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FamilyRe: If una no gree gimme money, contract and connections nko? by ayobase(m): 9:12pm On Oct 15, 2016
Ishilove:
My brother I now know why he is so aggressive. He is one of these IPOD yoots on Nairaland shouting 'Biafra or death'. cheesy

https://www.nairaland.com/3315576/nnamdi-kanu-sacked-ipob-leader/10#49339840

Nairaland says no to Biafra!! cheesy cheesy
Toooh!

He has reasons to be "aggressive" and angry for not sharing same ideology with him.

Above all, he likes/d you. wink


How far with Dyt?
Make una send me tp to go verify her case na.
FamilyRe: If una no gree gimme money, contract and connections nko? by ayobase(m): 8:25pm On Oct 15, 2016
Dyt:
I think I will actually prefer a contract/connection That would give me more money all the time
But I wouldn't still mind a token of 50k kiss
Idayatu! 50k?
That's my 2 months salary with leave allowance!
FamilyRe: If una no gree gimme money, contract and connections nko? by ayobase(m): 7:18pm On Oct 15, 2016
Dyt:
Dunno why people think its all jokes
I don't wanna rip people sha
I want those that can give 50k and won't feel it

It will be selfish of me to start taking donations from those that have little

Do you get where I am coming from?
Yes, I perfectly do get where you are coming from.

Sebi it is just like King David who took the only cattle of that poor man to entertain visitor when he had more than enough to slaughter for his visitor abi?
FamilyRe: If una no gree gimme money, contract and connections nko? by ayobase(m): 7:01pm On Oct 15, 2016
Ishilove:
Lol. No, I can't resist putting assholes like you in their place. I've been on ignore mode for so long but now I wanna let out some steam.

I asked a simple question "what makes this thread useless?" It was an innocuous enquiry but what was your response? What was the tone of your response? Is there anything insultive in the question I asked? Your defence is 'I can answer you any way I like', so you opted to be rude in your response to my question. No qualms, I too will give you 'any how yagayaga'.

You are rude, uncouth , arrogant and ill mannered and i'm currently primed to 'Suffer No Idiocy' mode so I will dish you your just desserts.
Lolz.

The guy didn't know the tail of the serpent has been stepped on before now.

Anger-mode still active!
FamilyRe: If una no gree gimme money, contract and connections nko? by ayobase(m): 6:54pm On Oct 15, 2016
Dyt:
cry cry cry
I am broke I need money I have account numbers
Fbn Gtb Diamond
I have ATM's for them and I get alert too
Epppp me before I leave Eppppppp


Jaybee3
Tearoses
Onegai
Efemenaxy
Mizmycoli
Funjosh
Ayobase
Thorpido
Anonimus na o or 0? undecided An0nimus
5minsmadness
Sisisioge
Caveatemptor
Walahi this is no jokes


If una no gree gimme money Contract nko?
Pls, kindly forward your NorthOmega Bank details to me.
Contract? What is your area of specialization?
CelebritiesRe: WOW! US Based Nigerian Fitness Model Flaunts Her Super-banging Body (photos) by ayobase(m): 8:38pm On Oct 14, 2016
Shym3xx:
Lmao @ "discombobulated" by a sket whose whole lexicon for cussing came from my old posts, with my signature words cos I don't have time to go back and forth with a miserable, ugly village biitch, and Cheap Internet sket. And a circus clown who likes throwing cheap shots lol.

I remember you lool. You were one of my victims in the past lool. I guess misery loves company and you rose from the dead on this thread lol. When the three of you are ready (you can go dig up other past victims), create a thread and I shall smack all of you together lool. It is nothing lol.
Who is among your victims! Seems your memory is failing you.

It is better you go harder cos that light at the end of the tunnel is far from being visible.

