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Nilx:
Life will humble you.

Only fewer words are truer than these.

Origin:
I think the vote would go to Jerusalema...


People often forget it's foreign self.

You know I'll just keep just keep inboxing you, definitely not in a "stalk-ish" manner, maybe except of course you block or report me. That'd be some cold shii though.

Alright seriously, I'm asking politely now.

Origin:
Because husbands have fallen short of the glory of God.

Hello!
I sent you a dm, could you please check your
mail and accept so I'll be able to message you?
Thanks!

Origin:
Maybe some one may understand this...

Pity is an emotion very similar to Love. In fact I believe Love is made up of about 70% pity.

Which is why most love story usually involves a sappy story. (How I want to help him/her but fell in love)


Due to good conduct, appearance, confidence, sweet mouth, ambience and one's emotional intelligence, one may confuse pity with love.

Hi, can I have your snapchat or twitter or reddit ID?

Origin:
Sleeping with the enemy........


Some men can be abusive and quite physical when fighting their woman. ...

That is fine but will any sane human being allow intimacy when there is conflict


Some of you no de fear, fight woman , still eat her food and yet still want to eat.....

Una no de fear??
Abi na sense no de??

Lmao!

Explorers:
James Harrison The "Man With The Golden Arm"

After needing 13 liters of blood for a surgery at the age of 13, a man named James Harrison pledged to donate blood once he turned 18.

It was discovered that his blood contained a rare antigen which cured Rhesus disease.

He has donated blood a record 1,000 times and saved 2,000,000 lives.





https://www.boredpanda.com/amazing-medical-cases/?cexp_id=44747&cexp_var=12&_f=featured&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

Also it turned out that for him to continue surviving he needed to always donate blood, because of the rare antigen. It was mere co-incidence that he always donated, if he hadn't donated blood he would have long died.

maureensylvia:
Oh chim

After seeing this, I felt so motivated. It changed my whole life , now I'm a successful person and became a trillionaire at a young age. I'm an engineer, pilot, medical doctor, architect and an astronaut. I got 20 Olympic gold medals, 10 Oscars, 7 Padma shree awards , 3 Noble prize award and 5 nominations. Next year I'm planning to buy moon. It all happened because of this , thank you so much op

I had to google what Padma agree awards is, I still don't know

I'm of the opinion that one fundamental difference between both genders is that the feminine usually seem to take it a step further, which somewhat becomes perceived as extreme and leads to commotion all about.

sinkhole:
and the punctuation is purely Yoruba too and it means, exactly in Yoruba ROOSTER not hen or chicken but rooster (a male chicken), just as the returned sculpture shows

You are the better man, I don't think I would have handled this as well as you have.

Akuko=Rooster

Ọkhọkhọ=Sculptor=Rooster

Okuko= Chicken/Story

You con dey say you see similarity btw sculptor rooster with chicken/story when there's a clearly visible option.

You handled that well bro, and maybe na because say na 4:58am you comment, make e no be like say na you dey wake with fight.

Passionate888:
I am happy for her, she might want him sexually but not maritally ( if it's a word)

Yup, it's a word.

Acidosis:
I pity you. You can't stand the shame of calling off a wedding? I hope you will be able to stand the 'shame' and pain of divorce after 3 kids?

All your threads so far on Nairaland are about this same monster that wants to kill you, yet you decided to plan your future with him. What do we call this now? Zero/dead self-esteem? Desperation? Abi na strong d**k wan make you sign your death certificate?

Sorta confirms the women like staying in an abusive relationship thing from the previous thread.

Mom007:
This, of course is a fallacy of hasty generalization. Women may be a complicated species, but we generally don't enjoy getting "roughed up"!

On the contrary, I actually disagree not necessarily being roughed up, but the feminine gender seem to like being or rather staying in an abusive relationship.

I have seen it happen again and again, although I concur that a very low % will walk away from it but on the average that it's the norm.

Heck! There's another thread on to about someone saying she can't get married to a man who she's described as not any girl's dream and yet she stayed with him till they are 3weeks from the marriage, it sorta confirms what we are talking about.

