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searching4love:
HOW MANY GUYS ARE IN YOUR TRAP ALL IN THE NAME OF LOVE CAN YOU SWEAR YOU DON'T HAVE MORE THAN ONE GUY SHINNING THAT OVER WIDE CONGO OF YOURS
the crap u typed up there doesn't portray u to be different, instead you explain what made you girls turn to hoes and commercial sex workers. What of the one's that never got raped or dumped does it mean they're loyal the fact is many of you hoes keep relationship as an alternative means to raise cash whether employed or not. A typical naija girl's mentality is that a boyfriend should play her fatherly role. The best you hoes can offer in return is that Alum infested pusssy and sweet deceitful words to keep him going. of course after bitching around for so many years you hoes get married every Saturday to an unsuspecting mugu who is unfortunate to marry a wolf in sheep's clothing. Hungry biatchess. mtcheeew.

I bet none of them would come clean and admit that they have multiple bfs. That nauseating behaviour has become somewhat a habit (culture) to most of them that they don't even see the ills in it anymore.
Hypergamy and Cheating (emotionally and physically) are a way of life for MANY Nigerian ladies (single or married); a sneak peep into a Naija girl's phone can give any man a heart attack. But of course they will lie here as they do out there until they are caught in the act. If u wanna date a Nigerian girl, play it like an open relationship, and your life would be free from stress and depression - Trust me, your health would thank you for that...lol. Works all the time.

JahzaraAde:
Prettythicksme... You are beautiful! I love your skin and your eyes. And you have a wonderful smile! Sis, don't let Internet trolls get you down, they are only 'big men' when behind their computer/phone screens.

Oh, and I love your natural hair too gurl - I'm team TeamNatural too!!

Lesbie alert!

Lols... Dey dere dey fool each other . U both are probably birds of the same plumage - Ugly, at best, outside and more sadly on the inside. NAIRALAND MGBEKE LOOKING IMPETETES feeling funky....Hehehe


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Optional2:
Na true oooooo

Guys

Na only God go save us girls 4 una hand

Abeg leave God jejely out of this or abi na Him put una for dem hands in the first place? When una too no fit keep unaself.... Mtchewww!

AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

I take it that dem never walakolombo u wella na, that's why u think that feat is impossible. It happens all the time with ruffryders on feeble gals in the act.

prettythicksme:
smh anyway thunder go still fire u!

No offence, but u WOWO true true....I mean REALLY AND TRULY...I mean like KILODE! looool

MichaelAustin:
where two or three yorubas gathers, gossip strive
amebo na dia second name

Where two or three YORUBAS GATHERS,gossip STRIVE...

This na English or 'Engreeesh'. Boy! Your dull brain needs school now, not tribal bigotry....bad for your health.

ireneony:
when they do it, is cool to read, when others tries to do same, it come off as mot being creative and sour

It's your opinion though and I respect it. If u asked me about how I feel about this particular ''top type'' thread, I'd say it's brilliantly constructed, remnicent and quite 'relatable' for the boys though. U could tell from the comments coming through.

ogboni76:
What about those that sleeps in the game house(back then lolz) to finish and re start master league all over again, building players and naming them after themselves....from the days of snes and sega...INTERNATIONAL SUPER STAR SOCCER....and you gamers says DELUXE!!!!....

And how about folks like me who would shell out close to a thousand box to the 'ONILE' just to play the game over some night when u'd probably be drowsy and sleepy all through?

ireneony:
I think this top type thread is getting boring nowadays...
Does anyone here agree with me

Lol...U're alone on that one, as long as the likes of enusmith and tosyn2much keep holding it down.

cowleg:
Op this should not be for nigerians, our.mb would not even allow us to browse unlimited facebook, talk more of streaming radio and tv stations. This is definetely for people in a sane clime coz nigeria if not africa is a failed continent.

My point exactly. Where's the affordable and cheap data to sacrifice on this brilliant service? Certainly not for people in this part of the world.

coolzeal:
Can I at least stream or watch a live football match e.g premiership, champion league or La Liga with those application?

Download sybla tv and mx player, and u're good to go bro.

Asking a 30-something-year old Naija lady not to press marriage on her boyfriend is like asking a lioness to lay and watch, while an unknown lion kills all of her cubs in a bid to create a pride through her. Most Nigerian ladies are just wired that way and I guess the one advice for that funloving brother out there who has no intention of getting married soonest has got to be, ''Steer clear off the 30-something-year old naija lady! They come with bigger baggages you just cannot handle lest you 're crushed under the weight''.

kayciano:
WOMEN think they are the only ones interested in HUSBANDs....

