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erico2k2: guy are you for real? coke is coke world wide, in ur own book ,what do you call the drink coke?

What was I saying, and what are u talking abt.
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Pls, read btw the lines?

D sage: God bless you. Don't mind that Ayobase guy, who know whether he can't even put his kobo to forex trade, let alone given money to someone else.

Forex trade business is actually real but require a lot of patient,consistency and readiness to loose. In 2007 when the news of forex trade was all over the place, I attended seminars,trade with people,buying different materials etc. My friend and i lost up to 800 dollar including money I used to open domicilary account or whatever before we realized that this thing is more than what people were saying.

Which one be ''dont mind 'that' ayobase guy''?
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Had issues with u before?
Biko, face front my friend!
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What are u saying, and what am I saying?

2sexy: Why would anyone want to put their money in something they have no control on?

Atleast, a lesson learnt earlier is better.
I remember losing about N200,000 in 2009 to one of these HYIP, oilmomgers and .......

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I just thank God I learnt my lesson earlier, who knows what might have happened later....maybe na my family investment I go lose.
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Even went for many of FOREX seminars, but told by a reliable source that its better one gives one's money to RECOGNIZED&LICENSED Professionals to trade on one's behalf.
Do the maths, how much one spends on seminars, materials, softwares, even the money spent on internet + one's time.....its never equal to that ''tasere'' infinitesimal profit
from forex!.....FOREX is being controlled by certain people!
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Internet biz is good, but consult the CONFIRMED professionals!

[quote author=Stella_Bella]Thank u better person
My first job at one office,
I swear, the manager bought me a small board and maker for communication.
And a lot of videos with closed caption.
They hate nija accent.
I kept my nija accent for nija and modified accent for work
Hey when u r in ROME, BEHAVE LIKE THE ROMANS.[/quote]LOL....ur accent must be heavy then!

dont8: Backpage until she yan§h Seun.

LOL

Abbott: "There was a little girl who had a dog, she chose this dog out of may other dogs though the dog was not that ok. The dog has gone away now and the little girl is waiting on her porch for her dog to come back. Should she keep waiting?"


Cant rememba the exact words she used but that was basically the content and text of the message.

I replied
"Dont wait for him, the dog must have decided to be gone for good"

Funny proverb....LOL.
So u are the Dog!

Sabaugo: I hope ur virginity is not real bc am sure u have given somebody yourself. I promise u that i must marry u if u give urself. When i refused to give him he started calling me all sorts of name like watery vagina, loosed virgina. Etc

What happened later?

She in University already and Im always asking her about her bf, but her response always is ''I have no time for such now, I still have important things to do for now''.
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Left for me I will like to know and relate with her bf whenever she has.
And Im certain she wont present a ''sagger'' just as lefulefu mentioned!

lefulefu: if i see my younger sister with all those irresponsible boys wey dey sag their jeans for yansh na cutlass i go take pursue dem comot 4 house

I KNOW I love my sister more than u love urs.
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LOL!

sucezTP: ^^ monkey bawo! Why don't you try and eat gorilla with elephant. Monkey is tasteless joor.

I ate dog at pepper soup joint long ago and it taste was good. Although, i vomited up the soup immediately!

U vomited when told what u have just consumed aight?
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Have u eaten those before, gorilla and elephant?

princewell: Guys, thanks a lot for all the advice. You really might not understand how it truly feel like to open up to intelligent minds when you have such problem. Am thinking of calling some selected number of friends, promising to pay them back in the nearest future. But guys, do you really think that forex is a scam?

Forex is more than u think.
Money is better given to the pros who trade on larger scale!

berem: "Am sorry I can't go further! You are going too far in the relationship.why buying me all that stuff? If you are luring me into marriage please am not ready to settle down.go look for someone else who is ready for marriage.gudbye"
The ediot finally lost me and guess what I found the man of my dreams a year later.

Maybe u were acting too desperate.....nevertheless, .......
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It might be coming natural from u, but some guys would end up reading meaning into it and wanting to bail out!
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It happend to a friend!

seedord247: We know what it is. So you mean if u go to gas station to buy coke cops will arrest you??

mind you,not all Americans call it pop. Most pple that call it pop are pple from the midwest. (chicago.

Gat ur point now.....I gez u also understood what stella meant!
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The point of trading or marketing matters though&

[quote author=Ejiné]I honestly think the moderators should start banning moorons who keep popping in on threads and asking this dumb question.
Last time I checked, Nairaland is a multi-interest forum, which covers Politics, Romance, Tech, Education, Fashion, Cooking, Design etc.

The more retarrds (like this dumbass I'm quoting) keep derailing and trolling threads with their unfunny garbage about price of garri and politics (like politics is the only reason Nairaland exists), the more the site keeps losing readers because it appears the many idiiotic posters have lost every sense of seriousness.

I honestly call for idiiots who keep derailing threads and boring us with their garri tales to be outrightly banned, not just from Nairaland and the internet, but from touching any electronic devices (including calculators and alarm clocks) for the rest of their humorless, boring lives.[/quote]U wan give urself cardiac arrest cos of the morons.
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Calm down...quoting or answering them empowers....just IGNORE!.
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Simple!

hisblud: So now this infringement thing, it does not make sense? Look at the latest cars, they all look like catfish to help in beautifying and speed of the cars, yet peuguot does not sue toyota for infringement. Why the phones, what happens to other phones, is this judgement not out to discourage innovation, what kind of phones does the judge want samsung to design? Finally what options does samsung have now?

