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Olofofobaba,
U take style dull small. Na merix jokes u dey post about dey feel cool.

anyway dem say the fried eggs resemble ur balls.

U call leaving soccer at 50 early?

Nope. Your father

D guy na village gangster!

Do u work for Etisalat?

What makes u think Uti is loved by all Nigerians? He's always annoying, loudmouthed and very unintelligent!

dont panic abi and yet one is losing money heavily.

Shit

Why not remove the log in your eyes instead of bothering with the specks in other peeps eyes!

No need to get excited guys. We've not arrived yet and still not satisfied with the team's performance. Very shaky and unlike Arsenal. Don't be carried away by the scoreline. Porto is shitty and am shocked they can't play footie. But overall, i thank God we won!

Yeah! He should have nominated Mimi but guess his loudmouth has overridden his intelligence. Can't the dude think or he doesnt have a game plan?heh!

u be tif! i no be tif! u be robber! i no be robber! How much do u think they sell new Split A/C 1.5hp? Huh?

I dont think Uti would twice lucky this time around. Uti boy! Ur time is up!

Still dont blame the Gallas guy. If our strikers had converted their chances didnt think he would have surged forward.

Why are u guys crucifying Gallas? Do u realise that he made more attempt on goal in that match than our beloved Adebayo?

Seems u r d only Uti's fan around Me go 4 Ricco cos he seems very real!

Tessycool! Happy Birthday to you!

Thank God say me i no write any thing on the wall. Innocent Tenant

I think Uti talks before he thinks. A typical loudmouthed guy. He beefs, brags, yabs, pretends and damn arrogant. That is not going to take him far. Don't think that attitude is Nigerian. Wish him luck as the show progresses but he definately does not have my vote. Saving it for my main man Ricco.

I hope the person go understand now?

@Ituen,

My guy! ow u dey? When them discharge u?

Nice joke. The employee just signed him sack letter.

We've all heard about people having guts and/or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hands, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result to death.

u no dey sleep? Dem take Nairaland swear for u? I go tell ur Papa oooo?

Nope. U r d woman with uncontrollable mensuration

because the bible tells me so

You ar always confuse

cbase:
u dey try, asswipe

u no dey try cmumu

I got gono once after shagging his babe.


D babe felt like a trailer hit her after me was done with her. Wonder what Sammy has been doing with her?

SAM MILLA:
you are proud of being a gigolo

I make depressed babes who couldnt get satisfaction from their men happy!

@Sammulla,
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It is no long a secret that u couldnt satisfy her in bed. U r like indomie that takes just 2 minutes to cook. So quit acting as if u actually divorced her!


Am sure she's still in cloud 9 after spending the night in my place. Hard knock! if u know what i mean!

@gabrywyl

Please no farting on this thread ok?

Tufe is invited to come help in the crusades

and he decides that his adorable wife Tytyalor should wear a chastity belt (steel underwear).

So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend, Ayusman.

He tells him, ”If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, Tufe leaves on horseback. But about a half hour later,

he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees Ayusman.

"What's wrong?" He asks. Ayusman replies.

"You gave me the wrong key!"