₦airaland Forum

[quote author=Mynd_44]So?[/quote]U dey try ma abi?
Wait for it!

Rooneyboy: she's my very good paddy bro.

Just yanking una chains....lets get on with the abacha and d agbalumo!

dubem3: if you wanna, we could make it a duo thing

DUO!

dont8: Darling, it's Wiz Khalifa, we'll visit his show together when next is in Lagos.

Did u read the message above ur post?

dubem3: ^^^if am not mistaken,we already have lost in lagos there.
thanx all the same.
u no be like this people wet get derailing spirit

A derailer moderating!
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LOL!

ijebabe: ^I can't believe I missed that.
That goes without saying, its a must!

Its new, I can bet why you forgot.
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Do u do it also?

dubem3: AY, i de see you
MYND no show urself here oh

Buddy, I no wan interfere o!
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Howz ur end...happy Sallah day!

ijebabe: I dey fear those haramis but let's see

Bebe, Abuja is peaceful o...very very!
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U r gonna enjoy it....we gat strippers' club here....more fascinating sights to write about!

Shollypopz: lol, I can't even be mad @ him. A lot of my black/Nigerian friends said the same thing. It's sad but the truth

I gez its high time we started with ''whites?...SMH for em, white man ways, what a white man, and d likes of sarcastic phrases''
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Its sad, then lets equate the truth!
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Im SO proud to be black man!
Dem whites are missing....sules!
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Blacks calling black aint sarcastic, but when white fool calls, unless na close buddy!

[quote author=Stella_Bella]YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MI CARO IS READY![/quote]Where are we painting red?

Just heard on news now.
Johnson, a 25yrs old Chemical Engineering student of Nasarawa State Polytechnic, was found guilty for stealing motorcycle by Mr. Azuma Oka, the chairman of the vigilante group in the zone.
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His remain was found in a bush after days of searching by family and friends.
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He was found burnt, with stones around his remain (must have been stoned to a coma before being burnt)
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Another ALUU act!
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The suspects have been arrested!
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Hmmmm!
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One unresolved yet!

BlackBaron: Black people

Meaning.....

salafiyy: MY BEST TEACHER IS MUHAMMAD THE SON OF ABDULLAH THE PROPHET OF ALLAH (GOD), i think he should be everyones teacher too

We are not talking about spritual fathers, but school teachers.
Read the topic again biko.

ijebabe: ^It's only a matter of time and the list is getting longer!

What number am I?
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Gud am to yah!
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Gud am everyone on here!

Idowuogbo: hahahahahha! asewos!! dat video gal in d leopard print tankini dey make my nipppless erect o! oh boi see yansh

Idowuuuuuu....na gel o no be man na!
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So Ije likes rap Music also!

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Vision coming along just fine.
For those chosen/selected
You will be getting the company logo shirt and some stationaries to work with.

Na Tshirt, pen and notepad before I dissapoint with the word STATIONARY

Anyways we are gonna have fun
I will be creating funny videos from here too..
So I will be working.
Thanks for all your emails.
SB[/quote]Do you need shareholders?

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Hey stranger,
Where have u been?[/quote]Bebe, I dey na!
but, really been busy these days!
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Howz our blokous team doing?
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Gud-am!

Odunnu: Just change your siggy. The MODs havent noticed you yet.

U wan make I hide u posts alongside ur man?
Stop derailing!

ItsModella: Jeez people, this is not an Igbo thread...speak English, dammit!!!

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Its necessary sometimes, don't be jealous!

[quote author=Missy_B]And this?

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06d8eiENj1qb6jujo1_500.jpg[/quote]Agbalumo!

[quote author=paranoia_pill]......
if any Igbo leader could have one-quarter of Chief Obafemi Awolowo’s vision for the Yoruba, then the Igbo are saved the pains of recurrent political idiocy.......[/quote].
thats my post for the day!

And its gonna be banning of coflin later cos some children slap their fathers after being 'high' on cough syrup.
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Banning this doesn't mean that vices wouldnt be improvised.....not that Im not supporting, but atleast we still fed on chicken when there was bird flu!

