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Am sorry dude I can't advice u. Am more of a prevention is better than cure kind of guy. U shld ve used a condom. My only advice, use a condom next time to avoid pregnancy number 2. . All the best brah

Only in Nigeria where a prophet will claim to have seen vision of a tragedy after it must have happened.


End time prophets abound in this our country

KELVINXY:
lawd help us men.. every man has a story to tell
Konji na bastard

I know someone who travelled from UK to Nigeria just to quench konji. Lol.

KELVINXY:
conji making the impossible possible since the days of Adam and Eve

Konji has made me embark on end time journeys just to quench it. Oh Konji, Wen will thou stop tormenting us mortals with joysticks

princeogbeide1:
Lol" dats a legal movement"

Lol. No violation of house arrest rules.

Konji na bastard

justicejay:
if he didn't get Tracy, he will be the biggest loser on this tread. lmao

He certainly will. She ain't real. Just a fictional character

panachuku:
Kane to score @ 2.32. My 5k must no catch fire o. Zouma nd terry mk una concede penalty o

Bad guy. The Lord bless ur hustle

Another bad day loading for Chelsea. Quote me later.

Nasrite:
In regards to d op n andy, na similar tin hapun to me. 1 red hot chick cum beg me say she wan stay wit me for at most a week while she's still searchin for accomodation, i concured wit her n gladly let her in. For ma mind, i don hama, na all nyt duty don jamb me b dat o!!!. Guy, dat was nt d case wit janet as she would deny any glancy move i make... Week turns to month. B4 i knew, it's 4 months witout lettin her knw she's stayin wit a man (guy i no say i Bleep up). All diz while, i was tryin to b a gentleman. Dis kept hapunin up until 1 faithful day....... Crying........ U no wetin hapun??. I jus de cum frm 1 tedious lecture. Guess wat, i met diz ingrate lady bangin wit my neighbour ontop my virgin bed. Trust d poor guy now, dat day was d last day she spent in ma house...... Sum girls emmmmm.

Bros which school this one happen pls. I know one Janet wey fit do this kind thing. Tnx

noblegrex:
I'm sure Andy would have gisted chuks about it.what happened btw you two.I feel disappointed when I got to this point cos one of the reasons I keep following you is because of the smartness but you failed me here.you should have thought of it atleast that Andy must have told him what transpired btw you guys which should have stopped you from going there but anyways,I wasn't expecting less and I'm sure so many guys expected that.there is no way you could have survive all the hurdles without any guy going down low owing to the circumstances that warranted your life style. But Andy would have been the one to have a test of your juice not chuks with that LONG dick.mtcheew Angry. TRACY still on my MIND.

i tripple signt u mah mehn

Mekzy02:
I'm I the only person that saw the "*** 215"?....loool how can a second semester course in a university end with an odd number..I stand to be corrected tho! OP hope ur not lying. Hmm

Guy ur head dey thr.

ayokunle032:
repost the pin way she drop abeg

Which pin

saintmark88:
OP so wht you are telling us is that all these visits that went to cook for dudes and the ones tht came visiting u, plus the clubbing, u no kiss, romance or have sex with NY of these guys....your film trick no b here, abeg dnt forget to tells the university u went to so i can send my sister dere, cos the guys seem to be all gays or impotent......

Hahaha. #Classic

noblegrex:
abi ooo,thanks bro.your own joy shall know no end. I just hope tracy is still single and available,determined and courageous like this sturborn girl.seriously I like her person. She's got guts and priinciples.although I still have my resevations....

What if Tracy is just a fictional character? What if the OP is even a guy? I added her on BBM but she hardly chats. Dude don't believe anything u read online. My two cents

ellabooz:
Na their oil don't intermediate them. Tell me how many Northerners have been arrested for harvesting their onion and tomatoes.

#StateResourcecontrol

U dull Sha. Intermediate? Really?

noblegrex:
You didn't tell me how beautiful you're because your ego,pride, sturboness and this high self esteem can never be for atutupoyoyo.talk about your look.you got me curious bout.well,people keep condeming her but that's why I like her.I'm not encouraging such ooo.we are different people in life and I think her behaviou caught my attention I like that.I'm sure she's got FANS. In addition,TRACY pls,one of the reason I'm still following.don't forget.that will be my own benefit of the whole story. Go on strong head lady! Ahahahaha

The Lord bless ur hustle. U Don dey hustle Tracy number since page 1.

timmycris:
This thing is now becoming boring sins page 28!

This is not thrills and booms of hints or hearts magazine. This is a true life story. Take it or walk out of the thread

thatsincerechic:
Luckily for me, in the afternoon of the day Amaka left the house, while I was lying on the bed after I just had a cold shower for the fourth time that day, because I was feeling hot and hungry and remembered how I was told by a church member during fasting, (she always appeared strong while I always suspected she ate while nobody was watching but one day, she told me the secrete to her strength during 3days dry fast in church was because she bathed constantly, almost anytime we were not praying and,) that the best way to keep your mind from food is to have a cold bath.
So you see, I made use of the information and to an extent it helped because I was lying on the bed feeling relaxed and scheming on what I would do to get money and then a
"knock knock... Can I come in"
Someone shouted from outside opening the door at the same time.
"yeah... No p" I mumbled
And he was in, his name was Hammed, a neighbour, and then he started telling me how he was hungry, he wanted to ate rice and stew, although the rice was ready but the stew wasn't, his girlfriend who was supposed to come around and prepare the stew had called earlier to say she would no longer come around because she was busy and that he was finding it difficult to prepare the chicken for the stew.
At the mention of chicken, I sat up, adjusted my clothes and listened attentively and smiled.
"and i wanted to ask you... Please don't be annoyed. I don't know if I am inconveniencing you.. If you can prepare the stew..
"why not! (I interrupted him) haba... With all pleasure jare(I said smiling) you are not inconveniencing me at all ooo how na? "
And then Hammed said
" or maybe I should just prepare noodles and wait for my girlfriend to come because I feel... "
" what are you saying sir! (I shouted, my eyes roaming, my muscles twitching and legs getting ready to stand up) I said you are not inconveniencing me (and when I realised I was shouting, I lowered my voice and quickly said, smiling ) I will gladly prepare the stew for you jor (and then I was up) oya let's go.. " heading out the room first before brother Hammed would have a second thought......

