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Celebrities / Re: Teju & Tobi's Pre-Wedding Photoshoot: Behind The Scenes Video by ayojango(m): 12:21am On Aug 25, 2012
She old pass am well well
Phones / Re: Should BlackBerry Phone Be Banned In Nigeria? by ayojango(m): 7:33pm On Aug 24, 2012
Ban corrupTion,fraud and terrorism improve technology then we mite nt need BB anymor cos we will b producin our own smartfones
Gaming / Re: Over-rated Footballers In PES 2012 by ayojango(m): 11:38am On Aug 17, 2012
Arshavin is like a demon very quick sharp n fast in d game

Wisheres shot power is almost hotter than RVP
Career / Re: How Does The First Three Months Looks Like In NDA by ayojango(m): 7:27am On Aug 17, 2012
@madawaki as regards salary its constant and very comfortable everyone is very paid

Outing r only on sundays btween 0800-1600hrs,ther r no banks or ATMs in d compound.

Be ther its like a University so d drills and education aspect r both tough. B prepared and brace urself its a Very TOUGH life ahead
And NO ONE will say SORRY

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Eating Roasted Corn In Amsterdam (Picture) by ayojango(m): 7:15am On Aug 17, 2012
Goin to stand in Lekki beach n snap if I don't make front page too,bye bye to NAIRALAND
Family / Re: In One Word Describe Your ''MOTHER'' by ayojango(m): 6:30pm On Aug 16, 2012
EFUNSETAN
Career / Re: How Does The First Three Months Looks Like In NDA by ayojango(m): 1:36pm On Aug 16, 2012
bechi2: please who knows what the first three months of regular combatant cadet looks like in the Nigerian Defence Academy(NDA). I just wanna know before i resume next month.
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U didn't even say 3weeks they will JOB u like madd yes dts d language and you must serv a master d funny thing is dt ul b allocated to smone much younger than you r.

Respect is strictly by rank so drop ur age @ home. When u hear JUNGLE DON MATURE!! Its time to head for bush drilling

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Car Talk / Re: Camry 99 Thermostat Removal by ayojango(m): 10:16am On Aug 16, 2012
[quote author=mobuch]

Hello, I would advise u heed ur mechanic's advise and remove it. Thermostat was designed by the manufacturers for use in very cold regions, so as to keep the  occupants warm. Here in nigeria, we live in a hot climate so we don't need it. Leaving the thermostat in ur car could lead to ur car overheating in traffic jam.

I had this same issue with the car I recently acquired, my temperature guage wz always at the middle due to the thermostat,n there wasn't traffic jam. As soon as my mechanic removed it, my temperature guage hardly rises except when I use the A|C, and with the A\C, it only stays at a 1 level below the middle guage



you might be having a blown out gasket d coolant regulates d Engine,it is never advisable to remove d thermostat

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Anthem Vs American Anthem: Am I An American? by ayojango(m): 8:18am On Aug 16, 2012
Let's b sincere he has a point,when yu singin d anthem of your country its sacrifice bt wat will d country do for you.

Look@ d number of Nigerians that sang other Anthems in d olympics.

D US flag is one of d most respected objects in d world and desecrating it is a crime.it represents d belief d people have in their leaders to solve their problems.

People make their country great and not otherwise
Car Talk / Re: Camry 99 Thermostat Removal by ayojango(m): 3:39pm On Aug 15, 2012
Berra put it back ASAP it serves as a coolant.
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by ayojango(m): 3:32pm On Aug 15, 2012
numen: My Maintenance Tips:

1.) Change Engine Oil every 3000km (I use Mobil)
2.) Use Oando's Dexron II for the Gear Box (Abro will knock your gear) - (already mentioned)
3.) While driving be mindful not to always turn the steering to the last possible angle(helps the shaft)
4.) If you have an open roof, periodically clean the drainage hole to avoid water leaking into the car
5.) Vibrating Sound infront of the car? Check your engine sitting(already mentioned)
6.) Your single pipe radiator which used to work might not be the cause of your current over-heating...Check your water pump!
7.) Your car is not accelerating according to pedal pressure? Timing Belt might be the culprit.

