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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Widow For Ingesting 69 Wraps Of Heroin by Ayofaks(f): 3:13pm On Oct 30, 2019
AFONJA!!cheesy grin....food don land for our Igbo brethren cheesy grin

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Family / Re: Come Share Your Biggest Problem, Challenge Or Source Of Depression! by Ayofaks(f): 9:35pm On Oct 27, 2019
Weirdgee:
my biggest depression is my skin. Am handsome when I was younger, but ever since I have pimples, my face has turned different colours. I use all sort of cream name it: Epidem cream, Funbact A, Visita plus name it. Because of this my confidence level is now 10% instead of %100 I have had before. If only my face can be normal again I will be the happiest guy on planet earth. I really appreciate it if anyone here can give me everlasting solution cus this face is hiding my potential. That's is one my biggest problems. But firstly I want my face to be normal again.

All those tube creams you've been using will actually worsen it. Here is something to do, get Ghana black soap, soak it in warm water overnight, a wrap is 400, add 3spoons of turmeric and neem powder to it, add 2teaspoon of lemon juice. Mix everything together, apply the soap on your face, let it dry, then wash off with water. You can also get Clincap tube cream, it's specially made for pimples.

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Family / Re: My Life Or My Family? by Ayofaks(f): 2:19am On Oct 26, 2019
blessedvisky:
cheeseballs drop your email. I understand what is going on and how to go about it but I won't like to type it here since it concerns you and you only. I'll contact you

Drop his email for what Oga undecided Oga talk wetin you wan talk for here make we follow see.

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Nigerians React To The Car Mercy Got As Winner by Ayofaks(f): 10:24am On Oct 09, 2019
Haters everywhere tongue
Family / Re: [deleted] by Ayofaks(f): 2:20pm On Oct 01, 2019
@Op, I sell ORIGINAL kayan mata that can help you and your husband, libido booster for women kiss wink
Religion / Re: Pastor And Masquerade Go Toe-To-Toe While 'Evangelizing' In Market Place by Ayofaks(f): 12:17pm On Oct 01, 2019
Inside life cheesy cheesy grin

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Business / Re: Is There Any Business I Can Start With N10,000 by Ayofaks(f): 2:34pm On Sep 28, 2019
NiceMaryse:
Is it possible to start something with #10,000. Please advice.

Thank you

Take that 10,000, go to Army Arena shopping complex @ Bolade Oshodi, buy all these fancy slippers ladies are wearing now, price range is between 400-600 depending on the quantity you're buying, you can resell them at double their prices.

As time goes on, you can add the male slides, price range of these is from 500-700. I'm assuming you're in Lagos though.

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Family / Re: What Is The Best Approach To Catch A Cheating Wife. by Ayofaks(f): 9:16pm On Sep 20, 2019
Mstick:
Like I said, instead of wasting your "manliness" arguing and fighting for battle of supremacy with women ONLINE then when you're done you go and eat "mommy thank you" why don't you get busy?

Of course I am like my mother, she was so bad that today the "old man" is calling and sending emissaries to pacify and beg her. grin

Today she's in Spain with her son and his family meanwhile "the old man" gave me 30 missed calls today alone because he wants to "talk".



I wrote that post with my clear conscious mind if I didn't I wouldn't leave it up, so you boy, can not bully or shame with what I wrote Myself.

I never said all men a like my father but since you had to go dig up my post and since the beginning of this thread you've been looking for the woman to go back and forth with, then it's safe to say you're not even a MAN.

wink


I love this. Own your experience, don't allow anyone shame you or bully you into silence smiley

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Crime / Re: See How A 1st Wife Sends Her 7-yr-old Daughter To Kill 2nd Wife’s 3-day-old Baby by Ayofaks(f): 11:58am On Sep 19, 2019
Danobi5920:


Mumu, do other religions go around killing innocent people in the name of bombing and axing undecided. Yoruba Muslims are the worst.

Oponu ni e undecided
Crime / Re: See How A 1st Wife Sends Her 7-yr-old Daughter To Kill 2nd Wife’s 3-day-old Baby by Ayofaks(f): 11:57am On Sep 19, 2019
Danobi5920:
Muslims and evil are 5 and 6. .shameless people.

You're the shameless one with this your senseless generalisation.
Family / Re: Ornicus This Thread Is For You, Let's Talk by Ayofaks(f): 9:24pm On Sep 11, 2019
Tpia is back?? shocked shocked shocked

I miss you and kanwulia's drama of those days cheesy grin

Welcome back smiley
Business / Re: Shoprite Shutdown In Owerri As Police Takeover Premises by Ayofaks(f): 4:17pm On Sep 04, 2019
Denikayan:
It will be taken over in the night.

