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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Get A Banking Job In Nigeria by ayindepremier: 12:56pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
Banks are nothing but waste of time and they can easily kill your career faster than poison!
beware, chase dreams, not banks.
they are dead broken now! |
Celebrities › Re: Uti Nwachukwu Finally Cuts His Dreadlocks (photos) by ayindepremier: 12:35pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
That caption sounds like an insult to the cancer patients. These TV guys really need to grow up.
seems like he has lose his common sense together with the dreadlocks. |
Education › Re: ATBU Student Electrocuted To Death In Bauchi by ayindepremier: 12:34pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
princeogbeide1: That's a high tension wire which emits over 300 volts" I think he was the only one who went there, coz he was shocked to death and no one could help. Thats not the picture of scene, that's picture was just random pictures online on electricity. or u think a sane man would climb as high as that just to hang or dry clothes? ReasonWith... |
Education › Re: ATBU Student Electrocuted To Death In Bauchi by ayindepremier: 12:26pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
I actually know this guy in person, we do play football together in G.R.A.
R.I.P Bulus.
BTW, So, this can quickly reach Nairaland as fast as this? |
Romance › Re: How To Save Money On A Wedding: The Top 10 Ideas. by ayindepremier(op): 11:36pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Niyeal: 100% Am a man of integrity and vision. A man that
believe in destiny, hope and faith. An easy going
person that like to associate with people with
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Romance › Re: How To Save Money On A Wedding: The Top 10 Ideas. by ayindepremier(op): 11:35pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
fromnigeria: You have strong points. Kudos
what i know is: there is no competition in marriage ceremony. Tuface or Stephanie was not given any award. Thanks Bro, I hope it will hit FP for ppl to see it and have some laugh, cos nowadays, only Cossy, Korede Bello, and panties sniffing and stranged articles made it there. |
Romance › Re: How To Save Money On A Wedding: The Top 10 Ideas. by ayindepremier(op): 8:31pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
cc: Lalasticlala, Seun, Ishilove, Tosyne2much |
Romance › How To Save Money On A Wedding: The Top 10 Ideas. by ayindepremier(op): 8:25pm On Nov 12, 2015*. Modified: 11:51pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
DISCLAIMER: All the suggestions, tips and information in this post are personal ideas of the writer, adopt and try them out at your discretions. -NairaInsider.com 1. Have and Operate on a Budget:The first simple step to take in order to save some money and yourself from marriage and post marriage mess is to create and operate by your own personal financial plan. Create a budget for your total estimated expenses, and my brother, clear cut your preferences in your choices, don’t go over and create a lavish, extravagant, and luxurious wedding all on your total bank balance and ending up in struggles to provide for your family a month after your marriage. 2. FIX YOUR WEDING DAY IMMEDIATELY AFTER A POPULAR HOLIDAY:I know you don’t want to go broke after your wedding and that’s why I created this. So, another confirmed 35% budgeted expenses cut idea is this, have that beautiful wedding right after a popular holidays like, Christmas, Sallah (Eids), New Year celebration, trust me, during this period, Nigerians are more compassionate during these periods and would see your wedding as a beautiful and celebrated event. The idea is this, most of your guest won’t be after stunts during this period, and they are more likely coming to support you. And, you can also earn great gifts from your wedding ceremony during these periods 3. DON’T HAVE YOUR WEDDING ON WEEKENDSEspecially Saturdays, yea, you heard me right. Fix your weddings during the working days when most folks are in their offices and places of work working their strengths out. However, I gave this idea a second thought, in case you are a man of the people, you can fix it on Wednesdays. But, if you are econaira (commonly tagged as stingy guys), fix your wedding on a Monday morning, but, don’t blame me if the turnout is too low, but I’m very sure, with the current rate of unemployment and Nigerian economy, you’ll never walk alone! You will still see less than 100 people. (My prophecy for you) 4. LIMIT YOUR GUESTS:You are operating on a low budget yet, you distribute your wedding invitations like posters everywhere to everyone, definitely you are cutting your wedding coat above your body size, you are actually inviting debt or shame to your wedding. You can have your wedding unannounced to many people and organize a Facebook event to share the photos to your friends. It’s kind of cool; I have seen this idea working severally. 5. DO NOT BORROW TO FINANCE YOUR WEDDINGS:Like they said, “cut your coat according to you size” but I will also tell you to cut it according to your materials available. Remember, the wedding is about both of you guys happiness, what’s the point of hitting the bottom rock as a newlywed? It doesn’t make sense, you will finally looks absurd which I know is what you’re trying to avoid in the first place. Debts aren’t cool, at all. 6. DO NOT OFFER ENDLESS FOOD AND DRINKS:
The best way to do this is to indicate it on your wedding card, specify the opening and closing time. This idea can save you good amount of money from excessive extra feedings, hotel bookings for guests and many other stressful norms. Save yourself. 7. DON’T SPEND EXCESSIVELY ON YOUR WEDDING DRESSES:I have been trying to understand the reasons behind all this pre-wedding events which can cost crazy amounts of money, the sky scraper wedding cakes, and even designer wedding dresses, they are all nothing but materials, they do not even guarantee your happiness or successful marriage. Don’t oppress yourself my lovely couple to be. 8. HAVE YOUR CEREMONY AND RECEPTION AT THE SAME VENUE: like seriously? As in, you’re having your wedding ceremony at Transcorp Hilton in Abuja and your reception at Eko Hotel in Lagos. Hello? Don’t let your one or two day event pronounce you to lifetime debt. Have your memorable wedding right in the compound of your house, churches or mosques, they can save you a good amount of money. 9. LET'S GO TRADITIONAL! Yes, amala, eba and tuwo can save your purse, and they make your wedding to be lovely. You can also indicate this on your wedding invitation to let your guests know that your wedding is unique, as in, you are having “Ankara style” wedding. I’m surely going to try this out some day. 10. Let the 10 th come from you, post your idea in the comment section below.[Full article at www.nairainsider.com/2015/11/how-to-save-money-on-wedding-top-10.html] |
Webmasters › Re: Please Help, What Do I Need To Start My Own Blog? by ayindepremier: 3:04pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
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Webmasters › Re: Please Help, What Do I Need To Start My Own Blog? by ayindepremier: 7:14pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
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Webmasters › Re: Please Help, What Do I Need To Start My Own Blog? by ayindepremier: 9:34pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Goodnuel: Yes.. thank you.
Lastly, can a BlackBerry Z10 function well?? I am not very sure of that, but I use Xperia, and I used three different browsers. I also use my laptop. for all android users, you can install bloggerdroid, its very efficient, and also, blogaway. so, Goodnuel, I will advise u to get hands on a laptop, or use powerful browsers like chrome or Firefox, but their data consumption rate is very high. but, android can be more simplified for blogging to me. 30% of my web contents were uploaded through bloggerdroid and its error free! I am sorry if u find errors in my txts ryt nw, I am already on bed with one eye close! shut till tmrw. happy blogging. |
Webmasters › Re: Please Help, What Do I Need To Start My Own Blog? by ayindepremier: 2:33pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Goodnuel: Thank You sir.
Pls,
*if someone uses blogger or WordPress, would he need to pay for hosting too??
* I have a domain already, but I don't want to build a classic site just yet, how do I use it with blogger or WordPress in way that my url doesn't appear as "mydomain@blogger.com??
Thanks okay, *first of all, I'm a blogger addict, lol, I hardly pays attention to anything that would cost me money when I can it free. (although, not all free packages are worth it). as a newbie, I will advise u to pick blogger because of no cost of installation( or very very minimal) but on WordPress, you will need hosting, and if you are not conversant about it, u will have to pay web designers bucks to do that. blogger doesn't requires hosting but WordPress does. the lowest WP designer I hv come across charges 8k +. *You can also easily use your own domain which u already have on blogger without much ado, I just verified my during d weekend, it takes less than 24 fr everything to be fully up. I hope my reply satisfy ur questions. thank you. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainee Opportunity In a Top Bank In Nigeria by ayindepremier: 11:30am On Nov 10, 2015 |
I suspect something fishy here, *What kind of bank is recruiting without a name? *What positions are they recruiting for? *And that link doesnt looks like a verified job portal or WorkForceGroup official website. * And why on earth does this make FP without proper verification by the mods.