Just my 2cents guys. Hope this helps someone. I luv this thread like I luv my Honda.




This is awesome my bro, really gonna staick to s but can u expantiate on d last point my accord doesn't really pick up.tnks
Car Talk / Re: 2000/2001 Toyota Camry Vs 2002/2003 Volkswagen Passat by ayojango(m): 3:25pm On Aug 15, 2012
lexxycool: pls i need advice.....wc one is worth it


I'll rather buy a 1900 camry than use a 2013passat.german cars?never
Politics / Re: Nigeria Consul-general In New York - "I'm A Muslim, I Cant Enter A Church" by ayojango(m): 12:31pm On Aug 15, 2012
Y should a fanatic like dt b a consul general in a xtian state. They al just religious bigots now because of ramadan we not hearin much of boko haram

Nigeria is a failed state.
Education / Re: Misspelt Name On WAEC Result - Help by ayojango(m): 2:20pm On Aug 14, 2012
prodam: Go to a nearby court to obtain a sworn affidavit that would indicate the mistakes on the document and also indicate the correct spelling..that means a copy of this affidavit would be attached to your results
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Just do as ur told above goin to waec is a waste if time also its d name on d cert u shuld use but always present d affidavit as back up
Don't try to changhe it if not its VOID!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls Can Any One Tell Me How To Calculate Bank Charges by ayojango(m): 10:29am On Aug 12, 2012
baba ireti: Pls Fellow Nairalanders,I want to go defend an abnormal charges noticed on our statement,but I have a limited idea about the whole stuff( COT,Mngt fee,Service Charge,NIPS charges,NIPS vat etc,etc)
Experts! I need your brain to borrow pls
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Ur not an accountant and can't interprete balance sheet nor P/L so y shuld u b d one doin analysis,no wonder your firm is bein ripped off
Music/Radio / Re: State And Find Your Scarce Songs Here! by ayojango(m): 9:20am On Aug 12, 2012
Pls I need live in yankee by eedris only availabl on Amazon n its for sale
Family / Re: Marrying Someone You Are Not Crazy About.- Should I Marry Him? by ayojango(m): 3:25pm On Aug 11, 2012
You not in love yet u wanna marry him,when he proposed you accepted,you knew he wasn't financially ok(he squats,u earn more etc) and you just realized he's not d one.

My advice if you call it off and he asks y tell him YOU WERE DRUNK wen yu said yes
Politics / Re: Our Olympic Performance, A Reflection Of The Nigerian Nation by ayojango(m): 6:41pm On Aug 06, 2012
BlackBaron: A damning indictment of the state of our country. Everything going downhill.

160 million and not a single medal.
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This is just shocking the problem is that who is to blame and what is d way forward
Politics / Re: What Is Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's Real Offence? by ayojango(m): 9:30am On Jul 31, 2012
J12: She's efficient, Nigerians hate efficiency.
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The system is so bastardised that when Reforms come it is very difficult to adjust.nigerians hate change

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Politics / Re: Sarah Pane: GEJ Is The Most Insulted In The World - by ayojango(m): 7:46am On Jul 30, 2012
lanre_front: The question that shold be pondered is: why are Nigerians youth lambasting and abusing their leaders on the social media and why is is that the youth of other countries are not doing this?

Could it be perhaps that their leaders are the most selfish, corrupt, wicked, greedy, uncaring set of leaders in the world, who have sentenced the dreams and aspirations of the youth to life imprisonment.
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U did not sink d nail enough our leaders r devilish,occultic,and blood sucking vampires!!!
Politics / Re: BRT Lane: Army Officers Fined 25,000 Each by ayojango(m): 11:10am On Jul 25, 2012
4bobo:

He was dismissed because he was not desciplined. He fought with uniform, head butting, even spoilt superscreen video camera and beat hell out of the reporter despite the fact that he was not the original culprit (fighting for a female coleague) and his cloth was torned. A general saw him which made it complicated for him.
This is how army suppose to act. Though this colonel apologised, but if pardoned without fine, fashola intergrity as a SAN will be questioned. So it is a good judgement on both parties .that money na beer money for colonel.
They know where them dey meet.