Oh! and any astute person would recognize a girl that's been in an abusive relationship, for one there's always this neediness around them, they cover it up with makeup, iPhones and expensive wigs but one would always pick it up.

Mikester:
Wrong. Terming men irresponsible or immature for having standards is wrong. Turning down single moms doesn't make a man irresponsible. There is a huge difference between responsibility and burden. A man who turns down a single mom does so to not place a burden that isn't his upon him. Does that make him irresponsible or a child?

Women ruthlessly place high standards on men who intend to marry them but weak-minded men misguided by information such as yours lower their standards for damaged women and commit to them.

You are right in some areas but get your mentality straight and stop guilt-tripping others for making their own choices.

I was literally scrolling down to see who'd rebuff this point, thanks for doing that.

I'm of the opinion that alot of monikers on nairaland really do not know how to separate the real world from the digital world, loads of the advice given on this forum would be inapplicable to folks giving it when they are in the same shoes.

Jaycee07:
Aunty,

You can do better than this. Can I shock you? Even Nigerian girls/Women here in the U S who are well off financially are no different from the one back in Nigeria. It’s in you people It’s a culture misnomer

Lolz!

Bro I was taken back by the "You are mad " phrase, the sheer uncouthness was really mind blowing, I legit had to go back to see if you had started out with an insult but you hadn't, how hard is it to present your case without being abusive?

It's really not ladies fault, truly it's not, Nigerian men are the fools in love, always have, always will be and it goes without saying the entitlement mentality is there 100

Dtruthspeaker:
Actually, she needs him to Cheat so that she can breathe again.

Clean and dirty can not stay together. So now that she is dirty, she needs the husband to be dirty too else she would either commit suicide in that house or she packs out.

That is what God has Done!

Bless you bro

pocohantas:
Moist beach, Oniru.

It is really cool, right inside Oniru Beach, Ligali Ayorinde St, VI- the street behind Yesufu Abiodun Way (Four Point By Sheraton).

While Oniru main beach is playing “I am cumming. Are you cumming?”, Moist would be playing something serene.

So those cross-bag and ES 350 boys do not like entering Moist Beach. You’ll also see babes in bikini there.

You pay 1k to enter Oniru, entry to Moist is free, but you have to buy something. Not cheap, but I won’t call it expensive.

Landmark should be the “most beautiful” if you ask me.

Moist Beach is not a stretch of beach, just a secluded part in Oniru beach. So don’t expect to have plenty space to yourself.

Lol!

Also doesn't have waves either

SKhanmi:
To exist is to consume. Is life fair to the plants & animals you have also consumed, did they consent to being harvested/killed/eaten by you? This world follows a template, fair isn't one of its attributes.

This World follows a template, fair isn't one of its attributes

Rilwayne001:
What’s the title of this nollywood movie?

Oxygen seems like a good title

KingAttitude:
�Black fighters are being defeated back to back this year, something must be wrong somewhere: Wetin pain me pass be say 3 of them are Nigerians!
�
• Israel Adesanya.
• Anthony Joshua.
• Efe Ajagba.
• Deontay Wilder.

Who says Wilder great great grandfather isn't Nigerian?

Ceenachi:
You said the obvious truth. She's too social media freak. Even when the new housemates come on board she will still be struggling to outshine them by posting trash and irrelevant stuff . As for intelligent , we all knew that she's not , because during their time, she hardly perform well in tasks. Always depending on Jackie and co. She won BBN out of grace. If u are her fan and have any opinion post it on the comment section, don't come under mine to avoid entering your wall.

Only a guy understand the underlying statement he made there...
Bro you be king forever �

Only real guys bro, coz there are lotta f.tards out here.

Na oyinbo go finish this world

ethicallyright:
Mr. Oke Dike, your internet activity links you to the homicide which occurred at 11 Boathouse Walk, Peckham, Southwark London.

Evidence available proves that you are an accomplice in the Murder of one Mr. Frank Ndubusi who rented a studio apartment in the aforementioned building until his demise.

