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Romance › Re: Can He Date Her 6 Years Old Friend After Given Her Out To His Street Brother by ayobase(m): 8:16am On Jul 27, 2012

Im confused walahi!

Islam › Re: Pls I Want To Know More About Ahamiddya Before I Join by ayobase(m): 8:10am On Jul 27, 2012

maclatunji: ^Bad idea, they don't believe that Prophet Muhammad is the last Prophet no ifs, althoughs or buts. Islam is Islam. It is when we focus on sects and organizations that we may stray.

May Allah lead us to the right path.

So, who do they believe was the last prophet?
Make it more COMPREHENSIVE when u r replying topics like this.

Politics › Re: “pay Me My Money!” Bayelsa State Lawmaker In Shouting Match With His Speaker by ayobase(m): 8:05am On Jul 27, 2012

Comment reserved until d details of what the money is meant for is diclosed.
Funny....laughing at the banged speaker's table!

Politics › Re: Agbakoba, Fasehun, Keyamo Back Five-year Single Tenure by ayobase(m): 7:58am On Jul 27, 2012

floriana: So if we succeed in installing another shoe-less or boxer-less reetard as a president after the present one, we will have to bear with him/her for a whole five years? Hell no!

So 2 or 3 yrs will be awesome aight!

Politics › Re: Agbakoba, Fasehun, Keyamo Back Five-year Single Tenure by ayobase(m): 7:47am On Jul 27, 2012

Till it is PASSED!
This one na just tori to just send one's mind on wild goose chase!
Why not 3 or 4 yrs of single term instead of the 5 or 7.
LOL....hmmm!
Well, mine is he/she should just retire from politics once his/her single tenure is over.
Not a case where the former president becomes the Minister of Crude Oil and d likes!
Just go back to ur village once ur SINGLE tenure is over!
CHIKENA!
Give rooms for the fresh bloods!
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Politics › Re: Who Is The Best Leader Nigeria Has Ever Had? by ayobase(m): 7:43am On Jul 27, 2012

Convert the thread for another purpose.
That topic has been dealt with judiciously is threads!

Business › Re: Successful Transactions Done By Nairalanders Amongst Home And Abroad. by ayobase(m): 7:35am On Jul 27, 2012

The point is this:if we are not meeting for a comprehensive dialogue.....then no biz.....
Im not believing these either....sorry to say!
What abt if bluebarz is biggie12....I aint condemning u...pls, dont take it personal!
U shld beware also...dont fall a victim!

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Computers › Re: Devices Of Computer? by ayobase(m): 7:20am On Jul 27, 2012

ggiwebinfo: Hello Guys,

There are so many ''Input devices'' of Computer that helps to perform various Actions. Guys if You have knowledge about it then share those devices with me.

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Best College for engineering in punjab

Scanner.
Mouse.
CD-ROM.
Keyboard.
Digital Camera.
Microphone.
Thumb-print Machine.
Those are remembered without racking!

Romance › Re: Are Their Gifts Signs That They Like You by ayobase(m): 7:15am On Jul 27, 2012

Lets wait for Slimyem's!

Tech Jobs › Re: Pls Anybody Wit Virtualdj 2.3 by ayobase(m): 7:13am On Jul 27, 2012

What for?
Seriously!

Events › Re: Get Together Party For Nairalanders..is It Possible? by ayobase(m): 1:44am On Jul 27, 2012

hardeyincah: .....introduce ur self and likes... ...

U have long long messed up the whole with that alone, let alone of 5K....
Dont forget that ur younger brother will be coming.

Its gonna be get-together of surprise.
Seeing pple wey u too sabi.....introduction will cause kasala...who knows if a child has been insulting his/her father on NL....TRAGI-COMEDY!

Events › Re: Get Together Party For Nairalanders..is It Possible? by ayobase(m): 1:36am On Jul 27, 2012

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Rotflmaoooooo!! cheesy

Just tell me what you meant jo!![/quote]If I were Seun, I would have arranged parties for NLers.
Well, Im not saying he shld spend the 2centS we have been contributing on the get-together.
He taking care of the hall and DJ with bouncers is okay by us....and if he cant, his support without being involved will go a very long way.
I gez he is not me, and Im not him....I might be naughty, but I respect the dude.
Someone said he is an Evangelist....that goes a long a way.....Evangelist Seun Osewa throwing party for NLers.
This has been discussed in many thread, but Seun has never been interested.
Its enough jare....Im beginning to drop speech....

Family › Re: Do People Still GiveTheir Babies These Funny Names? by ayobase(m): 1:23am On Jul 27, 2012

CHIPPO 1: ....tawa ...

Its been yrs I heard that name!
Is it a short version?

Family › Re: Do People Still GiveTheir Babies These Funny Names? by ayobase(m): 1:10am On Jul 27, 2012

Idowuogbo: Biliki, Basira, Monday, junior, obiageli etc...

Biliki is now Bilkis....d remix is better!

Romance › Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by ayobase(m): 1:03am On Jul 27, 2012

So Amya's thread don cause gbege like this.
This is serious....never knew dat slimmy&ID r never good to go.....i gez these r all frontings aight.
@freecocoa.....u b agbaya o.....u and ifihearam!

Romance › Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by ayobase(m): 12:42am On Jul 27, 2012

Idowuogbo: Collect dollars ke? Dats a no no! If d aunt finds out she's bin busy collecting money off her husy, automatically she would think they have bin having an affair all along.I'll say she gets d Aunt involved b4 it gets to late.