I will never forget, even in my grave, Mr. Babarinde.
A man, teacher, uncle, and a father.
He taught me in St. Patrick Nursery and Primary School, Ejigbo, Lagos State.
I spent a yr with him to prepare for common entrance. My Dad wouldnt allow me to further with the ''Ori yo mi'' mark I had from Gideon Intl School, along Okota road, Isolo.
I left the school as the best student after the drilling.
The secret? We did write test on every thursdays (i.e. be ready for what you were taught from Monday to Wednesday as tests on thursday) and be ready for caning on Friday (students' pamper days).
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The flogging was based on every subject, one might end up receiving 30 strokes and more or below.....below 70% na cane o.....60% na 4 strokes, 50% na 5 strokes...like that like that for each subject. Imagine having 50% in 12 subjects....do the maths.....NA NO MERCY THING O!
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It of course helped!
And I will advise schools to inculcate that method....it did and still does the magic!

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Emails flooding in .
I knew some people got my vision.
Kudos guys.[/quote]Be careful, the last 'flood' in Naija damaged things o!

Im gonna advise you to come to Abj first, before going to Lag!
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Im gonna take u to Jabi park!
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I love this thread bebe....holla at us when u wanna come down.....pls, PRE-VISITATION holla o, so that we go fit save monies!

Asked the question due to ways divorce cases are being settled, and after reading this article via the internet.
You can as well google ''Oladehinde Fernandez'' to see how much his wife was demanding!