Very Correct!!!! In military uniform u dnt even hug let alone fight n b assaulted.d colonel never misbehaved n pix even showed he saluted d gov. He's a RED Neck for xrist sake discipline is key.
Religion / Re: SSS Invitation Letter To Pastor Bakare(picture) by ayojango(m): 2:28pm On Jul 24, 2012
Okontami: @ Poster and All: You guys need a little more exposure. That is how all invitation letters from SSS, EFCC or Security agencies are written. I have been invited by these outfits twice and the same words were used un edited. They will maintain that you are the one to interview them. I rejected the EFCC letter in 2010 and they sent me a reminder stating the same statement. Guys get close to any law enforcement agency and you will know that that is the correct syntax in their discipline. No body should try to argue with me blindly.
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Absolutely correct ds is security language,d interviewee is to conduct d interview
Politics / Re: Soldiers Go Wild After Fashola’s ‘Humiliation’ Of Colonel? by ayojango(m): 8:27pm On Jul 19, 2012
cogitoErgo: In a normal society, soldiers do not stay inside town!
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A friend that had been in england for d past 2yrs said he just saw a soldier in uniform for d first time a week ago
Literature / Re: The PACKAGE by ayojango(m): 7:31pm On Jul 15, 2012
Nice work.... Try mix present continuous and past tenses with ur script

Also check up on d grammatical errors. Kudos all d way!!
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Guide: How To Treat Your Girl by ayojango(m): 3:12pm On Jul 14, 2012
Let's all calm down pls
Career / Re: Emotionally Abusive Bosses!!! by ayojango(m): 3:24pm On Jul 13, 2012
When I was in d bank my boss uses words like R u mad,u fool,no brains,daft and I waited for a day I would strike him

The height was one evening when I took a file to him for analysis he poured water from a cup on my face cos he had a female guest.

Nothin like walking away ohhh!! I slapped him straight he culdnt react cos he knows iv got a belt in karate and i was ready to break his bones. HR got me transferred to another branch.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Standard Alliance Group Calling by ayojango(m): 5:37pm On Jul 12, 2012
Forget d place jare,commission and ul b roamin d street about.
U won't get an Id until u bring @least two deals.
Berra stay put in ABJ
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Refuse To Pick My Call by ayojango(m): 5:32pm On Jul 12, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Lolzzz...

Bedt guy!
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Said u u shuld send ur pin lemme kpingi u
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Refuse To Pick My Call by ayojango(m): 4:10pm On Jul 12, 2012
Idowuogbo: Werey ti increase lori NL o! SMH!!
grin
Idowuogbo: Werey ti increase lori NL o! SMH!!



Just like ASA in her song 'were ja si gbo
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Refuse To Pick My Call by ayojango(m): 4:08pm On Jul 12, 2012
lammyjoe006: Thanks to u all for all d advice u gave me.i refused to cal her again.suddenly i just see her missed cal on friday 9it which i count she just want to knw if am exist.she then cal me on monday and begin to beg me.we use almost 45mins on phone.she told me many things shaa.bt she stil claim she luv me.can i believe her? Thanks to u all for all d advice u gave me.i refused to cal her again.suddenly i just see her missed cal on friday 9it which i count she just want to knw if am exist.she then cal me on monday and begin to beg me.we use almost 45mins on phone.she told me many things shaa.bt she stil claim she luv me.can i believe her? Thanks to u all for all d advice u gave me.i refused to cal her again.suddenly i just see her missed cal on friday 9it which i count she just want to knw if am exist.she then cal me on monday and begin to beg me.we use almost 45mins on phone.she told me many things shaa.bt she stil claim she luv me.can i believe her?




You now C y she doesn't call, women like men with 'ACTION' and 'LESS TALK'

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