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I believe Nigerians are smarter now with better options. Most of us have tried all the networks and know their strengths and weaknesses. What makes u think any emerging network wont experience the same problems whic others had when they started. Only time will tell!

Showmumu, which come be your own for our matter?

very stale and a remix!

Devil fold that ur wrinkled boobs! shegiya!

, with beef and turkey

You are so dry and full of nothing!

DON'T SPY ON YOUR GUY

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there
was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took
his Batman costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to
the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her
husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She put on a Goldilocks costume.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
cuddle and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his
time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since
he was her husband. After some more to drink he finally whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one
of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
and went home and put her costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she
asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even
danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all
evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that
Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed
sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave
my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time.
He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"

Haaaa!

@CLemcy

I just dey oo. U know the thing being the campaign manager for OBama!

@Mykali

, u wanted to laff and u farted and shit in ur trouser abi? Pele

showbobo:
He's sick.Very sick.He is suffering from acute and chronic kolomentalic disorder.

Devil fire your blue yansh! You wey dey suffer from animalistic brain erection with serious chronic premature ejaculation disorder. Showmama ;(E.g. if u hear just panties; u would just come for trouser)D

@Thendo

And u r peeping too much from the keyhole

HEYYYYYY

PASTOR: "If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now."

A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked towards the alter. As the bride saw the man coming closer, she fainted. The bridegroom and the whole congregation were in confusion. When the man got to the front, the pastor asked, "Why don't you want these people to be joined together?"

Man: "I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decided to come and tell you that the speaker is faulty!!!!

Can you imagine………………….?

demybk:
I bought the MTN 3.5G Internet card because of the mega advertisement by the GSM giant that buyers can browse at the 3G speed without hindrance. But I got the shock of my life after using it for two days on the 3G profile only to be battling with the slow connection, a far cry from the widely advertised 3G connection. The connection speed is now permanently on GPRS.

Can I term MTN as fraudulent? because the only reason for buying was the thought of browsing at the 3G speed!!!

Are u in a 3G coverage area cos i believe that's one of the conditions for the usage otherwise it would be on GPRS speed?

FILL THE FORM BELOW.


NAME ---------------------------------------------------AYUSMAN STIFFMASTER--------

SEX -----------------------------------------------------EVERY NIGHT( 5hrs Straightaway)--------------------------------

AGE -----------------------------------------------------OLDER THAN YA PAPA------------------------------------

AMBITION ---------------------------------------------TO SLEEP WITH ALL THE NAIRALAND FINE CHICKS (Fine chicks i said)-------------------------------

DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY -------------------------------WITH A PASSION (ONLY TAKE)---------------------------

DO YOU LIKE JOKES ---------------------------------NOPE------------------

ARE YOU STUPID -------------------------------------CLOSE TO You-----------------------------

DO YOU LIKE  HENNESSY ---------------------------BRUSH MY TEETH WITH IT-----------------------------

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN -----------------------FINE WOMEN ONLY------------------------------

DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. ----------------------AM DETHRONING YA BLACK HAIRY ASS------------------------------------

Is Infobaba that dumb?

Username: Clemcycul
Password: blabla

Username: Ituen
Password: fisherman

Username: Tufe
Password: slacker

Username: SegunPC
Password: Olodo

C-ass, i just dey dey do my thing now!

let it not be the case of a blind mouse leading another!

Fix wetin Tyty? Him koko break in action?

Becos Tufe go dey fan us when we dey do the thing!

It's damn nice!

The picture was taken more than a year ago. Why not post a more recent pic and ur last price?

I dont think we took the match to the Argentines rather we played cautious football scared of playing our own games. It would av been a different ball game if we had played with more determination. Just my thots!

Nigeria didnt win Silver but lost the Gold!

We tried abeg!

@Tyty

I just dey oo. U know say i be campaign manager for OBama. Na so so traveliing from one state to another man dey?

@Tufe

Who be u?

@Tyty

Wassup? Quite ages. u just fashied ur personal person?

fineyabber:
Hey Anus! LONG TIMEE. I see uv not changed. How body?

I dey oo. Guess u've been released from prison for stealing akara and pure water!

perverts! at ur age

see una mouth. make una paste una own jokes

she is in the hospital trying to confirm which sex she really is!

Go and sleep!