One of the Beatles greats, Sir John Paul McCartney toiled for about four decades and in the process amassed about $1.5 billion wealth. After the death of his wife of 30 or so years, he married Heather Mills. And now Paul is going to part with $200-400 million in cash, real estate, and other valuables after four or so years of marriage? Poor Paul, against all advice, he refused to have Heather sign a prenuptial. And now he is going to pay for his mistake. Damn, doesn’t life suck? Well, sometimes, it does! Hey fellas, when it is your turn, please have her sign the damn papers. Love is good; but not good enough!
Over the years, there have been famous cases of alimony, palimony, child support and all sorts of “marital penalties.” A few of the really smart men have been able to avoid hefty alimony and child support. Well, one could look at it this way: there have some really smart women who “stick it” to their men and got away with hefty alimonyand child support payment. What I don’t get is this: how much food does a five year old eat a month; and how much clothing and medicine and other essential does he/she need that warrants the husband parting with one hundred and fifty thousand dollars per month?
Not only do you pay child support, you also provide housing and insurance and nanny care and other status-symbol amenities. Damn, rich people and their wahala. If Bill Gates ever leaves his wife, Melissa, oh heavens -- unless there is a prenuptial in place -- he can expect to part with about forty percent of his wealth. Not bad, not bad at all as she too would end up a billionaire three times over. Hey, say what you may about Donald Trump -- the fellow is really smart. He assign dollar amount to every kiss and domestic work and to every minute of pre-intimacy and sexual intercourse and the number of children given him by women in his life. In the worldview of Trump, love is good; but only after you sign on the dotted lines. Gee, I don’t blame him for his pragmatism.
No one is saying women are not entitled to anything. Oh no; but come on, 30-50% of a man’stotal wealth? That’s pushing it! That’s greedy and injurious. If they were business partners, before and during the marriage that’s reasonable; but to say an ex-wife is entitled to that much of her husband’s wealth all because she provided this and that and that and this? An acquaintance has come up with a solution to thispesky and potentially harmful marital expectation. This was how he put it: (1) negotiate wages for the amount of time she spend cooking and cleaning; (2) put a price tag on sex; (3) triple the price tag on sex if it results in pregnancy; (4) further increase the amount if the pregnancy results in the birth of a child; and (5) set aside a specific amount every month for the child’s use. In the event of a divorce, pay her 75% of how much she otherwise would have earned if she had stayed in the labor market. I don’t know if this type of arrangement is viable, though.
Some of us don’t have to worry about things like this. I know I don’t! I checked the balance of my savings and checking account last week – I had only one hundred and twenty-five dollars left. Paltry $125.00! I have no stocks or bond or any sort of investment portfolio. So I guess a church-rat like me won’t be talking prenup anytime soon. You have to be really high on the money ladder to even think about something like that. Idon’t know about my friends Paul I. Adujie and Michael Oluwagbemi. Both fellas are loaded therefore I’d be calling them first thing tomorrow to see if they have their prenups ready. Paul is a lawyer, so he is in the know about such things. The dude is not just a lawyer, he is an IT expert. As for Michael…that Busanga of a fellow…very rich with his own private businesses and a yacht sailing on the Mediterranean Sea . Ladies, if you are interested in Paul or Michael please come with your pens -- not pencils -- ready to sign the prenuptial agreement.
A few years ago there was a celebrated case in the United Kingdom wherein a Nigerian sought alimony from her millionaire husband. He may have been a billionaire. I don’t quite remember the case or the name of the rich fellow. Nonetheless I do remember that because the marriage took place in Nigeria , the man wantedthe case settled in Nigeria or something to that effect. If she was dumb to agree to such reasoning I can bet my two cents that she was taken to the cleaners. And even if she pursued the case in the UK , some family members and “culture” would compel her to settle out of court.Having never lived in the UK I wonder how many Nigerian women successfully sued their ex-lovers and husbands for alimony or child support.
In the US and Canada , most of the Nigerian men are way too poor for the women to even bother with alimony. Child support? Yes, yes, indeed; but alimony? Ha, that will come to fruition the day it starts snowing in Ibadan . I have lots of friends. And I know people who know Mr. A whothen knows Dr. G who knows Pastor K who knowMrs. Iginla and also knows Professor MPQ. Still, I don’t know of any Nigeria who is being sued for alimony. When a friend of a friend of a friend was going to be sued for child support, he simplymade some wuruwuru by consulting his pastor and Babalawo and then sweet-talked his in-laws and his own parents back home to jointly send for the three children to return to Nigeria so they “can have better life growing up with their grannies in an atmosphere of love andculture free from the evil of American inner city life…” This paddy in question now lives with his well-off Caucasian girlfriend in a gated community in the west coast. The ex, the Nigerian ex-wife is a CNA toiling night and day somewhere in Florida .
Here is the related story of a casual acquaintance who, without fail, sends eight hundred ($800) home every month through western union or through hand-delivery. Somewhere in the better part of Port Harcourt is a row of flats she has been building the last six years with the child support payment she gets from her ex. By the way: her ex was responsible for her tuition, room and board and books while she was a student at the University of Benin . Simply put, this “unfortunate” man has been paying her, one way or the other, for the past eleven years. He is not only sad, he is bitter and angry and depressed. I wonder what goes through his mind every time he sees her in the embrace of her current lover (who was her ex husband’s roommate way back at UNN-NSUKKA).He completes his joint JD/PhD degree in a few months and will then get the hell out of the US . Will the long arm of the law reach him in Nigeria ?
Anyway, let me shift gear. I don’t know how long it takes for the courts to hear child support cases in Nigeria . I really don’t but you know howslow our judiciary is. There may have been some successful cases; but I wonder how long it took for the case to be disposed of. As for alimony, well, I am not even sure if we have such laws in the books. May be we do…I simply don’t know. As for palimony, hahaha won’t that be something: a Nigerian asking to be paid and supported by his estranged or divorced wife? Butknowing how crafty and sneaky and secretive humans are, I won’t be surprised if there are informal arrangements going on in our society. But trust my naija man…he gets paid and will still find his way under her sheets. Sense of entitlement, you’d say. Sabidde@yahoo.

Left for me, agreement is the way forward.....ladies can be funny though....almost wiping one's a.s.s clean...hmmm!

[quote author=Stella_Bella]She for google am before she name her daughter.
These people and money making strategy.
Na wa oh
Make poor man breath.[/quote]

The duet he had with Sasha was superb.
His nice voice!
Love the singles of him so far....hustle, Osi ma gbomi and d likes.
Good singer he is as someone said up there, pple like him and Timi are classic.
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GT take ur time and dont step on toes. Keep up with ur One-man shows.Asa was like u, and making money before her first album!