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Amin. Thank you

Abduletudaye:
Happy Birthday dear... Allah's Rahma on you now and always...

Guys celebrate with me, I am a year older today.

what about DicKDastardly.

Who is featuring who?

greatness22:
I was scared by that no.6 tho... Vagina featuring Shark. What a collabo. Lolz

Kai stop saying crap!

bloomstar:
i wonder too o....
no wonder women carry all sort of sizes of men and dere joystick. both large and extra large

drberry:
When it comes to the vagina, there are three basic things every woman should know: 1. You don't need to douche, every woman has vaginal discharge, and ultimately, nothing can get lost in the vagina. The vagina have capabilities
that are more than meets the eye, and can tell us a plethora about our sexual health. Here's 10 amazing facts about it.

1. “Vagina” comes from the Latin root meaning “sheath for a sword.”


2. There are 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris, while the penis only has 4,000. This is why the tiny area is considered to be the most sensitive part of a woman’s erogenous zone. Powerful sensations can spread across a woman’s pelvic area by affecting 15,000 other nerve endings.


3. Vaginas are lined with ringed muscular ridges. This helps it expand when necessary, such as during intercourse or childbirth. They expand up to 200 percent during intercourse or childbirth.


4. A doctor once removed a potato that started sprouting vines out of a patient’s vagina. The patient told the doctor her mother said it would prevent pregnancy. In that case, mother didn't always know best.


5. Believe it or not, the first movie to use the word “vagina“ on film was Disney’s “The Story of Menstruation,” released in 1946.


6. Vaginas and sharks have something in common. They both contain the substance squalene. This exists in shark livers and is a natural vaginal lubricant.


7. In 2009, a woman reportedly set the vagina weightlifting record by lifting over 30 pounds. She attached the weight to a wooden egg so her muscles could grab onto it. This gives Kegel exercises a whole new meaning.


8. Vaginas are also strong enough to clamp down on joysticks. This is known as penis captivus. It is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down with intensity on the penis, which makes it
impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.


9. It’s impossible to lose anything in your vagina. The opening of the uterus is too small for anything to go through it, unless you're giving birth, of course. Before puberty, the uterus is about 3.5 centimeters (cm) in length
with an average thickness of 1 cm. After puberty, its normal length is about 7.6 cm, and width is 4.5 cm, with a normal thickness of 3.0cm.


10. Lastly, in case you didn’t know, vaginas are self-cleaning, too. The vagina is designed to keep itself clean with the help of natural secretions, or discharge. When washing your vagina, it's best to avoid perfumed soaps, gels, and antiseptics, as this can affect the healthy balance
of bacteria and pH levels, and even lead to irritation.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/vagina-facts-10-mind-boggling-things-you-should-know-about-your-lady-parts-291384

Number seven got me wondering what vagina weight lifting looks like.

You don spoil, I go tell your mama.

obontami:
[size=18pt] I just dey imagine how buhari go take dey pack this woman leg if dem dey fccck




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Banana Island landlady,go and pay your Banana Island #600 Million home tax.

I love you, I don't want frinemies to have the last laugh.

Amen....

madridguy:
The innocent souls shed for your selfish interest will hunt you Amodu Sherrif. You will never escape the judgment of God for the blood of the innocent souls. #Bloodwedding

My fav;
1) S** you back to sleep
2) Wake me up before you go
3) Want to want
4) Liquor
5) Zero

Zero zero zero that's how many fuc*s I give about your list.

ultrazone:
We are getting there..pastors, bloggers.

and Rev. Father(s)

Once in a blue moon

Jaypea98:
Hello, Did you watch any of our matches this past season?

Who is dead this time around?

Linda Ikeji and Black Gate.

We dash them the whole of Igalaland make them carry.

Movic1:
Kogi??

Guys this end time rubbish is annoying, una no fit comment make e no be end time. This end time shildren self.

Did she loss part of the one on her chest? Too massive.

Cute. Nneka has Papilo's face. Abi I lie?

