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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If A Lady Pack Into Your House & Refuses To Go? by ayojango(m): 5:38am On May 20, 2012
[quote author=Killz.]
Is that the name of a person, animal, place or thing? [/quote


Is a deity,god of water
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Adriatic Media Wave Ltd Calling. by ayojango(m): 2:00pm On May 18, 2012
danielnwodi: I got the call too and attended an interview at licks & chop an eatry at ikotun. The company is into PR/advertising on smartphone software. The company is real but they have a negative payment. datis if u dont meet up with their target N5k is deducted on everyone u miss. so if u dont get any client for themonth you are not getting any pay. Their salary is 90k, phone call 10k, transport is 16k all is N116k per month. Does it worth going for? Each client is to pay N50k for a year and you must get 20 clients in a month. Training starts on Monday 21st May. Pls ur comment is vital.
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Hey dany pls wat were d questions askd so I prepare ds guy ds really his first interview,did u hold ur credentials too. Tnks
Romance / Re: Plz Judge Me; AM I WICKED? by ayojango(m): 10:49am On May 18, 2012
@ poster u r on d rite track, let's face it d lady too must b ex communicated so also her parents,its definite that they were aware of the intimacy and started cryin foul cos of d rejection.

Ther r many churches around abeg.NO one shuld cast any stone,dnt marry her.Accept d suspension.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Adriatic Media Wave Ltd Calling. by ayojango(m): 9:41am On May 18, 2012
Says he dsnt but the guy said they into smartphone brandin and PR/advertisin.their ofc is in ikoyi he was told.u can giv it a shot as d interview is tomorrow
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Adriatic Media Wave Ltd Calling. by ayojango(m): 8:05am On May 18, 2012
My friend told me he got the same call too,he actually tot it was a scam until they confirmed gettin his resume and conducted a phone interview.
Sports / Re: Your Most Memorable Moment In Football! by ayojango(m): 3:48am On May 18, 2012
Delafruita: david seaman's incredible save against southampton in the semis of the FA cup in 2005.arsenal went on to win the final on penalties thanks to a paul scholes miss
thats the last time we won a trophy
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I remember that save he beat d laws of gravity to stop d ball

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Politics / Re: Bus Explodes At Rumuokoro Park In Port-Harcourt by ayojango(m): 3:40pm On May 17, 2012
That means Goodluck Jonathan wil cum to Rumuokoro. Hmmmm. . . Such an august visit. I pray they do him April Fool. grin[/quote]

LWKMD, abeg free d retardeen
Romance / Re: Can Any1 Bear Dis>? And Still Stay In Dis Kind Of Relationship..advise Pls by ayojango(m): 11:16am On May 17, 2012
FOOL small boy is she your first girl,so because uv tasted her honey u cnt let it go!she's even makin d rules.ur lucky they dnt scatter ur head. Since u live alone alone y cnt u invite other babes,go to wher ther r many chicks n dump ds ASS hole.b sharp man.
Autos / Re: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by ayojango(m): 8:54pm On May 16, 2012
@ damola just return his money you deceived him right from the outset,lekky 2 am with d directorate of public proSecutions I'll help you deal with him.I'll handle d case free of charge its pple like these that giv d country a bad name

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Autos / Re: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by ayojango(m): 4:54pm On May 16, 2012
Damola ur just a crook,and a fraudster hoW d hell will u b callin his driver foolish,I bought somethin for 2M 2M I expect it to give me a smooth transmission,return d fuckin money jare.

