Eko Ile:


Ode, what's unreasonable about stating the obvious? Can you prove me wrong or dispute what I said?

You clowns should be diciplined enough to address a topic instead of pointing fingers elsewhere because of your bruised tribal pride and ego...

We bleeped you before. We gon Bleep you again. No need to be bitter about it.

Yaay!! I'm the first!

Hello ladies and gentlemen, it is with pleasure that i present to you THE WINNER, COMMENT OF THE MONTH (august 2012)... LES...LIEU!!!

leslieu63: I feel so honored to be the third comment. All of
my hardwork and dedication has paid off.
Getting the top comment has been a dream of
mine for many years, and I would like to thank
those who have helped me along the way. First
and foremost I would like to thank God for
giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to
thank my parents. I want to thank my dogs
wizkid and bingo, for being really fat and always there for
me. Next I would like to thank the squirrel dbanj that
lives in my backyard for climbing trees because
that gives me inspiration that I need to get
through the day. This is a special moment in my
life and I would like to thank any of my
unmentioned friends and family that have
helped me along the way. This moment will be a
moment that I will never forget. I just
remembered a few other people I would like to
thank; facebook,nairialand, my girlfriends and sugar mummies, the fish I caught in the third
grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t
be able to see the keyboard without it, the
internet for letting me go on facebook, my
house because without it I would be homeless,
and last but not least I would like to thank all
the people out there that actually took time out
of their day to read this. I cannot stress how
much of a big deal to me this is. I have been
trying to be the first comment on a post for
years, but that has not been possible until this
amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will
continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare
occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I
would say, you can achieve anything that you set
your mind on. To all the kids out there reading
this, I would like to tell them to follow their
dreams. Being the top comment is amazing,
thank you everyone!

PAGAN 9JA:


stop always assuming us Pagans to be atheists ok we are religious peoples!

i know there are Supernatural forces/Gods and spirits that control the universe but i dont believe that jesus is the son of God. he was just a man.

And who gives a fúck what you believe!

ogaemma: Every this & that is on nairaland front page. It was not like this way back 2007 when I joined nairaland. The front page then was educative and very informative,infact you could compare nairaland front page to the best then. Now pictures of any tom dick & harry is what makes our front page. Thanks to Sheun.

By now you should have had your own website.

Fulaman198:

Well you make a thread about how "girls are becoming sluts by going to school" which may be true (that's the case in every Westernized country). Since a lot of Nigerians abroad have Westernized mentality, this is what is happening.

That said, you don't see us men bashing ourselves or making threads about ourselves that produce negativity.

it seems youre against westernization. Now tell me, what are you doing on the internet? It's a western thing you know.

Becacia_Barbie:
And dat is ur own cup of Tea o! I Lizzy, only decides whose hands get curved around my waist or not! For goodness sake its my Body nah! If any guy tries it wid me....i wud just silently ignore him for d rest of my life! I dnt find it romantic wen a guy curves his hands around my waist..makes me feel like he wana tap current, nd it is kinda childish...i rather prefer he curves his hand around my neck, dat wud make me feel kinda safe nd loved!

And who gives a f*ck how you feel.

ANY-PEN :

What's happening?
Nigerians won't stop being Nigerians. Someone took the pain to post some news, you read through it & then asked "what's happening in this country"; the news is what's happening!!!

and you just wasted like a minute of your hopeless life replying it.

So you mean if i do all these, i'll succeed? *wiping my tears*

NEROSKY:
Am in Enugu,am 4rm Enugu, I school in Enugu..
So why is Sulivan even in D list
He should be in top 40 not even top 36
He is D only Odious Governor ever produced
♈♡Ü need to com see ESUT /IMT
Banding Okada wif No Alternative,even little
He is D only Insidious and cluEless Man In Coal CirI
He don't deserve any kinda plaudits..
Anyway, kudos to ROCHAS!!!! He rocks!!!
Suli Sucks!!!!
Top 5 clueless And cruelty Governors
1.Peter Obi
2.Chime Sulivan
3.mention D rest...

oohhhboi! See ENGLISH. You said you graduated from Eshoot?! Am also in Enugu, from Enugu, and studied in Enugu, so tell me why Sullivan Chime shouldn't be on the list? And if you've got nothing intelligible to say, just shut the f*ck up.

Maleeq:
@Acidosis.
Last time I checked, I hit 465 wpm. Your 97 wpm is irritating me already!

wow, guy you're soo good. I'm still struggling with 287.2654wpm.