun 03, 2019

This is wickedness of the highest order! We the committee members of riddles solvers on the page have declared it null and void! Infact, it is inconclusive!!

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Noise. When an 'eye' (i) is removed, it is left with only a 'nose'

No winners for today...
*Claps, cheers*

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Literature › Re: The Kings of Kentworth (Book Two) by Ayanfe29(f): 8:10pm On Jun 03, 2019

Trevor and Lance are deeply in love ooooo

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Literature › Re: The Kings of Kentworth (Book Two) by Ayanfe29(f): 12:26pm On Jun 03, 2019

Thanks for the update.... this is getting tougher

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:57am On Jun 03, 2019

You know what, just give us a little expo..... thanks as you comply

BankyGee:
Ahn ahn... Where are the riddle gurus in the house nah

wizi44
dimelo
Hayqiu010 (Show your power )
walterterri555
Ayanfe29
uzhofficial
Nayo08
Etc.......... 9hrs left

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:47am On Jun 03, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that thing that when you remove an eye is left with only a nose?

We don't know it ooooo

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Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Ayanfe29(f): 6:36am On May 29, 2019

Happy birthday boss TBM.... greater heights I pray.. Keep up the good work.

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:07pm On May 28, 2019

It's Johnny ooo

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:03pm On May 28, 2019

Kai! U ehn!!

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling sad with Nayo08, pu7pl3, Ayanfe29, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, McRhelax, otiwisdom, dimelo, donielord, greatme2good, Centino, EngrKem, JasonScoolari, TheFacelessMan, Topher052, lalasticlala, Mynd44, queengift, gly, highcollide, pinkfeet, HARMYMY, Teeteesho, HRHF, obinoscopy, all Nairalanders and 2,222,224 others

PAINFUL MEMORY

Today makes it exactly...

3 years...
6 months...
23 days...
2 hours...
17 minutes...
AND;
20 seconds...

That a mango seller ran away with my change

TO BE CONTINUED_

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Literature › Re: Response To Adaeze's Suicide Note (poem By Seun Ogundolapo) by Ayanfe29(f): 1:41pm On May 23, 2019

Suicide isn't the answer embarassed

.... nice work

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Literature › B.E.C.E Examination In Kogi State by Ayanfe29(op): 1:35pm On May 23, 2019

Good afternoon all. Please,who can help me with the appreciation of this poem, "Friends in fetters" by Y.J Itopa? It's urgent, please. Thanks.

Cc Divepen1

Cc Lalasticlala

Cc Obinnau

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