I need a WIFE as well....
-a working class lady
- a presentable lady...
-height 5ft 5inch at least..or 1.7M.
-waist line 36...
-ass line 52...
-breast line 40...
-oblong head/face....
-retroverted UTERUS...
-age..b/w 22 and 26..
-fair to creamy in complexion.
-last Baby of the family precisely..
-CGPA..3.5 and above..
- a Christian ( well devoted)
-or Muslim ready to convert..
-virgin or near Virgin..
-enlightened and sociable..but prudent..
-superb medical history...
-adventurous, yet submissive...
-Minimal dependent relatives..
-comfortable family...
-genotype AA, HIV negative, EBOLA negative,
-family not more than 5siblings..with most married

DON'T BOTHER ABOUT ME...
WHEN U MEET ME , u will definitely CHERISH ME...
I have a GOOD JOB, GOOD APARTMENT, and growing in my profession.

As the answer given to ladies with the same mentality oozing from these ridiculous requirements of yours, I'd say ''Look no farther dude; just go mould her yourself!''

prettythicksme:
hey!get lost jor na ur type seriousbabe wan scam!

Chai, see painment! E pain am no be small.

prettythicksme:
Thunder fire ur big/small conji!

Coming from our resident nairaland wife of a phantom husband? Not the least surprised. Hey how's ur imaginary hubby?

Need the report as well. Mykestunts@gmail.com

Tabh:
With this response to that dude 'ronald4lif',it shows you do not understand his post which leaves your intelligence questionable.

It is evident that you have nothing to offer apart from the small change you feel you got.

Girls Girls Girls!!! Na wa oo....so it's his intellect u want to attack now, right? Face the topic and don't derail. Are u a thief or not? Lols

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] This is nothing...let Buhari gets into power and watch vast swathes of arable rich yoruba land converted into cattle reserves for the Fulanis....If you don't like it Benin Republic is not far. [/color]
.sai Buhari…

By their posts u shall know them. Bloody unintelligent SaTANoids politicizing anything they read in
the news just to score cheap political points for their master whose political future is hanging by a thread. Gonners u all are!

you all are!

kendrick9:
yet after all this,most yorrubers are still playing houseboys to the fulanis/buhari..
what a pity.
Vote Gej if u want ur dignity back.

Mumu, try get sense small. Don't u know u're aging? It's about time u started acting ur age. Olopolo to ti yoro!

slimyem:


Been on the same planet as you...

lols ... Anyways, Great to know that u're back on the nairaland syda life.

slimyem:
The man does not look anything close to a billionaire....
....some things billions cannot do ...

Is that u slimyem? Is that really u? Where the hell have u been?

Mynd44:
This is what happens when Agbaje and Obanikoro play the tribal card

That won't get them anywhere!

HumbledbYGrace:
Indecent, but I've never bothered myself with that.

Just that a modest mother should prepare a bottle for her child if she knows there won't be a place "private" for her to br.eastfeed. Especially with the male folks around, they are males and shouldn't be put in awkward situations with things that could easily be avoided.

Now, here's a woman who isn't subjective about the whole situation. Great input .

Hello! my erudite teachers of nairaland. I greet you all.
I am an experienced teacher and a home tutor itching for a new job for quite some time now. I have dropped my cvs in virtually every school in my area (Amuwo-odofin, ijegun, alakija environs) but up till this moment, I am yet to get a call for an interview from any of them. I can teach primary schools to grade 6 level and I could handle all subjects at junior high school level (even though I have a banking and finance degree)
Please if there's a job opening (schools, home lessons etc) in ijegun, alakija, masamasa environs, do let me know....
The reason I am yet to be called is the fact that most schools in those areas outlined aren't recruiting at the moment. It's Infact a bad time to get a teaching job in the country as most schools are already in their 5th week of the second term.
Pls nairalanders, help a brother who's got mouths to feed, but not the means to do so. Thanks. Email is Mykestunts@gmail.com

prettythicksme:
dey find am naa

Lol...Na lack of self esteem we go call this one ni or wat? Lies no go finish u and yr likes for this faceless forum.

prettythicksme:
check ma profile

Didn't see no husband's pics.

keandre:
bounce back? season don de finish oo

Yes oo, but our familiar position/target is still within reach. Lol .. It hurts to say that.

naijababe:
Can't win 'em all

That's the one true spirit of the game jare. We'll bounce back at the Emirates.

prettythicksme:
op i am always happy if my husband tell me no cooking today my wife cos he too like food ooo.I enter kitchen sometimes four times a day i really rest when he travelled but i miss him tho cos i hardly enter kitchen these days.

Pics of ur husband or...u know the rest na

Bad day at the office . Harry Kane the difference on a day our talisman wasn't available.

ladyju:
my dear I'm married with kids

Yet u expect ur man to ask for ur account details. Isn't he supposed to know that. A funny wife u are. On second thought perhaps a ''no wife''