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Like u knew what has been on my mind.
Well, its been said that at the last day, people will go out to seek for whatever is pleasing to their ears.
Ths issue of masturbation is one of them....doctrine to enslave the youths!
Now, they are happy that it has finally been said by a ''man of God''.
What happens next, maybe homosexuals and lesbians will be encouraged to go public!

Rocktation: It is so much easier to defend pastor Chris now, innit? But when it comes to other faiths and churches, y'all will stand gidigba to cast and bind. Mscheww.

Help me ask am o!
We are in the period of grace!
I wonder if the days of Moses is applicable noe!

diluminati: my head is a jammed right now that i cant understand what you mean by this. can you explain in reverse? are you making sense? because there are many crooked pastors like him plying their trade for eternity but God hasnt striked them down? so what the fuckery are you saying?

Pastor Kumuyi is somebody.
I am somebody.
Abacha was somebody.
Idi amin was somebody.
Guru maraji is somebody.
Hitler was somebody.

Anybody can be somebody depending on how u affect ur generation!

egift: If nobody talks about you, then you are a nobody!

What is ur point here?
Does it mean that a ''man of God'' shldnt be corrected.
Mine concern is not abt the issue of money, fleet of cars and d likes.
Now, he has misled many youths into believeing that mastubation is Godly...what sort of doctrine is that, and not just in the church, but on a national, if not ''international'' television.

Answer me,shld we condone that?

wisepluto: I seem to wonder why the forum moderator finds it pleasing wrongly projecting issues related to Christ Embassy and Pastor Chris. Do change, now that an advice is coming your way. Thank You!

Thats it!
But what u made u think he hasnt been there since...lounge!

mikuz: Aftermath of Illuminati

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How sure are u that no be another company dey manage their site!

inas911: Hey guys, how many of you have an hosting account with Smartwebng.com. This company is the worst web hosting company i have ever seen since i became a web developer. As you read this article, i had about 5 domains with them, but due to there inefficiency, i transfered three, remaining two WITH THEM. As you read this, for the past two days now, non of the 2 websites have been showing up. Do you guys know the most annoying thing? There own company website is running well. Meaning that, they are trying to cripple some of our bizness while there's continue running, i am about transfering the two remaining websites from there server a a new company.

Last year, they went off for three weeks. Non of our sites were coming up. They made me loose over a n100,000 box. This year again they have started. GOD PUNISH THE THEY I MET THEM. So guys, if you know you have website running on there server, USE YOUR HEAD ! ME I DON JAR !

U no go do pass ur power o!
Instead of food, u can bring a very chilled water, try improvise!
And if nothing at all,let ur visitor know...simple!

Fhemmmy: So what would the visitor do, if the host dont even have meat to serve him/her with?

I c no reason why u no waka pass, when dis post is 'rubbish' to u.
Is ur post not making it to homepage?.....hold on and allow this guy.
How do u serve ur visitor?
I wil come around if impressive?

PurestBoy: You even have money to cook with meat, abeg waka pass jare, there are many things bothering Nigerians now and not ur food & visitor crap. I wonder abt d kinds of topics that make homepage nowadays

Nice one buddy.......imagine!

[quote author=££VICTOR££]Onome, was driving one day in Warri. It became dark & he discovered his headlights weren't working. As a sharp Warri guy, he decided 2 follow d car in front of him and use its headlight 2 see the way. at some point, the car in front stopped and Onome stuck out his head and shouted angrily,"My friend, what is your problem? Will u move". D man in the other car shouted bcak, "Shuo! Which levels? Make I move 4 inside my own garage again"?

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How can I rank this?

Tragicomedy, cargo aircraft?
Hmmm!
120 Nigerians deported without preparation due to flaws in papers!

Naija, make we sef dey sit down jeje for our house, nobody dey chase us for here, we can go on some days vacation for there if we like, but hustling there, nope!

So,na for us also to go pack some britons and deport dem via cargo aircraft, its as simple as that.

LOL, been laughing here, walahi, cargi aircraft?

Its not funny though, some have been there for years,but being deported with ghana-must-go bags, okay o!

Naija,back to us, na to revenge like we did to S/A?

It would have been better if they have bought a private jet each with a runway at their back yards, walahi, na just a matter of time, thunder go fire the soon in no time![color=#006600][/color]

It would have been better if they have bought a private jet each with a runway at their back yards, walahi, na just a matter of time, thunder go fire the soon in no time![color=#006600][/color]

U dont run your mouth when u r not sure abt a particular thing (RUMOUR).

Of Pastor Adeboye, I can tell and not cos Im a redeem member. He used his money and not church's to buy his jet.

He has many long time investments that are paying off for him today.

Do u think sey na so easy to dey spend Church money as one likes?

