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Encyclopedia1:
Don't make me laugh too much.... Na holy spirit write this one or Hunan spirit? Pls stop the lies against God. While this guy (sure not Prophet Solomon) was writing this, he was over drunk. I beg talk something else.

How did you know he was drunk?
Answer please.

Was he also drunk writing the book of Proverbs?
Answer please.

Thanks.

TeamSimple:
I don hear another one today..'There are parts (bible) written by God'

I'm sorry you don't understand.

It is a pity you argue against what you know nothing about. You need to learn from Seun.

4everGod:
@Thesixthsense for the first time in a while I will disagree with you even though I agree with certain portions of your writeup but the whole message is wrongly packaged and would rather create chaos in the body and not light.

Peronally thr book " Goodmorning Holy Spirit" helped me in my early Christian days but I learnt early to balance everything using Scriptures from the Bible so I filtered every book using the Bible.

I had to understand the value of thr Holy spirit before I sought for Him and received the baptism of the Holy ghost and the gifts of word of knowledge, gift of faith and working of miracles.

What your message should have focused on is on motive! Why do we do what we do? Why do we seek what we seek? There are many true believers under the tutelage of Benny Hinn and many who have come from Oral Roberts...People like the Late Benson Idahosa who I came from are examples.

Benny Hinn seeking the anointing on Kathryn could have been based on desire and belief that if Same could happen between Elijah and Elisha then he could get same.

Some people are redical with desire but how you would know they are on track are by their fruits or via discernment. Your switching off moment has happened a lot to me as well but I do not let that give me an "I am better than you" attitude or an "I am holier than you" attitude. I rather channel my strenght towards praying for them even more and not bashing them.

Not everything about a mans walk with God is open for us to see but his manifestations are and yes sometimes God can demand a seed for a harvest and the Holy spirit can witness same to many others listening and they would jump on it but if you switched off at that point how are you sure u were not being either emotional or the seed time was not for you at that time?

Surely you have sown in other places...surely you have given to the needy....Sowing for a believer is not to be seen as sowing but as giving. ..God is not a gambler.

its not too late to take down the thread. The whole essence of our message is Love and not division and further divisions. All you have written here has been captured by Paul in much of his books in the bible so let those with the spirit of the berean Christians read it and allow the Holy Spirit to open their eyes to the truth.

This platform is a mixed multitude platform and the owner being an atheist has quickly pushed this to front page and I believe that it may be a ploy to further say .."I was right..the church is messed up" and you are encouraging it.

Let us all be mindful of our moderation brother.

God bless you.

God bless you.

I wouldn't have said it any better.

realmindz:
Exactly, just as God permitted Solomon to have hundreds of wives and concubines

And the same tells you, "vanity upon vanity, all is vanity".

Learn from others' experiences.

Did he ask God for permission to marry them?

where is smellymouth sef.

My brother, ask her the reason she avoids kissing you when her EX said she is a good kisser.

We can now have peace of mind.

uboma:
lol.

Your preferred method cannot provide 100% guarantee.

The semen is enough to impregnate a woman.....


I agree that women are always at the receiving end. It is a pity though.


there are some methods meant for men but it is irreversible when applied.

Hmmm!

When at the bridge, we shall surely cross.

My wife will be allowed to choose what she prefers, then scrutinize thoroughly before administering.

Your bimmer would have been long bought if not for economy current state, and you no wan gree 600k.

Make we dey see sha, na Abuja we kuku dey.

vladimiros:
I blame the idiotic nigerian parents for believing in this hype

in germany only 60% of their secondary school grads go to unis, the rest are in technical schools

here we want degree without industrialization

Why calling Parents idiot?

What happens to government?

Will you be effortlessly comfortable with your children dropping out of school.

Ishilove:
My story remains unchanged. I learnt it in school!

Why u come dey laugh?
Uboma, have you sold your Bimmer?

I will stay put with Condom, 8mins of flesh to flesh, then 2mins of Condom for last episode.

I don't think i'm gonna be comfortable with poking, implanting, inserting, and injecting my wife for birth control.

Women are always at the receiving end, when dem go discover for Men too...lol

olanshile2016:
and the Bible was written by the holy ghost

Was inspired...

And yes, there are parts written by God.

God permitted sex between the married, and he talking about shouldn't be an issue.

So what are you implying, or you just feel like talking?

Seun, I guess you know the purposes of palm?

dont8:
Yeah, thanks.

It was painful I missed your wedding, but hope when madam gives birth, the naming would be in Lagos sha.

I perfectly understand bro.

It was during Christmas rush, and there were plans.

No ooh, it is gonna be in Minna by His grace.

We kuku get hAIRPORT for here...lol

dont8:
Thanks Jay, I really appreciate your effort, God bless you.

Thanks Ayo, that name Oluwafunmilayo was dedicated to someone special on this forum.

I'm glad to be associated, even if it's indirect.

DrinkWater10:
Hi Ayobase I am currently following an old thread on NL in which you participate heavily.
Dont ask me which one 'cause i won't tell.

That thread where we all shared sexiest and all funny experiences, launched by samobo aight?

