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Career / Re: I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary by ayolatun(m): 1:35pm On Mar 24, 2017
igwegeorgiano:
Wonders they say shall never end. this is not a cock and bull story or a fabricated gist. its very real and its happened right before my "opolo" eyes. Just now, i mean few minutes ago i caught my boss pants down hitting sooooooooo hard on our secretary's punnany if you understand what i mean.

Every organization with randy bosses at the helm of affairs in various depts will agree with me that such scenerios play out almost on daily basis and this is not healthy for the health of such firms. personally its irkes me when bosses who are supposed to protect the interest of their female subordonates decide to take advantage of them simply because they call the shot in the organization they work.

I wouldn't want to bore us with where i work; but i'am millions of miles away from my fatherland NIGERIA. Please note this; i was sent here for a one year training by my organization in nigeria over a year ago. after my training our headquarters decided that i should be retained and i was later re deployed to one of our base here in the same country

Today, i am the first staff to arrive the office this morning. while ascending the staircase i heard voices and was like who could be in d office so early today? so i decided to tiptoe till i got to my boss's office. my office is directly opposite my boss's. secondly i noticed the cctv cameras were all switched off so i switched it on before going to my superior's office where the soumds were emanating from. The door was nt locked it was left ajar so i peeped. low and behold my oga(a black man also a nigerian) was digging so deep into our secretary's honey pot from all angles and for almost 10mins i watched a live porn movie playing out right in the office of my boss with him playing the lead role.

While this was going on and none of the duo noticed that a third party was around, i decided to go back to my office. while in the office, i thought of what to do with my boss and the secretary. i arrived at the conclusion that i will download the video of their unethical act in the office and keep it just in case. i want to state here that my boss whom i caught pants down this morning is never a nice man at all. he is a saddist and an unrepentant pvs...y addict. its obvious to me now that its not his first time of doing this nonsense in the office.

Back to my eyes witness account. When they finished the fvcking session, my boss and his accomplice were shocked to see me. the look on their faces were like that of a rat who suddenly saw the flash light of a hunter and felt like the ground should opened for it to enter. note that up till the time they finished no other member of staff has arrived so it was just three of us in the building. He (my boss) started shouting at me calling me names and also asking me a million question at the same time. All i did was to keep quiet and absorb his rantings. meanwhile, i have already switched off the cctv camera so he wont know that i recorded is stupid act.

After all the brohaha and shakara he invited me to his office and asked me to sit down. At this point he was so calm and friendly but i refused to be deceived by his fake disposition towards me because i kbow how wicked the devil in him is. He offered me coffee which i rejected so at that point he asked me if i noticed anything i told him straight to his face that question will not be neccessary cos i just came into the office few seconds before he saw me; but he suspected i wasnt telling him the truth so he he started making promises that i know deep down in me he will never fulfilled till he kicks the bucket.

I have his scroatums in my palm now. i don't intend to blackmail him for any reason not even for all the money in the world. but its gonna be a tool for me to keep him in check. As for the secretary, she has been pleading with me not to divulge the secret to a fouth party. she promise to do anything for me at the snap of my fingers. For a start, she gave me 2,000 euro just to proof to me that she meant what she just told me. for now my boss is been extremely nice to me in the past couple of hours but how long he intend to play this nicety script towards me remain a subjet of observation for as long as i am still here. i have passworde the recorded sexual act in the cctv camera. i will duplicate it as many as i can before deleting it from the memory.

#Leverage
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Is Recruiting 2:1 Graduates by ayolatun(m): 2:52pm On Dec 23, 2016
Who got the mail?
Politics / Re: Senate Committee On Works Inspects 2nd Niger Bridge Progress (photos) by ayolatun(m): 8:15pm On Dec 19, 2016
No construction pictures or even men at work pictures? 8
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Union Bank Is Recruiting 2:1 Graduates by ayolatun(m): 1:14pm On Nov 12, 2016
I got a call this morning
Politics / Re: Video Of Muhammed Gudaji Kazaure's Interview Trends, As Nigerians React by ayolatun(m): 4:21pm On Oct 17, 2016
bonechamberlain:
grin I see no book or papers with the Nigerian side, that should be the difference. Remember my 1k grin

They have books with them na. Its just that its the same colour with the table spread. That's why you can't see it
Education / Re: Raise Your Vocabulary By 400 Words Before Christmas (Day 5) by ayolatun(m): 5:33pm On Sep 30, 2016
It's day five already and we have gone through twenty words (some peeps better be feeling smarter!). Please do remember that the only way to benefit from this exercise is to use these words at the slightest opportunity.

