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deols: Ramadan joke.

Not bad.

Me sef dont want any cheap gift o

In fact, All ramadan messages must be written with heart moving words.

Surely, u are gonna get!

Siena: A car can be laid up unused for even 10 years, as long as correct procedures are followed.

01) Disconnect battery.
02) Do an oil and filter change.
03) Have the ATF and filter changed (automatics only).
04) Remove the spark plugs, and squirt clean engine oil down the bores, then replace the plugs loosely. You'll need to remove the plugs and crank the engine for at least 10 seconds, before refitting the plugs when you're ready to use the car again.
05) Take the weight off the wheels, by supporting the frame on axle stands. Tyres can remain fitted.
06) Make sure the gas tank is full. This prevents tank from rusting from the inside out.
07) Put a good fuel additive in the tank, and run it through the system. This prevents the fuel pump seizing.
08) Make sure the cooling system is charged with a fresh water / coolant mix to minimise internal corrosion.
09) Carry out a brake fluid change before laying the car up.
10) Carry out a clutch fluid change before laying up (hydraulic clutch only).
11) Make sure the car is in a place where it can breathe. Car covers are a bad idea long term, as condensation and mould will form inside the car, and the paintwork will suffer from abrasion (windy periods).
12) Park the car in an open garage / carport. This ensures the car is adequately ventilated. If possible, vent the interior by leaving a window or two partially open, at least once every two weeks.
13) Grease door, boot and bonnet hinges, as well as sunroof tracks (as applicable).
14) If practical, spray the entire exterior with a film of WD-40 or other light oil. This will reduce the chances of external corrosion.
15) Wash the wheel arches thoroughly, to remove dried earth. Once clean and dry, smear a gererous layer of multi-purpose grease in these arches, paying particular attention to the arch lips.
16) Leave some bags of silica gel inside the car. This will absorb moisture, and prevent your interior - leather, fabric, carpets, steering wheel, roof lining etc from going mouldy.

This might seem a lot, but this is the best way to keep your car in good shape during long periods of inactivity. All the above will need to be reversed, and depending on how long you leave the car, the gas would have gone off, and will need draining, and refilling with fresh gas. It might run on the old gas, but it'll be difficult to start, and have zero knock resistance.

Good luck!

Interesting, fascinating and educative!

martin92: Abeg we don tire.make we the consumers go on strike

Now someone is making sense....we are gonna continue being ripped off if we don't storm their office, or just go on supposed strike...

"You can come remove ur metres and cables and transformers. We don't longer need ur service"

All these ripping off wouldn't have come to stay if we Nigerians are a bit flexible with sources of electricity.....solar is there also.....Power of MONOPOLY at work sha!

Let's go on strike...best option!

Jenams: They r criminals! Dis is exactly wat made me connected directly n bypass d meter. Dem neva see anytin

Two wrongs wouldn't make it right.....its a sin bypassing no matter what condition or reason attached...Cheating has no other name. Disconnect totally, and seek for other source of electricity if u aint okay with their ridiculous terms and conditions!

My piece of advice!

^
That was before Kim aight?

Latest Ambulance in town!

siddiq202: ^^^^ Indeed you like looking for trouble

That "indeed" means u sabi the guy well well be that!

speedyboi: Ole! Alatenuje

So ra re o....e wrong to ask for what I desire again ni?

Even Baba God talk sey make we ask according to our heart desires!

Hope u dey fast sha!

For those of u that will start bombarding me with provisions for Ramadan, let me inform you that I dont want bournvita this time around coz it makes me sleep a lot, I prefer milo (Baba Sala) coz I need lots of energy, also three crowns milk nauseates me, I prefer peak milk (liquid), its works well for ma body, I dont want milo sardine o, titus sardine (original brand) wa ok, granulated sugar purges me too, St. Louis sugar is better, then dont bring Nasco cornflakes, I prefer Kellogs. Others include but not limited to Mango and Pineapple juice, Fresh fruits, I don't want agbalumo o! Cartons of Malta Guinness, fresh salad from Mr. Bigg's (I dont really like Cooperative salad, it upsets my tummy), 5crates of fresh eggs with chicken or beef, Vegetable oil, Palm oil and bag of rice. Pls, don't boda urself to make 'Ogi' for me, Hollandia custard(5bags) ma wa alright fun mi.
Tnk u so much! May Allah continue to bless you as you honour this little request from ur one & only friend! One love! Ramadan Kareem Remember to add swiss lace or french lace 10yrd 4 aso odun.

