₦airaland Forum

RepoMan007:
your job is to be optimistic about whatever the APC govt does or says.

Tinubu: We will, we will....
FreeStuffNG: yes, you always will...

Tareq1105:
Your father cannot come near Tinubu.

Helgreenluv:
And what do we call your papas?

LeoDeKing:
So these old men are classmates of the "teenage" Peter Obi?

Peter obi is truly a well packaged fraud.

LeoDeKing:
Pdp lite adopted pdp.

LP is a subset of pdp.

That is why at a point, Nigerians were not sure if it was Atiku or pitobi that went to Chicago University for Tinubu academic records.

Because both pdp and its pikin were united on Tinubu records.

Choi, Tinubu used Pat Utomi to divide them during presidential election and they got their brains back only after the elections.

In Kogi State, unity of papa and pikin won't change nadda. Kogi State is for APC and no amount of noise from the headless mobs will change this fact. It is stone cast.

AImiron:
Inter Miami forward, Lionel Messi won this year’s Ballon d’Or award by 105 points, it has been revealed.

Messi polled 462 points in the voting, while Manchester City’s Erling Haaland had 357.

The organizers have published the final voting statistics, including how every country voted for the winner.

Kylian Mbappe, Kevin De Bruyne and Rodri finished with 270 points, 100 points and 57 points respectively.

Messi’s win is the first time a footballer outside Europe has won the prize.

The 36-year-old has also now taken the prize more than any player in history.

🇦🇷 Leo Messi - 462 points
🇳🇴 Erling Haaland - 357 points

…here full list of votes country by country! 🌍🗳️

🇿🇦 South Africa: Messi
🇦🇱 Albania: Messi
🇩🇿 Algeria: Haaland
🇩🇪 Germany: Messi
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England: Messi
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: Messi
🇦🇷 Argentina: Messi
🇦🇺 Australia: Messi
🇦🇲 Armenia: Messi
🇦🇹 Austria: Messi
🇧🇭 Bahrein: Haaland
🇧🇪 Belgium: Messi
🇧🇯 Benin: Haaland
🇧🇾 Bielorussia: Messi
🇧🇴 Bolivia: Messi
🇧🇦 Bosnia: Messi
🇧🇷 Brazil: Messi
🇧🇬 Bulgaria: Mbappé
🇨🇲 Cameroon: Mbappé
🇨🇦 Canada: Messi
🇨🇻 Capo Verde: Haaland
🇨🇳 Cina: Messi
🇨🇱 Cile: Messi
🇨🇴 Colombia: Messi
🇰🇷 Korea: Messi
🇨🇷 Costa Rica: Messi
🇨🇮 Ivory Coste: Mbappé
🇭🇷 Croatia: Messi
🇩🇰 Denmark: Haaland
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland: Messi
🇪🇬 Egypt: Messi
🇮🇪 Ireland: Messi
🇦🇪 UAE: Messi
🇪🇨 Ecuador: Messi
🇪🇸 Spain: Messi
🇺🇸 USA: Messi
🇫🇮 Finland: Messi
🇫🇷 France: Haaland
🇬🇦 Gabon: Haaland
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Wales: Messi
🇬🇪 Georgia: Messi
🇬🇭 Ghana: Haaland
🇬🇷 Greece: Haaland
🇬🇳 Guinea: Haaland
🇬🇶 Guinea Eq: Messi
🇭🇳 Honduras: Messi
🇭🇺 Hungary: Messi
🇮🇳 India: Messi
🇮🇶 Iraq: Messi
🇮🇷 Iran: Messi
🇬🇧 Northern Ireland: Messi
🇮🇸 Island: Haaland
🇮🇱 Israel: Messi
🇮🇹 Italy: Messi
🇯🇲 Jamaica: Messi
🇯🇵 Japan: Haaland
🇯🇴 Giordania: Haaland
🇰🇬 Kirghizistan: Haaland
🇱🇧 Lebanon: Messi
🇱🇺 Luxembourg: Messi
🇲🇰 Macedonia: Haaland
🇲🇦 Morocco: Messi
🇲🇽 Mexico: Messi
🇲🇪 Montenegro: Messi
🇳🇬 Nigeria: Messi
🇳🇴 Norway: Haaland
🇴🇲 Oman: Messi
🇺🇬 Uganda: Messi
🇵🇸 Palestine: Messi
🇵🇦 Panama: Messi
🇵🇾 Paraguay: Messi
🇳🇱 Netherlands: Messi
🇵🇪 Perù: Messi
🇵🇱 Polonia: Messi
🇵🇹 Portugal: Bernardo Silva
🇶🇦 Qatar: Messi
🇨🇿 Czech Republic: Messi
🇷🇴 Romania: Messi
🇷🇺 Russia: Messi
🇸🇻 Salvador: Haaland
🇸🇳 Senegal: Haaland
🇸🇰 Slovakia: Haaland
🇸🇮 Slovenia: Messi
🇸🇪 Sweden: Messi
🇨🇭 Switzerland: Haaland
🇹🇳 Tunisia: Messi
🇹🇷 Turkiye: Messi
🇺🇦 Ukraine: Messi
🇺🇾 Uruguay: Messi
🇻🇪 Venezuela: Messi
🇻🇳 Vietnam: Messi
🇿🇲 Zambia: Messi