Finally, Nairaland is falling apart! you can hardly distinguish between Nairaland and other scammers forums this days. Interesting and informative posts will never make FP here again, I don't know when NairaLand started competing with gossips blogs and job portals.
#OpRefreshNairaLand |
Webmasters › Re: Please Help, What Do I Need To Start My Own Blog? by ayindepremier: 9:06am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Goodnuel: Welcom sir..
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Webmasters › Re: Please Help, What Do I Need To Start My Own Blog? by ayindepremier: 8:25am On Nov 10, 2015 |
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Investment › Re: Top 7 Tips To Guarantee Your Financial Freedom by ayindepremier(op): 8:15am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Acme77: Thanks you are welcome boss. |
Webmasters › Re: Please Help, What Do I Need To Start My Own Blog? by ayindepremier: 8:13am On Nov 10, 2015 |
For the newbies, I think the best blogging platform you can use is . *Its 100% free *It doesn't required much web development and programming knowledge. and so on. you can all view my blog, it's 100% powered by blogger, but I changed the outlook to what suits me. and for those asking for how to blog with mobile phones, I used bloggerdroid, search and download it free from Google play. you can mail me for any simple help because I am still learning the market. lol. you can freely chat with me on http://www.nairainsider.com |
Webmasters › Re: Please Help, What Do I Need To Start My Own Blog? by ayindepremier: 8:04am On Nov 10, 2015 |
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Investment › Top 7 Tips To Guarantee Your Financial Freedom by ayindepremier(op): 7:24am On Nov 10, 2015*. Modified: 8:20am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Personal finance in Nigeria is something that may sound very strange to an average citizen of over 173.6millions Nigeria because our mindset towards financial management is very poor. Our mindsets and beliefs actually made so many people to be poor and remains poor. In all parts of the entire world (especially in Nigeria), managing and planning our own personal resources (such as finance, time, relationships etc) efficiently is a very big problem and it will continue to, until we change, learn and develop new creative mindset around money and other resources. I have come across tens if not thousands of Nigeria who do tells me that in order to be financially independent you need to belong to at least of these calibers of individuals: 1. Your parents must be rich to inherit fortunes; 2. you must have a five to six digit job; 3.the wildest of all, you must be a cultist, a ritualist or even a big time scammer (yahoo boy) 4. and the list goes on and on.
But, actually making this Naira is not that daunting or complicated as the world paints it but mastering it is what I actually see as the biggest problem that we have, even if you are making some 6-figures salaries, living an okay life, saving some monies in your retirement plan account or pension scheme, you may still end up working black and blue after your retirement to survive. The bottom line here is MASTERING NAIRA WORTH MORE THAN MAKING NAIRA! Believe me.
DISCLAIMER: all the principles listed in this article are opinions or/and, ideas of the writer. They are not guaranteed to save you from poverty, but to help you identify your weak spots in your personal financial management. Carefully read through and act on them on your own personal discretion. Without much ado, here are my ten (10) principles about your personal financial management;
1.DRAW A LINE BETWEEN WHAT YOU EARN AND WHAT YOU SPEND: There are actually two things here, what you earn and what you spend and there is a wide margin between these two phrases in everyday life of Nigerians. The first reason why you may be finding your financial in trembling state from total collapse is because, you can't actually define what you earn and what you spend, how much you earn and how much you spend. Now, you have two options, earn more naira or spend less naira! But, as a Nigerian and considering the lifestyles most “ Naija ” choose, spending less can be difficult because, we sees that like we’re losing our dignity before the eyes and minds of the society (but, as for me, cutting down some unnecessary spending is much e easier, you don’t need to please anyone, you’re the architect of your own life). But, if you need to earn more, you will need to have passive incomes generation schemes (sources of incomes even when you are sleeping). Let me lead you to number two principle;
2. FIND OTHER SOURCES OF INCOME: Mastering your finance entails being independent, you need multiple streams of income; you need passive incomes in order to stand tall in your league. You can invest in real estate, profitable shares and stocks, and other businesses or you can earn extra naira online through many ways, learn a new skill, investing in small business ideas. You just to be dedicated on these passive incomes generation tools; they are more of long-term investments and also require deep research. But, do not put all your eggs in one basket, it’s very risky. Diversify your investment.
