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Barking
Your dog's barking at the back door. Your spouse's barking at the front. Who do you let in?

Well, it's your call, but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.

Infact heh! me too gat to learn how to spark corrected englishes. Will goes to school in Sudan, Niger, Afghan and Somaila to learned it very well. So that Moyola can loving me too instead of liked!

I laff in hausa if u think AW is going to buy Villa? He had shown us what he can do by signing the 17yr old from Cardiff.

@Unixsex, u ar a badding guy. why ar u toasted Moyola wit u badding Englishing. How do expecting ur Childrenses to spark Corrected Englishes when u marriage and given birthed? Huh!

i means to saying that u r being populate!

U mean everypersons dey forkular u for Crystal Palace?

dan iska ya sha iska mai zafi! wawa yaro!

Ignore miggie. He's suffered from uncircumcirsed erection!

Bros u harsh oo!

infactlee he's verylee idiotlee

Fcking shoulda has be your middling names!

Walahi! Wu na mutum wawa ne! Kai! It's beri fainful my fiful!

He means to be bleeping unreasonable!

Dat would only give the lasma official and police officers to feed fat on culprits. A colleague fell victim and was made to cough out 20k after hours of negotiation. the thieving lasma officer even followed him to the atm to withdraw the money. the officials i know would lead u into their traps. Hmm! think they are trying to discourage pple from driving to reduce the choatic traffic situation.

Yes. He dieded yesterday in his slept. The amalistic security vote loving is died. Let stood up for a minutes silent for his.

Now that some of u dullard av speak ur English here and some of you educate ones has spark. I think it's time for me to corrected you all and spoken the correction one. Go all and slept. Simply English language una can't spoke.

I would be shocked if Aw can afford to buy Villa. Now that the guy is hot in Euro 08 Baba Ijebu would back out since other clubs would start bidding higher!

spenchuks:
i never said that. but u the "elders" should find a space to
accommodate the "upcoming" ones like us

Are u homeless that u want accomodation?

Bros! abeg where can i get the iphone to buy at $299?

I am sure FIFA wants u guys to put ur country in order.

Box Donation
   
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'



The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.  For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'




Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think £5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?





Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ,  I'm telling everybody!'





Brothel Trip

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

'I'm 90 years old,' he says.

'90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'

'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'





Pest Control

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

'Who are you?' he asked him.

'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.

'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.

'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.

'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'

jaymobb:
i av taken my own tyme o

i dey 4 your bak after u finish na me

Good boy

mumuism raise to power 2. Wonder how he became a millionaire

Have u finished pinning your neighbor's goat tied at the backyard

@Bibs, DIdnt i warn u to position ur hole enterance for easy penetration? But lol, u were still basking in the euphoria of the BJ u gave me!

ituen:
Ayusman,

your wicked

Bros! Abeg na wetin i do now?

Infact, the babe supposed get PHD for mumulogy!

Jaymobb! Take ur time oo

u be virgin?

Devil bend ur bori to 90c!

@RSA, i can see that u woke up drunk with foolishness again. What do u guys av? When ur stupid economy is dependent on our money gotten by ur coys based in Ngr? Do u think u guys would be anywhere without the help of the whites? So u better hush before we send ur coys packing so dat ur stupid economy could crash!

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