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CrimeRe: Names Of The Masterminds Of The Gruesome Murder Of ALUU4 by ayojango(m): 1:00pm On Oct 16, 2012
martin92: ANSWER THIS
You ate N800 food in a restaurant in Aluu. Then u suddenly realised u left your wallet at home, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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Wash plate,sweep d floor,pack d dirt.
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Vs Ryan: Vice Presidential Debate In America... by ayojango(m): 11:58am On Oct 12, 2012
Biden showed ryan he started politics even bfor he was born.Ryan was subdued and looked scared he hardly looked biden in d face
Seemed his eyes were gonna pop out from their sockets n his body language ws so poor.Biden won confidence by laffin n givin faacts.

Ryan looked so rough from his Tie to his shirt and hair cut
PoliticsRe: Who Do You Think Will Win Ondo State Gubernatorial Election? by ayojango(m): 9:17am On Oct 12, 2012
mimiko al d way eloquent n articulate. ACN is a bunch of gabbage.

D PDP fellow is very sound too
PoliticsRe: Ondo State Governorship Debate - Final Round - Live On AIT! by ayojango(m): 8:47pm On Oct 11, 2012
umar sanni: Akeredolu is a big disgrace to all Lawyers in Nigeria as am still wondering how he became a SAN.This is one of the corruption in the judiciary where SANship has been politicised.Akeredolu is ill prepared,he did not even know ondo state IGR and he wants to be the Governor.ACN has failed this time around.I dey laugh o!
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No more court Appointed Gov for AcN a san dt cannot speak english,no wonder we lost d bakkasi case. Even tot it ws osuofia on d podium
PoliticsRe: Ondo State Governorship Debate - Final Round - Live On AIT! by ayojango(m): 8:41pm On Oct 11, 2012
Ds ACN is a write off he's not eloquent @ all,poor tenses n statements. D PDP guy is sound and charismatic

Mimiko is an orator. He even dissed aketi dt he doesn't know geometry because he did not do maths.

Waitin for d biden/Ryan debate tonite ;DDs ACN is a write off he's not eloquent @ all,poor tenses n statements. D PDP guy is sound and charismatic

Mimiko is an orator. He even dissed aketi dt he doesn't know geometry because he did not do maths.

Waitin for d biden/Ryan debate tonite
BusinessRe: Nigeria Banks With Worst Customer Service by ayojango(m): 4:13pm On Oct 11, 2012
pdone: In your opinion, which of Nigeria banks has worst customer service. Currently I will give it to Diamond bank. First I am always pissed off each time I see their live chat button on their website. The true fact is that the live chat is nothing but a dead chat. If you need urgent help, my advice is never click on the live chat otherwise you will wait until Jesus come again.

Secondly, their unnecessary charges, they keep deducting money from your account and name the fee any name. I have sent emails to them asking them their reason for the deduction and what the names mean but no reply.

Third, try sending an email inquiry to them and 3 days you haven't heard any thing from them.

Fourth, send a complaint about the service, they will reply informing you that they will fix the issue as soon as possible. After five month, come back again you will still see the same particular issue you have reported to them.

Fifth, most of the time, call their customer service number and no one will pick the call and yet they claim that it is 24/7 service.

Why should they call themselves professionals when they fail to understand their customers need.
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Your issue is wit diamond bank and nt wit Nigerian banks.
Just because one bank didn't serve you well does nt mean others r bad.In customer service delivery some clients r just not worth KEEPING
RomanceRe: Is It Over?should I Move On? by ayojango(m): 7:22am On Oct 10, 2012
deshclones: Nawaoh...boys get mindooo..some people no dey fear God walahi..this ur bf is worse dan a beast.

@op..,nne,dust urself...nd move d hell on..but not after he says it with his mouth..its better he ends d relationship himself so d karma will work well..but any which way d guy is doomed...
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If ds one is a beast wat wil yu call d ALUU killerz
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan's Speech On Recent Floods Experienced by ayojango(m): 1:38pm On Oct 09, 2012
I quickly filled my car tank and jerry cans bfor d broadcast. I no fit shout
RomanceRe: Signs That Your Long Distance Relationship Is Fading by ayojango(m): 1:32pm On Oct 09, 2012
Why commit urself to someone you hardly see or run into @ will that's just punishment.
Communication,companionship and d persons presence enhances a relationship.