All this are just decoration.

The bushmeat and the hunter will be friends at night.

I'm sorry if I sound insensitive but this is funny cheesy grin
Car Talk / Re: Is Innoson IVM G80 A Rebadged Chinese-Made BAIC BJ80 SUV? See The Similarities by Ayofaks(f): 9:26pm On Aug 19, 2019
Commentor:


Celebrate him for doing what exactly?

Celebrate him for providing jobs, for promoting entrepreneurs. Innoson does not only employ graduates, his plastic company is one of the major buyers of recycled waste plastics in Nigeria.

He could have been importing it like the others but he chose not to. Those who're into plastic recycling know this, our own Eleganza plastic prefer to import their raw materials.

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Car Talk / Re: Is Innoson IVM G80 A Rebadged Chinese-Made BAIC BJ80 SUV? See The Similarities by Ayofaks(f): 3:39pm On Aug 19, 2019
Why are we so hard on ourselves like this? Let's celebrate Innoson, His brand is proudly Nigerian, let's leave it at that. All these scrutiny and trying to degrade or rubbish our own won't take us anywhere.

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Crime / Re: Hausa And Yoruba Youths Clash In Oke Odo - Lots Of Damage Done by Ayofaks(f): 4:05pm On Aug 18, 2019
This is ile epo market shocked shocked
Fashion / Re: Skin Care Products For You by Ayofaks(f): 9:13pm On Aug 11, 2019
Our Testimonies kiss

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Family / Re: Men Of These Days by Ayofaks(f): 8:29pm On Jul 31, 2019
genq:


Lol. You'll be damned if I get worked up over this trashy post or any other stupid post made by the OP.
This child called LillyVal actually has a thread called "can men make women happy without money?" grin.. As if it's a man's job to make you wh0rees happy. Women are naturally miserable and discontented creatures and any simp who endeavours to make a woman happy is doing nothing but hitting his empty skull on hard rocks.

Naturally miserable and wh0rish like your mother and all the females in your lineage ehn undecided kiss

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Romance / Re: Identical Twin Sisters Get Married On Same Day To Men From Same State by Ayofaks(f): 4:58am On Jul 26, 2019
This story is from FIN group on Facebook, I hope you're not intruding on these people's privacy. Their traditional engagement picture you posted is from the group.

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Family / Re: Have You Ever Lost Everything You Worked For? by Ayofaks(f): 10:31am On Jul 24, 2019
Saveme27:
I did not dip hand into any body's pocket if you can't help someone leave them alone. I won't take cursing from anyone.

Oga, Nigeria is hard ooo, this Next level has made things harder. 850k gone! gone just like that to betting shocked lipsrsealed
Family / Re: Have You Ever Lost Everything You Worked For? by Ayofaks(f): 10:28am On Jul 24, 2019
yettymuse:
you're a foolish boy if you truly squandered 850,000naira on punting and you don't deserve sympathy! Run along and go get a life!

He didn't even split the money into half, #850,000 gone just like that shocked shocked

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Family / Re: #savethefamilysection by Ayofaks(f): 5:44am On Jul 13, 2019
calgaryFriend:
@Op I understand where you are coming from, but dont be shortsighted, that you can afford to eat 3 square meals a day without needing to raise adverts on nairaland is a priviledge.

Allow people earn their living, if they are not hustling it is people like you that will say they are lazy.

So because you are too lazy to scroll to the next page of a website that is not even your own now , people should starve to death ?

Very insensitive , and wicked of the poster of this thread.

Oga, there's business section where they can advertise anything they want.

Some sections even have market sub-section eg fashion, tech, autos, real estate etc, let these people look for appropriate sections and advertise their goods there.

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Family / Re: Need A Listening Ear by Ayofaks(f): 6:07am On Jul 06, 2019
ThothHermes:
By our respective natures, a man would not tolerate a woman that is cheating brazenly if he is faithful and dutiful.

I have tried to imagine it and it's not just possible in my head. It will take the most enraged feminist to dream up something so implausible. grin

It's not society. It's nature. You want to advice divorce? Go ahead.
Wetin concern me? As if divorce is one El Dorado like that.
This is a fixable problem. If you don't want to try to fix it., wahala tiyin niyen grin

Divorce is not a death sentence Oga, marriage is not a do or die something. How many years are we spending on this earth that one will spend the little time in sadness and perpetual gloom? God forbid!!!

Will God even ask for marriage certificate when we all die? The way some people directly/indirectly encourage women to stay in unhappy marriages is mind boggling.

