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Billyonaire: Dont blame the cosmic. Get a visa

Thank u jare.
Simple!

Somebody wants a story from the actor and Fmary has given one!
LOL.....was dat aroko?

fellis: But why is it only victims that are sharing their experiences? The armed robbers that are on NL should also share their robbing experiences na.

I just don know how I go laugh for this post....laugh don tear my belle o!

Welcome back omotosexy!
We thank God for the quick recuperation!

Pakavy: just curious,is it d real sango ota i hav had of or just a nickname 4 a bad spot?

D real sango otta...Ogun State!

Timileyin: [size=18pt]haaa Sango Ota is a died zone [/size] they tried to collect my car twice, its very rampant. They snatch cars every day

That place is meant for ogboju ode ninu igbo irumole o....na die zone!
One of my uncles lost a car there yrs back....''its always like a dream anytime I recall'' he do say!

Biyi1471: You are funny. Me think the way Mimi addressed their boss touched his heart. His guilty conscience played in. How would he feel if his own child could address him as 'Daddy armed robber'?

U said it all!
Like Grandad Armed Robber!
He was really touched coupled with the innocence on Mimi's face!

fluxbush: Mine happened way back wen i was in my second year in the university.One early sunday morning,I was ill and planned to skip church for dat day.My two sisters were getting ready for the church service.Suddenly,the outer door to my lodge was opened and a guy stepped in and asked my sister who was standing in d corridor,if all her sisters were at home.She assumed he was one of anybody's frnd and said yes.He walked ryt in with anoda guy and stepped into our room.He shoved my sister into d room,and pointed a small pistol at her.The other guy brought out a long scary looking rifle from his baggy jeans.We were still staring at dem,lyk idiots.The first guy,who seemed to be deir leader,told us to lie dwn and stop starin at dem.The second guy was busy searching the entire room and our bathroom.Wen he came to d place my eldest sis usually hides money,she surprisingly jumped up and blocked his path.He took the mirro and almost smashed her head in but d leader stopped him.Already,he had taken our fones and was quietly and politely 'begging' us to bring d money out.We kept denyin dat we had money and it pissed off d oda guy.Anoda guy walked in and started loosening his trousers for a gang rape.He called out to d odas outsyd to cum in.Their leader told dem to hold on.He walked to my eldest sis and asked her which sec skul she attended.She replied FGC Ikot ekpene.He told her dat he knew her and dat was wen she recognised him,as her immediate senior bk den.He turned to me and asked y I was writhing.I said I was ill.Can u imagine he took out his wallet and dropped sum money for my drugs?He den told all his guys to leave and locked us insyd.Though he took d fones,we were hapi we werent gang raped cuz evryone in d lodge had travelled for the wkend.I will never forget dat day.

The reason y we shld always have clean slate....ur sister's!

During my universities days, I was inside my apartment chilling with my gen running outside.
All of a sudden, my gen stopped working....so unusual!
I decided to go check it out, but to my surprise, I saw two guys carrying my gen away...WTF.
''Hey guys, thats my gen...whats happening?''
''Come and collect it now....u dey craze abi''
Oh boy, I was just looking like zombie till they disappeared into the dark o!