Its like she is not in good term with her Aunty.
Maybe she wanna revenge....maybe the Aunty SNATCHED the guy from her...maybe....maybe...maybe....not that Im in support of her plan.....there is more to the tori she aint scribbling!

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ayobase(m): 12:27am On Jul 27, 2012

ifihearam: Correct me abeg na

Its a past-tense though.
Lets not exhume...she carries Visas as someone said!

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ayobase(m): 12:14am On Jul 27, 2012

iykeG: Na yahoo yahoo boys many pass for here. See them.....dem no dey sleep. Mugu must pay

And u?
Keeping tab on d gate at the apperance of EFCC?

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ayobase(m): 12:10am On Jul 27, 2012

sexkillz: [color=#000030]190 = Conductor

Mukina = Policewoman

Jambsupport = Stripper

Bluetooth = Okada man.

Mr Cork = My Driver

Freecocoa = Cleaner

Ileke Idi = Nanny

Sagamite = Nepa Official

Ogugua = Lab attendant

idowuogbo = mushin tout

Beaf = eleran (Meat Seller)

Slimyem = Corn Roaster/seller

Odunnu = pepper seller

Seun = Palmwine tapper

Jaybee = Gate Man.

OAM4J = Kidnapper

Jarus = Egbo dealer

Tpia = Market woman

r231 = Truck pusher

Frieburger = Pizza delivery

Goldieluks = pure water seller

Odumchi = hunter

Pdude = shoe maker

Born2fuck = Mechanic apprentice
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Nice one...the nicest comment from u over the months.....

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ayobase(m): 12:01am On Jul 27, 2012

pDude: See what the high rate of unemployment in Nigeria has caused

Pdude....remember, u were once like these!
Good to c u around!

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ayobase(m): 11:57pm On Jul 26, 2012

MagnumPI: Which hairdresser? Mukina cannot do hair to save a life. I said mukina is a firewood seller. I always go to her to buy firewood at a reasonable price.

Which makes u ''mama put'' at Ojuelegba!

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ayobase(m): 11:55pm On Jul 26, 2012

ifihearam: Ileke I'd...stripper

U r so wrong!

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ayobase(m): 11:52pm On Jul 26, 2012

dani1luv: Seun = ....... & Evangelist

No wonder!

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ayobase(m): 11:48pm On Jul 26, 2012

bennyraz: sexskillz- cybercafe attendant

That is seeming sooo true!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Stars To Arrive Nigeria On Saturday by ayobase(m): 11:43pm On Jul 26, 2012

amosy007: what is the purpose of their coming? they want to invest in Nigeria or what?

Romance › Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by ayobase(m): 11:40pm On Jul 26, 2012

Idowuogbo: Looolzz...

Wrong track dj!

I forgot to add ''remix by 'I am a yam'''
Gez its okay now!
My headache just disfarahan d moment I saw this scammy thread!

She calling her aunty ''name'' was something that made her a b.itch...she wld have gotten my Go-Ahead-Ticket!

I gez she has learnt her lesson from various insights.
She's no more replying.

Back to the base...if na me...I go chop the eyes POPPING dollars!

Romance › Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by ayobase(m): 11:16pm On Jul 26, 2012

[quote author=Abeg_gi]Despite your attempts to paint youself innocent and the victim in this matter, it is obvious to anyone astute enough, that

-you were an enabler
-you absolutely earlier on knew what he was up to, and you entertained it
- you are partly to blame for this mess.

If you must teach anyone a lesson, please start with yourself.[/quote]U mite be wrong....PROBABLY!
But, some men are just HEAVILY endowed with roving eyeS!
Its an urge we all need to control...it once happened to me...but I dealt with it and killed it!

Romance › Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by ayobase(m): 11:14pm On Jul 26, 2012

Idowuogbo: Amya, set him up. U b lasgidi finest na! Do ya ting!

U r so on point!
@@singing P-square's hit track@@
I MUST TO CHOP HIS MONEY.....

Events › Re: Get Together Party For Nairalanders..is It Possible? by ayobase(m): 7:59pm On Jul 26, 2012

Abyjah: Invitation To Nairaland Get-together

Dear Nairalader,

You are warfully invited to a Nairaland forum organized to ELIMINATE all the 'disparitors' that make the forum a fun haven.

Dress Code: Dress any how you want, but whatever you wear, make sure it's bullet-proof. Bring automatic and semi automatic machine guns, and as many live ammunitions as you can lay your hands on. Take a loan if you have to, but make sure you're fully armed. Don't worry about repaying the bank cos you won't come out alive! If you have jazz, boxing gloves or black belt in karate, the higher your chances of survival!

There'll be refreshment after the battle-fun cos we don't want to prepare refreshment for ten thousand and only ten would survive (Seun hates wasting valuable resources).
Earnestly expecting you.

Yours faithfully,
Nairaland Warlords.

The same league, I can see!
And who hates Seun...abeg, go sit for bench till Coach calls u in!

Events › Re: Get Together Party For Nairalanders..is It Possible? by ayobase(m): 7:54pm On Jul 26, 2012

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Seun proposed? What? To whom? huh

Do mini? Mini what? huh

His people? Who are his people?? huh

I'm sorry but I don't understand what you are trying to convey here.[/quote]Its obvious ur ''left mind is pretty crowded since u r not in ur right mind''
I will holla back when the coast is clear!

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