3.HAVE YOUR PERSONAL BUDGET. Can you actually be financially buoyant, debt free and have your spending under control without personal budgets? It’s certainly very unlikely to happen, imagine a country or organization without a budget, it’s definitely not an organization. Take some time at the end of every week or month or even year to map out your financial goals. You need to do some simple calculations on your estimated incomes and expenditures; you’ll need to fill in the gap of your excesses with good choices. You can learn how to create a simple budget (I will soon write on that, keep your fingers crossed) and have your finances under control. How can you perfectly master and control your naira without mastering your budgets? I don’t think so as well, you need to plan well and know your strengths and weaknesses before taking some decisions. Budget is the back bone of your financial freedom.
4.SAVE AND INVEST: Now that you can earn more and you can manage to cut down your spending a bit, you need to save and you have to invest. My dad will always emphasize on this many times, “if you want to be the man, you need to save, and earn more to save!” but, savings alone doesn’t actually guarantee your financial freedom in 21 st century, you’ll need profitable investments to do that. Interestingly, savings prevents you from been flat broke and bankrupt on some uncertain and unforeseen circumstances. Now look around very well, there are thousands of business opportunities here in Nigeria that you can invest your savings in and be comfortable on your returns (I have published some here on Naira Insider), Check around. The only difference between an investor and others is the ability to see and foresee problems, then turning them to real money-spinning projects. Entrepreneurs spirits is the ultimate recipe of financial freedom, you need to identify challenges in your area and turn them into Multi-Million Empire with time. Savings and Investments are very crucial; but again, don’t put all your eggs in one basket!
5.AVOID BORROWING AND DEBT ( AT ALL POSSIBLE COST): Don’t borrow what you will you’ll need for your long term need, have personally involved in some creepy borrowing cases in my early career but one thing I will tell you about them is this, they aren’t funny! The society try to make you believe that you can’t survive without it, they will tell you that Billionaires like Dangote and others borrow money and even Government! Well, these billionaires don’t borrow directly, their companies do (for calculated investment clause), that is a legal entity and the rule of ownership and separation is clearly stated for the literates, but a common Nigerian doesn’t see or understand this. Hence, they run themselves into huge debts hoping to recover soon; those simple borrowing habits can eat up a significant part of your earnings for a long period. Now, in simple term, avoid, unnecessary borrowing when you can buy it, avoid debt when you can invest and work your way out, avoid frugal spending, avoid credit cards; they have their advantages, but they can work against you mercilessly if you misuse them.
6. CHOOSE THE BEST LIFESTYLE: I always emphasis on this, enjoy your life but don’t be reckless, Yes, making money comes with choices including your lifestyle, but be wise in choosing your lifestyle, do not live to impress but live to impact positivity in things you do. Once an average Nigerian step up in his/ her earning, you will see grooving and reckless behaviors. You need to make choice of a better lifestyle to let you focus and determined in your quest to be successful and achieving your wildest dreams.
7. TIME: Finally, I feel like I should add this to the list out of the context of this write-up. Make most out of your times, plan your time, it is a limited resources. I always wish I add more time on many occasions. Learn to manage your time resourcefully; engage in constructive thoughts, activities, and activities. Plan your day, schedule and evaluate yourself, your financial information and your business. Do not waste your time on unnecessary causes rather invest your time in valuable projects. Remember, time and tide waits for no man.
culled from www.nairainsider.com/2015/11/top-7-tips-to-guarantee-your-financial-NIGERIA Wishing You a better day ahead! cc: Lalasticlala, Seun.
