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dopeJemi: Oboy na wa oh.


Na me dis boy dey calL spiritual husband so

My guy, see as ur buy wahala!

Yanga sleep jeje, u go wake am

I don laugh tire for here

So ur new name na 'spiritual husband'.......gbuhahahaha!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Hmmm[/quote]Seconded?

ItsModella: The guy dey trip seriously...he even opened a thread about it.

Abeg, where the prayer warriors dey? you are highly needed on this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/1093025/pastors-please

Na wa o!

Another.......on NL!

He likes u though...NO DOUBT...let me go check out the thread!

LOL!

dopeJemi: I'm gon' kiss shid outta it till it bcoms straight

Shine ur eyes before u go ahead.....

dopeJemi: I'm gon' kiss shid outta it till it bcoms straight

Look at ur back before you kiss that mouth.....

Shollypopz: I'm telling the elders, I can now see the kind of in-law u are

E no matter na...it happens sometimes....an elder sister will lure a man into a family, and he ends up with the younger sweet-sixteen!

Shollypopz: why??
.......

From e-marriage to court of law, and to sprirtual matters!

U no dey enjoy as each phase unfolds....we are gonna be hearing about another soon!

The most interesting, the bridesmaid-becoming-the-bride and bridegroom share the same siggy!

Okay na!

Kirinwa: Trust me brother I have but it will be wicked of me to keep mute when I know the truth.I won't forgive myself then but having shared my personal experience and Modella choosing not to understand I am clean and innocent of whatever comes from this. She go use her head carry am.

Modella, be careful o.....this guy dey serious walahi!

Like he knows what he is talking about!

shymexx: For example, if you look at the history of black naming of the 19th century you have names like African, Afro-Saxon, Anglo-African, colored, free people of color, Negro, and each one of these self-named identities are saying something about the relationship to the larger world.

And when black people early in the 19th century stopped calling themselves African and began calling themselves Negro or colored American, it was to make claims upon citizenship. It was to say look, you want to send us back to Africa, and even though we may feel ourselves of African descent, we want to claim American-ness, claim "colored American," claim "Negro," in order to support our claims to being in this country.

http://www.pbs.org/race/000_About/002_04-background-02-05.htm

There are some nicknames u love bearing years back, but now.

Change is constant.

The word negro is now offensive, and u also know that u can be beaten to comma if......

U were correct though, also were others, but.......!

Hiaaa!

Thread so derailed that it can't be closed by the MODS!

Its like its really fetching Seun the 2 cents!

[quote author=acidosis™]Yes o my brother.. we all would leave this earth someday.. just that we don't know how & when.. and when it comes.. my god! another man would mount the position, acquire the mansions, all the cars, jets, etcera..[/quote]We should just always be good, and always giving back to the society!

The OP is satisfied!
Hmmm!

Pastormustwack.....u must wack indeed!

Is this a mean to advertise and encourage bestiality?

Happy....switched over to real madrid when the Inter's goal was cancelled. So the ass. ref could see that, but not soo obvious Juve's!

Im patiently waiting!

Americans would be the greatest ingrates ever if Obama loses!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Die[/quote]If u love Onila ''Die'', then why the pretence!

Tell her na!

davidylan: you'd be shocked how many "literate" parents do this. It is simply down to too many parents lacking the required skills for raising kids.

I can still deduce ''illiteracy'' from ur point.
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Of course, we have eduacted illeterates!
They wont if they know what they are doing!

seedord247: I think yoruba folks do.

How r u gonna react if called f00l...must u pple always?

Onila, don't mind them boys...they are simply saying that so that u can prove to them that u gat game!
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Mynd, no lie....u love Onila!

Onila bebe....no mind the bad belles jare.
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U people just derailed this sweet thread....for why?
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Mynd, wetin Onila do u na?

dopeJemi: .....Shollypops, watchu fink about d bridesmaid becoming d bride uhn?
......

Interesting!

ItsModella: Sorry o!!! You know you're my chief bridesmaid already. He is yet to pay bride-price. My father and his kinsmen have dropped the marriage list.
In addition to the yam, wine and fruits, he needs to bring money for aso ebi
2 dozens of kolanuts
10 gallons of palm wine
10 cows, 20 goats
15 cartons of Star
13 cartons of mineral
2 bottles of Schnapps
Hollandis material for my mother's family
George material for my father's family.

Note that this list is tentative and is subject to change.

All these for marriage of one week....habamana aboki!

Kirinwa: Most of the things we joke about in life have spiritual implications which can bring failure, disappointment, death etc You may not understand.Trust me I know what am saying I was once a victim in Facebook.It nearly cost my life. God intervened.Stories like that of Cynthia Osukogu would have meant nothing to you if not for the media and online attention given to it. Am serious.

Mr. Man dont be a wet blanket abeg....u no get sense of humour ni?

[quote author=~vicky~]
where are the wedding pictures[/quote]The DJ is already here!
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Dailynews is the pastor!

k2039: quote those post on this thread for the benefit of those of us who werent opportuned to witness your conversation and bet on the sport section.


Present your evidence,the hearing begins.

https://www.legaljuice.com/judge.gif

Im a witness!

dopeJemi: Nau, 4 dose of u dat were in D sports section, dis shud be no surprise 2 u cuz u all saw wah happened btwin me n modella, we made a bet on d match btwin manchester united and arsenaL.

D bet was, if manchester united won, she would be mah e-woman, and she agreed 2 d bet buh unfortunately 4 her, we WON

So I'd want u guyz in d romance section 2 witness our wedding ceremony n be part of it.

Drinks- checked
Fried rice n salad- checked
Red Wine- checked
Comedians n musicians- checked


I knw some peeps will be jealous. E.g mynd44

Buh not 2 worry, its only 4 a week


Let d ceremony begin

Where mah wife at

Are u gonna enter thr zanga also?

Its simply illiteracy!

I thought its gonna be a sentence....''dont argue back, be silent''

[quote author=acidosis™]know that your people are following you like tweeter when:[/quote]All I can say is RIP!

I eavesdropped.
''Don,t worry Wenger. And do no cry. Its gonna be alright. I won't score during the second half'' VP told Wenger.
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After he gave his jersey to that one. U can squeeze the sweat. Taking it will pap will do d magic for u!


LMAO.....On top of the table!