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BusinessRe: Nospecto And Co Any News by ayusman16(m): 10:53am On Jul 14, 2008
SEC to refund investors’ money in wonder banks

13 July, 2008 02:00:00 BADEJO ADEMUYIWA,

Investments and Securities Tribunal (IST) has ordered the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to take over and return funds in the 30 wonder banks banned to confirmed investors.

IST gave the order over the weekend in its ruling which has now barred the wonder banks from further operation in the country. The matter was brought before the tribunal by SEC in November 2007.

The affected wonder banks are All Green Investments Nigeria Limited, Andrew O. Irikefe (doing business in the name and style of Art Masters & Co.), Ndego Onyemaechi Fidelis (doing business in the name and style of Casheed Venture), Cyber International Limited, Fortune Access Interlinks Network Ltd, Goldpower Unique Services Ltd and Gorutrans Nig. Company Ltd.

Others are Interglobal Investment Ltd, Megawealth Ltd, Money Field Ltd, New Freedom Diversified Investment Ltd, Open Gate Multipurpose Investors Ltd, Orion Express Global Services Ltd, Pennywise Investment Ltd, Pennywise Royal Heritage Ltd, Positive Move International Nig. Ltd, Precious Golden Profile Ltd, Real & Cool Wealth International Ltd, Shola Olarewaju Ayinke (doing business in the name and style of Sefteg Nig.Co.),Silvertrust Global Investment Ltd, Successpoint Intercontinental Inv. Ltd, Torid Investment Ltd, Treasured Fund and Assets Ltd, Vikel Petroleum Ltd, Wealth Concept Global Ltd, and Wealthgate Multibiz International Ltd.

Also involved are Wealth Interlink Agency Ltd, Wealth Solution Ltd, Wealth Transfer and Logistic Ltd, Wilson O. Wilson (doing business in the name and style of Wilamas ventures) and Wisdom Investments Nigeria ltd.

SEC in the application to the tribunal in November 2007 complained that the wonder banks solicited, advertised and invited members of the public to deposit fund with a promise of paying as much as 500 percent returns within one operational week.

The commission also sought an order stopping them from operating as fund managers among other reliefs with a declaration that the money deposited with them by the public for a fixed period and bearing interest is illegal.

The 30 wonder banks deposited investors’ funds in 17 banks and the tribunal also authorised the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to determine the status of the funds in all the commercial banks.

The banks where the funds are kept are Access Bank, Diamond Bank, Equatorial Trust Bank, First Bank, First Inland Bank, Guarantee Trust Bank, IBTC Chartered Bank, Kakawa Discount House, Oceanic Bank, Skye Bank Plc, Spring Bank, Sterling Bank, Union Bank, United Bank for Africa, Unity Bank, Wema Bank, Zenith Bank and Intercontinental Bank.

IST in its ruling last week authorised SEC to take custody of the investors’ funds with the 30 companies and their banks for the benefit of the investors.

With this ruling, SEC is now empowered to withdraw and release to all confirmed investors the said funds found in the possession of the banks.

The 30 companies operated without SEC’s authorization and have now been barred from operating and withdrawing money from their accounts in all banks and companies in Nigeria. IST had earlier, following SEC’s submission in December 2007 issued interim orders freezing the accounts of the companies pending the determination of the case.
PhonesRe: Deceptive Notices From Mtn by ayusman16(m): 1:29pm On Jul 12, 2008
Not really? Do u mean Glo is a perfect network that passed the test? Glo users do not experience drop calls, network busy, pending credit, wrong ivr responses? Want to really understand how NCC or u came about that conclusion? Am just trying to compare the 3 networks cos i've use them all? Or was it becos Glo na 'tiwa tiwa ni' network.
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by ayusman16(op): 8:57pm On Jul 11, 2008
holyagbero
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen The Bushman by ayusman16(m): 8:45pm On Jul 11, 2008
cocolykdat, really like the idea of ur post. dats a bomb! Expect more from u wink
Jokes EtcRe: What A Sweet Life 2 by ayusman16(m): 1:40pm On Jul 11, 2008
Yes. Where u be patient since birth grin
PhonesRe: Deceptive Notices From Mtn by ayusman16(m): 10:55am On Jul 11, 2008
But na u Mr. Luluosas talk say dem write test and not NCChuh
Jokes EtcRe: Obama by ayusman16(m): 9:35am On Jul 11, 2008
Oranges unfortunately na man. why no such him banana or eat him small size carrot
Jokes EtcRe: Obama by ayusman16(m): 9:25am On Jul 11, 2008
The beetle might not necessary be his own just becos he's posing beside it.
Jokes EtcRe: What A Sweet Life 2 by ayusman16(m): 9:22am On Jul 11, 2008
Am the special adviser to the special adviser to the special adviser to the President cool
Jokes EtcRe: What A Sweet Life 2 by ayusman16(m): 8:56am On Jul 11, 2008
@ITUEN

