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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Beliefs We Had When We Were A Kid by ayobase(m): 3:24pm On Jun 16, 2012
I remember telling my classmates that my father has an airport filled with airplanes.....they believed me, they wanted to come and see!
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Beliefs We Had When We Were A Kid by ayobase(m): 3:18pm On Jun 16, 2012
hbabe: lol. I was told this too.

My mum told me that drinking coconut water makes one dull.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Beliefs We Had When We Were A Kid by ayobase(m): 2:57pm On Jun 16, 2012
sinie: Oh and my mum used to tell us if we fell sick she ll sell us and use the money to buy another baby, so whenever we were sick we ll pretend to be fine till we are almost dying! Lol
Politics › Re: FG To Reform Police With N1.5trn by ayobase(m): 2:53pm On Jun 16, 2012
Okay o!
Jokes Etc › Re: If I Was President by ayobase(m): 2:49pm On Jun 16, 2012
ismhab: GOD WILL NEVER ALLOW U TO BECOME A CHAIRMAN OF LOCAL GOVERNMENT NOT TO TALK OF PRESIDENT.
Epe!
Dont take it personal buddy.
Na joke nah!
Romance › Re: "My Boyfriend Beats Me Always But I Love Him" by ayobase(m): 2:47pm On Jun 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Okay go and defend the girl. Next time the guy beats her, get in the mix and play "Voltron defender of the universe"[/quote]
Romance › Re: He Loves Me And Wants To Marry Me But Mixes Tenses. What Do I Do? by ayobase(m): 2:44pm On Jun 16, 2012
Correct him romantically!
Food › Re: Ajino Moto: Unbelievably Still In The Market! by ayobase(op): 1:40pm On Jun 16, 2012
gendebs: My mum told me anybody that cooks with Maggi or flavors don't know how to cook. All my life I don't eat food cooked with flavor except when I eat at occasions (marriage, burials,naming) I can categorically tell you none of those food beat my mum's food.
I gez she cooks with locust beans!
Romance › Re: Shw Wants To Marry As A Virgin But I Can't Hold My Body by ayobase(m): 1:36pm On Jun 16, 2012
sucezTP: aaahhaahh i thot as much..dat 1 is arrant nonsense..bt, if d hymen remains intact den, shez stil a virgin..
''....arrant nonsense....''?
Still a virgin indeed!
Music/Radio › Re: Sexy Steel Rocking Sleek Bar With New Hit Songs by ayobase(m): 1:33pm On Jun 16, 2012
kayemjay: Why do I have this feeling that my Ijebaby was at this joint? I sure say she dey dis video sef. smiley
I just triggered my intuition.
Gaming › Re: Game Of Life-words by ayobase(m): 1:07pm On Jun 16, 2012
Oh my gosh, u gat to be kidding me!
Music/Radio › Re: D’banj & Sarkodie – Come To Me by ayobase(m): 1:01pm On Jun 16, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Lol @ diminishing fan base, when his song is hitting no.9 in UK chart and still enjoying massive air time. D banj is million lights years ahead of you haterz and there is nothing you can do about it.

First, you haterz said he won't be able to replicate his past glory. He quickly shamed you by repackaging Oliver twist and released a world class video that enjoyed massive downloads on i-tunes. He got signed on GOOD music and mercury, filmed a hollywood movie with Kanye west, callabo with K-switch, featured by Rick Ross, Got Vodafone mouth watering deal. . . and still selling records. Little wonders this party bange'r is making you feel soooo sad, cos the party DJ's are going to rock it from dusk to dawn. shocked shocked

Even the white racist can't help it than to play the song on eastenders. Tell me one nigerian that achieved soo much within few months like him. who God has blessed NO one can cursed cool

Carry GOOOOOOOOO. . .D BANJ. OooooSssHhhhEeeeee. LEBETE!!! cool cool[/quote]He is still living on Mo'Hits' glory.
Are u not getting it.
Has he done any new music with G.O.O.D.....I pray Don Jazzy comes around and fix beat for him....or else rap beatz all the way for Kanye's!
Culture › Re: Yoruba Girls by ayobase(m): 12:54pm On Jun 16, 2012
190: hiss
Was dat meant for me?
Education › Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by ayobase(m): 12:50pm On Jun 16, 2012
GboyegaD: You are the most stupid person I have ever come across jumping into conclusion without reading through the various comments and arguments we had. The bone of contention still remains you can do whatever you want to if you put your mind at it and besides, whoever that has the understanding of the major classes in maths can as well do its application. If I may repeat for your clarification, all top economics program require those who intend graduating with a BS to take a minimum of 6 math classes which include: Calculus I, II and 3, Ordinary Differential Equation, Linear Algebra.
Bros, there is difference btw calculation and application.
Yeah, you can do it if u put ur mind to it.
So, what happened to ''if I don't do it''?
Engineering mathematics is no way to be compared...I respect every discipline pls!
Lets stop beating this!
Education › Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by ayobase(m): 12:43pm On Jun 16, 2012
AK 48: My friend you argue very foolishly,blindly,and unconciously.
Apart from agric engineering,engineering is everything 'application of mathematics",it s totally d application of advance or futher maths to solve human problem"
Pls stop arguing n learn
I m a graduate of electrical engrn unn,I know wat I m saying,my sister s an econom
ist.
Of course....
Mathematics, applied, further.....we should know that which is which.
Never wanted saying a word.
How will an Economist challenge my Elect/Elect Engr mathematical intelligence!
Education › Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by ayobase(m): 12:38pm On Jun 16, 2012
Mbuko91: owkay.wher u at man?
Naija!
U?
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke!! by ayobase(m): 12:33pm On Jun 16, 2012
Ademab: [/color] grin[color=#000099] cheesy Abegi make una relax with is piece someone just dropped  could have copied it here but he plenty small. http://ademab./2012/06/14/najia-bible/ I'm very sure u will like it
So lovely, King Jona the son of Ebele o!
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke!! by ayobase(m): 12:26pm On Jun 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Is the joke supposed to be funny? Cos I don't get it[/quote]jokes are meant to be funny....think about it and start laughing....its not too late!

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