I am out of here.
PoliticsRe: 7 Before & After Photo Of Places In Lagos That Will Make You Say Wow 1958 & 2016 by ayobase(m): 7:53pm On Oct 14, 2016
Wow, I couldn't stop staring at both versions for "face-lifts".
Christianity EtcRe: I Am A Muslim But I Love Jesus — Emir Sanusi by ayobase(m): 6:59pm On Oct 14, 2016
Auki:
The Jesus (peace be on him), I know, whom I love as a Muslim, came to confirm a simple message-No brain gymnastic.

1.There is only ONE God, whom all depend. He begets not, nor is He begotten; And none is like Him.

2.He Jesus (peace be on him), like all messengers, was a prophet send only to convey the message of glad tiding to believers and warning of dire punishment to unbelievers. He never ascribe any divinity to himself, as either GOD, Son or operating partnership with God( trinity).

Later scribe exaggerated and invented Jesus divinity. Do your research it is actually worth doing.

Peace be on you(the reader)
[b][/b]
If God the creator of creatures can improvise
methods of reproduction (sexual and asexual) for his creatures, how dare we question him for having a son.

Or you think sey na only by involvement of Pen1s and vag1na?

Even, some are called son by adoption in our society.

God is omnipotent and omniscient. A creature of him like you wouldn't question or study the works of His hands. He is "awamaridi" - the "unsearchable".

I am also son of God.

What about that.


Do you believe Jesus resurrected on the 3rd and ascended into heaven?
Christianity EtcRe: I Am A Muslim But I Love Jesus — Emir Sanusi by ayobase(m): 6:44pm On Oct 14, 2016
For all my muslim friends on here, please bear with me as I unleash some Biblical proofs over some issues:

At least you accept the fact that Jesus Christ came into this world via a virgin Mary which makes a unique being among Prophets.

Can I say He was conceived without sin.

Sonship.

There in the Bible;

Matthew 3:17 says "And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased."

Mark: 1:11 says "And there came a voice from heaven, saying, Thou art my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased."

Mark: 9:7 says "And there was a cloud that overshadowed them: and a voice came out of the cloud, saying, This is my beloved Son: hear him."

Luke: 3:22. says "And the Holy Ghost descended in a bodily shape like a dove upon him, and a voice came from heaven, which said, Thou art my beloved Son; in thee I am well pleased."


Those are 3 of the 12 disciples of Jesus Christ giving accounts of what seen and heard while with Jesus Christ - more like news casting.



Tell me you don't believe in those.

Now the Jesus you believe in said this, coupled with written occurences by observers;

John: 10. 30. I and my Father are one.

John: 14. 20. At that day ye shall know that I am in my Father, and ye in me, and I in you.

Matthew: 7. 21. Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Matthew: 10. 33. But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

Matthew: 24. 36. But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

John: 5. 43. I am come in my Father's name, and ye receive me not: if another shall come in his own name, him ye will receive.

And many many more verses to establish fathership and sonship.

My question - why do you find it difficult to accept God calling Jesus Christ His son?

I learnt Mohammed was the Holy Spirit (Comforter) Jesus Christ said He will srnd while ascending into heaven.

John: 14. 26. But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.

With sound mind and logical reasoning, how can Muhammad of all Prophets with many scandals be the comforter!

Muhammed did not get an inch close to Jesus Christ to being a Comforter, let alone of being one himself.

Muhammed is con artist, he had ideas of the Bible which he was able to pick and manipulate verses to suit himself. We now have the Sunnis and Shites a result of his unresurrecting death.

Jesus Christ performed miracles while on earth coupled with His merciful disposition.

Muhammed is not close to being Comforter - that hooligan is far away from it.



Until you tell me the Bible has been compromised long before now, then those quoted verses remain valid.
CelebritiesRe: WOW! US Based Nigerian Fitness Model Flaunts Her Super-banging Body (photos) by ayobase(m): 5:32pm On Oct 14, 2016
Is shymmex still trying to play game of relevance after being "discombobulated" by sukkot and ishilove!

My brother, you better go reincarnate with another un-shymm-related moniker if u wanna remain patronised or relevant on NL.

