₦airaland Forum

Crown Prince: You called sexkillz a name? you better seperate sexkillz character online from your real life persona. I see the sentiment you allude to your imperfections and shortsightedness and i applaud you to consider a psychiatric evaluations to correlate your dyfunctional quotients into a superlative microprocessing brain for the 21st century.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]And somehow, your brain refused to minister to you, that this is the romance section? [/color]

marvel10: @Sexkillz, sometimes these coach passengers are treated so cos nobody wants to fight back. There are no guarantees that you will not be killed anyhow but yet, ladies obediently go to the bush. Rubbish! A group of rebellious teens with little responsibility will fight back. You know all these Corona types. Try that rubbish with a bush load of Alimosho LG youths. How long will it take them to load an arrow to a bow? Useless cowardly Naijas. Cutlass ko, AK ni.

sandyylove: Was bout 8yrs den.I travelled with my parents to my state 4 å burial.at night doin d wake-keeping,I felt sleepy nd told my mum,she took me home,put me to bed nd returned to d wake-keeping.after bout 2hrs our door opened nd å guy walked in wit å mask on,I kept quiet nd didn't move,dey took my dad's suitcase,his rifles(military man nd even dropped my mum's large suitcase on me to search 4 valuables.Anoda guy stood outside d door nd he was busy transferring d stuff to him.they thot I was asleep 2ru out dat tym or didn't even notice me.dey left once dey noticed sum1 coming nd d person ran to tell my parents.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Then it was, that it dawned on me that i have been robbed. When they left, i crawled to where my bag was, and it was as empty as empty can be. All around, fellow passengers where getting up, the ladies shedding silent tears and the others trying to salvage what was left of their belongings, me included. I managed to recover some clothes, but all those were inconsequential at that moment cos my almighty laptop was gone. . . The fools left the charger for me. Dumb things. My wallet and Atm cards were gone. I was broke as broke can be, and i had no idea what to do next, but i was grateful to be alive. Besides, others lost much more. But some were able to save one or two phones, and with those, we were able to arrange for help before we got to abuja.

When we pulled out of that spot 1 hour later, everyone was a little relaxed, but my heart went out to the molested ladies. Some were molested by 3 or 4 different men, without protection. . . Our next stop was a police station, where the female DPO in charge, demanded money before she could attend to us. We wasted another hour there. . . Sad country we live in.

I came back to base the next Wednesday, and on Sunday was the sad eventuality of the plane crash conveying people from abuja. It was that day i stopped brooding over my seeming loss. I realized that it could have been worse, and i gave thanks again.

The end.[/color]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Then it was, that it dawned on me that i have been robbed. When they left, i crawled to where my bag was, and it was as empty as empty can be. All around, fellow passengers where getting up, the ladies shedding silent tears and the others trying to salvage what was left of their belongings, me included. I managed to recover some clothes, but all those were inconsequential at that moment cos my almighty laptop was gone. . . The fools left the charger for me. Dumb things. My wallet and Atm cards were gone. I was broke as broke can be, and i had no idea what to do next, but i was grateful to be alive. Besides, others lost much more. But some were able to save one or two phones, and with those, we were able to arrange for help before we got to abuja.

When we pulled out of that spot 1 hour later, everyone was a little relaxed, but my heart went out to the molested ladies. Some were molested by 3 or 4 different men, without protection. . . Our next stop was a police station, where the female DPO in charge, demanded money before she could attend to us. We wasted another hour there. . . Sad country we live in.

I came back to base the next Wednesday, and on Sunday was the sad eventuality of the plane crash conveying people from abuja. It was that day i stopped brooding over my seeming loss. I realized that it could have been worse, and i gave thanks again.

The end.[/color]

uncletbuddy: Imagine my little cousin asking me "don't you know the road to your mouth" cos we don't have light and the only torch in the house was that which I was using to eat, she asked for it and I refuse then she made dat annoying statement "Don't you know the road to your mouth"...

dont8: Imagine Ije ever divorcing sexdon!

dont8: Imagine Dubem taking over my treasure Ije!
Can you ever imagine Dubem to be the cause of quarel between me and Ije?

ijebabe: we are now divorced, effective immediately!!! mtcheeew!

dont8: Imagine me taking korrection from woman!

dont8: Imagine me marrying two more wives after Ije i.e Stella and Shollypopz.

dubem3: imagine Ije mistaking me for a cook

ijebabe: Imagine Dubem refusing to cook me dinner? I thought you were a friend!

dubem3: imagine Tbuddy insinuating that he is wise all the time. Even tell wisdom isn't.

femionasan: Have a family friend who was hit by a bus driver somewhere in Ojota, he doesnt talk much. He sat in the car, lit a stick of Rothmans, stepped out opened his trunk took out a baseball bat smashed both side mirrors, smashed the headlamps and made sure the bulbs were completely broken cos it was dark at the time and walked back into his car. Not one person uttered a word and then he drove off.

Dis Guy: you hit someone's car then you accuse them of liking trouble

Starrylady: Lmao!!!!!..try hit yoruba man car,mk u c wetin go happn! If oduduwa no cm dwn cm beg am... Den b ready 2 commit homocide! Na dem no get power bt dem lyk trbl! Moderator abeg no barr me o!

sholay2011: Omotola is damn beautiful!!! See d hairstyle, dress nd carriage. Let me call my agent to get me dt her number i deleted mnths ago...

lekzwyc: If Nigerian mechanics were doctors Mehnnnn come and see blood everywhere in his office, theatre room, their cloth like black engine oil.....they will use their cloth and hair to clean their hand.