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Autos / Re: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by ayojango(m): 1:41pm On May 16, 2012
This is so fraudulent no matter what,d buyer too shuld have inspected the vehicle I think d money should b returned immediately,inform SEUN,SIENA and inspired on ds matter N2M wil buy u a brand new solid ride.
NYSC / Re: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by ayojango(m): 1:02am On May 16, 2012
grin[color=#000099][/color] GEJ must have been listenin to chop my money by P square.
Romance / Re: Find My Fiancee BBM Conversation With A Guy, Now BREAKKUP Or HELP!!! by ayojango(m): 10:13am On May 15, 2012
Listen:
1 he sleeps wit her witout a condom
2 even wen u bleepin her she thinks of him
3 she complains of being broke
4 she even gave his 4yr old daughter a gift
5 she wants to marry him
6 wants to have a baby for him
7 she thinks of sex al d time
8seems she once had an abortion for him

From al these its very evident she aint yours @ all,she dsnt even mind marryin him,meanin she wuld rather bcom a 2nd wife,than b a sole wife.she's a DEVIL,just discard her,forgiveness is nt necessary
Autos / Re: Share Your Experience On Nigerian used Cars You Have Bought From Nairaland. by ayojango(m): 6:12pm On May 14, 2012
I bought a 2001 honda accord I must tell u it was a solid buy,I viewed it on sunday evenin and paid for it on mornday afternoon.
D good thing was it was formerly owned by a Justice:who knw they always in court so the car never moved
Also bein a judge I believed in his integrity on wat he told me bout d car.

Good buy,solid engine,powerful sound system,wen I drove it home pple dnt belive @ d give away price
Literature / Re: Best Biography You Ever Read by ayojango(m): 5:29pm On May 14, 2012
Measures of a Man- Sidney Poiter
Gifted hands-Ben carson

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Romance / Re: Is It Proper For My Girlfriend To Sleep In A Guys House? by ayojango(m): 2:46pm On May 14, 2012
sir t: Wonder they say, shall not end. See ladies talking as if they can take such rubbish from their b/f. Even, if theirs
(Ladies )are understandable, what about guys that should know better. U all disappointed me.

I recall my experience during my service year. The first lady I dated was an Ibo girl and she was telling me she had no relationship at that time. I remember the day I talked to her after a CDS, she was crying that her b/f cheated on her while she was still an undergraduate and she doesn't want to enter into another relationship cos of past experience. After little pressure she agreed and the relationship started. Could u believe that this lady had serious relationship in Lagos and had even sent one of the female corpers to the guy in Lagos may be to collect something for her or something like that. Though, all this happened b4 I got to the place ( She was a batch B, while I was a batch A )

When I got the gist, I called her and she denied and was telling me that they ( other female corpers ) were jealous of her ( cos we were talk of the town then )

When I got to know her true picture, trust Male Corpers, I f**k hell outa her life.

When Batch B left, new batch B were posted and I also found my way to get another pretty chick ( trust me now, Lagos Boy ) This lady was caring and will do anything for me. But do u know what, she was not to be trusted based on some certain issues. One day, I was with her on bed, after some rounds, and my g/f called from Lagos. After the conversation, she said " LOVE U" and I replied. My corper g/f was not comfortable with that and she asked who she was. What do u expect from me, I quickly lied that she was my Twin sister from America and that we always end our conversation like that. Do u know it culd be the other way round?

What am i driving at, corpers are not to be trusted. Both female and male. They are all and the same. I was not the only person that experienced what I told u. Can I say, the behaviour was peculiar to Igbo ladies ( all my g/f during service year were from the east ), HELL NO. Even the yorubas are not spared. Enough experience. Service year na Bleep year.

@ Poster

Based on the scenario above, pick one or two things together and draw ur conclusion.
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LWKMD me guy oh BADT gan!!!omo eko, @ poster go watch UNFAITHFUL by RIchard Gere
Romance / Re: Is It Proper For My Girlfriend To Sleep In A Guys House? by ayojango(m): 2:38pm On May 14, 2012
freeman191: Forget it, i dont care even she's an angle, the fact that she has the courage to go and sleep in another man's room gives room for anything to happen, even if she doesn't have intention, the guy in question may have intention, and since it has happened once, it would happen frequently maybe for the whole service year, no lady will tell u the truth, they are double daters. A proper girl would not sleep in another man's room for such a flimpsy escuse.