What makes yu think a partner won't b screwin smone else even while talkin to yu on phone
CrimeRe: Mother Of Lloyd (One Of The UNIPORT 4) Expresses Shock by ayojango(m): 8:39am On Oct 09, 2012
ItsModella: So the stuupid villagers ran away. They have now come to the realization that they committed an unforgivable crime. God will follow them and punish them...rubbish people.
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Let govt send in troops and level d place just like ODI, build a memorial centre in their honour wher they were killed, their trial must b shown on TV. I want JUSTICE I don't want stories pple must PAY
CrimeRe: One Of The ALUU 4 Killers Caught. by ayojango(m): 8:06pm On Oct 08, 2012
He's not among them ds a diff pix entirely,

Heard d guy is a military man and just graduated from skool so his colleagues r givin him a graduation ritual party.
CrimeRe: One Of The ALUU 4 Killers Caught. by ayojango(m): 8:06pm On Oct 08, 2012
He's not among them ds a diff pix entirely,

Heard d guy is a military man and just graduated form skool so his colleagues r givin him a graduation ritual party.
FamilyRe: ' I Sold My Child For N4M And I Want Him Back Now' by ayojango(m): 4:46am On Oct 06, 2012
You claim you dnt use d money for anythin good yet you bought a car. FOOL

This baby is ALive and wil b d one to haunt you.
TV/MoviesRe: Past Soap Operas/telenovas You'll Love To Watch Over And Over Again by ayojango(m): 5:51am On Oct 05, 2012
Donnie and Marie.

Different Strokes

Samford N Son

Roseanne.

Faulty Towers
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deports Anambra Refugees by ayojango(m): 8:20am On Sep 26, 2012
saintneo: I don't understand the legality of this action. Let us ignore the issue of being Anambra or not.

Does Lagos State Government has the right to deport Nigerians from Lagos?
What legal data does Lagos have classify these people as non-Lagosians?
On what criteria did the Lagos decide to deport people from Lagos?
When did Lagos State start its immigration policy and immigration commission?
Do Nigerians require PASSPORT or VISA to visit Lagos?


Now responding to the tribalistic post.
Having lived in the Lagos for two years before relocating to a more relaxed part of the country, I must say that Anambra people and Ndigbo in general are numerous in population Lagos and they are gainfully employed in businesses. On one of my visits to the trade-fair complex, I noticed that all the shops I visited where owned/operated by Igbo people except for two - one by an Efik-Ibibio and the other was a Chinese. On another note, most of the less able people in Lagos (if not all of them)are not of Igbo origin; consequently, I find it beyond logical comprehension that Lagos State will convey less able people in nine buses to Anambra State without proper identification.

If Lagos is a big city as it claims, it should have started a program to rehabilitate or support these individuals rather than deporting them to Anambra state.
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You visited shops and markets n felt dt because ur pple control d place they control d economomy. Go visit d ministries,banks,oil companies then come tell us d pple who r ther.
Car TalkRe: Car Vibration by ayojango(m): 7:02am On Sep 22, 2012
Chek ur fuel pump or sparK plugs,it culd b dt dust has clogged have dem remove d nozzle and wash wit petrol ds won't tk up to an hour cheers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: SA LIFE Vacancies by ayojango(m): 11:34pm On Sep 18, 2012
amyliajane: @ayo jango, i am not confused, they have the insurance part which is sa insurance and sa life is into assurance its sa assurance not sa insurance, its a group and they are into different biz.please choose ur words carefully and dnt insult me
What brings about somethin or someone bein assured? because it has been paid for,assurance is still insurance,my words r perfect n definite
Jobs/VacanciesRe: SA LIFE Vacancies by ayojango(m): 5:30am On Sep 17, 2012
amyliajane: SA life is not into insurance, they are into life assurance, its part of a group, standard alliance group.
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You are d confused one, when you insure your life you are assured upon unforseen circumstances.
RomanceRe: "Nacy Illoh, One Of D Few Ugly Ladies I Admire" by ayojango(m): 10:13pm On Sep 16, 2012
Knew her in NYSC camp heard she bed wets undecidedKnew her in NYSC camp heard she bed wets
Christianity EtcRe: Would You Be Offended If Your Pastor Preached From Their Ipad? by ayojango(m): 6:05pm On Sep 13, 2012
masterpiecer: the word of God is not the medium on which it is written(whether bible pages, scrolls, stones or PEDs) but the real word itself, which can be written on any suitable material.
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Awesome superp piece, d gospel must spread no matter how
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos Civil Service Commission Recruitment 2012 by ayojango(m): 2:52pm On Sep 13, 2012
PLS SEND only Form 2 to my box I have downloaded 1and 3. haywhy_4@yahoo.com
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by ayojango(m): 7:35pm On Sep 11, 2012
deji2009: what's the laptop model number, for example HP G61 ?
Hp and compaq have a recovery partitions that can
be used to recover laptop to factory default

Back your data first !

click start and where
the white start search box
is type recovery manager
and see if you have a recovery
partitions. norton is not an ideal
antivirus to have. is up to you
whether you want to scan using malwarebyte
or reset the laptop . in practice, we reset them
that way I am offering long term solution to my customers

