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[quote author=Mynd_44]No mind the OP[/quote]But, more blames on the ladies sha!

SailorXY: ^^Literally means; preparation is not fear, we don't know whom to watch/avoid/is after us ....
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Maybe someone can give its direct meaning?? Na d one I know I yan oo

Thanks!

CFCfan: How've u been, Caracta?

I've got no KFC today.

Did she ask u?

U gat Chelsea gin today?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Na so oooo[/quote]Have u washed the plates and the pots.....gud-am!

190: what does it say

that last pic please

Pls,somebody shld interpret pls...the woman with knife.

Halleluyahtope: That will be next season bro' but what am i going 2 focus on?

Focus on being part and active member of NCCF...and always do try to attend the rural rugged programmes..u will never regret it!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm......do the male ones flirt?[/quote]Who the female corpers go fvck...no be the flirting ones...abi na tree dey go dey runmo?

dont8: Funny you!

LOL...how u dey brother!

I just try give an illustration so that the guy could understand without hitting the nail!

This children those is gonna came from ur loin is gonna be dundie as in DULLARD and MUMU!

Go get a life adulterer!

Do u watch football, do u know that the extra time is always more serious, especially when its DRAW game, or when one is leading with one goal....try go watch one of Man U's games.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Now you are thinking well [/quote]I guess there is cold, just try arrange fish pepper soup to chase away cold....make it hot sha!

firestar: What....

He said you should come and spend the night with him na....no biggie!

What about cockroach?

dubem3: Weapon of mass destruction... probably the Orlando guy or Ayobase

Definitely not mine....flytefalls is tRipping for that kONDO o!

dubem3: Mynd you're doing a nice job on Ayo. Please tidy up when you're done.

Hahahahahaha.....Mynd na boko haram na!

U no well walahi!

[quote author=Mynd_44][/quote]Bikini kwanu....abi na those ladies be the fishes!

Firestar swthrt, what's the problem this night?

MYND, keep dangling that head o!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I am going fishing [/quote]E don bad to the extent sey u fit even paddle canoe on ur street?

[quote author=Mynd_44]You want make I slap you?[/quote]U know I do like it rough!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Mind your business oooo[/quote]We both know that na my business....are u gonna go out 2nite, since day time na tabboo for u!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I did not go anywhere today. I did not even reach my front gate.....this is something else[/quote]U r now becoming a man!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Remember to take off your clothes, take pics and mail them to me[/quote]Ashawo!

Anything Onitsha is a dead zone na!

Six types of friendship.

6 Types of Friends

Stegomiah: Six Types of Friends Essential for Every Woman

The good friends in your life are often overshadowed by the drama the bad ones bring. Sure, you complain about the faux friends in your world - you know, the shady ones, you can't half trust, who are more like acquaintances, and you can't wait to hang up the phone and talk about? - but what about the keepers? The one who calls you back to check on you, even when you rudely told her to leave you be; the one who went with you to that party so you could save face when your date blew you off. If you're blessed enough to have one of these six friend types in your life, hold on tight.

1. The Kindred Soul

She may not always have the answers, but you're kindred souls, so she will understand. She can sense when something's off in your world, and you know just when she needs you most. You're sisters from another mother and you'll want to continue to love and cherish her the way you do your own family.

2. The Motivator

Her friendship challenges you to go places you've never been, do things you swore you couldn't, and reach heights you never imagined you could soar to. She's an inspiration, and she's not afraid to push you when it counts. Put simply: Your relationship is priceless. Remember that.

3. The Confidant

Your private matters are safest with her, and you know it; that's why you tell her everything. She'll guard your secrets with her life, so don't you go giving up any of hers. Continue to be each other's ears to listen. You'll always need a trustworthy friend like this along the road of life.