I bin busy thats why oo. U no the job now, meeting here and there trying to resolve the Teacher Strike issue grin
Jokes EtcRe: What A Sweet Life 2 by ayusman16(m): 2:56pm On Jul 10, 2008
@Benjay

How u take dodge the bullets for ur side? U bin use Jazz? Nna men! I still dey hospital wey like 10 doctors dey battle to remove the bullets wey the poster spray at me from him machine gun. Upon say i wear double vest bullet proof.

@Ituen

Na Seun we suppose ask that question ooo?

@Poster
Who thou registered u?
TV/MoviesRe: Hitv Or Hi Rubbish? by ayusman16(m): 12:53pm On Jul 10, 2008
Urfriend is having a friendly-hangover,
PhonesRe: Deceptive Notices From Mtn by ayusman16(m): 10:49am On Jul 10, 2008
luluosas:
Dont expect any compensation from glo cause they pass the test that MTN and Celtel fails.
Huh? Can u tell us the test make we know?
Jokes EtcRe: Sports by ayusman16(m): 12:30pm On Jul 08, 2008
segunpc:
i ll land on water and walk like jesus on the river.
I'll do better than Jesus. I'll run like hell on the water!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ayusman16(m): 8:47pm On Jul 07, 2008
i dont think it's Wenger's Adminstration but that of the mgt. There is little or nothin we fans can do than to just watch good football. Guess the mgt is happy that Baba Ijebu is saving them lots of dough. God help us!
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kidnap Brother Of Joseph Yobo by ayusman16(m): 1:36pm On Jul 06, 2008
what is the military waiting for? They shoud test their strength against these buncha lazy thieves. They should be crushed in their hideouts and their families wiped out of the face of the earth. Disgraceful and shameless people!
TV/MoviesRe: All Hitv Subscribers, Pls Sign In Here! by ayusman16(m): 10:06pm On Jul 04, 2008
@ilugunboy,

Sorry man, just saw ur post. Na hitv wahala oo. No worry, i go buy stake soon for hitv just to make them real proudly Naija. Would surely holla u 2mr. Which moderator? Him no dey fear? If him provoke me sef i go buy nland too cool
TV/MoviesRe: HiTV Website And Services by ayusman16(m): 9:51pm On Jul 04, 2008
@urfriend, kindly remind me of some of the good things hitv has done apart from entering into the market? Is is good thing that we pay 4k monthly just to watch football (Wat of peeps that hates football), ?
TV/MoviesRe: All Hitv Subscribers, Pls Sign In Here! by ayusman16(m): 11:29pm On Jul 03, 2008
unfortunate to av lost my hard earned money to thieves.
TV/MoviesRe: HiTV Website And Services by ayusman16(m): 11:19pm On Jul 03, 2008
urfriend:
hi please anytime u have signal problem never blame it on hitv.u beta call your intaller to re-set your dish and let's stop putting every little thing on hitv
My guy Urfriend, i know the difference btw a signal prblem and hitv exploitation so dont give me that crap that i should get my installer. When u guys exploited us during the Ikeja Transpoder failure, was the installer that caused it. U just trying to defend the wrongs of hitv, instead of admitting ur lapses.