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Career › 7 Online Certification That Can Earn You Serious Money From Home! by ayindepremier(op): 6:59am On Nov 10, 2015*. Modified: 8:23am On Nov 10, 2015 |
A certification can strengthen your degree, and maybe even improve your income. Better still? It can do all this without you ever having to set foot inside a classroom, as all of the seven certifications listed below are offered online.
Take a look, and start moving ahead today.
1. Project Management Aside from IT, project managers work in engineering, healthcare, and construction. They are responsible for overseeing the completion of a project — on budget, and on time. It's a high-pressure career, but the salary is great (average $89,000 for entry-level). Convert that to Naira and see jaw dropping bucks!Fortunately, you don't have to quit your day job to earn your certification. The average cost varies widely, but reputable UC Berkeley lists it as around $5,600 .
2. Microsoft Certified IT Professional My friend Chad, who has a degree in IT, obtained this Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP) certification on his own, reasoning that "I thought it might be helpful." Upon completion, he showed it to his manager...and was immediately promoted and reimbursed for the cost of obtaining the certification. The cost? A very affordable $150 for the first level (Microsoft Certified); then you can take more courses and build into Professional (MCITP), Architect (MCA), Professional Developer, etc. How much can you expect to earn from certifications? From Microsoft: "In high-growth industries, entry-level employees who hold a Microsoft Certified Solutions Associate (MCSA) certification or Microsoft Office Specialist (MOS) certification can earn up to $16,000 more, annually, than their peers."
3. CPA CPA means Certified Public Accountant. This is my favourite here, (Haha, you need to see the blush on my face right now). An accountant with a Bachelor's degree can expect annual earnings of $63,550 per year (Let your calculator show you in Naira). But what if that accountant passes the licensure exam and becomes a Certified Public Accountant? Here is an interesting breakdown from the folks at Becker Professional Education: "Over the course of a 40-year career, a CPA can earn as much as $1 million more than a non-certified accountant. Here's an example: Two non-Certified Public Accountants with Bachelor's degrees begin working at the same time at the same large public accounting firm in Audit/Assurance Services at the same annual salary of $68,000. One earns the CPA credential, creating a 10% salary differential of about $7,000 more than the other (CPA's can earn between 5% and 15% more than their non-credentialed counterparts). Over time, more frequent and higher-level promotions can widen the salary gap to as much as $50,000. Over a full career that can mean an additional $1 million or more in lifetime earnings." The licensure exam is very rigorous, but what a difference in income obtaining that license makes. Shout out to all the "ACC Fellows".
4. Process Management The question I get most often in HR about this position is, "What is it that those people DO?" Well, they look at a process, or flow, that isn't working, reorganize it, and implement it so that things work better. As a rule, they are really good at seeing the "big picture" and being diplomatic about change. Process managers have a governing body and must pass an exam. Earnings are estimated at $79,000 annually . Fortunately, this is another position where you can obtain online certification (here are some training resources ) while keeping your day job.
5. Medical Coder With the implementation of ICD-10 medical coding, knowledgeable coders are in high demand. Already have your B.A.? Good, because those with Bachelor's degrees "...out-earned those with only a high school diploma by a dramatic $10,000 per year ($51,825 vs. $41,802)." The American Health Information Management Association is the governing body for health information management. It also provides information about education and certification courses. I personally know coders who are able to work from home, which is a nice option if you have a family.
6. Exercise Physiologist The median salary for a fitness instructor is $40,996 . But, obtain certification as an exercise physiologist, and that jumps to $44,470. Perhaps more importantly, though, is that if you are interested in this field, the Bureau of Labor Statistics predicts 19% growth, higher than the average for all occupations.
