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 Sports › Re: Nigeria Struggle At S.leone by ayusman16(m): 8:26am On Jun 08, 2008 |
He kicked, nodded the ball into the net  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Lost Cell Phone by ayusman16(m): 3:47pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
That ur girlfriend dey too intelligent. Make u quickly marry her oo. Very soon she go ask u to remind her to go piss! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma Gamble by ayusman16(m): 12:36pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
where u go dig up this mail from? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Hitv Or Hi Rubbish? by ayusman16(m): 7:54am On Jun 06, 2008 |
Wow! Av been waiting for this opportunity. Now i think it's d right time to sue their sorry ass. I am goin to make sure they sweat until they bleed. After all the exploitations and loss of subscriptions over the last months. U guys better get ur lawyers ready! Buncha of sorry HiThieves! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(op): 10:34am On Jun 05, 2008 |
Na for Goldmine u dey work? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(op): 10:32am On Jun 05, 2008 |
brainless Folly's brain |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by ayusman16(m): 10:16am On Jun 05, 2008 |
I thot they sanged Olufunmi? Isnt they? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Old Lady Who Made Money Betting by ayusman16(m): 9:19pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Jeovy:Stop posting those jokes. Joevy is drinking garri with roasted corn. U wan make him choke? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Man Finds Perfect Spot To Masturbate by ayusman16(m): 8:22pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Man! Dis is hilarious. D guy just mess himself up. Nice joke man! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by ayusman16(m): 10:10pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
d poster must av been smoking expired pawpaw mixed with banana leaf. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Temperature Rising by ayusman16(m): 10:04pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
Abygal;., u neva sleep, ? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Costly Mistake by ayusman16(m): 10:48am On Jun 03, 2008 |
See wetin plenty English dey cause  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Help Me Pls by ayusman16(m): 10:43am On Jun 03, 2008 |
I have got a very big farm yard for them to manage. U can bring one truck! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(op): 10:39am On Jun 03, 2008 |
Bad girl. wanted to say, hope u didnt cry? and some peeps are thinking anoda thing! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(op): 9:19am On Jun 03, 2008 |
Nope. Just that the guy dey reason like u Folly! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(op): 9:18am On Jun 03, 2008 |
like ur heart. Na only dirty mind dey think dirty things wey i never talk. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(op): 8:31am On Jun 03, 2008 |
The guy don tay wey him dey look for opportunity to commit suicide |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(op): 8:28am On Jun 03, 2008 |
TOYOSI20:Only laff? Hope u didnt, " |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(op): 5:04pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
| Dumb Germans |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(op): 12:39pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
@Aristole Longest time no seen, saw, or see? How u dey? Av u been successfully disvirgined now? @Joke Clemcy or Aisha2 go come translate am. I no sabi translate to English! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dumb Hausa Man by ayusman16(m): 9:33am On Jun 02, 2008 |
@Clumsy Guess u r still suffering from sex hangover  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Possible? by ayusman16(op): 8:23am On Jun 02, 2008 |
[color=#990000]For those who understand Hausa! Boni Haruna's wife went to Potiskum her hometown to campaign for Senate and said "Ku maza bakwa son cin gaban mata"! They screamed in unison, "muna so! Ba mu samu bane!"[/color] Somebody translate ooo my hand no dey! |
| Jokes Etc › How Possible? by ayusman16(op): 7:37am On Jun 02, 2008 |
During WW II a British fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and he was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad, so the German doctor amputated his arm. He requested that they drop his arm over his base in England. So the Germans did. The next week they amputated his other arm and he asked the same thing. The Germans complied. The next week they amputated one of his legs, and he again asked for them to drop it over his base in England. The German doctor replied, "Nein, ve do dis no more!" The pilot asked why not, and the German answered, "Ve tink you trying to escape!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Do Not Panic No Matter What Happens by ayusman16(op): 6:49pm On Jun 01, 2008 |
Thanks my man! Hope u've come to stay! Can't also believe u aint calling me Anus? The long term u spent in jail with Rev. King must av done u lotta good!  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Offtopic! by ayusman16(m): 11:53am On May 31, 2008 |
u dey symptoms of witcherism! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lettuce Tomato! by ayusman16(m): 4:19pm On May 30, 2008 |
@Poster U must be a very naughty girl with these ur jokes but i kinda like u sorry i mean like it! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Cheating Husband by ayusman16(m): 4:05pm On May 30, 2008 |
Nna men! I swear would never taste cookies again! |
| Sports › Re: Austria V Nigeria by ayusman16(m): 1:29pm On May 30, 2008 |
What difference would he have made anyway! Super Fowls still aint going to win anything in a long time. So stop spewing venom as if your life depends on it Dr. Kitaun! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Cut Is The Deepest by ayusman16(m): 12:51pm On May 30, 2008 |
But guys. It is not the size of the barrel that matters but the velocity of the bullet. Hope this helps? make u no go commit sucide! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Cut Is The Deepest by ayusman16(m): 12:37pm On May 30, 2008 |
@Ibk. WHy? |
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