GOAL

Sharpsharp00123:
oga tinubu will rule your ori pelebe for good 8 years

TemplarLandry:
We are proud of you Baba Tinubu.

I diss your adversaries with “E.N.K.R” (E Ni Ku Re) by Reminisce feat. Ycee & Rhookcastle.
Greeeeeat jam!
#RenewedHope✌

Christistruth00:
The mother of Oyetola the last Governor of Osun is said to be Tinubu's immediate senior Sister

And to be honest they do look alike and Oyetola too is from Iragbiji

CoronaVirusPro:
CNN must be very stupid!

When did they cover the outrage of Americans?

With biting inflation, homelessness and insecurity, Americans are outraged about how the government keeps sending billions oversees at the detriment of its own citizens!

Did CNN cover that?

Did CNN cover how American youths are soaked in debt right before they graduate, and yet, the government keeps pumping billions into military industrial complexes?

If anyone should be reporting, CNN not in that class! They should tell us about how their own government cheats them too!

FreeStuffsNG:
O pari.

Now those who ignorantly claimed it is a leisure Yatch and that it was ordered by the administration of President Bola Tinubu can bury their heads in shame.

It's a naval training/operational vessel that belongs exclusively to the Nigerian Navy, its purchase predates this current administration that took office on May 29.

When Asiwaju Tinubu was the Governor of Lagos state, the state of aquatic splendor for 8 years, he never got a Yatch, it is impossible for him now to require a leisure Yatch now he is President and spends most of his time in the land locked Abuja.

It's just a no brainer that the opposition and LP mob are ignorant and made a complete mess of the opportunity for an intelligent and diligent feedback on the recently passed supplementary budget. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Cruise777:



This Kano state governor is so silly, his main focus is Ganduje and Demolition of Ganduje's project

Look at Allex Otti, and other Governors trying to make a name for themselves. You're sillier than these names you mentioned


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GanagiBitrus:
So millions of DSTV subscribers are illiterates.

KarinaSlim:
Are u serious?

Is he really a strong supporter of Tinubu?

yaseer111:
Good morning all Nairalanders!


The title seems funny, right? Well, na reality. I received my salary yesterday in the evening 7pm or thereabouts but before 6am this morning it has finished.

Na only 5cups of rice, 3cups of garri and 2cups of beans with grandnut oil i bought the money don finish. No even for Maggi and sugar can you imagine? This Life no balance shaa

Some private companies are slave masters they don't care about minimum wage na only nlc dey make noise.

lilvicky68:
For somebody that did not attend secondary school. How will he tackle it?

TemplarLandry:
Naira keeps gallivanting up and down, aimlessly like Peter Hoe Bee's common sense.
Arrrghh!

I reflect with this classic jam - “Şe Na Like This?” by Wande Coal.
Great jam!