The WhatsApp history of the victim's spouse, Mrs Amaka Ndubusi (Nee. Amaka Harry Obinna), corroborates the autopsy report that the deceased died of food poisoning.

Mrs Amaka Ndubusi, widow of the victim and prime suspect of the murder case, had on several occasions told you how she planned to leave the forced marriage and suggested getting rid of the late Frank Ndubusi on one occasion.

We failed to work a restraining order to prevent the prime suspect from leaving the United Kingdom until the autopsy report was ready.

Her travel records show that she left the United Kingdom for Maldives with her toddler. She neither used a visa to leave the United Kingdom nor escape from the Maldives.

Her whereabouts is currently unknown but we suspect that she took an illegal route to Nigeria.

Though we suspect that she is in Nigeria, we want to be sure before seeking an arrest warrant.

We demand that you cooperate with INTERPOL so that the organization will drop all charges against you.

To cooperate with the INTERPOL: ASK HER OUT AGAIN, TELL HER YOU WANT MOMENTS OF INTIMACY AND SWITCH ON YOUR SMARTPHONE'S LOCATION WHEN YOU MEET HER.


HOLMES, S,
INTERPOL.

I always thought only Scotland Yard engaged your services Mr Holmes

Mynightmare:
How you take know say the song topped the billboard 100 chart,and yet funny thing you never heard the song?
Funny enough no one no whom you are .
Go get a proper life.

I saw an ad of it on a digital billboard at Oniru Private Beach entrance on Oct 1, congratulating the duo on topping the Billboard chart.

Listening to a song is different from reading about it performances, but an uncultured fellow like yourself could NEVER know that.

In all fairness, it's really not your fault, paying for school doesn't mean you can buy class. I sincerely hope you understand that reference, so you'd know how low you've sunk and well if you don't, like I said earlier it's not your fault, barbarians are generally known to be uncultured.

Anyways, I haven't listened to Wizkid feat Tems, Essence not once.

Funny thing is I have never heard the song before.

Wonderful results the song has been bringing, heard it topped the Billboard 100 chart.

Mide3367:
None at all.. I am grateful to God for grace

That's what you think, no one truly knows the number of times he has had a close shave with death, it just passes and one is oblivious to the fact that this was a NDE

Mtchew!!

It's just annoying at this point.

Sorry for the trauma

Today it's ogudu, tomorrow it could be orile.
There should be a return of swift televised capital punishment.

Demigod22:
LoL, I wonder how you guys behave sometimes. A lady refused to answer your call, nor reply your message, called you out of the blue for financial help, you run to her aid,as per [/b]United Nations[b]. If you are so desirous to help, they are people you should have helped, but you ignore those ones and run to help someone that gave you such attitude earlier. And she explored your chivalry, you came here to rant, for us to bash ladies.

Never allow ladies to pussify you, it is insultive. When Jesus said it is finished, He was referring to people like you.

Omo this United Nations off me

FutureIsFemale:
God is passing a message to Davido. He better do the needful. I'm not being tribalistic, but Igbo no be Yoruba.

R.I.P Fortune.

Dear Suntemi, God uses many means to pass His message depending on the content of His message. When the content is heavy, He uses death.

God used death to pass a message to the King of Egypt. (Their first sons died)
God used death to pass a message to David. (David's child died)
God used death to pass a message to Devil. (Job's children died)
God used death to pass a message to us. (Jesus died)

The blind leading the blind, let them alone for they will soon fall into the ditch.

BabaIbo:
Which set or batch?

18A

Karaye camp

I enjoyed my stay in camp, it was a wonderful experience.

lajid:
Spare us the crap already, who is afraid of intelligent and beautiful woman, huh? Stop thinking what is not there abeg.

“Men don’t like women succeeding”, “men don’t like intelligent women” yen yen yen. Fighting imaginary wars

Who doesn’t want a woman who is successful and intelligent.

The same way woman don’t want to settle for less, the same way men don’t want to too.

Thank you bro.....all what I read from Toke's write-up is summarily put "A cry for help"