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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Olivier Giroud Signs For Arsenal by ayojango(m): 12:32pm On Jun 26, 2012
BizBooks:

Well, Gervinho can be considered a French player. He is from Ivory Coast, a French
speaking country and used to play in France. There is no doubt that Arsene Wenger has a
strong bias for French or France based players. Take a look at this long list of French
players on Arsenal squad:

Bakare Sagna
Abou Diaby
Laurent Koscielny
Sebastien Squillaci
Francis Coquelin
Marouane Chamakh
Olivier Girourd
Alex Song (Cameroun / French)
Gervinho (Ivory Coast / French)

Thierry Henry (ex-player)
Christian Viera (ex-player)
Gael Clichy (ex-player)
Samir Nasr (ex-player)

If Wenger gets a goal-keeper from France, he could field an entire team made up of French
players.



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Don't use grammer to confuse your self u say french based: what does that mean,wat club did henry Arsenal from,and vieiras first name is patrick.

We knw English players aint got skillz so no one bids for them and d few ones abroad Flop. So get ur facts correct,being based in a place doesn't mean ur from there
Politics / Re: Presidential Media Chat On Sunday 24th June At 7:00PM by ayojango(m): 8:47am On Jun 24, 2012
deltaforce7: It is absurdity that people just log in here and make comments on issues they know nothing about. If GEJ is scheduled for Presidential Media chat tomorrow,it is important that we wait for the programme to take place before making unsavoulry comments capable of worstening the crisis situation we already have in our hands.As CITIZENS of this political entity called Nigeria we owe ourselves the duty to steer the nation back to the path of peace, not to run our mouths carelessly to destroy what we have built over the years. It is even worse when these remarks are coming from the youth. Please, let us be constructive in our criticisms ,and enough of the vituperations we pour on one another.
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He has nothin to OFFER and we all know ds,what has he got to say, he removed Azazi and appointed d son of a former sultan(alleged sponsors of boko haram. He's clueless,dumb,inept,lacks progressive vision
Fashion / Re: What Perfume(s) You Wearing by ayojango(m): 5:29pm On Jun 21, 2012
darkgemini: Oh I love perfumes.

Cheap&chic - Moschino
Hugo woman - Hugo boss
Intense - Hugo boss
Femme - Hugo boss
Provocative woman - Elizabeth Arden
Lady million - Paco Rabanne
Red door - Elizabeth Arden
Amarige - Givenchy
Pure white linen pink coral - estee lauder

There are a few more I have but can't remember as I am not crazy about them.
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Wowwwww u mean u wear all these.
Fashion / What Perfume(s) You Wearing by ayojango(m): 3:05pm On Jun 20, 2012
Cool Water- Davidoff
Intimate- David Beckham
Aqua di Gio- G Armani

Wats urs
TV/Movies / Re: Best Movies You Watch As a Child by ayojango(m): 2:09pm On Jun 20, 2012
Jayboy124: Has to be Bollywood films Dharam Veer, Burning Train, Sunita and Hollywood film Sound of Music.
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Where can one get these movies for download
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: S S S Recruiting Test by ayojango(m): 9:49am On Jun 20, 2012
Must u submit in our home state,is ther no form of online application.

Won't b easy travellin from lag down south,most times they already have their candidates.

Nothin is ever on MERIT in ds country
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is Dating Don Jazzy by ayojango(m): 3:44pm On Jun 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: She go gbench am for dough na! Na2day!

But poster were ur link? Or u just formulate d possible give we ni
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Hey havnt heard dt word(gbench) in ages!!!
Car Talk / Re: The Funny Names Nigerians Give Cars by ayojango(m): 10:58am On Jun 18, 2012
Volkswagen was called Ijapa(tortoise).

Also two door or coupe cars r called 'yerinbeto' move ur head lemme spit. because ders no back window nor door.
Car Talk / Re: Honda Accord Keyless Entry by ayojango(m): 5:33pm On Jun 17, 2012
Tnks a lot,Iv found d key
Politics / Re: Christian Youths Kill Muslims In Reprisal Attacks At Gonin Gora, Kaduna by ayojango(m): 5:28pm On Jun 17, 2012
Burn as many mosques as possible,xtians have been too patient,ds anti-christ dnt respect d sabbath day @ all. Violence met with violence brings peace!!!
Politics / Re: The Gospel According To ‘Saint’ Farouk by ayojango(m): 6:23pm On Jun 14, 2012
grin hmmm I like ds King james version,but pls give us the revised version of it or the new International version,ther all d names will b well pronounced,amount stolen and their punishment etc.
Family / Re: Her Boyfriend Won't Reveal His Surname And Age by ayojango(m): 8:22am On Jun 14, 2012
My take:

1She also hid her name and he found out.
2.She is dating other men
3.It was meant to b a fling
4.The guy is Married
5.He never asked her out.
6.He hacked into her phone and saw al her shady dealings.
7.They were intimate from d first week they met.

