₦airaland Forum

ba damuwa, ina lafiya, aiki ne wahala! Aman mo gode Allah!

let Aisha speak for herself,

U dey there to know if Aisha dey pull my leg? Don't be jealous Lolly!

@aiSHA, my love for u is undilluted. I can't fit try am with u oo.

@Lolabbey, ar u jealous? U wan try my toasting skills

ANGER MANAGEMENT



Husband to Wife: How come when I annoy you, you don't fight back. How do you control your anger?



Wife to Husband: I scrub the toilet.



Husband to Wife: How does that help?



Wife to Husband: I use your toothbrush!!!!!!!

Hi Guys,

I urgently need the Lagos address and telephone numbers of the University of Uyo's liason office.

Counting on u please. Thanks

"Allah" bamu sai

zan replying mail din ina kai gida. zan zo aika zuwa na wanje aiki na

ni ma ina saurau sa a nan, ina aiki a telecoms. Za ki aika zuwa email di nan a gida ayusman16@yahoo.com. zan duba a dare ina kai gida.

ina de access zuwa new aiki listings. Za ki ya aika mun email din ki?

ka kiji haushi mana. na sha wande na seni ne? ba yawa

ki da ga arewa ne?

ba komi, tambaya kwai. me ki ka karanta a makaranta?

@AIsha2
ki na aiki gwamnati ne?

Clemcy, kai na miji ne ko na mace?

mo gode Allah. Na tashi lafiya, ina aiki yanzu. Ki fa?

@AIsha

Na jiki, ki yi hakuri don Allah. Ban ze sake ba.

Success123, what ar u saying? Didnt i warn u about taking expired drugs mixed with too much Shepe

Na gode so se

Aisha, ina kwana, bura maigida ya tashi lafiya kwa?

The two are the same thing Clemcy is blablabla and blablabla is Clemcy

Hmmmm! Give me some

Food is second on the line after, "

wetin una dey lick

Hi Tessy. How u doing? Wats cooking? So wats the award?

Was expecting a more hilarious ending but lol! Was disappointed. But those two guys are unmentionable dumb and should be castrated.

See all these small boys with Bananas,

Na becos we wan make Man. U win something oo. As una don lose out for the league, champion league and Carling cup. Make una console una self with FA.

We play on the pitch and not with mouth. Wed is not far ooo

It's not meant for u, U own don finish! No remedy!

These are really very powerful. Implement whatever you can.

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.

3. Buy a PVR, tape your late night shows and get more sleep.

4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to__________ _ today.'

5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2007.

7. Make time to practice meditation and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.

8. Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.

9. Dream more while you are awake.

10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.

12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

13. Clear your clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.

14. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.

18. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

24. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, and wear the fancy lingerie (not you guys.) Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

27. Forgive everyone for everything.

28. What other people think of you is none of your business.

29. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

30. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

32. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

33. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

34. The best is yet to come.

35. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

36. Do the right thing!

37. Call your family often.

38. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: 'I am thankful for __________.' Today I accomplished _________.

39. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

40. Enjoy the ride. Remember that this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.

May your troubles be less,
May your blessings be more,
May nothing but happiness come through your door!