He was indeed finished.


Ishilove, pls let us know once he drops more screenshots of your conversations.
CrimeRe: Emir's Marriage To 14-Year-Old Girl Irreversible - Katsina Emirates Council by ayobase(m): 4:13pm On Oct 14, 2016
TPAND:
Theological research has it that Mary gave birth to Jesus at the age of 15.

...
Can you give me reference please.
FamilyRe: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by ayobase(m): 4:33pm On Oct 12, 2016
moji26:
im sorry pls, I need to come in here, I dnt ve any nanny, there is no nanny with me, d old woman with me is d mother of my ex dat I'm pregnant for
What about drug related addiction as pointed out here?


Can you see now that your issue is causing issues on here.

You need to listen more and talk/complain less whenever you are being called wrt this matter on ground.

With your age and level of exposure, I'm sure you know how to settle with your mother, UNLESS you are punishing her intentionally for SOMETHING.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Exist Why Did He Locate African(Nigeria +Others) After 2,000years by ayobase(m): 4:06pm On Oct 12, 2016
Mekzyzeus:
Ode Op.. Israel and Egypt is in which continent?? grin cheesy
He has fine tuned the topic to counter your question.

The OP is indeed jobless and attention seeker.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Exist Why Did He Locate African(Nigeria +Others) After 2,000years by ayobase(m): 4:01pm On Oct 12, 2016
Edenoscar:
which beliefs are you calling harmless.If you become a leader of any sort wont you shape your views on your religious belief would it not affect me for example. now tell me if it's not harmfull
Oya explain how my religion is or could be harmful to you - be logical please.
FamilyRe: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by ayobase(m): 4:00pm On Oct 12, 2016
Dyt:
I should do abracadabra to Abuja? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided angry angry angry angry angry
Send me flight money
There is train na...first class!
And more secured and adventurous.
wink
FamilyRe: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by ayobase(m): 9:36am On Oct 12, 2016
Dyt:
It's no lie It's genuine
cry cry cry
Can you meet me in my office?
FamilyRe: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by ayobase(m): 9:34am On Oct 12, 2016
ifyalways:
Nothing but laziness, vain ego and sense of entitlement is wrong with the OP.

She emailed me threatening to kill herself if we don't give her money today which I promptly told her to go ahead please as I'm sure I owe her nothing.

Her mom will definitely take care of the baby when and if she puts to bed. She got her a nanny, she won't turn her back on her when she delivers.

OP, prolly needs money to flex, buy new stuff or travel out of the country.

She just have to grow up and take charge of her life. She doesn't need money nor is starving.
That's the summary.

I think I can now unfollow this thread.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Exist Why Did He Locate African(Nigeria +Others) After 2,000years by ayobase(m): 9:13am On Oct 12, 2016
1990news:
Define attention?. Christains have a way to hide behind their brain washed beliefs. You all need freedom.
It is obvious who needs freedom.

I have no business with you not believing in God, but you questioning my harmless belief in God.


You neither believe in who you know nothing about.
CelebritiesRe: Women Need No Men On This Planet At All – Nicki Minaj by ayobase(m): 9:10am On Oct 12, 2016
Christojo:
The singer made the declaration in an interview with Marie Claire magazine.

Minaj, who sat on two nude men on the cover of the magazine, said:

“Nowadays, I feel like (young women) see marrying into money, I think that’s a big thing now. I don’t want that to be a woman’s goal in life.

I want your goal in life to be to become an entrepreneur, a rich woman, a career-driven woman. You have to be able to know that you need no man on this planet at all, period, and he should feel that, because when a man feels that you need him, he acts differently.”


http://www.wapbullet.com/women-need-no-men-on-this-planet-at-all-nicki-minaj/
Why are you being mischievous with your titling!
Christianity EtcRe: If God Exist Why Did He Locate African(Nigeria +Others) After 2,000years by ayobase(m): 9:08am On Oct 12, 2016
1990news:
Its clear, you really dont have an answer to the question.