Prove me wrong.

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Travel / Re: Dana Air Pilot’s Last Conversations With Air Traffic Controller by ayojango(m): 11:15am On Jun 12, 2012
sadyeek:

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I actually was feeling sad, this post put a smile on my face. Even though I have no idea what it means!

So sad!
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We are in trouble pls help us oh, we are dying pls save us(yoruba dialect)

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Politics / Re: PDP May Lose Aso Rock If CPC & ACN Merge by ayojango(m): 5:23pm On Jun 08, 2012
Merger oh,acquisiton oh,its INEC that wwould still determine who wins,OBJ said in 79 d that being d best candidate does nt mean u will.
Romance / Re: Chronicles Of A Lagos Banker by ayojango(m): 5:18am On Jun 06, 2012
Lost two family members in d crash no inspiration for now
Family / Re: Girl He Never Slept With Claims To Be Pregnant For Him by ayojango(m): 5:09pm On Jun 05, 2012
Latrice699@gmail.com:
Is this ur issue or a friend?
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Hmmm am thinkin d same too oh

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NYSC / Re: Where And When Did You Do Your NYSC? by ayojango(m): 3:57pm On Jun 05, 2012
Effium high school,Ebonyi state 06/07.that place is cut of from d world

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Romance / Re: Chronicles Of A Lagos Banker by ayojango(m): 10:37pm On Jun 04, 2012
ijebabe: Nice attempt but you need to work on using more punctuation marks and spacing. We can't tell when a conversation has begun or when it ends. Paragraphs and structure are all wrong. Just keep this in mind for your other posts smiley
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Thanks a lot,not a writer as such its just my memoir.
Romance / Re: Chronicles Of A Lagos Banker by ayojango(m): 9:56pm On Jun 04, 2012
Time was nearing 4pm and didn't wanna get stuck in the Lekki-Ajah traffik,so i drove on top speed towards the Island al though I ran into it, I found my way out easily and headed towards my second abode around Lekki phase 1

Where are you big head?

Have you forgotten its my birthday?

You promised taking me out' am heading to my former branch to pick up my cake meet me there.OMG!! it was Nina our very saucy Customer service Officer.

She was transferred to my branch a month earlier as a relief, and I must confess she was a jezebel.she would even exchange words with the manager insisting she was right in her actions.Her ass was damm big and it shot out,she had a dangerous V shaped curve,well equipped breasts wit dim eyes,she was always dressed to kill,she had a radiant chocolate skin which i admired.
I had even seen the manager, gazing at her lustfully on several occassions, no wonder he wouldn't caution or query her.Nina was nasty and rude though she was very good on the job.
Romance / Re: Chronicles Of A Lagos Banker by ayojango(m): 5:01pm On Jun 04, 2012
I must have slept for about 45mins when I heard a knock on the door.I peeped and saw Diane she was looking so hot and good to eat. "Open jare" she screamed.
Diane is a model cum reporter with a PR firm. Always on fitted jeans with heels,light skinned with dark eyes.I wasn't buying brazilian hair cause hers was naturally long.

' How did u know I would be home this early I asked its just after 12

she just waved a hand and went to d kitchen.

She picked chocolate and ice cubes from the fridge,immediately I knew what she was up to OH MY! I thought! She wants me to lick her. We went to the room, took of my shirt and spread some on my nipples.She used the tip of her tongue, ran her fingers down my navel to my joystick,blood rose in me as she gently rubbed d tip of my joystick.I slid my hands inside her panties and felt her soft curly hair. she was already wet as I dipped a finger into her hole she moaned,shrugged and closed her eyes.
I gently pulled her pubic hair 'come inside please she whispered. I turned her over and licked her ear, spread chocolate on her nipples and swallowed her boobs.She suddenly stared at me, I knew what she wanted.I placed some chocolate on her clit and licked her.
She must have felt like passing out, as she moaned heavily and dug her fingers on the sheets.I turned her sideways and used my thang to massage her center of gravity while still stroking her. I slid inside her like knife through butter she moaned 'oh mummy''oh mummy'' I could feel vibrations from my skull to my feet, I thrust deeper, the hotness felt like heaven.
Politics / Re: Is Gej's Regime The Worst In Nigeria's History? - Please Vote by ayojango(m): 10:13am On Jun 04, 2012
Ikenna Nweke: The yorubas are the problem of this great nation.How can one say that GEJ administration is the worse tha that of maradonaic IBB, satanic Abacha,evil OBJ or lazy Yar'Adua.Tinubu has decieved the entire yoruba nation.the posters here do not know anything about Nigeria history
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So ibb, abacha or yar adua r yoruba,just shows hw un intelligent u r,tinubu is a politician who uses. His skill to outwit unlike ur clueless president

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Romance / Chronicles Of A Lagos Banker by ayojango(m): 5:38pm On Jun 03, 2012
Dec 24 came with so much fanfare as we had been credited a lump sum of money by management . because xmas was next day, we were to do half day work(closin 12noon)I used d back exit and left around 10am.As I was driving out bisi one of my girlfrends called me. I had so much cash @ hand I was ready to set d city on fire.
We set off for a relaxation spot around gbagada,mind you she's gat a bad ass like j.lo after taking some energy drinks I felt the 'URGE'We set off for a relaxation spot around gbagada,mind you she's gat a bad ass like j.lo after begging and pleading she agreed we book a room.