And by the time we get to word three hundred and ninety-five, you'll feel like an Harvard or Yale graduate. Also, don't be selfish ( share with your family, friends and even enemies). Just spread the love.

Enjoy today's words.

Please share and drop your suggestions/feedback.


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Education / Re: Raise Your Vocabulary By 400 Words Before Christmas (Day 5) by ayolatun(m): 9:21pm On Sep 28, 2016
I will begin today's post with a quote from Napoleon Hill and it says,

The starting point of all achievement is desire

You want anything in life, you need to have desire for it. A desire that radiates a strong wish, will eventually lead to success. There are a lot of learning points attached to this journey of improving vocabulary by 400 words before Christmas.

It's not just about the words, but the process that you and I go through to becoming better at something. And I think that process is the same in all facets of life. Success is Universal and it takes God, perseverance, hard work... You name it.

Enjoy today's words.

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Education / Re: Raise Your Vocabulary By 400 Words Before Christmas (Day 5) by ayolatun(m): 3:41pm On Sep 26, 2016
Did you know we only use 10% of our brain capacity. Imagine what you could do with just 50%.

It's day 3, enjoy today's words.

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Education / Re: Raise Your Vocabulary By 400 Words Before Christmas (Day 5) by ayolatun(m): 3:39pm On Sep 26, 2016
okikiosibodu:
Informative. I dey follow you

Alright bro
Education / Re: Raise Your Vocabulary By 400 Words Before Christmas (Day 5) by ayolatun(m): 9:14pm On Sep 24, 2016
Here's a quote by Leonardo da Vinci,

"Learning never exhausts the mind"

Day 1 of the challenge was great.We started with words such as abash, abdicate, aberrant and abet. Remember, the key to improving your vocabulary is not by memorizing the words but it's by understanding and consistently applying the words. Don't get tired, enjoy.

Education / Raise Your Vocabulary By 400 Words Before Christmas (Day 5) by ayolatun(m): 10:47pm On Sep 23, 2016
According to language monitor, there are 1,025,109 words in English language. Nevertheless, I don't think you'll need that amount of words to communicate effectively. However, your vocabulary should be robust and should indicate your level of knowledge.


Shaquille O'Neal, a retired American professional basketball player told a story during his induction into the Basketball Hall of Fame. O'Neal said he got a scholarship into college because he was able to impress the coach with a word he had just picked out of the dictionary that day. The coach must have thought of him as a brilliant kid. So, Shaq was awarded a scholarship to college and then ended up as one of the most dominant centers in the NBA.


See how important it is to build your vocabulary?


Jingle bells...


Challenge begins - Day 5

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Nairaland / General / 8 Digital Life Skills You Need by ayolatun(m): 8:21pm On Sep 19, 2016
1. Digital Citizen Identity - Ability to build and manage healthy identity online and offline with integrity.

2. Privacy Management - Ability to handle with discretion all personal information shared online to protect one's and others' privacy.

3. Critical Thinking - Ability to distinguish between true or false info, good and harmful content, and trustworthy and questionable
contacts online.

4. Digital Footprints - Ability to understand the nature of digital footprints and their real-life consequences and to manage them
responsibly.

5. Digital Empathy - Ability to be empathetic towards one's own and others' needs and feelings online.

6. Cyber Security Management - Ability to protect one's data by creating strong passwords and to manage various cyber attacks.

7. Cyberbullying Management - Ability to detect cyber-bullying and handle them wisely.

8. Screen Time Management - Ability to manage one's screen time, multitasking and one's engagement online.



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Investment / Re: 24 Principles Of Wealth by ayolatun(m): 8:14pm On Sep 19, 2016
chachanga:
good one OP, straight to the point!
nice job

