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Lol
I have done that look

SexyStrawberry:
Girls are not wicked, its u guys who wicked! u see babe dey waka with another guy, and just coz u feel ur better off than d guy, u decide to humiliate ur fellow man by snatching the girl away from him, tell me, is that not the height of wickedness ?

Spoken like a true G, not necessarily the height of wickedness, just an intimidation technique, but I'll say this anywhere the girl should have known better.

I don't think they are heartless, I just think they are dumb like really dumb. Opolo wan ko gbe.

They don't have the slightest notion on how to read between the lines.

Na every day dem dey do Miss something?

Their Hero

Kiss ko kiss of the dragon ni.
She's not even into it, her body's miles apart

My crush...

Nubian113:
Do you have a crush on her? You're always on her threads

And you would know that how? Oh right you are always on her threads too

Fabulous lives of billionaires wives

Basically you get to make 3 free withdrawals from different atms(an atm that's not your bank's) monthly but the fourth time you make a withdrawal you get charged N65.

CaroLyner:
and you feel every new non_virginn is like that?

Yes!!!
You are welcome to prove me wrong when you go through your phase.

CaroLyner:
Mmm.now i see what you're afraid of.

Everybody likes puppies, they are cute, cuddly and fun, but not everyone wants a LOST puppy as a tag-along following you about with eyes like(puss in boots) the cat in shrek.

tammie24:
e be like say some nuts do loose for this one head ooo
no vex, you hear!

I'll take your apology and I no vex but if you continue quoting me, I'll let you know. I have nothing but data,time, generator and fuel.....1 love bro

Oh and I'v got a fully charged powerbank too

CaroLyner:
speak for yourself

Lol, okay I stand corrected, I speak for myself, why would I want a V, if she isn't already my wife.

So she'll start hovering over me abi, I'll pass.

CaroLyner:
excellent

Just so you know, that's a huge turn off for guys

tammie24:
why the insult now?
End time commenter!

Bros carry your endtime crap waka go front abeg, abi mo ti endtime ni.

Ball so add ma niqqas call me spalding.

And now he has divorced katie holmes, the woman with twin issues, what's her secret?

I particularly like the one with the middle finger sticking out.

Mjshexy:
Common bro she probably sees a good company in you, stop assuming relationship ish for now & evn if she wants & u ain't interested just politely tell her.

Yes I agree, it's best to just let sleeping widows lie

Reminds me of Robert's Green 48 laws of power and plagiarism

I like the name Fixed deposit slap

This gen's talk, too will prob make fp.
Lots of her matter don already kuku dey there.

Iwo ati sally, ori eyin mejeji ti gbale.

Op, when a girl says there are many fishes in the ocean, she's referring to you. In short you are the king of all the fishes in the ocean.

Dumbass stupid maga.

If her daughter is the person you want to be with, give her mother 200k and tell her you had some projects you had to carry out a month ago, don't give her any date to return it but use your body language to tell her to return it, in the most polite way possible. If she doesn't return it, don't ask her for it.

If you no send the girl, tell the mama say you no get money, then let your gf suspect you of cheating and get her to dump you, that way you are exonerated, also maybe a month after you'v, told ur inlaw you don't have money.

She should not abort the child, @ all. She can tell the husband that she's keeping it and that she will cater for all the child's needs, but concerning the first two kids they will both cater for them.

The child will most likely look like the father and he will be guilted to acknowledge it when it's born,men are wired that way,it might take a while maybe two years at the max, but for now she must not abort the child also she must be careful not to get pregnant again in the future.

Shay na santa be this abi na satan?

The key to the glory of my father's house

LastProphet:
this kind of situation underscores the African problem, why does he expect to be known and what is the big deal about being known? I have more money than many celebrities and i don't wish to be known by anybody that doesn't matter, so what's the big deal?

An answer to your question would be because he rubs with the creme de la creme, he might even be owed favours by our so called big boys in the industry. One being wealthy doesn't necessarily mean he/she can buy fame.

My own be say how the bouncer wan take sabi am, wetin hin do?

I shouldn't be on this thread.

DonChippy:
That dude is a classical Igbo guy.

Pick up lines is Zero.

Yet some Igo chicks will keep falling for him just because he calls them Tomato Jos. Smh!

I already liked your post and was laughing until I realized how would you know his lines are wack. Has he tried to pick you up before?

You'll move on....

This Dutch land as to be the sinner's paradise, weed, sex, wine. I gast go there, might even have me one of those brown cookies.

Bubu family selfie