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Sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap! We are saving our victory against Ac Millan

kronkykay:
i smell some loving in the air

Are u sure it's not that shitty foul smell of ur armpit again

@Donkyjay

U still get mouth? No wonder u too dey behave like goat. Goat screwer!

d boy no get respect. Am so sure na my guy FOlly

Haba Ituen Thee fake friend just decribed u now

Thank God football is played 11men against 11men and not on the mouth of the scummies. If we can do it against Madrid, Juv some season back then i believe we could pull this one against Milan. The boys i believe av learnt their lessons from yesterday's game. Bring on AC Milan.

Nice game by Man. U. They really played like a determined team who know what is at stake. Too bad we've not learnt our lesson after the humiliating defeat by the Toths. Wenger still knows i think? No excuse for the defeat cos Man U were simply fantastic. Anderson, Nani and Rooney really played their hearts out. No shaking, hope AW has learnt valuable lesson this season. Now, guess we have to contend with winning the league and Champions League! No shaking, Gunner i still remain.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg , we screwed up, but that was fun!'

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.

@kola oloye
Pirater?hmmm! ur English teacher die when u start school?

Oloriobo, oya make u translate to pidgin so dat Agberolife go understand

u better delete this fast before them bombard u

U be see him to convince u, dats even if he has an erection

Lollybabe,

No mind Segunpc, na only when him use microscope him dey see the long thing but in reality, Hmmm! _{even toothpick get size}

u go wound o Lola!

yes ooo but not on Diamond and Sapphire

Folly,

Wetin i do u now? Why u dey follow me around all the threads? Hmmm! I don leave Aisha, Lollyabbey and others for now. Make u leave me alone or else,

segunpc:
whats doggy style?

Pretend as if u want to give testimony on Sunday and throw the question at the congregation. I believe u would get the ans? Goodluck

@Folly d Foolish, u never cease to amaze me with ur sheer folishness

Kariya ne Aisha.  Sai ki ko rijiya

@Folly

Ta lo fun yin ni iyawo? Mo ti gba iyawo lo ni yen

Ar u jealous am toasting another babe?

@Lola

Ina ruwan ki?

Ki sha're Folly. baya de kudi kaman ni

Folly the folish, i bin think say u don wise. so u never repent. Too bad

Ina son ki Aisha

No vex now! Na the pronounciation i take spell am

@Donkeyjay
U no serious! but i feel u man

Cool jokes except the one dissing the Arsenal fans. U no dey fear gun

d guy try now my Oloriobo, if him no try make u try post ur own joke make we laff, Bad belle!

@Efuah

Must they spell everything for u? U no go school?

@Kronkykay

What makes u think being gay is a disease that can be cured. There are different sexual orientations. Gays, Straights, Lesbians, gays and people like u that sleep with animals like goats

kronkykay:
are u still gay?

damn why u like D1CK this much? i tot u were cured?

where's tope?

It's my most priecious property.

u no serious