Thank you.
Investment / 24 Principles Of Wealth by ayolatun(m): 11:28am On Sep 17, 2016
1.Think positive thoughts. Feel fantastic.
2. Be-do-have. If you can dream it, then you can achieve it. Just step-out.
3. Live "above the line". Be accountable for your actions .
4.Think abundance as your natural state.
5. Give. Givers get and givers never lack.
6. Paradigm shift. Changing your reality is a snap.
7. Speak words that serve good purpose. Words transform.
8. You are your wealth. Every resource you need is possessed by someone, somewhere at this very moment. Your goal should be how to find
this individual and persuade him to provide you with this resources.
9. Wealth is freedom. Desire it.(Money Freedom, Time Freedom, Relationship Freedom, Spiritual Freedom and Physical Freedom).
10. It all starts with a dream.Have a clear vision, though it tarries wait for it.
11. Clarity is power. Don't think of your goals, think from your goals.
12. More clarity is more powerful. Set SMART goals.
13. Tap into your genius. (What do you love to do? What is important to you? What are you good at?).
14. Leverage (Do what you love).
15. Imagination trumps Will.
16. The size of the question determines the size of the result. What is the problem you are born to proffer solution to?
17. Be congruent.
18. Believe you are a money magnet.
19. Knock and it shall be opened.
20. Sharing is having more. Giving is a culmination of faith and action. The enlightened donates 10th of his income.
21. God knows where the gold is.
22. Trust in the Lord with all thy heart and lean not on your understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him and He shall direct thy path.
23. Destruction is Creation. Failure is the opportunity to do again more intelligently.
24. Put it all together, Desire, Belief and Self Esteem.


Thank you for reading.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 7 Things You Did Not Know by ayolatun(m): 11:43pm On Sep 13, 2016
Dannyfaraday:
I knew 1,3 and 4.
So it's 4 things I didn't know

You try but that's about 43%. Nice one
Nairaland / General / Re: 7 Things You Did Not Know by ayolatun(m): 10:35pm On Sep 13, 2016
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Nairaland / General / 7 Things You Did Not Know by ayolatun(m): 10:24pm On Sep 13, 2016
The Statue of Liberty was a gift from France
This beautifully sculpted lady was designed by Frederic Bartholdi and was built by Gustave Eiffel. Gustave is also known for constructing the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France. An amazing thing about this gift is that, it was shipped in crates from France to America (Now,that is what I call Love lol). The 46 meters statue was then assembled on the completed pedestal on what was then called Bedloe's Island. It was a gift to America on the 100th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence



image credit: newyork.com



Cocaine was an original ingredient in Coca-Cola


Coca-Cola, the ever refreshing, exhilarating, delicious and invigorating drink once contained COCAINE! However, this was when the substance was still legal before it was banned.




image credit:adweek.com
The Skin is the largest organ of the body
Skin is the largest overall organ of the body; the liver is the largest and heaviest internal organ. [ Skin is an organ bro/sis; I know you are not sure, google it].


image credit:webmd.com
Drinking a glass of warm milk induces sleep
Having trouble sleeping, just have a glass of warm milk. Milk contains tryptophan, an amino acid which helps to induce sleep.


image credit: sleepwellhawaii.com
According to Thomas Edison, Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration
Coming from a man who had 1000 unsuccessful attempts at inventing the light bulb. This has to be true.


image credit: notable-quotes.com
Though called black boxes, the recorders are bright orange to aid in their retrievability at crash sites

Glory! My friend you are not in the dark anymore. The black box is not black in colour but it's orange.


The five Olympic rings signify the five major regions of the world: Africa, Asia, Europe, the Americas and Oceania



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Career / Re: I Was Part Of Retrenched Staffs In 2 Good Jobs Within One Year 2015. (god Why?) by ayolatun(m): 4:13pm On Jan 23, 2016
At least you understand his message... Leave grammar to classroom... angry

html14java:


Just Read your Post, read your English and feel how you use abbreviation and shortcuts.
Assuming you own a firm, will you recruit someone that brought in an application letter in shortcuts and abbreviations?

ok, see another.
who will you employ between he who writes legibly and he whose sentences is engulfed with abbreviations?

The way you write speaks volume of you. Take time to write complete sentences. You are not chatting.

With time, you'll be better that the best.
Business / Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by ayolatun(m): 12:18pm On Oct 09, 2015
do the post offices open on Saturday
Romance / Re: What Do You Hate About Being An Introvert by ayolatun(m): 7:15pm On Sep 13, 2015
missmary:
I love introverts, their complex nature and working minds gives me something to keep wondering on... I love guessing things when my ex is usually quiet... He would put an interesting movie and sit me down to watch.. We stay for long without talking but its awesome and even when I talk(i talk a lot) he tries his best to listen and even contribute... Most times he says "hmn"...the topic no interest am... grin

Sadly i exhibit both traits... Its hard for me to keep lasting frnds cos they claim am not easy to
understand.. I have fun when the extrovert side is out and the introvert side is out all my friends disappear...

See derailing pls dont crucify me...