Samsung is pushing iphone into the shade.....they are really losing it!
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Not surprised this is happening....but that amount is uncalled for!
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Wait a minute pls, is Samsung gonna pay d money and at the same time retrieve the sold ones from the market?

Billyonaire: Do not google words like Al-Qaeda, Hydrogen peroxide, Fertilizer etc. CIA watches your browsing cache and will trace your IP, burst you and send you to jail.

Implying that we should be careful of what u do on the net....and not that those can really land one in jail?

seedord247: I disagree with the bolded part.

1,If you want to buy drinks from the machine, there's nothing like pop, It;s call COKE and most pple call it COKe so i don't know where you get your own soda and what they mean by soda is all drinks without alcohol.

2. Ashawo is not legalize here in the US, and also, you don pay taxes if you settle with one.

3. There's no way you can change your ascent, What my boss hate most is forming what you are not... Haiti, jamaica, Cuba, mexicans and Ethiopians are always proud to talk in their ascent. Maybe bcus you are brought up in okomaro village and your ascent sound like Giraffe.

Dont tell me u dont know what coke is on the street!

[quote author=Stella_Bella]1. Somebody fall or injure.. Nor say SORRY ... Ask am are u okay?

2. can I buy coke or mineral...... No. say ...I want soda or pop... Coke can land u in jail.

3. you have to pay tax on every item... Incuding ashewo tax.

4. Taxi na meter and the money dey start from tax not from zero

5. Have alternative for accommodation, even your brother will disappoint you and blame akata/oyinbo wife.

6. Be careful with girls some are 15 and look 30.. Them go even show u fake id..express road to jail be that.

7. If you mess, sneeze or cough...say excuse me

8. Wash all your Nigeria clothes with their detergent and softener to remove Nigeria Akpu, stock-fish, and beans smell.

9.try to learn to reduce your accent, or else u will drive taxi or sell ice cream proper.

10. Shave off all Nigeria armpit,private hair and wash yourself with their deodorant soap.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed

Just my advise
More contribution is wanted.


Have a great day![/quote]Make I no talk wetin dey my mind so as not to derail my swthrt's thread.
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Thumbs Up Lovey!
Ose!
Front page all d way!

Enoquin: This is so saddening and no matter what anyone says...trust is needed in business. After reading from the first page I came to the conclusion that this ICME character is fictitious...In my opinion, it's simple and easy to stay honest...
First do not say what you cannot do. I keep telling people -whenever they scoff at what I say- I have come to an age when no one can beat me for telling the truth and when I can weigh the desired consequences of whatever actions I will eventually take...
This does not mean that I do not err but I take my name and reputation seriously...I tell people that my word is my bond/pride...I have done businesses online...I have been duped once but I picked myself up and moved on...words like 'wow, you did that without our meeting? I didn't know that honest Nigerians still remained' keep me going...
I know that I am not the only one...I know there are honest men and women out here and scattered all around. Men and women to whom dishonesty is alien and is looked on with contempt.
Please Mr. Boson and every other person, stop begging ICME to refund the money...if he didn't know that as a grown man he should have started paying up small sums or half by now then he is not fit to stay amongst humans...his type deserve the disdain and utter contempt life later throws out at them...
Please Mr. ICME, RUN...RUN because Mr. Boson is not happy with you and because he trusted you to do the right thing...please don't try to clear your name oh...RUN, if you think that will solve your problems...RUN...tell your feet to propel you to where you think no one or even God can see you...RUN and continue scamming...RUN...Is this not Nigeria, where anything goes?...so RUN...RUN..you are doing the right thing...continue with e-mailing Mr. Boson oh...don't call him...how can you even call self...I am sure where you are there are no phones only PCs...RUBBISH...You just spoke as a child would...you want to run...RUN na and when you are tired...God will extract the money from you even if your offspring has to pay for it...so RUN oh and keep RUNNING

I love ur label......
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Well, lets not derail this thread.....Im gonna be seeing u around!

Not yet?

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darmie x: do i really want to buy a car from nairaland?

Of course!
With this, it means they are reliable!
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Im convinced....and ICME is one of the reliable ones!

onyinye2: u dont need signs to tell you when you should kiss a girl. you should just act on impulse. to me i think the best kisses are the ones that are unexpected. and they have to be a great kisser cuz i aint having nothing less.

Oshe!

Who are u to hear Kukere without shaking body externally or internally!

tomnmenace:

C H A I !!!

OL BOY! my OWN DON FINISH KPATAKPATA!!

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Modified!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]'' All that happened was just a test. The house renovation, financial crisis, etc, all wia just test. If u cant b wif mi in my worst, u cnt b wif mi in my best...u failed the test...u r a FAKE!!! '' chai! I cn neva forget dis text n i seriously await dt day wen i will see him again n i know it will b soon.[/quote]Move on babe....atleast he didnt get what he wanted!

N30K investment to yield N110K (80K interest)within 20days is not feasible enough since you are not into any biz.....
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What sort of odd jobs or whatever is gonna fetch u that amount within 20days!
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Based on ur condition, what about robbing Peter to pay Paul theory....is there anyway that can work out for u?

Idowuogbo....where u dey o!
@@Onila stop covering my mouth@@.
LOL.....