Cruise777:




Naira Devaluation


Should Nigerian First Lady ride in Uber or a non Bullet proof Tokunbo toyota Camry muscle?

With angry Xombidiot criminal, the office of the first lady need an executive car, four SUV for DSS a bus for press crew all fully bullet proof and preferable 2022 models
Agulu pig of Anambra can ride latest SUV , but first lady cant

Previous First lady car pool was auctioned off after a certain milage traveling accross Nigeria

*Mercedes-Maybach S600 Pullman Guard limo.... over #300,000,000

*Toyota Hilux SUV

*Toyota Van

*2 BMW dispatch rider bikes

*Mobile Command commiunication center SUV



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Beverlyjean:
No one can honestly say Messi was the best player in the last 12 months . A 7 game tournament is not the only football that was played in the past 12 months ... If they say it's all about the world cup, how come mbappe dint finish second ... Mbappe had a better tournament than Messi....was top scorer with 8goals ( 2 penalties included) ... anyone that understands this game knows its all propaganda...

2010 Spain won their first ever world cup , they dint remember that it was all about the world cup . They still gave it to Messi, saying he won la liga and was top scorer in Europe and champions league ... 12 yrs later , halaand wins mancitys first ever treble , top scorer in the league with a new record , top scorer in champions league, top scorer in Europe and they still give Messi that PSG fans booed out of France for failing to help the team pass round of 16 in CL....

As someone rightly said, if halaand won the world cup and Messi won the champions league and ligue1 with psg and was top scorer in both competitions, they will still give Messi...

Fifa and the balon dor are just Messi lickers .... no football player in history has ever received 10% pampering Messi has received in his career ...

Suddenly winning the world cup gets u the balon dor... but it dint in 2010, 2014 and 2018... Messi wins the WC and it becomes a criteria again... if u condemn INEC and support this nonsense award , then u are a certified hypocrite

AImiron:
Cristiano Ronaldo is the perfect example of "What Jealousy Does To A Person"

This man never had a peaceful life because of his unreal jealousy towards Messi. He was always too obsessed with Messi. In past he used to mention MESSI in his interviews. Now he is not relevant anymore so he started commenting on posts related Messi.

2021 : Factos 👀👍
2023 : 😂😂😂😂

They say "Messi destroyed his mental health", nah bro it's not Messi, it's his jealousy which destroyed his peace.

Y’all see why I despise this godforsaken retaaaaaard, I mean who does that, he’s so insecure and jealous that he can’t even hide it anymore. I knew he was in severe pain since Leo won World Cup, na the pain go kill am.

He is a lil biiitch, cos this na bitchy attitude, and na this bassstard and miserable fellow some ppl dey look up to as role model. If any of you act like this in real life, one thing is certain you’ll never go far in life.

Leo doesn’t care about this serial rapist, cry baby, unfortunate soul. Messi always act with respect yet he Dey always misyarn, he should thank his stars that Leo is reserved, if not e no reach. Just like fav and fanbase. Toxicity run in una blood, and the ones on Nairaland here, I’m sure most of y’all are having a shitty life your fav.

He’s so rich, jumping into whenever he scores against imbeciles yet he’s unhappy cos he can never be Leo

Penado has been forgotten, nobody care about him anymore, as a whiny biiitch that he is, he Dey look for attention. Y’all will cry blood.

Penadogs y’all free to cry in my mention as usual.

LesbianBoy:
This award has lost its value after Ronaldo award was given to modric in 2018. Since then the award no sweet again jor.

They have made it obvious that they love Messi. Even if another player achieve so much, once Messi achieve a little fiammm they will give it to him.

anonymous1759:
It’s time for BAT to lunch a full scale invasion with HIMARS and STORMsahadow against those useless enemies of Nigeria sabotaging the economy with hoarding of $ and the useless elements on social media crucifying the Nation enough is enough.

BOSSkesh:
No
BAT will be affirmed
Obi will keep crying
Atiku will retire to Dubai
Kwankwaso will defect to APC