Upon entering, she just flung me on d bed and went straight down she sucked all d liquid in my veins,I later laid her back on d bed and slid my stuff, and rammed like a beast.we both came almost @ d same time.because I had so much to do dat day I dropped her off n headed for home.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Adriatic Media Wave Ltd Calling. by ayojango(m): 8:14pm On May 30, 2012
My guy came home cryin said they had somethin like a video conference dt dnt work,they were given a contract form in which many culdnt fulfill.

No Nigerian office,NO id card,no sales no salary,most pple just walked out.am really sorry for d stress he's gone thru. Its a SCAM afterall

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Always Used The Word Boo, by ayojango(m): 10:23pm On May 29, 2012
Brush up ur grammer then she'll come back to her senses
Politics / Re: Reuben Abati Explains Why The President Didn't Say Amen To Anti Corruption Pray by ayojango(m): 2:44am On May 29, 2012
iluvnaija: Abuja– Spokesperson for President Jonathan Ebele Goodluck, Mr Reuben Abati, has responded to accusations that Jonathan and members of his cabal refused to say amen to at this weekend’s democracy day Church Service when the preacher offered a prayerful curse against corruption amongst public officials.

Speaking to reporters, Mr Abati revealed aspects of protocol that are not widely known outside Government circles, and which would explain why Mr President and ministers didn’t say Amen to the prayer by Most Reverend Peter Akinola, committing corrupt politicians to the court of God.

According to him, it is a long standing presidential protocol that during Church or Mosque services, the President only offers a fixed number of amens or amis, as the case may be.

The Reverend had offered many prayers and demanded many amens prior to the contentious one, Abati explained, the result of which was that the day’s quota of amens had been used up.

“Why?” asked the spokesperson, “would President not say amen to a prayer against corruption?”

He advised preachers, pastors, imams etc, to familiarise themselves with government protocol and to also limit the length of their prayers and sermons.

“It is the same people accusing the President of not saying amen to anti-corruption prayer that would be accusing him of favouritism if he had broken with protocol and said more amens than is allowed by constitution,” Abati said.

-Jowo Mabinu


Source: http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Reuben-Abati-explains-why-The-President-didnt-say-Amen-to-Anti-Corruption-Prayer
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Whers ds Abati from eh! Wat sort of person is ds,even al-mustapha dnt defend abacha like this.al I know is that d day of reckonin is coming soon
Politics / Re: FG Bans Private TV Stations Camera From ASO Rock Events by ayojango(m): 8:01pm On May 25, 2012
doctokwus: Are there tv stations in nigeria?If there are,who evn watches dem.Can't remember d last time watched a nigerian tv station,wen u av international stations,youtube,evn Nland to kp one updated.Wud rather watch a gud movie or series dan tune in to a station;watch evn south african stations& u wud know wat we call tv stations in nigeria are glorified,rebroadcasting,events recording outfits
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Uv said it all,even wen my cable expires I would rather watch movies or play games,the most annoying is that our local stations are not even clear
Politics / Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Like Insulting GEJ by ayojango(m): 4:14pm On May 24, 2012
Abagworo: I and one other person opened a thread about this in the past. The moderators need to act on it. The President is the face of our Nation and an insult on his person is an insult on Nigeria.
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Bleep d president cos he's a retardeen and has nothin to offer.he dsnt represent Nigeria,He rigged himself in,silly dumb cunt
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Adriatic Media Wave Ltd Calling. by ayojango(m): 6:39pm On May 23, 2012
@ daniel get to d trainin first n start d job then leave ur options open,who knws u mite b burstin your target monthly,no Job shuld enslave anybody pple hav quit oil companies and banks just because of other conditions.

Just relax n put in your best if its not worth it then quit.

Cheers.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Adriatic Media Wave Ltd Calling. by ayojango(m): 7:44pm On May 22, 2012
My friend says he has received an Email from joe, d trainin will hold this thursday in ikeja accordin to him
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Adriatic Media Wave Ltd Calling. by ayojango(m): 7:44pm On May 22, 2012
My friend says he has received an Email from joe, d trainin will old this thursday in ikeja accordin to him

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