4. The Teammate

If you have an extra ticket, she's there. When it's raining, and no on else feels like coming out for a drink, she's already on her way. You know her well: She's that friend you can truly count on to be down for whatever and right there by your side. You can't imagine your social life without her, so be willing to put in the work it takes to be sure she sticks around. Remember to be there when she needs a no-fuss buddy.

5. The Fighter

Most-likely the loudest one in your circle, this friend has zero problems telling you what's on her mind. Her no-nonsense attitude is a breath of fresh air when you need someone who's not afraid to keep it real. She'll stand up for you even when you're not prepared to defend yourself and she loves just as hard as she fights. Know this woman? Keep her around!

6. The Rock

When you're at your weakest, she's strong for you. Her words of wisdom and support echo in your heart and soul and lift you back to happy places. She's made room in her heart for you, so make sure you thank her for being your rock, and always show her some love.

https://www.nairaland.com/1309469/types-friends-essential-every-woman

Who is the thief?

Umartins1: During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TVnews will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called knowledge."Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

https://www.nairaland.com/1322371/real-robbers-kindly-read

What investors want to see in your business plsn.

MITNEXUS: If you are in the process of raising capital for your business from investors, then you unquestionably need a business plan. A business plan is a critical part of starting any business and serves a number of critical functions. Writing a solid business plan can be a real challenge, however, which is likely how you found yourself here

A good business plan must answer in sufficient details the following 10 questions if it is to meet the expectations of prospective investors and potential business partners.

1.Company Description – What does your company do? What is your mission statement and overall product or service focus?

2.Management Team – Give a brief description of your key employees with respect to leadership, education, background and work experience.

3.Problem Being Solved – What problem is your company solving and how great is the pain or waste?

4.Customers – Who are your potential customers? Does your product or service directly impact your customer’s bottom line?

5.Value Proposition – How much does your customer make or save by using your product or service? What are the benefits to your customer? How long does it take to realize these benefits?

6.Business Opportunity – How does your company make money? Describe the revenue streams, and include a yearly projection of revenue, expenses, EBITDA, net income and funding requirements for the next five years.

7.Uniqueness – How do your customers use your product or service today? Who else does the same thing you are doing today? Who else could be doing it tomorrow?

8.Barriers to Entry – Is your product or service defensible? Are there sufficient barriers to entry? What patents, copyrights, trade secrets, etc. protect your product from duplication?

9.Competitive Differentiation – What is the competitive landscape? Discuss companies that can be viewed as competition in the market segment. Please explain the key points of differentiation between you and your competitors.

10.Scalability – Where might your product grow within your client company (and its supply chain and sales channels) or among client users?

11.Sales and Marketing Strategy – What is the target market size and growth over the next five years? How will you attract customers? What are your distribution channels and how do you plan to achieve market penetration?

12.Strategic Partners – What strategic relationships do you currently have or plan to have in the future? What is the nature of these relationships?

Answering these questions successfully will sufficiently excite a lender or investor about your concept and that will convince them they should fund your business.

Whether you are seeking a bank loan, equity investment from angel investors, venture capital firms or friends and family, you need an Investor Ready business plan. An investor ready business plan is a document that has been professionally prepared to meet the needs of investors.

https://www.nairaland.com/1325289/what-investors-want-see-business

Shollypopz: My heart beat, I'm doing good. You?

I'm fine here baby!

And the government is still trying to produce more motorcyles (tri-cycles) while the same and tri-cycle are getting banned.

Why don't we just venture into quadru-cycles production!

Good initiative, but don't see any relevance of this in our society today since states are banning the use of motorcycles.

Why not a Quadru-cycles atleast!

It simply means that Christianity is having its way finally!

The man is being truthful, but not innocent!

U simply resign from a job if the terms and conditions are not palatable, than marring ur intergrity cos of greediness!

He wan do before ni jare...the thing dey sweet am!

Shollypopz: A true classy lady will be one that can recognize a classy man like Ekwah

My Shollypawpaw...how u dey?

Tovot: meaning ?

Sorry, my bad.
"You said it"