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funkyjms:
If you can attach the passport in a mail containing your login details to my addy, I can help out

wroskian:
Thanks Bro, i finally succeeded. I had to use another picture with a larger size.

Ahaa!

adanduka:
She doesn't look like someone who fell THUNDEROUSLY to the ground.

Super story!

Abi o...lawyers and their conjectures! how does one even fall thunderously to the ground?...a very brief person at that!

And with ALL that falling she only has an imaginary microscopic wound tucked way inside her mouth to show for it?

Walahi, I was expecting to see somebody all bandaged up like Lazarus with one leg hooked atop some hanger.

Madam Events Mgr must return and receive a beating that equals her story abeg.

ucheduru:
Thanks all for all your timely inputs. I already did an SJT (on-line assessment test) awaiting the next stage. Who else has done this as an EH please?

A poster on this same page gave this address below for EH thread; why aren't you following it too?

https://www.nairaland.com/2045764/nnpc-experienced-cadre-whats-up/3

somcherry:
Kanu's wife was 18,not 16.

lol@ ur message to ur babies...you'll get a good dad for them.

Fulaman198:
...there are pervs amongst us... /

Aha, nothing to argue about...PERVERTED act!

Fulaman198:
Men should be virgins too before marriage. Both men and women. It's hypocritical to expect one to be while the other isn't.

Good line! And consequently, since Sanusi has 'disvirgined' himself with his first wife, he shouldn't be 'entitled' to any more virgins from the 2nd till the last wife!

So going from above, he should be marrying a qualified, certified female harlot cos they have almost the same credentials in that quarters and not an 'innocent' child barely leaving puberty under the guise of religion!

evita5:
Lol. Came home at d end of every session in d university with a best student award from my department and all I got for those 4 years were 'u sure so? U sure say na school dey give u all these awards?' And when I Graduated with a first class degree, all I got was an oversized dress I never wore
I wish they were my parents

lol...Even now I follow ask you, 'you sure so? U sure say U get 1st class??!

Just know ur moms was practically jumping and somersaulting in her bed that day...u shudav seen her peacock steps that period! They just wdnt want any of their excited eulogies messing with their prized assets brain. Parents!


Abeg that dress is symbolic and to be treasured o...you call it oversized but they see their pikin as larger than life, hence the size 40!


Congrats gurrl!

lol @DDeliverer.. na so lucifer dey corner pple?

We were just donkeying around, abi Yomi007k?

Y'all experience a tremendously blessed new year!!!

yomi007k:
U so dumb, u had 2 write d antonyms.
In all ramifications, U r Re-tarded.
U need multidiciplinary assistance.
Go get a cork 2 Fck,start from there.

Eiyaaa now I see ya debilitated petrified face...hormonal imbalance indeed!

Chimp, step on it and still keep f ckg off

D time I alloted you is up! God bless ya new year o and don't forget to keep blessing ya fellow destitutes.

yomi007k:
Look at dis Hag smelling menopause.
Go f-ck urself h-o, seems dts d only thing ur black asz is good @.

Shrivelled shrunk wizard with arrested development? Still f ck off

yomi007k:
I smell hormonal imbalance here.
No probs ma, u do urs I do mine.

Coming from d dog that smelt tomorrow... f ck off

yomi007k:
Una go always get excuse but una sabi collect from ppl.
He never asked for much, jus do d little u can. I'm not so religious but I'm sure more human than a lot of ppl.
Its all abt conscience.

So who and who are the 'una'?

You and that your pastor shld do well to stop criticizing people's actions, playing gods, as you lot do not know who does even way much more charitable works than you two in secret.
Anyways, you already acknowledged a lot of pple are better than you while claiming you're better than some others.

If you are of age with your 4limbs and brain working properly, you should stop that lousy act of pestering people for alms already.

Hmn, that pastor sef! His first day in church and already making the congregation feel inadequate. There are better ways of passing across that message than that destitute drama ish or he expects only me to feed and water the hungry and thirsty, only me to visit prisoners, only me to house the homeless, only me to visit the sick, or even only me to give destitutes money all the time, only me? Abeg

chukyjones:
ayzy nwa, iwu onye be ke anyi?

ututu oma!

Chuky nwa nnaa, abu m ezigbo nwa afo nu!

Udo!

[quote author=Moneysage post=29246198][/quote]Nna m, onye ukwu...

Ekene!

jpphilips:
taharqa the ... ekwensu!!

This jpphilips man sef, see as heat dey comot for ya head...if they allow you, you fit shoot Oga Jona with those rifles...ekwensu

They just sent another round of texts this evening?

aribitoye:
Exactly what i said..its just a reminder!

Phcboy:
Case Closed! I just spoke with a lady in phillipsconsulting office in Abj and she said the sms was a general reminder to anybody that has responded to the earlier mail that I should not bother responding to it.

its always better confirmed than assumed...thanks Phcboy

Seems like nobody got the mail but text...why not we call them?? The no's on their site don't move.

Please somebody else shld try them or anybody that has a working no should help out.

jaz:
honestly this guy never ceases to amaze me...

This is exactly what obtains when one has bookish knowledge and lacks wisdom and understanding!

I'm amazed too but in a horrifying manner!

* Scoffield *

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VivaLaFrans:
White men hates us, including the christians there (Caucasian christians). I joined one of their forums and introduced myself and all I recieved in return was insults. They call Nigerians fraudsters, HIV distributors and so on... They'll tell you that blacks were lesser beings compaired to the Caucasians. They say the three sons of Noah, Shem, Ham and Japhet, that Ham (who was cursed by Noah) was the father of blacks, Shem was the father of Asians and Middle East and the rest and Japhet was the father of the Caucasians... They are very silly people I tell you... The only way to fight back is by Mockery... When they mock you with what you are suffering from, mock them with what they are lacking. Thats the truth... I pity blacks who worship and treat white men as gods.

Which forum was that?

Chibuking81:
Most Stocks are crashing, and many will soon join, I stated this about few months ago. Pls do not expect the bull soon, but till after election, in fact next month crash will be worst.

Mister, why are you like this naa??

First, pele...

then,




(he'll pick up a lil bit later )

vicadex07: Sometimes, life isn't just fair. To try and imagine that most of these attendants delivers nothing less than N100,000 daily to their supervisors on each pump and yet their take home pay is just N10,000 a month. Why wouldn't they be tempted?

So also the bank tellers that get paid from 80k monthly salary!
Since they process large batches of millions of Naira daily, they should be paid in millions so they don't steal?
However much profit the employer makes is his business, he has already fixed what he'll pay- it's not forced labour.

Thief na thief o and temptation abounds!

Ikonz: Remember this? Thank me later!

My oga gist us what you did naa...abi na trade secret

[quote author=Charlesnerd][/quote]You did well sir.

Thank you

Charlesnerd: ...but when fullfilment2020 drew my attention to the choice of word, ...I had to quickly apologise. ...

You are from Anambra I guess,so I also extend the apologies to you.

Oga Charles na so you go dey go - apologising to all Anambrarians one by each?

Why not just modify that post in the first instance abi?

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bukatyne: Through a dream

OK. Just curious

Thanks & nice sunday

bukatyne: ..... After school, God TOLD ME to stop wearing trousers.....

ONE YEAR AFTER!

Bukatyne on fire

How did you hear that from God?