You're an Ambivert. Cool
Romance / Re: What Do You Hate About Being An Introvert by ayolatun(m): 7:07pm On Sep 13, 2015
theSpark:
Nothing really.

except that I hate the fact that I cant just jump into a crowd of strangers and join in the fun. If we're not friends forget it Im just a cold emotionless droid polite unsociable dude. many people think I'm arrogant or think that i think that others are beneath me, I'm arrogant but not as arrogant as they think.
And because my thought patterns are not like other people's they always assume they know what I want to say or whats on my mind. They are always wrong.


Exactly how I feel
Romance / Re: What Do You Hate About Being An Introvert by ayolatun(m): 6:51pm On Sep 13, 2015
delectablegyal:
1. The fact that I like being alone.

2. The fact that I don't have so many friends, just the friends in school.

3. The fact that I'm more confident when I'm alone bt when I see crowd, the confidence will diminish.

Feel the same way. Its crazy.
4. The fact that I'm not loquacious. Communication skill is the ish, I must tell u. We are in the world of keep the conversation going.

Food / Re: Boko Haram Triggers "Pomo" Scarcity Across Nigeria by ayolatun(m): 5:34pm On Sep 09, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FBN Capital by ayolatun(m): 5:15pm On Apr 08, 2015
hey guys,

who did medical in Lagos? Any idea of what comes next?
Politics / Re: Somewhere In Lagos. Gov. Fashola Pls Come To Our Rescue (pics) by ayolatun(m): 11:17am On Feb 25, 2015
sunnyflakes:


IF YOUR ASSERTION IS CORRECT IT IS PROBABLY DUE TO A LACK OF EFFECTIVE REFUSE DISPOSAL SCHEME IN PLACE. RATHER THAN PROVIDE SUCH, THEY (ALL APC STATES) ARE ROOTING FOR THE FALL OF THE PRESIDENT..... PUT YOUR STATES IN ORDER AND LEAVE THE PRESIDENT ALONE.

What does the president have to do with my post? Pls always read carefully. As regard to refuse disposal, Lagos has the best waste management system. But some Nigerians are witches or wizards, they prefer to throw dirt on the road which eventually gets into drainages. As it's said, a little drop of water makes a mighty ocean. Likewise, a sachet of pwater makes a huge dump site.

It's a very bad culture to throw trash on the road. Nigerians have to change. There are designated dumpsites, use those ones and not the road.I'll reiterate, some Nigerians need to be flogged with koboko.

Lastly, all of this political bigots are doing Nigeria great harm. Which one is my state? America that is more diverse culturally, religiously and socially is doing better. God don bless Nigeria,make Una no spoil am.
Politics / Re: Somewhere In Lagos. Gov. Fashola Pls Come To Our Rescue (pics) by ayolatun(m): 7:29am On Feb 25, 2015
berem:
Akowonjo have always been experiencing flooding since time immemorial. it's not that there are no drainages there. It's either the drainages are not well channeled or the people living in that area always throw dirts in the gutters that blocks the flow of water.

Exactly. The new drainages being constructed along Jakande to Ijegun axis of Lagos is already turning to dustbin. By the time the drainages have been filled with too much dirt and small rain comes, there will be flood of this manner.

Some Nigerians need to be flogged with Koboko. Is the road or drainage your dustbin? Thunder fire anybody yansh for calling government to come and fix a drainage.

I can even see dirt floating in the water in the picture.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Else Got This? Workforce Nigeria Brewery by ayolatun(m): 5:43pm On Feb 12, 2015
The test consists of Critical Reasoning Questions, Analogy, Antonyms, Synonyms and numerical.

The "passages" are Critical Reasoning questions.
Travel / Re: "We Can't Complete Lagos Light Rail Project" - Fashola by ayolatun(m): 7:16am On Jan 30, 2015
I don't think this light rail project started 2006. Because as at 2008, I was a student of FGC Ijanikin LAG and Mile 2 was just Mile 2. There hadn't started any road expansion then. So this project started at a later year but not 2006.
Celebrities / Re: Heavy Duty: Woman With World's Biggest Hips/ass Enters Book Of Record by ayolatun(m): 2:25pm On Jan 21, 2015
Figure eights
Education / Re: Drop An English Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by ayolatun(m): 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2015
Apotheosis

Savant

Fiasco

Trepid

Muckrake

Salubrious

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Jobs/Vacancies / Sister-nurse Home-care Is Recruiting by ayolatun(m): 4:58pm On Jan 16, 2015
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You can also visit:http://sisternurse.com/employment.html

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