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Lolabbey Romairo

FOlly my guy. No listen to Ify. All the men don run away from her cos of val that's why she want hook up with u, run for cover

It aint shit smell u olodo, Hmmmm! Kronkykay, didnt i tell to shave ur armpit that smells like shit? Oya take money go buy one gallon of detol, truck soap, kerosene, petrol etc etc and scrub urself like hell. Damn!!

Men! Just off for some couple of hours and enemies don dey yab me? Thank God for my pple wey gat my back.

help me ask am?

Have got plenty to spend but guess she aint a golddigger

@Tessybaby, wassup!how u dey? U manage sell the boli and groundnut finish to raise money for ticket for cafe abi? Anyway sha, we miss plenty

so how come ur head still smell like shit? _{chei! i don look for trouble. Byeeeeeeeeee}

Her sorry has mended it already.

@Ben-Jay
I understand how u feel. _{Val-less man}

@Folly
Thanks man! I don commot my own so e remain u comot urs

Thanks for the reassurance. My heart don beging dey crack.pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

wats going on?

Nice one Ituen. SHows how matured u r. Guess we all can't be matured and speak coherently

Ba wahala. Am ready to wait for u my love.

Forget Tufe, am here to give u undying love. Val is not far ooo please accept my proposal

@Ben

In the spirit of Valentine and my new found love in Nairaland; i wont spank u and would still give u money for ur daily meal. akuya bunsuru!

Dont underestimate my seriousness Lollypop!

U get my baby annoyed u get my full wrath. Nobody annoys my interest.

I know u'll like me sorry like it, i mean like the joke

nothing babe, just wondering. Hmmmmmmmmmm

THE POLITE WAY TO GO PEE

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

"Ituen, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Ituen said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Folly, how would you say it?"

Folly said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.

And you, little Ayus, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"

"I would say: Lollybabe Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after dinner."

And the teacher just fainted.

majority of the pple ooo my dear

See Lola ooo. Ar u related to Salau

A trial would conjure my dear. No long thing but damn effective thing

Hey guys! Av got a free ticket to participate in the show Yo Momma & Poppa (Nigeria own)! Indicate ur interest by sending an email to ayusman16@yahoo.com. Let see who gat guts instead of wasting ur hard earned cafe money to insult each other parents, Indicate ur interest now or forever remain shut up

Na crime to go Italy again? wetin girls dey go find there wey dey make pple dey rake here?

@Ninjabyte, Ask Ituen the King of babes; It pays to be a woman wrapper

@Tope_teadr

If u dont want my wrath, dont ask of Lollybabe's asl again. See dis cable burner wan come snatch the babe wey i dey my chiking skill to toast for over 2months, Ituen, make u wan ur guy ooo. i dey harsh oo

Leave am. we go soon castrate am

@Ituen

SO u dey dream of becoming _gatemanager?

nyabinghi:
See chelesea fan giving up so easily. Arsenal still has 5 potential babanana peels enconters to negotiate. They are still to visit the bridge,old trafford and host liverpool and everton, also they are yet to play birmingham and Bolton. Arsenal won't win the league.
Mark my words.

Is this analysis from ur brain or from somewhere else? what makes u think the Gunners wont take maximum points from all these games? huh? It doesnt bother me at all considering the doomed predications u guys av made before the start of the season. But guess what, we still remain on top!

U dey fear the long thing

Itue, no worry, i go come wit Lollybabe for lectures.