May Almighty Allah grant unto us our prayer requests, and make this Nation peaceful and flourish like a cedar of Lebanon.

Wishing you all the best of the season!

spikes C: My manchi, i just dey oooo
Life has been turning peeps around

Acidosis- That one dey for kiri kiri
dont8- He don finally enter secondary school, i thank God for him o
Ayobase- woman don kill that one
xynerise- Na papa bom boy nah, him wife don ban am from internet

I still dey carry last when it comes to that....where u put 190?

How u dey?

caseless: oh jumble-tumble! Where on this former part of pangea have u been?

I de miss una for ds room.

Wher acidosis, dont8, ayobase and xynerise?

I'm here brother....what date is that...22nd?

dubem3: Are you still alive?

My brother....I dey o....still hale and hearty!

.....Yawns.....

Ki lon sele na?

Jakumo: The punishment meted out to this guitar thief should be determined by the accused person's ability to play that guitar like he stole it.

If he cannot even tune up the guitar, talk less attempt to play music on it, there should be no mercy shown, and the impostor should be shot by firing squad at dawn, to serve as a deterrent to all others who might consider stealing an instrument that they are incapable of playing.

If, on the other hand, the accused proceeds to bust loose with some mind-bending George Benson guitar riffs and solos, the theft of the guitar should be forgiven entirely, PROVIDED that the accused is ready to sign a written undertaking that he will offer free guitar lessons to President Johnny B. Goode.

Let justice be served !

U sabi true true....a lover of jazz from great minds I guess!

I think you can with ur rate of eclectic threads!



But, do u think u WILL?

[quote author=val_dubem].........(unlike his colleagues who are waiting for his death to sing collabo for him)[/quote]I wonder why can't a collabo be done now to raise funds for him while he lives if they can't contribute....FOOLS wailing for the help of Nigerians to bear their burden!

Got this from a friend on facebook this morning, considered it thoughtful to share!

ENJOY!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: his last battle.
Q2: Where was the declaration of
Independence signed?
A: at the bottom of the page.
Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? A :
liquid.
Q4: What is the main reason for
failure?
A: exams.
Q5: What is the main reason for
divorce? A: Marriage.
Q6: What can you never eat for
breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner.
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: the other half. Q8: If you throw a
red stone into
the blue sea,
what will it
become?
A: it will simply become wet.
Q9: How can a man go eight days
without
sleeping?
A: No problem, he sleeps only at
night.
Q10: How can you lift an elephant
with one hand?
A: you will never find an elephant
that has
only one hand.
Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4
oranges in one hand and 4
apples and 3 oranges in other
hand, what
would you have?
A: very large hands.
Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to
build a
wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already
built.
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg
onto a
concrete floor
without cracking it?
A: Anyway you want, concrete
floors are very
hard to crack. So why teacher fail am
nau? Warri
no dey
carry last!!

dubem3: Ayo's daughter

The girl has been disturbing me for waterproof socks...wetin I go do....na to improvise na!

Rooneyboy: Onila baby , u are still waxing stronger with ur numerous threads

By the way , are u still a virgin

*just curious*

She was still the last time I checked!

..........and later fvck the hymen out of your damn V!

U remember what happened to Jack and "what's her name" at the later part aight!

After romance, na the KOKO!

[quote author=Miss_3v3]Lol Onila you make me laugh[/quote]She is the only CLOWN we gat on NL!

Till death do us part Onila!

Dubem begging....so frustrated!

Dogs just barking here jare!

The rated best might not always be the best most times!

When r they gonna ban this guy above. Abi na only me dey see am for every thread with this "spy" advert!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I blame GEJ[/quote]Na that president wey implement the scheme we suppose hold!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I am not sure of the pepper soup but the fish tastes good[/quote]

[quote author=Mynd_44]More like am I out of bed?[/quote]You are out of bed then!

How was the fish pepper soup last night?