Really, if you are a fan of seun being an atheist, despite your religious belief and you recommend him to me, does that mean, seun is also your God?.
Answer this simple question:

What does the Bible call those that say there in no God?
RomanceRe: Most Embarrassing Moments In A Girl's Life. by ayobase(m): 9:00am On Oct 12, 2016
You ladies should talk another thing jare. Enough of menstrual matter jooh.
CultureRe: (photos) Olubadan Breaks 17 Years Jinx; Visits Alaafin Of Oyo by ayobase(m): 8:59am On Oct 12, 2016
Yoruba Kings breaking barriers.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Exist Why Did He Locate African(Nigeria +Others) After 2,000years by ayobase(m): 8:56am On Oct 12, 2016
1990news:
1. Really?. He revealed himself to who in Egypt and Ethiopie?.

2. Serious. Throw more light, because it is clear that your assertion has no backup.

3. Come on, even your bible identified sin in heaven, so what are you trying to cover up.
It is clear you have NO understanding of what you are up against.

You need to go learn from Seun to do better.

Arguing against what you ABSOLUTELY know nothing about is terrible.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Exist Why Did He Locate African(Nigeria +Others) After 2,000years by ayobase(m): 8:53am On Oct 12, 2016
martyns303:
1. God revealed himself in Africa (Egypt and Ethiopia) even before he revealed himself in Israel, it only took the appostles longer to reach every corner of the globe

2. God did not make any particular race better than the other. It is your minset that makes you believe so. Like you rightly said, in your "logical thinking"

3. God did not create sin, sin is not something that can be created. Sin is defiance to God's will. God gave humans free will, instead of making you like a robot. You using that gift of free will in defiance to God's command is what is defined as Sin.
Thanks brother.
God bless you.


It is clear the OP seeks for attention.
CrimeRe: Suspected Motorcycle Thief Beaten And Burnt To Death (photos) by ayobase(m): 8:49am On Oct 12, 2016
People take law into their hands with compromising justice system coupled with security incompetence from the government.

Vent of anger.
Christianity EtcRe: Adam's Sin In The Garden Almost Cost An Irrepairable Damage On Humanity. by ayobase(m): 8:46am On Oct 12, 2016
johnydon22:
Isn't it a cool story?

-Create a vulnerable human
-put him in the same garden with a snake that is more clever than them
-make them unable to know right from wrong
-then put a tree you don't want them to eat right there with them
-get angry when they eat it [even tho they do not know right and wrong before eating it]
-Blame them for your incompetence and their niavete
-then blame all humanity including the unborn ones for it.

If this story is not an exhibition of pure madness then i wonder what else it is..

This is what happens when you take Jewish folklore too serious
Your opinion counts not.

Is Vanderandrew's belief in any way harmful to you?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari: President Buhari Surrounded By ‘Strangers' - Guardian by ayobase(m): 8:43am On Oct 12, 2016
Strangers?

"Someone who you have not met before or do not know"

"Someone who has not experienced something"

"Someone who is in a new and unfamiliar place"


So, PMB surrounded himself with strangers at the detriment of Nigerian's well being.

No wonder.

Aisha Buhari knows better indeed!
RomanceRe: Make sure you do this before you marry by ayobase(m):
TrapQueen77:
shocked




Swear to whooooooooooo? Nawa...


U have so much superstitious beliefs... May I remind u, not all juju power works...
It creates fear.
PhonesRe: ! by ayobase(m): 8:37am On Oct 12, 2016
No issues? Broken screen no be issue?
EducationRe: Who Lies More, Guys Or Ladies? by ayobase(m): 8:36am On Oct 12, 2016
Gossip is more prevalent among the ladies, so they lie more.
RomanceRe: Make sure you do this before you marry by ayobase(m): 8:35am On Oct 12, 2016
The deadly oath should be on both sides to curb infidelity.

