₦airaland Forum

Came to check the state with the highest. Who else came for Dat reason

RIP ma

omogin:
When you have a liar as your President and petroleum minister you get this situation. Gej we miss you already

The way u run ur gutter u call a mouth, u will soon swallow ur tongue. Continue calling ur ancestors mate liar. The thunder that will fire u is in the chapel asking for forgiveness

oteneaaron:
Na wa oooo...dis Man sef...na only bad tin him d predict ne?
Anyway na to go SCOAN make him help me predict game wey i wan bet against next week.....i need to make some money.....oya baba TB help me predict my matches abeg......

Abeg if u succeed for the sure matches I no mind o. Make me self make money. #holybetting

agrovick:
Oh! I guess the date accommodates the 3 weeks terminal leave

Terminal leave keh. U are totally going off point.
I ve served, gotten my discharge. Dazall

Pls am new to all this black Friday shitt. Someone should pls explain to me how it works. Am not in lag, I have some 3 shoes I will love to buy on the supposed black Friday which I learnt is on 27th Nov. How do I go about it? Am in kaduna presently.

The thunder that will fire u is rolling expired osogbo weed. Continue showing money, d nxt robbery na ur blokos them go shoot. Awon werey oppressing with money wey people dey find like diamond. Lol

agrovick:
For you, going by the date you said you finished service

Lol. Nah, I just told u wats written on my discharge certificate. But we passed out on 15th Oct. On a Thursday. I was among the parade.

Chestar5:
the mouth speaketh

U see whr am coming from?

Even a fool knows two Sim phone is better than one Sim phone. What's with the 5 reasons?

Nairalanders Sha. Always want to be noticed by writing some funny list, reasons why I need to go to the toilet...

Reasons why I need to eat
Reasons why I need to laugh.


Mtchewww.

Chestar5:
thats y its #thingsilongathroatfor

Out of the abundance of the heart............... *complete it*

agrovick:
I smell extension of service. Thank God you are finally done

Extension for who?

Favparis:
Great Jossite.......

Great. Hw u? What course did u study or are u currently studying?

Well, i have finished serving 4th nov 2015, i got my NYSC discharge certificate wit my passport photograph on it.. so its non of my business wgo got fake exempton cert or not. let them carry their cross

Favparis:
So even the Exemption Letter is this Important and yet Students don't want it?


Hope NO SLT UniJos Student in that list?

are u a jossite? how do u knw SLT have problem with serving?

Chestar5:
....i dont even know what to say...



#thingsilongthroatfor

To be idle and still enjoy life

lazy girl alert. i pity ur future husband

EverestdeBliu:
If the SuperEagles cannot score,they should leave those guys to score. I hate barren games.

wetin u stake for them

ibkgab001:
Congratz there were no grammatical blunders and errors

SEE THEM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You took some certain grammatical precautions that is inversely proportional to the level of semi local graduate that we have on NL

U are sick

Ok

bettercreature:
she is getting them from twitter and instagram,tumblr and so on

And she come dey form like say she dey follow dey snap am?

StephanieEzeh:
In my 100L in school, I caught a guy in my lodge sniffing my panties. I promised to report him to Papa (the caretaker) but he started pleading that it was the devil's work. After many hours of pleading, I allowed the matter to die. Throughout the short time he stayed in the lodge, he wasn't comfortable. He never dared look at me in the eyes and he would always feel embarrassed when with other lodge mates and I happen to show up in their midst. I know he would be thinking I had revealed it to some people in the hostel He didn't stay till his rent expired; he packed out to live with a cousin of his at the other side of town. He always avoided me on campus. I pity him sha; he was just silly

I think this act is not only disgusting but shameful! Most guys do it at the slightest opportunity they get! I don't know what they benefit from such!!! I wonder the type of sexual pleasure they get Perverts!

Which school do u attend if I may ask?

Abeg how this Vivian of a girl tale dey get this kind exclusive photos? President Buhari must hear this

dont rush to judge. give her at least a year before we know if she is competent or not. NOI that was experienced whr has she taken our economy?

Coolabbie:
For your mind you just made sense.
Your papa would gladly donate you to ritualists if it can guarantee him being made an "ornament" like Osinbajo.

technical knockout.... *dies*

MosakuAW:
No mind the couple jare, they believe that US embassy only accepted Ikoyi marriage certificate only because they both plan travelling to the US after their wedding.

BTW, both are now in the US.

that ikoyi registry is famous o.

MosakuAW:
HML to them.

I wish them lots of love and happiness.

"Ikoyi Registry" This remind me of a friend who got married in 2007. The wedding reception was @Atan-ota in Ogun state and the registry was in Ikoyi. We left Ikoyi registry around 11am heading back to Atan-ota for the reception, only to perform the reception in traffic. We got back to Atan around 5pm only to met empty guest.

It was one of the funny wedding i ever attended in my life.

lwkmd. guy u just killed me with laff. which kind wedding arrangement be that ?

McBrooklyn:
Chelsea Recent Loses Ain't Strange To Any Of Us Here By Now . . . So People Have Come Up With Suspects And Some Causes Of Chelsea Recent Loses

Suspects In The Chelsea Recent Downfall Case


1 The sacked doctor

2 Peter Cech (That guy go with the otumokpo)

3 Ronaldo (Since Mourinho compared
Hazard to him there have been
problems)

4 Harrysong, That guy wey sing "After the regae
play the blues" (since dem release that
song chelsea never win)

5 Arsene Wenger (Since Mourinho called him
specialist in failure, failure has been following
Chelsea)

6 Falcao. (This one no be secret na. Everybody
knows. That guy is a pack of akoba adaba - Instigator)

7 Drogba (Whenever he comes, Chelsea will win,
he leaves and they drop. You know he's a juju
man na)


Fellow Nairalanders, Which one of this did you to think is causing the recent loss of matches by Chelsea

Lmao @no 4.i can't stop laughing. Where is harrysong when u need him

This is either effect of wet kogi weed or wet osogbo weed.


Or she might just be a cancer patient.

Akposkool:
if same mikel had signed for united you think he will still be there as we speak? When carrick, scholes, and fletcher are all fergusons kids? Ferguson is rascist so look at what happened to djemba djemba, fortune, mame biram diouf, manucho and pogba and shot your stvpid mouth.

Among all the names u listed, only pogba was a star in the making. Have u forgotten Andy Cole and Dwight York were blacks,? Quinton fortune played at man utd for yrs. D rest of d blacks u mentioned were thrash, that's why they didn't make it in old Trafford. Fergie ain't racist. I bet u if Mike had gone to man utd, we cld ve enjoyed what CR7 enjoyed at old Trafford. As long as his form is still ever green. Man utd isn't a mediocre club. If u don't perform, u get booted out. Even the white players at man utd were booted out due to lack of form. Don't compare sir Alex who nurtures talents and mourinho who destroys talents. #Kapish

megawax8:
and mikel's team mates that went to other clubs are all competing with messi, ronaldo or who??

chelsea fan alert

ichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] He's just a lawyer... what does this horribly inept and clueless square peg know about electronics, electricity and concrete bridges?... This warped phenomenon is a dumb first from President dulladeen from Daura village[/color]

receive sense in jesus name. enemy of progress