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[quote author=str8_talk]Now,he can enjoy his 25 or 70 virgins all to himself.
I envy him.[/quote]He died happy!

[quote author=str8_talk]Now,he can enjoy his 25 or 70 virgins all to himself.
I envy him.[/quote]

scantee: There are two brothers named P-SQUARE, they sang a song called DO ME and got IFUNAYA pregnant, so they ran 2 escape d TEMPTATION but their BUSY BODY could not allow them stay, because E NO EASY, so they ran into DANGER till they began 2 ROLL IT until d GAME IS OVER. they have now decided to trick BEAUTIFUL OYINYE by telling her you must CHOP MY MONEY. Watch out for more parts. Lol.......!!!!!

Creative!

dont8: @Ayo- That was the same year I did my wedding with Ije not knowing Killz and other guys don nak am akpako, but me no faint sha o.

And Im sure u dey enjoy ur marriage with Ijebabe....thats gel is so awesome....old things don pass away jare...LOL!
When we go come for naming ceremony?
Gud-am brother!

''For many years, I ponder a lot; since it is assumed God uses phone to call people to service, does He really do all these special services like extra cool, extra connect and magic number?
After series of perusing through the Bible, I discovered that God actually did extra cool with Samuel. God call Samuel twice, but he missed the call, I Sam 3:3-4, the third time when God called on Samuel, he picked up and the call, and I they spoke for sometime.
God has a lot of friends on HIs extra connect list, but His favourite was Abraham whom He registered as His magic number. For it was written '...........Abraham walked with God.' They must have spoken for a very long time and thats why Abraham must have been on His magic number''

bayooooooo: Yellow fever!

Baba 70!

[quote author=sweet_gala]This report is seriously flawed, both mathematically and in every other way conceivable.
Like one previous poster wrote the notion that 70% (105-110 million) of Nigerians if we take the population to be about 150 million use and abuse bleaching creams is absurd. Tura and similar products would lead the polls as the most widely available and used type of toning soap and I don't think 105 million of the world's Finest Citizens use them(it's a sales figure Tura manufacturers can only dream of).

Now we have been told the Northern parts accounts for 50% of our population of 150 million so they must have a lion's share of this figure, so can any sane Nigerian picture a northerner spending his/her precious funds on tura or expensive bleaching creams.
I can't picture some foreigners patrolling the streets of kano/kaduna to compile a report and if they left Nigerians to do such task they(W.H.O) should go get their money back. [/quote]It could be based on the quantity of bleaching products being used.
As they have been saying above, Alao, Mwobodo, IBB and d likes might be responsible for that percentage on behalf of Nigerians!
LOL!

booqee: This joke is funny one. But poster, u made it look dry! Why??

I quoted without sugar coating.
More are still coming!
Maybe its funnier when he nak them!

EzeUche: We all know that the Yorubas are the reason why Nigeria is one of the top users in the world for bleaching creams.

What r u calling for?

Ejine gat me laughing there!
But on a serious note, this is no longer funny. For some days now, it has been Nigeria this , Nigeria that, if not Nigeria, it is Africa.
Wont they leave us alone, na by force. Everyone is trying to say something about Nigeria being the focus of the world in order to get 2kobo from every visitor via their sites!
-Rechargeable football, Africa.
-Drinking coke amidst predicament, Nigeria.
-Fraudsters, Nigeria:
-Killings, Nigeria.
-Cocaine, Nigeria.
-Terrorism, Nigeria
Nigeria in headlines is selling papers and pulling e-readers!

Deeicash: Honey....i'm a female...lol
You don't seem like you can receive love.
Its a friends book actually and a wonderful read.
You should read it, i'll buy you a copy if you will.
You're obviously a man and you still sound angry... Lighten up!
Life can be beautiful.

-Female?...yeah right, who am I to dispute.
-Cant receive love? Kidding aight? Plant it and see it germinating!
-I read books, I have d inkling that its gonna be a good book for those that wanna learn more abt......
-To be candid, Im tired of reading books about how to....love, marriage, get that gel, and d likes....just on a different course for now.
-U need to see the smile and chuckle on my face when replying(s).....Im never an angry guy, not man!
-Life is always beautiful around me....u gat to take my word on that!

Deeicash: Then why do you care to respond? You sound so angry, maybe you need some love.
My question is directed to Ayobase, will appreciate his reply...

I gez u can quote my reply in ur book...not too late to edit!
Angry?.....u gat to be kidding me!
U wanna give me some love....whats ur sex?
Shld I wipe my replies off?
Ur call pls!

-When in any public meetings, make sure u are not seated close to the entrance.
-No point taking wallet to crowded environment e.g. Football centre for football lovers.
-If possible and if u know how to play d game right, being pally with bad guys in ur neighbourhood could save u a lot of troubles......
environment matters though!
-When walking along the road, do make sure u are always on the lane where u could face on -coming vehicles.
-Observing shadows and shades around u when alone helps!

BusHouse: 1).If u are in a bar, club or joint, do not leave your drink unattended to take it along: even to d convinience to avoid been poisoned. 2). Do not accept drinks, snacks from a stranger while on a journey. Lastly. Always carry a gun were ever you are going.

Still waiting for that to be licensed!

Benfaco: When crossing the road look left,right,left,right again look up,up again and then cross,when in your sitting room if u hear any sort of noise run out look around go in again ...... [color=#990000]

Who knows if Dana has resurrected!

badboym: As for the Gen tripping off,if you don't check it immediately,I advice you somehow do on time cos there was a time me Gen set tripped off though it wasn't at an odd hour.When I went out to check what the problem was,my neighbor was already helping me put fire out on it and there were like 5 Generators where mine was.Imagine the inferno if there wasn't a quick intervention?Nice tips though.

Then gen is better placed in a visible sight from inside!

cowgurl: Awesome!

10/10.
U have been promoted!

Wislet: do not mind the boy.
He's still very young...adolescence is still controlling his words and actions.

Wislet, is that you?
Try to respect individual's mien!
So, its immaturity for me to back off cos a lady tells me she is in a strong relationship....If u dont know, its a strategy. We shall know if na lie or not later...there are some things I don't push. I didnt ask her in the first place, so y telling me....to make me feel jealous or WHAT?
Well, I will say u ladies shld aslo stop putting us off with ''Im into a serious relationship''.....try another line....something like ''I dont have time for this''!

Wislet: what boyfriend?
The one that would come up tomorrow and give her bull stories of how he loves another girl...meanwhile a more serious person would have gone?
Women are not meant to be courted for a long time. If u're serious about her..then do the honourable thing and get her off the market.
Not tag her along till her time passes.
If u aren't working or still a student with no intention of marrying anytime soon, then face ur books and make something of yourself before carrying on a project u haven't reached its stage.
Do not jump lines. Most of y'all end up not marrying ur so-called school girlfriends.

Lets assume u are yet to be married, I can easily whisk u off from ur unserious bf when Im ready for marriage.
Kidding, gat ur point!
But, u just dont say a gel shld bale out cos her bf aint ready for marriage.....ur theory is 50-50.
Don't wanna comment further!
It depends.....Let the circumstances be considered before.......

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Na wa ooooo[/quote]Dry?

[quote author=Mynd_44]The OP is advertising books nah[/quote]Oohh...I just noticed.
After I don pour saliva!