Well, there are cases where it is permitted for the man to cheat and marry more wives, but the wife(ves).

This situation is relative.

Op I concur with you for a singular instance.
Frankraj:
A marriage is supposed to be when you take a girl to a powerful Native doctor or powerful prophet for her to swear an aoth that she will never cheat on you, kill you or poison you .Any day she trys that or plans that she will run mad or die.this is what I call real marriage.
Is a scam to guys that you Will spend 3 million naira on a girl for wedding and traditional marriage and after that she will still be cheating on you and if you talk too much she may poison you or file for divorce and then run away with another man.enough is enough .if you are a wise man take my first option. let her swear first before you begin to commit your money on her in name of marriage.Nigerian girls have become more corrupt than politicians
The deadly oath should be on both sides to curb infidelity.

Well, there are cases where it is permitted for the man to cheat and marry more wives, but the wife(ves).

This situation is relative.

Op I concur with you for a singular instance.
LiteratureRe: Guilty! by ayobase(m): 8:23pm On Oct 10, 2016
JamesVIIILegend:
On Friday, June 12, this very year, I went with my lawyer friend, John Ojo to the Federal High Court, Akure, just to observe proceedings and learn more, but I never planned for the life-changing experience I got.
Festus led me to a courtroom where the next case was that of a man who strangled to death, a man and his wife; leaving alive their only daughter. I guess he was a sentimental criminal.
I could see the small girl among the court audience; she was playing with a plastic toy elephant. Her ponytails bouncing right and left on her fragile head. I looked on and wondered what the future holds for this little orphan but she was unperturbed. The girl laughed as she played with her toy and then, our eyes met.
I winked at her, smiling in pity as I did so. And though I was a stranger, she smiled back and even waved at me.
As I tried waving back, my heart sank and my teary eyes looked at her as she continued her play.
My sad thoughts were rudely interrupted by the noisy entry of the accused.
He was a large man with thick black unkempt beards littering his jaw. His large head was covered with scanty hair and as I looked into his hard face, I caught a smile escape from the corner of his mouth as he walked in. Despite the prods of the Security personnel around him, he walked slowly, nay, majestically to the bench just behind the dock.
I know I have said over and over again I never get angry, but at that moment, looking from the girl, who has now stopped her play, to the accused, I had to hold on the to the edge of my seat, just so I won't burst forward. What I felt in my heart against that man was more than anger; it was pure red hot wrath. And the calmness around him fuelled my wrath the more.
'COOOUUURT!' The announcement of the court clerk as the judge walked in did well to drag me out of my murderous thoughts.
The judge was a huge fat woman. Her flowing gown crawled behind her as she took her seat. She looked around the courtroom and when satisfied there was decorum, put on her glasses and asked for the case to be presented.
A lot of lawcourt rituals took place and then, the accused was led into the dock. Standing there, he was asked by the judge,
'Do you plead guilty or not guilty to the charges laid down?'
The court was silent now.
I looked towards the girl and I saw she had resumed playing with her toy, not the least bothered.
With his husk voice and a terrible baritone, the accused answered;
'Not Guilty!'
I heard it loud and clear and was still shaking my head in anger when the judge asked him to repeat his plea.
'I plead not guilty, my lord!' He said again confidently and then the unbelievable happened.
In the silence of the courtroom and with the gaze of the judge fixed on us all, this man laughed. I mean, the accused chuckled audibly.
And then, all hell broke loose.
A man sitting beside the girl whose parents were murdered stood up sharply and shouted in deep anger and pain.
'You killed my sister and you are laughing about it! You think you can go scot free?!'
The Clerk hit the gavel on his table to restore decorum but it was to no avail. Other members of the family also stood up and asked for the accused head.
I was still sitting, trying to hold back my own anger and respect the judge but then I saw what the accused was doing. I had to look twice to believe my eyes.
He was looking over his shoulder and smiling at his counsel.
I couldn't understand what was going on until I heard Festus whisper the accused name to my ears. It was then everything became obvious to me. I have heard of the man.