This is here in the uk not sure what other technician might advice you
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What anti virus do yu suggest
ComputersWindows. Activation Key by ayojango(op): 5:57pm On Sep 11, 2012
Was browsing when my laptop suddenly detected some worms,trojans etc I tried using my anti-virus but d only accessible option is the window live anti-virus and I dnt hav any activation key

Who can help pls my life documents r on d computer.
HP-COMPAQ
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by ayojango(m): 5:53pm On Sep 11, 2012
I tried downloading a PDF form from my schools site,suddenly I got an alert that my laptops been infected with al sorts of malicious worms,trojans,etc and won't respond anymore. I even tried installing a NORTON anti virus but its nt repondin wat do I do.am in tears rite nw

Its a HP COMPAQ
Car TalkRe: What by ayojango(m): 1:58pm On Sep 11, 2012
nahinbdis: My brother-in-law has been living with me now for about 8months as he is awaiting the outcome of his visa appeal having been refused on first application. Along the line, he attended a driving school for two weeks so that he wouldn’t have to start from scratch by the time he relocates. However, he has now taken a liking to my SUV (my only car at the moment) to improve his driving skills. Much as I would want to see him improve, an SUV in my opinion is not a car for learners looking at its relative size and maneuverability. This is evident in the damage the car has suffered the several times he has manned it.

The very first time, he drove too closely to a parked bus and the side mirror was damaged; this I fixed at my cost. This made my wife and I to resolve that he should not drive the car and I more or less told him so. However, due to the nature of my job, I usually leave my car at home and join the staff bus. His strategy now is to convince my wife that he wants to teach her how to drive, or they should drive to church or he wants to drop her off at the office. The next time he drove the car, he drove over the spikes at a filling station and punctured the right tyre through the side wall. Though they bought a secondhand tyre to replace it, it does not tally with the other tyres making the car to look funny. I was quite upset at this but held back. Another time, he scratched the side of the car while backing out of the garage. That damage has not been fixed. Then another time I found that the middle hand rest was broken because they leaned on it too much and the horn also stopped working (this has also not been fixed). Then yesterday, he went to make some deliveries for my wife and run his own things with the car. I met him on my way back from work pushing the car because fuel had run out (of course the fuel indicator was on!) but he usually never wants to spend a dime of whatever funds he has. I had to bring out money for him to buy fuel as he said he was going home to collect money from my wife. By the time the car was fuelled and I took over driving, I felt much vibration and heard so much noise from the car suspension. I asked him why he was flying over potholes on bad inner city streets and his response was that he was under pressure to deliver my wife’s goods.

I do not want to lose my cool with him or wifey but I think I have run out of options. My latest resolve is to keep the car key in an undisclosed location when am not around. What do you think?
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Be a man tell ur bro in law never to touch ur car or u send him packing and if ur wife complains tell her to keep quiet.
It really depends on who owns d car anyway.he knws u cnt act dts y he's misbehaving
PoliticsRe: Fashola Declines Oba’s Chieftaincy Title by ayojango(m): 1:38pm On Sep 09, 2012
I was there and that's not what he said:

Fashola said when he got an invite from Oniru's son(Prince segun Oniru who happens to b a commisioner in his cabinet) he asked him what the event was about and if it happened to b a chieftaincy title he would not attend.

You made it sound as if he was given a title and he rejected it.
Car TalkBaby Boy Shock Absorbers by ayojango(op): 4:25pm On Sep 05, 2012
Pls where can I get tokunbo shock absorbers for my babyboy and @ what price
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by ayojango(m): 4:23pm On Sep 05, 2012
Pls how much and wher can I get a tokunboh back shock absorbers for my baby boy
FamilyRe: My Husband And His "Strange Women" by ayojango(m): 6:47am On Sep 05, 2012
@op since you physically met d women ask yourself what does he see in them that u don't possess. Perhaps your d naggin type 24 hrs.

R u cold in bed?or mayyb you use sex as a weapon.what wuld make a man deny his family because of fantasy. What are the things that spices up your marriage?men love adventure what special thing can yu offer apart from food and sex. Do yu ever listen to his problems or yu only bcome a dummy wen u wanna get money.

Take yourself as a single lady then ask what's that special thing in yu that a man seeks.
PoliticsRe: Barth Nnaji Resigns (Or Sacked) From Power Ministry? by ayojango(m): 1:02pm On Aug 29, 2012
In as much as being a GEJ critic, I'll score him 92 on Electricity stability in my area for the past 3months.
Jokes EtcRe: The Definition Of Trouble by ayojango(m): 11:56am On Aug 28, 2012
Real troubl wen victor ikpeba is appointed minister of information

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