This, https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable

macfreeman007:
Hello nairaland, am selling my clean camry trust me the gear,engine and ac is 100%...euro spec, day light runinng
New number plate
Fuel - Petrol
Engine - 4 Plugs
Colour - black
Audio - CD/AM/FM
Air Conditioner - Factory (chilling)
Steering - Power
All Air Bags - Intact
Gear Transmission - Automatic
Mirrors - Power Control
Doors - 4 - Power Lock
Windows - power control
Alloy Rim
Call 08035766733, 090818577144, bb pin 7b433938
Location is apapa/ojo lagos state...work and home

Milage Sir?

I call him Michael Jackson of Yoruba race.

Mrtesso:
My humble obligation to serve sir. Thanks

About the car, yes it can be driven to Abaji. Regarding repair costs, I shall make current enquiries about that. Last estimate I was given was #74,050.

thanks much sir.
I will be expecting while I do my findings here as well.

Happy Birthday Aaliyah Oluwafunmilayo.

Wishing you more years ahead in sound health by His grace.

You shall be great and far greater than your parents.

You shall be what God has destined you to be by His grace.

Terseer:
Still available

Good morning bro,

Pls, what's the milage so far?

Thanks.

sinoprojects:
Still available

It would have been better you place price tags for people to be more interested.

Mrtesso:
Used Nissan Altima for sale by owner.

The Car is...fairly owkay, has fabric interior, quite neat.
first paint, hasnt ever been sprayed, but likely needs one now.
Engine has been replaced, so drives pretty much well.
Transmission also has a fair performance.
Ac works, all other interior controls and functions perform well.
Some other squeaks and wailing associated with wear and tear.
The head lamps and tail lamps may need replacing, as they are among the few that witnessed Yar'Adua's administration.

basically, the car needs someone with a desire to maintain it, and its gonna be back to life.

if ure interesteed kindly give me a call for inspection.

08032629063


NB: Pls find attached photos of the vehicle.

I have been seeing sellers on here, but I have never seen one as transparent as you are.

Keep it up Sir.

Can the car make it to Abuja same day?

And how much do you think can fix the fixables you mentioned?

Can you imagine.

So, they should stop going to Aso Villa.
And APC promised us 100days.

Well, they should direct them where to go, if na Otukpo!

Maybe their incessant parading have become very annoying for the Presidency to deal with, thus causing Ojudu to have fired at them undiplomatically.

Dahkogrin007:
only u

You will know when you activate your search option on Nairaland, and when did you join nairaland?

lukasmuyiwa:
its not a matter of joke or something.... m just asking

For asking, it means you have a very good heart.

Nevertheless, there is no way we can know if we are not informed by a friend.

Some accounts have stopped functioning days, weeks, months and years without knowing their fates.

What you should be worried about is the legacy you are gonna live behind when you are no more on here.

I know of more than 6 nairalanders who have died.

Nasiru Shua’ibu, a professor in the Biochemical Parasitology Department of Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria, has developed a new malaria vaccine to prevent high rate of death from malaria fever.

Now, that's an active prof.

Was is not for this same purpose a student, Adeyeye Olorunfemi of UNILAG was rusticated for calling his Professor and VC out.

... the economy is crumbling, where is Dr. Nduibisi Nwokoma of the Economics department? Buhari is still waiting for your economic model computation and those econometrics rubbish theories you teach your students. Prof. G.L Oyekan!.., there is infrastructural decay! Prof. Idoro Godwin, buildings are collapsing and projects are poorly handled! This is not project planning class where you come to disturb students with your unending battery of questions e.g What is Objective?..answer – Objective is ….Question 2 – What is “is”? What a comedian!


Vice Chancellor sir, you remain a first class Chemical engineering graduate from Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile- Ife. What has happened to the Great Ife in you? Our power generation is deteriorating and you are alive. The nation’s investment of knowledge on you to make you a scholar is a WASTE. Your first class honours degree is the true definition of a FIASCO...

Ishilove:
HungerBAD, see your specs
This blackness na helele

Laugh@helele
I thought u love them wealthy, black and shine.
Abi hungerBAD no get money ni.

Davonjagah:
boss if in your attempt to EPP. you lie like this. who you epp

He meant GPA, not CGPA.

badman007:
I refused to read and understand? That's the problem with the likes of you, you like to read and swallow everything hook line and sinker. I pray you'd grow up one day and learn to think for yourself and ask questions.

Mbok, would you sell your car to buy petrol?

You don't need to misinterpret someone to satisfy your curiosity. The message is clear as Dangote related. He didn't mention only China.

Nevertheless, one looks more stupid when one fails to accept one's mistake, but covering it up.

I have given up you.

Take care.

Tooooh!

Imagine this long beautifully written, but foolish post trying so hard to tell us fornication is right.

Sex is created for the married, and anything beyond or below this standard is spiritually and morally wrong and sin unto God.

And here is Patrick Benblag who is supposed to be Christian being antichrist.

The spirit of the last days though.

So your daughters can sleep around without bothering you abi Mr. Patrick Benblag!

Ladies, your virginity is your pride, guide it and be proud to be one if still intact.




Some stupid persons make winning of souls difficult during evangelism.

Imagine how I would have felt if a Muslim has written this, but now...

Why will they wanna embrace Christianity with messages as this, and with our ladies dressing like whores, even to churches and among others.

How can a lady who is always decently dressed be persuaded to embrace fold of indecent ones.

They mock and laugh at us, telling their children never to embrace the lifestyle of Christians. And truly we sometimes look like infidels. We are set if bad examples.

And mostly, ladies bringing shame to the Christendom.


Now imagine this Patrick Benblag also commending premarital sex.

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