7. Actuary Have a degree in mathematics? Or, maybe you work in the field of finance, or statistics? The BLS cites median pay in 2012 for actuaries to have been $93,680 , with job growth outlook of 26% (much higher than average). Actuaries analyze the financial costs of risk and uncertainty. They often work for insurance companies or in finance. A series of exams must be passed to obtain certification. It's not all about number-crunching, though — a good actuary needs the skills to be able to communicate, too.
Remember: Do your research before you leap. Some of these certifications are extremely rigorous and, although likely worth it in the long run, will put a strain on your time. Take a look at job listings to see what employers are looking for.
culled from: www.nairainsider.com/2015/11/7-online-certificatation-that-can-earn Have you gotten a certification to boost your career — and your pay? cc: Lalasticlala, Seun
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Webmasters › Re: Please Help, What Do I Need To Start My Own Blog? by ayindepremier: 5:27pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
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blog for audience, do research extensively about your niche.
let your blog be users friendly.
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Health › Re: Eight Healthy Ways To Clean Your Vagina by ayindepremier: 9:49pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: No Confirmation Of Amaechi Unless We Treat Anyanwu Report, PDP Senators by ayindepremier: 2:31pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: El-Rufai Arrives Bauchi In A Jet For Progressives Govs Forum..photos by ayindepremier: 2:27pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
akherepaul: it is well baba, we are hoping, Tnk u sir |
Sports › Re: 10 Highest Paid WWE Wrestlers In 2015 by ayindepremier: 12:17pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
Team Cenation!! |
Celebrities › Re: Name 3 Celebs You Don't Think Are Worthy Of Their Celeb Status, Why? by ayindepremier: 12:15pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
all these upcoming artshits forming celebs, starting from NL poo called army or airborne1 |
NYSC › Re: My Camp Experience (part 1) Story By Deobaba by ayindepremier: 12:13pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
ur story get k-leg o, are u a transgender or she-male? seems like I'm having contradictions on ur personality now... clarify |
Romance › Re: Saudi Religious Police Arrest Actor For Being To Handsome by ayindepremier: 12:03pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
neocortex: Why all the curse, you will have made more sense had you countered any of my posts. But I am not surprised that you did since we both know that is the reality in Saudi Arabia.
Your case confirmed that slavery of the mind is the worst form of slavery. I wish you quick recovery from your ailment. well, I am highly sorry for that, but, seriously, u need to start living to respect people, saying poos on Saudi Arabia doesn't change anything on them, but whats more important is the ability to live and let live. no one would even arrest u on taking selfies with random babes in naija, bt its their country, it's their rules, I respect people when they respect other peoples decisions, u might decide to be transgender tomorrow, it's ur decision and u already have my respect  , peace |
Romance › Re: Saudi Religious Police Arrest Actor For Being To Handsome by ayindepremier: 11:57am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Daughterzion:
are sperms used to make shampoo and comestics? confirm, next time, asked the OP to donate like 5ltrs for ur Home made cosmetic, dont be wasting resources when it's available at ur disposal, just buy d guy gala and Kunu. |
Nairaland General › Re: Fake Lives Of Some Nigerian Bankers: My Experience Today by ayindepremier: 11:46am On Oct 29, 2015 |
This guy seems to be a spoon fed rather than hustling for himself, well no be every one working inside bank be staff, most are on contracts. and living on small budget doesn't define that your are poor, it means u ought to be having so great plans for your future. cut your coat... u knw d rest |
Romance › Re: Saudi Religious Police Arrest Actor For Being To Handsome by ayindepremier: 11:43am On Oct 29, 2015 |
neocortex: Saudi Islamic police , I hail una.
Meanwhile , this is what may happen in court.
Saudi Judge: You are hereby sentenced to face disfiguration by Acid or Plastic surgery, You will serve as an example to young men who corrupt the chastity of our pious ladies through their look.
Actor:Please Judge show some mercy.
Saudi Judge: I didn't make the law, Allah did, do not blaspheme by asking me for mercy. I hope you know the punishment for blasphemy ?
Actor: I am sorry, may Allah forgive me. Wasted Sperm, could have been used for shampoos and other beauty cosmetics. I hail ur parents! they bear a great Minus |