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xynerise: Hanging upside down like a bat on our back gate doing some acrobatics when my hand slipped. Men! God truely exist. I landed with my face

harlos: Do u remeber running after those white birds and singing "leke leke give me ten finger...

xynerise: I almost ended up like Judas is carrot after watching a movie where a man commited suicide by hanging himself on a tree. I took our "ifami" rope and hung it on a coconut tree and tied around my neck like the idio.t I was. I was standing on a 25litres keg. I removed it and come see as I dey bleat like christmas goat . I cant remember who saved me.

dominique: There was this hospital that dumped its garbage in the bush behind its fence, and that's our 'short cut' route from pry school. Back then we picked used needles and played doctor chasing ourselves with them . I got pricked a couple of times and we never reported any of these to our folks. Thank God none of us caught tetanus or any horrible infection. I wonder why some kids weren't so lucky like the one that drowned in a soakaway

slimyem: ..Playing Toofan while jumping from a tree to another over naked fire....
...Playing "baba mi ko le be"...
...there's this other nonsense in which we'll use one hand to pull our eyelashes,and use the other to push out the red part of the eye to act and play blind..dunno what its called..
Na wa!!!

xynerise: Those days we used to use bag of garri as vehicle where one person will sit on it and another stronger person will be pulling it on a cemented floor. We did it until the bag will tear to pieces and even affect someone's pant .

sucezTP: ......
He alone owns my thing.......

Dominiquez: Pls watch ur words this is not ur fathers property.

Idowuogbo: sharrap!!! 7500 is reasonable compare to half a mil for VIP, i dey madt? d only person i fit squeeze drop am for na FELA, and i must get a lap dance join the money i drop.

uihebom: Is it dat you guys don't understand what is going on in Abuja, 1. The organizers were greedy. 2. How can you take a show to abuja wen people are scared of bombs, to go church na wahala, to go to club is now a problem cos of the security situations. 3. They most be stu pid to take keril hilson to Abuja ignoring all the security challenges. 4. That's why I respect lagos no mata how small it is tickets will always sell out. Every weekend lagosians are looking for where to catch fun. Look @ Serena and Venus visit, my Broda you need to see the crowd, no place to park cars again. From poor to middle class to very rich people all came together to see dis ladies. Rick Ross nko? It was crazy, crowd of people. No space inside the venue outside was crazy. Gospel concerts like THE EXPERIENCE that alwas have close to 1m people in attendance in lagos, Why don't the organizers take it to abuja. If I'm a promoter the last place to put a show is Abuja for now.

Obidonreal: abuja na d main place,lagos is too congested n dirty,abuja attracts foreign investors,capital city where everything dey happen,make una no call lagos,lagos is getting worse by d day

sucezTP: Which kain pillow be dis...
That nonsense pillow can never cuddle me the way my man does..
I prefer missing him while away to buying that useless pillow..
God forbid bad thing..
I dey vex o...

cyril83: who are diz fat lips derailing thread

DAvIt0: pople go just dey blog rubbish. fans came after all twas fun thoooo

pDude: You better don't tell him. Keep your mouth shut. It is not everything you should tell your spouse. Apply wisdom my dear.

190: Dis certainly can't cure my love for sex

speedyboi: I guess ijebabe don lost..... Me I just dey look una ni oo.....I go soon ban all of una for derailing this thread!

Shollypopz: Dayuum!! !@ayobase, I never knew u could go in like this oo?? Chei, I dey use small eyes look u before ooo. Now I know to tighten my belt when I get into an e-fight with u.

virgo: Hmmmm, this still brings me back to my assertions that the pettiness among some women is due to society's conditioning. So there might just be hope after all.