What kind of house were u staying with amaka? Was it face me I face u? Hw did u do with the rent? Just curious

BrownCookie:
The sexuality section.

I don't even know whr that place is. Pls can u be more elaborate? Tnx

Akerry:
jeeez!

finally on page 31.....all thanks to Ayusco85 for giving me the morale....
thatsincerechic, i must confess, your writing skill is superb!


i am following ur story full time

Kerry mah mehn.... I sight u bro. Welcome to the top most floor of this thread. Enjoy d view

BrownCookie:


thatsincerechic:shakara woman.

But really tho,criticism(whether good or bad) is going to come. So just get used to it.

Meanwhile you had better stay & complete this story because this is going to be the 2nd story I read from start to finish on NL.

The 1st been "The Devil who Loved Me"
Davidflo=Respect.

Pls hw can I find this said story u just referred to?

thatsincerechic:
Amaka was exactly what I thought she would be, she was lazy to the core. I would cook for her, and sometimes help her with laundry because she was always complaining about whitlow on her fingers which I never got to see. She had had good side though, she was fun to be with and we always had visitors coming to chat with us and she was ready to entertain them.
My parents had finally sent in the exact money for my school fees into my account. The addition they made was N100 and that was if I would make the withdrawal over the counter in the bank.
I became a part time stylist, by making an agreement with the owner of a beauty salon that on every hair I make i was entitled to 50% of the income. I was never idle, it was either I was in class or back home making hair but my nights were dedicated fully for reading.
Meanwhile, at campus, I avoided Andy like a plague or should I say he avoided me because all the time I was in class I never set my eyes on him even during examination periods and i still wonder how he was able to do so.
The Second semester of the second academic session had started and i was back in school with a lot of cash that I had saved up from the money I got rendering hair services back home during the holiday.
Amaka and i became best friends, we were growing stronger in understanding each other and should I say we became friends because there were mutual benefits. She had a roof and a bed to offer me and I helped her academically and i was indirectly helping myself because the more often I explained topics to her, the better I understood them. It became a ritual that I wrote assignments on every course twice, one for myself and one for Amaka and in the long run I had a understanding of the courses and i was able to explain them from different perspectives .
At first, it felt like a burden to read different textbooks, searched the Internet for information, materials and write our assignments differently so it would not seem like they were from the same writer. I made sure I wrote them from different points of view, included different quotes and different references where needed.
Amaka was influencing me in a way I could not understand. We went to parties always on her insistence though, clubbed almost every Friday, but during the week days, I always prepared myself for an all night reading because I was addicted to it and each time I made to leave the house for the campus, Amaka would tease me about using the all night reading as a perfect excuse to pass the night at a guy's house.
My schedule was so tight with activities and soon enough, I stopped attending campus fellowships because I felt there was no time it, that there were other pressing issues....

You shouldn't have stopped going to church. That's the part I frowned at. Never forget God in any situation.

calabardick:
you just said my mind, kanja tribe, always abscorning since the days of moses thro the wilderness, they even know the bush track that leads to europe.

i hail una, the great kanjans, the shame of nigeria.
may God disgrace them wherever they are, they shall surely come back shamfully before this month finish

Lol. Seems u ve beef with the igbo (weed). All banter for the great kanjans?

GalzLuvYomy:
OP i can't believe those critics affected you to the point of doing what you are planning to do.leme say plan cos am dead sure you ain't gonna leave this story like this.you have to tell us how you used what you got to get what you wanted.According to your story i can see that you have gone through so many things tougher and more annoying than those little critics you are getting here.Why are they affecting you?Pls don't make me to start doubting your story as to if it's a true life story or just a fiction o.




















Oya Resume enough of the break
*Sippin shisha*

Sipping shisha kwa. No be only Sipping na drinking shisha. See lie

windud:
Thesincerechic, Thesincerechic, Thesincerechic; how many times did i call you? 3 times; Oya we are waiting. Just loaded my glo modem with 63GB data and seated by my PC for refreshing things, shikina! Carry go!

Bros abeg hw u take get 63gig

charlesucheh:
OR THEY'LL GIVE HIM ANOTHER TWO WEEKS!!!
What do you think they'll do?
They're all guilty indirectly.

I wonder o. They shld just shut it

Shameless party

dason4life:
Dem be Moses and Mariam?

Lol. As u come ask me, na who I go come ask

shadowgwalker:
but e no go pass my igbo ppl oh!! I mean, my weed people ooh. Don't ger it twwisted cos any tribe takes igbo.

Yes o. Weed (igbo) people.

OK

2 week OR?