₦airaland Forum

sucezTP: U sef don't worry. I have one already and he's hard working too. He knows i can only make a full house wife. Doing house chores is not my thing at all.

mafioso47: Peeling Onions
Washing Fresh fish
Washing pomo
Peeling Yam /potatoes
Making Eba
Washing d Eba container
Frying fish
Frying Yam
Picking Beans
Washing Bitter-leaf
Washing Beans
Washing plates
Dishing food in many plates

Buh I love Frying Plantain
I love frying meat
I HATE food

sucezTP: With passion, i hate being in the kitchen. I prefer sitting down doing nothing, while every one works. Maybe i'm too lazy.

kwitsy: @emmy9ite and Ikeking; No, i hv changed my mind. I can only accept him lying down nd not kneeling down again. Lol. U pple on nairaland wil neva cease 2 amuse me. Anytym i feel like lafn, i cum over 2 dis forum. Well,dats d fun of d public holidays sha. Its all ok.

Emmy9ite: If every woman looks like you then i never want to get married. **spits.
It is only her pride that will make her not to accept me when i beg standing. Now whats your business,it is something i can NEVER do for love,now get a life biatch!

Emmy9ite: If every woman looks like you then i never want to get married. **spits.
It is only her pride that will make her not to accept me when i beg standing. Now whats your business,it is something i can NEVER do for love,now get a life biatch!

nyere84: I can neva be a punching bag to a man because of lov. He will definetly punch away d lov 4rm my eyes or hrt, and i will b forced to look 4 nxt available bus.

ikekings: the last is nonsense.... Wots wrong with kneeling down nd begging a girl u offended.... Crap...

Omo Alata: I'll never put a man's d1ck in my mouth for love or war. No way jose

slimyem: haha!
Makes me remember a time in church...
Was standing beside this lady during praise and worship..
The song was...'Unquestionable, you are the lord....'
..and this sister's version was 'Unconstolable (dunno if that's even english),you are in the lord'...she was singing it so boldly..lol
Anyways,I managed not to laugh about it until i got home...
...i just keep quiet when i dunno the lyrics to a song..

Rocktation: I'd be glad to. Ok, now imagine singing 'for instance' along with 2face, when you don't know the entire lyrics of the song. You could hum your way past the parts that you don't know, but you'd be anxious in the subconscious, to get to the part that you actually know. So when you eventually get to that part, what do you imagine will happen? You'll get crazed...You'll shout it...You'll own it.

berem: IBB fine no be small! Even at 71 he still looks charming. Abeg has he remarried? Am very much interested to be his wife.

Tolaaaaannni: I hate PDA.

Billyonaire: Mine is scampering in search of Condom at the peak moment, guys support me naw

berem: E no go better for MTN! Since they started their free 300 sms, my phone kept buzzing with nonsense text messages from people I have long forgotten.no be only WOW, na EWOO! Nonsense

Richiy: ah! Just like my dad! I encourge her to break it joh!

Long One: I get bored easily, as my mind constantly wanders…even during fo[i]r[/i]eplay.

I am very direct and straight to the point; this has gotten me into countless issues with the ladies. Gradually learning how to sugarcoat things and shut-it once in a while.

dvdon: Oh yea we got tinz in common maybe we should mingle to fizzle d bizzle cos i wish one thing wif u a luv tangle am not gonna take u through tri angles but trust me grl ama fly ur angle wif much bundle.
Is dat unromantic

dvdon: Oh yea we got tinz in common maybe we should mingle to fizzle d bizzle cos i wish one thing wif u a luv tangle am not gonna take u through tri angles but trust me grl ama fly ur angle wif much bundle.
Is dat unromantic

dvdon: U knw wat, 90% of grls always wish, want, n desire d head job from guys. May b we will make it a topic for d chicks sincere response. What do u think?

murtalaa: brother u are obviously a muslim but you let yourself descend lower than the people you are trying pitifully to impress. Morale: 1. never make a sweeping generalisation 2. Islam has no place for tribalism and hate as your post epitomises.

slimyem: its cunnilingus dude/maam..
...and btw,you missing out big time!!

OilSubsidy: This is so sad!! What would make anyone want to waste all the money building this in that country called Nigeria? What will become of that place when the owner is dead and gone and the children/grand-children refuse to come back to Nigeria because of the prevailing insecurity? Why waste all that money when you can use it to impact seriously on the life of the less priviledge of your society? Why?