U just talk, y cant u confirm things before u drool!

U said ex!
Old story, past tense!

Behind ur gel up so dat her Ex eyes go pop when he sees her!

Female is synonymous to forgiveness.
A lady dat lacks forgivness shld be totally excused, she mite end up being a terrible wife and mother!

Females are known to be tender hearted and forgiving!

Divorce?
We will need to sit down and rub minds
1. If Im not man enough to satisfy her sexually.
2. If she enjoys being lesbo naturally.
3. For how long has she been into it.before or after we met?
4. Y wldnt she tell me all these days.
5. What does she wanna do abt it. because its synonymous to practicing polyandry.
6. I will start praying for her cos its devilish sleeping with the same sex.
Who said no?, I dnt argue,keep ur points to urself.I know the truth that sets free!

There is nothing I can do if at the end of the day she refuses to quit.I'll just need to upgrade my responsibilies towards her in order to win her totally to my side.

Remember God is against divorce!

As her husband,keep praying for her, and also, he shld attend more to her sexually!

I no talk am?
It will soon b a bill to be passed in America.watch out!

Whats ur pains all about?
Explain&lets c what can be done to tackle d if-there-is-at-all situation!

There is no crime in using any of thse things, even though we have been known as ''their'' bin, we accept anything here without questioning.

D main issue is that, na follow follow plenty pass.

Ask some of them how many yrs Brazillian can last.,they do not know, some sef no sabi most features of BB and other phones, we just dey follow follow.

Lets be HIP and lets know the reason why we are buying a particular product.

And lets make proper use of it.
Dont ping,2go or whatspp while driving.

God bless Nigerians and God bless Nigeria!

Here we go again!
Wont we leave these men of God for God to judge!

Atleast, all what they do is propagating the name of Jesus.

Its left for God to decide.

Judgement day is gonna be full of surprises!

Pray we are counted worthy!

FXKing2012:God bless u so much my brother, does one masturbate without defiling of one's mind?

People?
Always quoting to suit themselves!

I bet u, the rate of masturbation is on d alarming rate at the moment, since Pastor Chris has given the green light,

The perfect example is Jesus, not Chris!

And dont ask me if its good to use modern technologies since Jesus never used!

Of course, it can never be disputed, our police force is a failure and full of craps, and not competent enough (not at all?), say whatever u like, they are!

But from another angle,its for ours good, police is a designer and I have police frame, we all love the designer as we love others,but some hoodlums are making use of it to rob our fellow Nigerians that are not as HIP as we, thereby denting more the image of the already DENTED NPF by accusing them of those robberies cos all what they c is police inscribed clothing that we all know not be NPF wears, but designer.

Lets for God's sake help out poor and uneducated citizens to curb this menace.atleast we are only banned from wearing police tops and not trousers, frames, perfumes and d likes.

Who cares abt the Police, to hell with them, we are only after the safety of our fellow Nigerians!

God bless Nigerians, God bless Nigeria![color=#006600][/color]

Phraoh, u just spoke my mind.
''Effizy''[color=#006600][/color]

Phraoh, u just spoke my mind.
''Effizy''[color=#006600][/color]

Of course, it can never be disputed, our police force is a failure and full of craps, and not competent enough (not at all?), say whatever u like, they are!

But from another angle,its for ours good, police is a designer and I have police frame, we all love the designer as we love others,but some hoodlums are making use of it to rob our fellow Nigerians that are not as HIP as we, thereby denting more the image of the already DENTED NPF by accusing them of those robberies cos all what they c is police inscribed clothing that we all know not be NPF wears, but designer.

Lets for God's sake help out poor and uneducated citizens to curb this menace.atleast we are only banned from wearing police tops and not trousers, frames, perfumes and d likes.

Who cares abt the Police, to hell with them, we are only after the safety of our fellow Nigerians!

God bless Nigerians, God bless Nigeria![color=#006600][/color]

Of course, it can never be disputed, our police force is a failure and full of craps, and not competent enough (not at all?), say whatever u like, they are!

But from another angle,its for ours good, police is a designer and I have police frame, we all love the designer as we love others,but some hoodlums are making use of it to rob our fellow Nigerians that are not as HIP as we, thereby denting more the image of the already DENTED NPF by accusing them of those robberies cos all what they c is police inscribed clothing that we all know not be NPF wears, but designer.

Lets for God's sake help out poor and uneducated citizens to curb this menace.atleast we are only banned from wearing police tops and not trousers, frames, perfumes and d likes.

Who cares abt the Police, to hell with them, we are only after the safety of our fellow Nigerians!

God bless Nigerians, God bless Nigeria![color=#006600][/color]

In a nutshell,3direct's theorem works.