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Inan ruwa ka Mallam Mugu!

Sunan na farko shi ne Spenchuks

The guy is so dumb! I think we should just ignore him!

Dont know where the guy gets his facts from?

dayokanu:
3 months!!! Maybe Fabregas too should be injjured for "Just 3 months"

I don't understand why Assanal invited Hamburg maybe they thot hamburger would place last instead of themselves. But hamburger suprised them.

They didnot invite Bremen or Schhalke or bayern because they felt those ones are too strong.

Real can still win the La Liga, Juve can still win the Serie A but the last chance of a trophy for gayynerrs has gone to Northern Germany.

Diaby should be banned for the next 3 months till Sneijder recovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Assanal buncha rogues fans, coach and players alike No wonder Arsenal players are reputed to be able to start a fight in an empty room

I am trying so hard to make meanings out of all his posts Damn! Some peeps should be castrated

That small boy get liver ooo. Love his confidence on the ball. Wetin AW dey give those children sef?

femzy:
but Arsernal's penalty wasn't justified either,

They just wanted them to not go home pointless,


_{asper hosts}

Dumbest response

MYTV has over 40 channels and about 30+ are free on air!

IMAGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A well-worn Thousand Naira note and a similarly distressed Five Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired.

As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation.
The Thousand Naira reminisced about
its travels all over the county.

'I've had a pretty good life,' the Thousand Naira proclaimed.
'See, I've been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano Port Harcourt and Abuja, the finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja and eastern Nigeria, performances at Muson Centre and the Civic Centre, hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.'
'Wow!' said the Five Naira.
'You've really had an exciting life!'

'So tell me,' says the Thousand Naira, 'where have you been throughout your lifetime?'
The Five Naira replies,
'Oh, I've been to the Anglican, Catholic, Apostolic & Methodist Churches, the Redeemed Christian Church, the Deeper Life Bible Church, Baptist Church, the CAC, CCC, the Lutheran Church, '

The Thousand Naira note interrupts,
'WHAT'S A CHURCH?'

Please help the N1000 notes go to church.

Saucy na person

Which kind referee! The boys couldnt stand the experience of Juventus! AW needs to do something fast. Thank God for preseason friendly like this to expose ur weekness!

See Chelsea ooo. See as them just maul AC Millan 5-0

abi oo

lol

she's both koko and kokolet. Maybe we shld ask Ituen who has shagged her severally?

she's yet to decide

CLEMCYKUL bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

============ ========= ========= ======
CLEMCYKUL : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
CLEMCYKUL: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
CLEMCYKUL: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
CLEMCYKUL : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
CLEMCYKUL : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
CLEMCYKUL : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
CLEMCYKUL : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
CLEMCYKUL : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again,

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
CLEMCYKUL complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
CLEMCYKUL : 'I was watching TV news, '

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
CLEMCYKUL comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize CLEMCYKUL in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once CLEMCYKUL was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
CLEMCYKUL in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
CLEMCYKUL : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
CLEMCYKUL - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
CLEMCYKUL : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
CLEMCYKUL told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
CLEMCYKUL : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

When Hleb and Flamster were at their best last season. It was all 'praise' but now that they've moved on it is now 'name calling". Na wao for some people ooo!

@HNIC

I am not and wont be a gunner fan because of u! So u can't decided for me which club to join!

_{Now i understand why some peeps don't contribbute to the gunner's thread}


@Dr Kitaun

Thanks for understanding!

AW would decide on that and not me.

Do u think the present team can stand Man. United or Chelsea?

Sanderous had above average performance last season. Me think he should stay!

@HNIC
What am saying is that we need quality replacements for those who left us!

@Debosky

SOmetime i think u r too 'patrotic' to be objective! It was very obvious we were lacking the prowess and finesse of Flamster and Hleb in that team. Do u think we can rely on Nasri would need time to adjust? What would now be our fate when the league starts? My guy! How long do u think those lads can stand the heat?

4mins to go. But U20 team AW field today and them try oo. Hope they can stand the test of the EPL

Jack Wishere makes it 3 for arsenal. The young lads seems to be doing well than the first team.

The boys no even respect Uncle Lehmann at all. See as them just they open hin yansh.

Fabregas is not even playing. Nasri was substituted in the second half

Ars 2 Stutgart 1. Good goal by Bendtner. This guy would surey bench Ade! Aw please dash Ade out.

1-1. Nice goal by Carlos Vela. The lad looks promising. Av got a feeling that Bendtner and Vela would perform better than Ade who throughout the first half didnt get a single shot at goal. God help us!

Stutgart 1 Arsenal 0

We look very ordinary. Guess we are missin Hleb and Flamster. Very obvious.

Na the same for the man wey agro dey catch!

spenchuks:
@ post
are u sure she is not from your village?

No. Thought she was ur wife!

Was actually thinking of resubscribing to hitv but guess u've just lost yet another customer. Thank God Sentata Sport would be showing some epl matches.

Are Nigerians serious?

urfriend:
hi all,why do we like to complain about every thing.ehie just has u are leaving hitv,more then 300 are just jointing the service every day.look,they [hitv]can not inform u on a date when a channel is going to be added,because they are present sharing a transponder with another.only eutelsat can tell when a channel will be added to that transponder.u complained about activations,did u read the press statement?,the company contracted will one of the world's software/activation management comany[www.magnaquest.net].all is by hitv is to service it's subscribers beta.if u are waiting for me to tell u liars to please your ears?.i will not.hitv is 0ne years,they till have more years to grow.let's wait and see if when the epl finishes if hitv wilkl not get it,remember we said the same for the uefa champions league who finally won it?.all i can say is u will see a brand new hitv.

If true to ur word that u dont represent hitv. I think they would be disappointed in ur post (It is not customer friendly). The 300 people as u said "Jointing" the service, wont they be later disappointed? I believe a satisfied customer is better than 1000 prospective customers except ofcourse hitv think otherwise? U guys are a bunch of thieves and a failure to Nigerians just like PHCN. Wish Subair would just realise that and venture into another business (Importation of rice).