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Family / Re: Suspicious? Access Her Whatsapp Chats Without Touching Her Phone (remotely) by Ayofaks(f): 12:28am On Jun 25, 2019
Mazi007:
I said remotely without touching the person’s phone you’re talking about whatscan, That’s y Nigeria no dey progress, listen to details first and learn more even if you know, see this one na talking about whatscan, the other day a woman messaged me and said she has searched this WhatsApp hack all through the internet and she even arrived at whatscan but it’s not remotely cause she had to beg her take her husband’s phone and even asked him what his password his before she could use the whatscan can u imagine meanwhile the husband didn’t even tell her his password so she decided to learn what i have to offer and today she’s found out that the man don’t cheat and since then she’s been very loyal and faithful to her husband more than she was before, this is a decision to learn or leave, am not hacking peoples bank account to remove money but am only selling my knowledge here as an IT student

Yinmu embarassed tongue

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Family / Re: Suspicious? Access Her Whatsapp Chats Without Touching Her Phone (remotely) by Ayofaks(f): 11:23pm On Jun 21, 2019
People, just download whatscan for whatsweb from playstore and you're good to go tongue

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Sports / Re: Tiger Woods Wins Masters Tournament - 1st Since 2005 by Ayofaks(f): 10:17am On Apr 15, 2019
peacettw:
I lost my respect for this man a long time ago. All I can say towards this supposed success is this, your time has come and gone... Leave the younger ones to find their footing. Michael Jordan retired from basketball and will forever be remembered as one of the greatest athlete of our generation with millions from endorsements etc.
Tiger Woods should aim towards that. Repair your public image first and help us forget your past deeds. Then work towards immortalizing your name in golf. Winning tournaments by a stroke of luck etc will not do that

Who your respect epp madam? undecided

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Crime / Re: Lady Brutally Stabs Her Friend Over An Instagram Comment In Asaba, Delta State by Ayofaks(f): 7:11pm On Mar 19, 2019
Shibaraba:
Reminds me of one elohor that year
The girl kaka na bakassi peninsula
I sha dey browse her steady
As I see say she love my IP address I come say make I milk her small
Dey use her funds dey use carry other okpos
The day wey she find out I think say na that day I go see my ancestors.
Na that day I know say yansh wey we dey see so dem dey use am do weapon
Me wey I legelege like sugar cane.
She use the yansh pin me on top bed come dey interrogate me.
I no fit move left or right,I no fit breathe, I just dey beg.
After much begging she chop another set of lies
Come release me.
I just do like say nothing happen ,use style say I wan go buy cigar
Japa season two.
Me and she never see till date.i
Fear girls, fear delta girls more

cheesy cheesy cheesy...Oga, you for wait na grin
Religion / Re: Nigerian Preacher Arrested For Public Disturbance In London(pics) by Ayofaks(f): 8:56pm On Feb 24, 2019
Goddys:


You are a fanatic for reading and understanding bible verbatim without putting into consideration that linguistic is dynamic and words that closely capture original meaning used in Hebrew texts were adopted.

Don't call me boy next time except that is what you call your father

E pain am die.. grin grin grin...bye boy embarassed
Religion / Re: Nigerian Preacher Arrested For Public Disturbance In London(pics) by Ayofaks(f): 8:49pm On Feb 24, 2019
Goddys:



The problem I have with fanatics like you is that your rationality has been smeared and masked that things that are so glaring to a 7 year old becomes so difficult and recondite for your type to grasp.

Which Hebrew word represents 'It' since you are wise? Hebrew has no word for gender neutrality. Fanatic

I'm a fanatic for quoting the bible?? grin grin grin...Bye boy kiss
Religion / Re: Nigerian Preacher Arrested For Public Disturbance In London(pics) by Ayofaks(f): 8:43pm On Feb 24, 2019
Goddys:


Shut up. What do you know about Holy Spirit? Holy spirit is neither he nor she. 'It' better represents Holy Spirit cuz it is neither masculine nor feminine


Also, You need to go back to English class as 'it' is used to represent any thing without a gender to ascribe to it.

Don't test my knowledge cuz you haven't reached my level both academically and spiritually

John 14:26

But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, 'he' shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.

undecided

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Preacher Arrested For Public Disturbance In London(pics) by Ayofaks(f): 8:23pm On Feb 24, 2019
Goddys:


I believe it exists but even Holy Ghost is rational. It's some Christians who are intoxicated that are irrational. Holy Spirit preaches moderate lifestyle and obedience to the law of the Society.

I just don't want to talk about call for prayers at mosque cuz it's a lesser evil to the concept of jihad we are witnessing all over the world

You don't use 'it' for the holy spirit...the holy spirit is part of the Trinity, 'it' is used for non-living things, the holy spirit is eternally alive. Thank you.

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