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jokings:
Our mechanics make house calls 7days a week

Any branch or representative in Kaduna, Abuja and Minna?

Svelteb:
I am liking this new Isha ............i had thougt she would grow to become this and not the nonsense she was earlier

See you life!

So na here u dey.

No wonder I no dey see my meals in time....and burnt sometimes.

greatgod2012:
Well, well, well! We met o.
I really don't know how to do this!

I have always preferred anonymity both in my giving and doing underground searching.



So, I asked her so many questions o, ranging from the Hubby's job and hers, welfare of the kids. She truly need help but I've let her realize that the begging has been to many these days on NL which makes her thread to be at the wrong time. I also let her know that the economy is not favourable to many.

She said her husband left for Ibadan to squat with a friend and to find something doing when they could no longer afford to pay the house rent and that since he left, he hasn't sent anything to them.

She said her pastor's wife is the one that is accommodating her and the kids, that she's also the owner of the small school where she's managing presently, but the pay has been so meagre and not enough for feeding for one week, but the woman has really tried for them, so, its difficult for her to confront the woman.

I also advised her to look for a bigger school or other working places where she can earn more than what she's presently earning.

I have told her to be ready for screening and verifications and that being absolutely truthful, honest and modest will go a long way in finding help.


Abo mi re o!

God bless for the time.

Readonee35L:
Is it by force to buy this car.
What's your problem.why not ignore .
You have no money to buy a bike. Yet you're disturbing the whole forum .
250k is not bad for the car.
If you can't buy it from the op.
You walk away

Accepted, I lack money to buy a bike, but I don't lack the common sense to know that 250k for that fix-this-fix-that old car is unworthy.

My message needs no interpretation.


As we have "too good to be true", so we have "too terrible to be accepted."

Both should be frowned at.

Readonee35L:
Quit fooling around people's thread if you have nothing to buy.
You keep on pricing things all over.
If the owner decides to see this car 120 like u stated, you'd change your price to 70k or flee of the thread because that's what you do

You need to stop fooling around.

Where did u read anybody pricing 120K, let alone of buying.

Old car with V6 engine has many tribulations and trials and the owner is asking for 250k.


Can you buy that at that amount.


Have you seen the transformed car sold by diportivo...that's a good price with conditions of car.


OP, you can ask for that 250k if car is fixed.

Seunaina2:
I have a Toyota Camry 3s for sale for N250k

Manual v6 good engine.

Shaft and absorber needs to be changed.

Power steering needs repair.

Location Ojodu Berger

Interested buyers only 09099190303

1. OLD V6 Engine.

2. Shaft needs to be changed.

3. Absorber needs to be changed.

4. Interior needs to be worked on.

5. Painting as well.

6. Power steering needs repair.


If all aforementioned are in order, the car will be okay at 120-150k, but with these BUTS, e no suppose pass 30k-50k patapata.


No a/c
No airbag
No better sound system.

Haba bros!

Na alloy rim?

NgcoboP:
well ayobase might be of help

diportivo is good with this sort of deal.

I still dey envy that transformed mazda v6 626.

NgcoboP:
390 pm me

You ehn!

Lennycool:
Is that the only contradiction you can address

And why did u still refer to it as a contradiction?
Boy, always verify any piece of information before dishing out.

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Lennycool:
Who gives a rat's ass if your disappointed? You and your opinions are inconsequential.

You didn't debunk my objective.

Well, I will be getting across to you very soon despite my tight schedule.

You need to stop misleading people, and littering the internet with wrong pieces of information.

Seun:
Do you know why God allowed those contradictions in the first place, knowing that their existence would cause many people to doubt God?

You among all atheists.

I am so disappointed in you.

Why didn't didn't you bother to confirm how true the contradictions are?


So Goliath and Goliath's brother are the same person abi!

Godwin978:
good day nairalanders. well am here to make my confessions i dont know if you will fine any where in your heart to forgive me. but if you forgive me the lord will also forgive you. please dont look at the past what i ve done to you. everyone must ve known me if not few. GODWIN978 thats my user name. let me summarize it. i registered on NAIRALAND on 1st April 2013 since then i ve been scamming many people of their Airtime. i often post unlimited browsing asking people to send me airtime. before i could send the code which he/she requested for.and after i receive the airtime i wont send what you paid for nor will i answer your call. i ve been into this act for more than 3years and now i realize how bad it is. if i ve scammed you please do forgive me. please forgive me good people of nairaland and i promise never to go back into that act. i was used by satan and want to fully give my life now to CHRIST please pray to god to forgive me. God bless you for doing so. Thanks for reading

You should start with your DP if you are indeed born again.

Like cutting down sugar content by 6.3% abi.

That's like from 89.7% to 83.4%.

Still on the high side.

I doubt if it's gonna affect the North if sugar content is being cut down, cos something not (very) sugary/sweet doesn't sell in the North.

Business strategy. I hope it works for him.
I love the design.

Rate of crime in America is unarguably on the high side.


May her gentle soul rest in peace.

Communication.

sukkot:
dat nigga always talking about mens looks lolzz. weirdo. first he started talking about ayobase looks and now yomi. he admiring these mens looks

Thunder fire devil.