Haba i justed finished service from ebonyi, i stayd where there was no light throughout my service year, and i had ladies as neighbours, they managed, and i know of ladies who are about to marry who fall into this same situation u talked about, and trust corpers, sharp young men, who no dey mugu nor maga, she should avoid it immediately
grin
freeman191: Forget it, i dont care even she's an angle, the fact that she has the courage to go and sleep in another man's room gives room for anything to happen, even if she doesn't have intention, the guy in question may have intention, and since it has happened once, it would happen frequently maybe for the whole service year, no lady will tell u the truth, they are double daters. A proper girl would not sleep in another man's room for such a flimpsy escuse.

Haba i justed finished service from ebonyi, i stayd where there was no light throughout my service year, and i had ladies as neighbours, they managed, and i know of ladies who are about to marry who fall into this same situation u talked about, and trust corpers, sharp young men, who no dey mugu nor maga, she should avoid it immediately
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I served in ebonyi in 06 too,and bleepin was wat kept us company,@ poster dump d bitch he is bleepin her we sef do NYSC.
Politics / Re: GEJ Vows To Create Millions Of Jobs Through Scientific Farming by ayojango(m): 2:14pm On May 14, 2012
Clueless,foolish and senseless,shoeless.NO brains @ all.just a retardeen
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Shuts Down Warri by ayojango(m): 2:10pm On May 14, 2012
Richardid: We don't seem to understand how things works in the corridor of power. If any important dignitary/govt official is going out on a visit or assignment,it is usually the security brief that does all these for them without their consent. So we should not hate or criticize the first lady after all she has her own privilages as the first lady of the federal republic of nigeria. How can the first lady leave Abuja to warri just to commisson a shop,who will believe that crap,pls. let us learn how to criticize constructively.
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She has no right to cause road closure,she's fully aware,iys because her foolish retardden is afraid of boko haram,dnt u c michelle obama
Autos / Re: *********lagos Cleared Golf 3 Toks ************* by ayojango(m): 7:03pm On May 11, 2012
DECOtech: U said there is no AC. The glass is manual. Transmission=manual. Which one again come be full option? Or does FULL OPTION have another meaning?
grin
DECOtech: U said there is no AC. The glass is manual. Transmission=manual. Which one again come be full option? Or does FULL OPTION have another meaning?
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LWKMD
Romance / Re: Nigerian Version Of Mr Right by ayojango(m): 8:20am On May 11, 2012
LesbianBoy:
******Enters thread and notices Slimyam is not sitting like a Lady, throws baba blue on the floor and pretends to be picking it up while using one eye to see the color of pant she is wearing! see's BOXERS! shakes head in dissapiontment!****** angry
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Ur sick I swear LWKMD!!!!
Education / Re: Masters Degree Program Aspirants Meet Here by ayojango(m): 6:50pm On May 10, 2012
Ayoobscom: I work in Telecom..finance unit..is it ok if I go for MBA program instead of ican acca stuff.



Berra do d ACCA or ICAN missd out on a managerial post from GlO because I dnt possess ican even wit an MSc
Islam for Muslims / Re: Miracle Baby Born With Quran At A White Garment Church In Mushin, Lagos State by ayojango(m): 2:43pm On May 10, 2012
Ymodulus: so is pikin going to be a boko haramist? .

na wao. anoda jihadist by nature
grin[quote author=Ymodulus]so is pikin going to be a boko haramist? .

na wao. anoda jihadist by nature[/quote.

I was goin into d office wen I read ds,and I burst out laffin like hell,my oga is so angry he has written me a query
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by ayojango(m): 6:06pm On May 08, 2012
AYo good lookin guy lives in Lekki any sweet girl can hala 21af94f8
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by ayojango(m): 6:01pm On May 08, 2012
Am JAN 3 hope my mate is female ;DAm JAN 3 hope my mate is female
Family / Re: Your Advice! by ayojango(m): 5:55pm On May 08, 2012
Send me an email haywhy_4@yahoo.com I'll help you,act fast
Car Talk / Honda Accord Keyless Entry by ayojango(m): 1:06pm On May 07, 2012
I misplaced my 2001 accord keyless entry remote pls wHer can I purchase a new one or who can help me reprogram another one

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