He was a very notorious man in the city. Almost everyone living with the city knew of him. He had a gang of thugs that he contracts out to politicians during elections. And he is now even friends with the Police Force.
It was then I understood what was going on, he had destroyed all evidence and he was so sure no one will be able to nail him with the law. With this knowledge, I felt a greater wave of anger course through my veins.
I stood up too and shouted alongside the family members, damning all consequences.
The court was now in ruckus; a large portion of the audience was on its feet, shouting and some women were already crying.
'He is guilty! He should be killed too!', I heard between sobs.
The clerk had a filled day trying to take control of the proceedings. Even the security men couldn't intervene. Some of them held the dead wife's brother from dashing into the dock where the murderous accused was held.
We were still in this rage, madness and anger when I heard it.
The ever so sweet voice of that girl. I knew she was saying something so I paused in my rage and looked at her again, trying to listen.
Out of the midst of shouting relatives, she was wriggling and trying to be heard.
I heard her voice again, and so did her uncle who had now stopped struggling with the Security.
And when he stopped, so many others stopped and followed his gaze until they saw the tiny little girl.
She was now in the space, walkway between the two columns of seats.
With tears dropping from her eyes, she held on to her Elephant toy and cried again.
Then she said it the third time.
'Let me see him'.
The court was silent now. I mean a deafening silence fell on the courtroom.
And then this girl said it again,
'Let me see the man'.
My hands started shaking as my heart broke from the little girl's soft and broken voice, laden with a pain I never could describe.
With her little feet, she walked to the accused and asked,
'Where is my mommy?', she was now crying softly.
'Where is my daddy?'
'Did you kill my mommy and daddy?'
Everyone in the court, including the clerk, just looked on in wonder, most of us weeping. And right then, I knew absolutely nothing more shocking will I ever witness.
'I saw you that day when you came to our house.' the girl continued between her painful sobs.
'Where is my mommy? I want to see my daddy!', she was almost wailing, each word breaking through my sorrowful heart.
Her cry rang out within the room. And even the bravado of the accused was shattered.
He dropped on his knees now and held the girl's soft hands.
'I am sorry', he whispered with the most broken voice I ever heard. It was a low voice but it was still so loud.
My nostrils were already blocked from tears by this time. I just wiped my eyes as my anger turned to pity. I brought out my handkerchief and wiped some tears away from my eyes. Whether I was standing or sitting, I can't even remember now. All I know is that I cried. Who wouldn't?
A murderer who killed and maimed. A child whose entire family were wiped away. Both holding hands in front of the judge. and both of them were in tears.
The girl stopped her wails and wiped her eyes with the back of her hands. After some seconds, she found her voice.
'I forgive you sir', she said, searching his face.
At that moment, I caught a glimmer of tears fall on the judge's cheek, the sorrow liquid gathering on her eyes and blocking her vision. With shaky hands, she removed the glasses and wiped her eyes too.
'We were told in children church that we should forgive those who make us cry or sad if they are sorry'. The girl continued in her solemn voice.
Turning to the judge, with her toy still in her hands, this girl pleaded.
'I forgive him sir; please let him go.'
The court went dead silent as the tiny voice said those words.
The Murderer, whose look was now of a weary man, looked down on the little girl feet, ashamed to look at her face, and I saw something changed in his eyes.
He dropped his head and said,
'I am sorry child; I am sorry.'
He then stood upright, shook his head, looked to the judge and cried out,
'I am guilty my lord'.
I, and every single person present in the court, looked with tears in our eyes as the girl put her tiny arms around the murderer's legs.
'It is alright', with a sorrowful smile, she said.
'It is alright sir'.
'Please don't cry'.
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Although the story above is purely 100 percent fiction, it goes a long way to illustrate the love of God toward us all; and that no matter our sins, he is ready to cleanse and forgive us if only we ask. God loves you too. Give your life to him.
You composed it?

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