Ishilove:
You're explaining this basic fact to someone who deliberately wants to slander another person just to feel good about himself. He won't post any other shot apart from the initial automated response because he knows he will be exposed as the lying, pathetic, inferiority complex stricken nonentity he truly is.

You know he forgets things easily.

Dishing him a step-by-step guide for dummies aint a bad idea.

Been calling out and magnifying his foolishness.

Shymm3xx:
Lol, you can't even afford body lotion for ya body, looking all ashy as fvck like ashy Larry - yet you're running ya mouth lol. You also wore ya girl's blouse loool. Dirty and broke ashy fvcker lool. I'll spit in ya face and, you and I can NEVER be on the same level, you dirty villager lool.

Also, when ya head to body ratio is disproportionate - it's a deformity called: Congenital Hydrocephalus loool. Go seek medical help.

You're already deformed as it's, while looking broke, ugly, and ashy as fvck in ya girl's blouse. That alone should make you wanna take ya life. All I'm doing is give you ya funeral loool.

Congenital Hydrocephalus having mofo lol.

I'm out! Lol.

I swear, you need medical attention - psychosis.

Full blown incurable and untameable madness is always the result of delayed untreated psychosis.

Tell me boy, when last did you soliloquise?

Joavid:


I'm taking note of all the monikers here. so when Sukkot and shymexx are back on chatting and being friendly next week, will call y'all.

We just unwinding.

Shym3xx:
Ayobase,

How the fvck does ya body carry that big arse head of yours, without breaking down?

This nyggah looks like a midget. And he's ashy as fvck. Don't they sell body cream wherever the fvck you live?

And this guy is wearing a female top...where they do that at, faggit?

Dirty villager.

My body and head are relatively proportional to each other, thus the balance and comfort.

I heard your body couldn't support your head. How true is that boy?

Don't tell me you are undergoing head-gyming to cure your foolishness.

Let me tell you something boy - no matter how you gym that octagonal head of yours, it can never activate wisdom or decorum. NEVER!

Tell me boy, who has been fooling you all along?


They sell body cream in my area, but I don't bleach like you boy. Heard of black and shine?

My wear? It is apparent you have no sense of fashion. What do you know apart from Timbs!


Why do I have this feeling Shym3xx is of the same age with my little brother.


Enough of corrections.
I remain your role model boy.

Shym3xx:
Ayobase

This is ya funeral lol.

Look at this dirty ashy nyggah with disproportionate head to body ratio loooooooooooooool.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/674rpvi8fmgztqf7i4kuscmpjqmw4zgw74656[/img]


Darn! And this is the nyggah running his mouth? This nyggah is ugly, ashy, and broke.

That's what we call Ori e big Opolo e dey.

Show me your octagonal head make I see.

Shym3xx:
Oh, shut the fvck up, faggit arse village idiot with amala for brain matter and the tiger claw scratches all over ya face loool. What type of real man names himself "base", if not a faggit? Lool. Do you even know what the connotation for base is, flaming faggit?

Corny git naming himself after arse lol. Your arse got whooped in the past, in the foreign section. Disappeared for a long time...but now you found ya voice to jock a next faggit like a coward. I blame ya cowardly pops for a raising a weakling lool. Son of a crack LovePeddler lol.

Change location, yano lol. Monkey.

All I can see is "faggit" here and there.

Dirty little poor thing.
You remind me of Oliver Twist.

... Oliver Twist is the title character and protagonist of the novel Oliver .... He is
effectively the lowest form of life in England, living in a dirty house, eating meager portions of gruel, and working long days...

Boy, I'm far above you in this game.

It is so obvious your life has no "base", if not you won't be fooling around "ayobase" when you can't decipher.

The joke is on you, as your life remains a total dry joke.

Ask questions when you can't comprehend.

*laughing* Na my pix dey even give you inspiration.

You wanna get more pictures for inspirations? Click on my twitter handle. BINGO!

goodlifehyd:
If because Jesus (ASW) was not given birth to the normal way me and you were given birth to then Adam (ASW) would be a greater GOD to Jesus (ASW)

How one was is born doesn't define greatness, but the purpose(s) fulfilled while on planet earth.

Jesus Christ defined His purpose, and He as well fulfilled it.

Shym3xx:
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Nah, ugly and ashy bastard, the frustrated one and failure is the biitch that got rejected in 2012 and hasn't moved on since then.

And the frustration and failure shall continued to be ignored despite crying everyday.

Ask ya father what frustration and failure mean, and he'll show you the picture below:

https://i.imgur.com/QINdHIH.jpg

Yes, anybody can decide to send PM to anyone.

And for the very first time, permission must be granted by the receiver to establish line of communication.

I am yet to see your permission, let alone of ishilove's subsequent messages in your screenshots.

Am I asking for too much?


It simply means you can call me a gay for PMing you, even when I haven't stated my purpose of emailing.

Shym3xx:
Loool.

This gay bastard still can't leave me out of his homo fantasies. May ya mum be rap3d by a pitbull for even having sexual fantasies about me, faggit bastard lool. I bet ya pops was killed for homosexuality- like father, like son lol.

I told you to stop quoting me, bastard. How can a man be stalking a next man? Loooool

And you keep "staining us with the bile flavoured spittle of all your failures and frustrations" just as ishilove pointed out.

She re-murdered you in that post - phlegm of all wastes!

Must you cuss. Diss like a gentleman.