His Execellency, the Executive Governor of Kogi State and his pretiful wife.

MissBiba:
Let him go and die 4 ol I care

Apc lost in Okene LGA basically because of the incidences that occur during the primary election. Senator Ohiare betrayed us so we opt for PDP.it has absolutely nothing to do with fairplus.

sholatech:
Unfair, after he refused to campaign for Apc and spent heavily for pdp to win!

wailers can rest now

Kogi Politics:

When APC presented Faleke as Audu's running mate, a sitting House of Representative member from Lagos who claimed to be an indigene of the State from Ijumu LGA, nobody threatened APC.
We all accepted the party decision and allowed him be, after all APC is APC nationwide.
We should all knew that there were many christians that participated in the APC primary that is qualified to be Audu's running mate as tradition demands since Audu is a muslim.
People who worked for the party in the state and also contested the primary, spent money on the delegates, and also in purchasing the party nomination forms all accepted the party position in nominating a kogi born Lagosian as Audu's running mate.
Now APC has critically look at the situation we found ourselves over the death of Audu, the party settled for Alh. Yahaya Bello been the 1st runner-up to Audu during the party's primary. Why the noise from Faleke in an election that is obviously inconclusive?
The 25000 PVC collected in the 91 polling units of 49000 registered voters can never be used to declared the winner of that last election because PVC and card reader are just to add credibility to the election process. It has never replaced or cancel that electoral law that says margin votes must not be less the cancel votes, and this is where INEC is right in declaring the election inconclusive.
For those that says Yahaya-Bello is reaping what he never sow and ask what did Faleke sow in Kogi State APC?
Prior to the general election, Faleke was in Lagos campaigning for his election when Bello was campaigning not for himself alone but all APC members seeking elective positions in Kogi. Alhaji Yahaya Bello is the only governorship aspirant in APC (not even Audu) that visited all the 21 LGAs seeking delegates votes, telling the people of the state his plans and visions for the State. And my second question is, where was Faleke during the primary or he never knew there is a State called Kogi?
It is important to note that if Bello is presented as APC candidate, the worst court can do is to declare that Faleke suppose be the candidate. But if APC picks Faleke and court says APC is wrong because of primary he never participated, then PDP will be declare because it implies APC has no candidate. If Faleke has APC interest at heart, he should go to court while the party present Bello.
This is because if APC-Kogi lose out, Faleke will go back to Lagos and leaves the rest of us in the hand of PDP for the next four years.
It is a campaign of hatred to say Bello did anti-party just because he did not follows Audu for his campaigns. Did Kwankwaso follows PMB for his campaign when he lost the primary? No.
Finally, Alhaji Yahaya Bello is most suitable for Audu's replacement for the safety of the party against PDP because he contested the primary.. Audu I hope you are happy in hell now, this is the confusion you brought upon your people

Replica of her mum

MzPecs:
Cute girl..
She looks like her father.

Adoza ene hu ni Adoga.

ADOZA replaces ADOGA, how sweet!

Rexsul:
Yeso ds is victory 4d Ebiras and d Okuns....@ last power hs finally shift 4rm those greedy Igalas....make i c hw dem go take taste power again.

Kogi state work force........34,000

igalla 24,000 workers

okun 6,000 workers

Ebira 4,000 workers

keep calm my people, everything is going to be fine soon insha Allah...

The lord is your strenght.

evlyn:
chei!!!! 5 saturdays left... when will i get married?

British citizen ko, Japanese citizen ni.
Madam you de joke!

Atai is Kogi state your father's property. Bunch of ingrate.

Otapipia:
Never, not in Kogi state.

Echocho is another boko haram in the making. He is a fanatic

meforyou1:
Echocho, an igala man will win

Confused fellas! They want to be called Biafra in the Zoo called Nigeria, if only justice and equity shall prevail in the region. ridiculous and laughable

I know lie na. The little difference, Omo Nla is shorter.

DickDastardly:
badt gial

Conggratulations!!! He resemble Omo Nla of WAptv sha