₦airaland Forum

Awon gbeborun tun ti de ibi yi!
I tot its for two pple...Mynd and Dyt....which one come be .....
Mynd, u too dey form...do this thing sharp sharp now!
Dont worry, I don cover Ije's eyes!
Oya...now!

Awon gbeborun tun ti de ibi yi!
I tot its for two pple...Mynd and Dyt....which one come be .....
Mynd, u too dey form...do this thing sharp sharp now!
Dont worry, I don cover Ije's eyes!

swiftycool: Talk about hungry thieves lol! I've heard a similar story of armed robbers who came to rob a home where the family was preparing for a party and. While others carted away mone and various items, one greedy one just carried a cooler of jollof rice and meat!

LOL!
Sooo fuunnnyyy!

coldiz: I think its important the public knows this for security reasons. At shoprite while packing shopping bags into ur car, u maybe approached by 2 s3xxy, braless 22 years old girls in a mini micro and skimpy tops. They will press their tits against the window and ask for a lift to town... On the way, they wil strip down and perform oral s3x on each other... One will then climb into the front and suck u off while the other attempt to steal ur wallet.. I had mine stolen last thursday, friday, twice on saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday and once again today... I'll be on my way back there tomorrow, pls pray for me so I don't fall victim again to these terrible criminals... Pls I need ur prayers...

Prayer ke?
U mite even swear for those that prayed for u cos u dey enjoy am!
LOL!

Odunnu: And what is this 'liked (24)' icon on my page? You are clogging everything. Its becoming really untidy

Seun shld have left things the way they have been!
These changes are not ''necessary''!

fellis: ^^^

Thats how we pull Seun's legs sometimes. . .I really didn't mean that.

No shaking...I have been banned once though, but not cos of this, but breaching!

Plus that fact that one shouldnt draw line with stick on the ground....the longer the line, the longer one's mummy's br.eas.t!
hmmmm!
That tortoise's ugly shell was due to fall from the sky due to selfishness....hmmmm!

meenagiggs: What?So why were Indians really banned from playing football?I tot it was true?

I am still looking for someone to counter me on that also!
Meanwhile, let me go google it!

meenagiggs: What?So why were Indians really banned from playing football?I tot it was true?

I am still looking for someone to counter me on that also!
Let me go google it!

Immanuelar: u must surely b INANE,i mean INANE,bastad ws it nt only a page of quran dat d american soldiers burnt dat u idiots killd hundreds of innocent souls?i swear to God almight if i am able see pple lyk u,consider urslf dead,can u count ao many homes u pple av put sorrow into?some idiots will nw come nd tell me dat christians nd muslims worship d same God,is it d same God dat commanded christains neva 2 kill dat also make it an obligatory 4 muslims to kill?if dis tin get 2 d south west,dose muslims nd hausas shuld consider der self dead!

No too vex my brother!

jamace: All events point to the ultimate end of Nigeria, which is disintegration. Can't wait to see the end of this God forsaken country where the leaders are looters extra=ordinaire.

Let the commotion continue!

U are still here cos she is not!

2good: The Jews don't believe in Jesus Christ so how can Christians be Jewish when the Jews doesn't believe in your god?

My friend, put a suck in it if u no understand....Jesus Christ even talk am....they are still there waiting for Elijah!
It will soon dawn on them!

JaaizTech: Are you in doubt about the capabilities of Christians to maim, kill and burn!. Then go to Sabo area in Kaduna state and if you see any Hausa/Muslim man standing or any mosque standing; then believe you are not in kaduna. Hundreds may have been killed today by angry Christian youths, in fact there is no violence in non-Christian areas in Kaduna at the moment. This is just to clear the air on the perception most try to portray xtians as non-violent siddon dey look fellows... The xtians can be even more violent and dreadful than the so-called Hausa-Muslims.

Of course some of us are far brutal than those muslims......forgetten what happens when being pushed to the wall...we get tactics pass those Bokos o!
Looks like u r blaming the xtains for this?
Hmmmm!

dayokanu: Our president told us Boko Haram would be history by June. So I guess this is not a boko haram job

June never end!
LOL!

shymmex: Where did I say I was an atheist, prick?

Phuck religion and phuck atheism as well - you're all JERKS as far as I'm concerned...

I'm IRRELIGIOUS - and I believe in the God born inside of me.

Ur self-portrayed God if I may venture!

shymmex: What reality, prick?

I know about both religions - I've practiced both religions, and they're both redundant..

Born a Christian - but everyone from my paternal side were/are muslims..

I have both the Qu'ran and Bible in my house..

There is no reality in religion - the reality is the God that lives in you...

Phuck religion, and stop messing up the country, you vile medieval buffoons..

Do you even read your own Bible without your pastor telling you to?

You carry a book everywhere, yet don't know what's in there - and you're telling me about reality..

Get a life!

No wonder u r confused!
Bible is not meant for recitation purpose as u were with Quran....
Dont worry, there is something u r searching for....u have this vacuum that needs to be filled...u are so desperate for it....I pray u get the answer in no time!
Good luck buddy!

shymmex: I'm not here to argue about a medieval allegory, and I could care less about his origin..

Where ever he's from, take your war there - and let peace reign in Nigeria..

And for the muslims as well - take your war to where your religion came from..

Dammit, can we have peace in Nigeria??

You jerks are becoming irritants now - it's freaking annoying!! If you want to fight, fight like a man, and stop throwing bombs..

Who are the jerks?
That pple are not joining ur team shldnt tingle u....face those that are causing unrest in the society.
And look at this jerk talking like if ur belief hasnt been responsible for so many lives in d name of rituals....the greatest war ever!

ghostofsparta: Don't say that na...at most Christians achieved quick flight ticket to heaven courtesy of incessant killings up north, Bauchi, Jos, etc and recently BH terrorism...jokes apart....Christians at least made corruption, greed and materialism a norm in the Nigeria societies.

You forgot to add that Nigerian...is he senator or legislator that bought a girl from Egypt to be married to him here.

At least Christianity and Islam in Nigerian achieved the best noise pollution in the world courtesy of the best ear deafening speakers.

So I can simply castigate atheism cos an atheist is misbehaving!

ghostofsparta: Dear atheist, ignore these confuse lots, leave them to me....their blatant dogmas and doctrines always give me the laugh

So Im confused cos I believe in something, and u r not cos u believe in nothing!
Laughing u in Swahili!

ghostofsparta: It's been a norm among Nigerians that the best form of defence is INSULTS as shown here on Nairaland by certain religionists.

Guy, cant u face d singular!