ahwuyen:
Hi i had not experienced any signal problem since i went for HITV. i think urfriend is right. the only thing is the issue of contents
I dont think u use hitv except ofcourse u r anoda selfish insider. Only the person who doesnt use hitv thinks they r cool.
TV/MoviesRe: All Hitv Subscribers, Pls Sign In Here! by ayusman16(m): 6:12pm On Jul 03, 2008
I am an unfortunate hitv subscriber who had been ripped off several times. By the way, what do u need the comments for? Ar u an insider too like Urfriend? Huh?
Jokes EtcRe: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by ayusman16(m): 5:31pm On Jul 03, 2008
If her doesnt minded it nko? what can u fit does?
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by ayusman16(op): 5:02pm On Jul 03, 2008
Thanks gee
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by ayusman16(op): 10:17pm On Jul 02, 2008
dumb boy smiley
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by ayusman16(op): 12:32pm On Jul 02, 2008
Searching
A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.

Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"

The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been searching for."
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by ayusman16(op): 12:31pm On Jul 02, 2008
Eating Frogs
An economist and an accountant are walking along a large puddle. They come across a frog jumping on the mud.

The economist says: "If you eat the frog I'll give you $20,000!"

The accountant checks his budget and figures out he's better off eating it, so he does and collects money.

Frog by Deddi Shy Continuing along the same puddle they almost step into yet another frog. The accountant says:

"Now, if you eat this frog I'll give you $20,000."

After evaluating the proposal the economist eats the frog and gets the money.

They go on. The accountant starts thinking: "Listen, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both ate frogs. I don't see us being better off."

The economist: "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've been just involved in $40,000 of trade."
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by ayusman16(op): 12:30pm On Jul 02, 2008
We Got It!
Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right.

The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "On the average we got it!"
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by ayusman16(op): 12:30pm On Jul 02, 2008
It's All in The Perspective
An actuary, an underwriter, and an insurance salesperson are riding in a car.

The salesperson has his foot on the gas, the underwriter has his foot on the brake, and the actuary is looking out the back window telling them where to go.
TV/MoviesRe: HiTV Website And Services by ayusman16(m): 8:17am On Jul 02, 2008
Gamine:
Sir, I understand, but right now my Dstv subscription is up for payment
i can either pay for more months or get HiTV.

But give me concrete reasons why i should get HiTV
Hi dear, i think u should stick with HITV cos they are proudly Nigerian! Although, u will view scrambled channels more than u view pictures, u'll also lose atleast two weeks subscription money due to no signal every month. Please Subscribe to HiThieVes cos they are the best. God help u!
Jokes EtcHow To Break A Bad News! by ayusman16(op): 3:58pm On Jul 01, 2008
At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos?
This is Arnaldo
your country house caretaker"

"Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is
there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that
your parrot died"

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the
competition?"

"That's the one."


"Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune
on that bird.
Oh well, how did he die?"

"From eating rotten meat."

"Rotten meat? Who gave him rotten meat?"

"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead
horses."

"Dead horse? What dead horse Mr. Arnaldo?"

"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They
died
from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house! A candle fell and then the
curtain caught on fire."

"What the, !!! But there's electricity at the
house!!!!
What was the candle forhuh"

"For the funeral."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERALhuh!!!!!"

"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of
the blue and I
thought she was a thief, so I shot her."
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by ayusman16(op): 12:00pm On Jul 01, 2008
Rules Of Washington D.C.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.

- Don't lie, cheat or steal, unnecessarily.

- There is always one more son of a gun than you counted on.

- An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.

- The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

- Chicken little only has to be right once.

- "NO" is only an interim response.

- You can't kill a bad idea.

- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

- The truth is a variable.

- A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent.

- You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way.

- A promise is not a guarantee.

- If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.
Jokes EtcRe: LAFF YOUR ASS OFF WITH AYUS!!! by ayusman16(op): 11:59am On Jul 01, 2008
In the Confession Box
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either."

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